Super son-in-law of a beautiful president
Chapter 355 Please Stop Drawing, Can You?
Everyone looked at Lu Ping together.
Harmony and discord are all in his mind.
Whether to fight or not to fight is also in his mind.
Agree with it.
Fight if you disagree.
The truth is simple, but the reality is cruel.
Mahjong still had some good thoughts in his heart. Considering that this matter was caused by him after all, he walked up to Lu Ping and whispered in his ear: "Why don't you just make a deal? Both sides take a step back and each takes 50%."
Lu Ping turned his head and glanced at him, but didn't make a sound.
Kong Long, however, was able to hear Mahjong's whispers, and said with a strong face: "Huh, it won't work to account for half! But I can consider keeping your original management team and not changing blood. This will keep your jobs. In this way, we Benevolent to the utmost."
Mahjong begged: "Brother Bi, for the sake of our work together, you can do it well. It is not easy for everyone to come out and do things. It is my Mahjong wrong to betray the third master, but with Lu... Boss Lu, and Mr. Shao They have nothing to do. If you take me away, even if the third master kills me, I won't complain. But I hope you can let go of the romantic time and let them go. "
Sometimes, Mahjong is quite loyal.
After he returned to Lu Ping, he felt that Lu Ping was much easier to get along with than the third master Fu, he didn't put on airs, and didn't make things difficult for others.And hug each other.Especially Kong Dazui put on such a big battle to arrest him, Shao Jinyuan, poisonous snake and others not only did not stand by, but also got Kong Dazui to clean him up because of protecting him.
This is the friendship that should exist between people.
On the other hand, Sanye Fu's subordinates are not.
Among the various bosses under him, there was intrigue, no one was pleasing to the other, and they even undermined each other and plotted against each other.
Although it was only a short period of time, he really felt a long-lost warmth.
Kong Long looked at Mahjong with a smile, and his eyes reflected a gleam of disdain: "Mahjong, do you really take yourself seriously? In my eyes, you are nothing more than a fart. What you say, all It's bullshit!"
"Alas." Mahjong knew he was powerless, and drooped his head.
"Big nose, there are so many people here, why don't we find a place alone and have a good chat?" Lu Ping put a cigarette in his mouth and said suddenly.
Kong Long immediately said: "Okay! I promise you!"
"Then, come with me!" Lu Ping took the lead to open the way.
One of Kong Long's subordinates reminded Kong Long: "Brother Bi, don't go with him, this guy is likely to play tricks, don't fall into his trap."
Another subordinate also nodded: "I think so, be careful."
"Am I, Kong Big Nose, afraid of his trap? They are all waiting for me here, and no one is allowed to take any action without my permission!" Kong Long said confidently, thinking a lot in his heart.
Perhaps, he can understand Lu Ping's difficulties.
It is indeed a bit embarrassing to hand over the place to others in front of so many subordinates.
After all, this kid can occupy such a big club, he is considered young and promising, and he didn't provoke him much, so there is really no need to trample him to death.
As long as he is willing to give in.
Then, it doesn't matter to give him a little dignity.
Thinking of this, Kong Dabi quickly followed Lu Ping.
Lu Ping took him into a box.
The door is locked.
"Tell me what you think. There are only two of us now, and I have saved enough face for you." Kong Long was barebacked, put his coat on his shoulders, and looked at Lu Ping with his arms folded.
Lu Ping glanced at him: "Who is saving face for whom, you will know in a while."
Kong Long frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"
Lu Ping sized him up from head to toe, and then commented: "Actually, I think that although you are bad, you are not completely bad, and you can still be saved. Besides, you do have some kung fu. How about that?" , close to Zhu Zhechi, close to Mo Zhehei, don't be with that third master, follow me."
puff……
"You...what did you say?" Kong Long was astonished, and almost laughed and vomited blood: "Let me follow you? No, what do you think? How...how did you come up with such a magical idea?"
Lu Ping said: "After I came to Yongzhou, I brought a garbage disposal station invisibly. During this time, I also took in a lot of garbage one after another, and many of them have been successfully turned into treasures by me. I did not Lie to you. For example, a few hooligans from Wangdong District, and Lan Bingbing’s bodyguard Shao Jinyuan, is the guy you saw just now. A poisonous snake who likes to play with snakes. And...there is mahjong, you didn’t notice Is it? Mahjong has only been with me for a few days, and he has begun to become human. You should know that he was not like this before."
Kong Long had already clenched his fists secretly, and warned: "Boy, don't toast and refuse to eat fine wine! I think you are quite young and promising. You can manage such a big club at your age. I admit it, The achievements of my big nose back then are indeed not as good as yours now. But you have to understand that Yongzhou City is full of heroes, and you are an isolated place. Gobble up. These days, there are too many ruthless characters who cannibalize people without spit out their bones. Now, I can take a step back, and I will keep 10 points for you, no more. Really, Brother, you just met me, Kong Dazai. If anyone from the Ten Great King Kong came here, he wouldn’t have the patience to bargain with you here. You and your place are over, what the fuck are you doing? Is there still a chance to stand here?"
Lu Ping asked back: "Big Nose, do you still want to show some shame? Don't you feel blushed when you clearly came here to rob and put on a gesture of charity? Now, I, Lu Ping, will give you two clear instructions. The first way, follow me! Come into my garbage shelter, you will feel that sometimes it is very comfortable to be garbage. The second way, if you feel that you don’t want to be garbage, then please refer to the first way.”
"Hahahahahaha!" Kong Long laughed suddenly: "Okay, let you say first, we are civilized people, and I will give you a chance to enjoy your mouth. I can understand the first one, but I don't understand the second one you said. Article, what do you mean?"
Lu Ping explained: "It's just dispensable."
Kong Long said: "I still don't understand."
Lu Ping said: "Dead end!"
"Oh, don't I understand if you say that? Huh?" Kong Long slapped his palms, then clenched them back again, his joints creaking repeatedly: "Brother, you are so brave! But I really don't Time is wasted with you, and if it continues, it will show that I am not capable enough, and the third master will blame me. Don't blame me for being ruthless. I also want to discuss it in a civilized manner, but if you don't buy it, then I can only solve it in another way .”
After finishing speaking, he threw his fist into the air.
This is preparation for a military crusade.
"Wait!" Lu Ping reached out and pushed Kong Long's fist.
Kong Long was overjoyed, and asked him, "Why, figured it out? That's right! 'Surrender without fighting' is my guideline for Kong Dazai. This way, it's good for you and me. .”
Lu Ping was speechless: "If you dare, you will remember this sentence of the art of war, right? What else?"
Kong Long emphasized: "The third master said, this is the highest state! What I want is this highest state!"
"Oh. What's your name?" Lu Ping felt that this guy was a bit blindly following the trend, and he admired the instructions of the third master too much. If he didn't correct it in time, he would easily go mad.
Kong Long stretched out his hand and touched his nose: "Ten Kings, Kong has a big nose!"
Lu Ping looked at him with contempt: "Your name! The name on the ID card!"
"Kong...Kong Long!" Kong Long raised his chin.
Lu Ping said with a smile: "It does look a bit like it."
Kong Long snorted coldly: "Remember this name, because when you think of this name in the future, you will be terrified and frightened! Come on, boy, I will let you do three tricks, no, six tricks are fine!"
"Don't keep thinking about fighting, you can decide whether to fight with me later." Lu Ping walked to a corner of the table and suddenly squatted down.
What does he want to do?Are there weapons hidden underneath?
Then I have nothing to fear.
Kong Long raised his vigilance a bit, and then followed up with him.
Fortunately, it's not what he imagined.
Otherwise, there will be no good fruit for this guy.
Um?Is he writing on the ground?What's the meaning?
Kong Long felt baffled.
After Lu Ping wrote the word 'dinosaur' on the floor tiles, he turned his head and asked, "Look, is your name the word?"
"Wrong, wrong! It should be Confucius' hole!" Kong Long said, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Then his face changed.
Creepy!
I also shivered a few times on my legs!
He has completely turned into a terrified Konglong.
It corresponds to the two words on the ground: dinosaur.
"No, no, no, no, no...you...how could..." Kong Long bent down in despair, and touched the floor there. It was hard and stiff, and it was undoubtedly the real floor.
Moreover, the handwriting was deeply sunken, reaching more than half a centimeter.
He... he wrote it with his fingers?
How can this be?
Nobody can write on tiles with their fingers.
It should be lettering.
Kong Long couldn't help but rubbed his eyes and temples. The phenomenon in front of him was enough to overturn his understanding of various internal and external exercises.
This is simply...unbelievable!
"You...you...you must have a tool in your hand, for sure! Open your hand and let me see!" Kong Long calmed down a little, and looked for flaws with a positive attitude.
"Don't blink, watch carefully!" Lu Ping showed his palm, then stretched out his index finger, and then pointed towards the word 'dinosaur'.
Kong Long's eyeballs almost popped out: "Okay, I don't have any tools now, you...you can write another one and I'll see."
Lu Ping said with a smile: "Well, then I will draw a circle on your name."
While speaking, his fingertips had already touched the floor tiles.
You know, this is a good tile, with high hardness and good quality. Even with an electric drill, you have to adjust and rotate it for a while to pierce the surface of this floor tile.
Bah!
blah blah!
blah blah blah!
Kong Long's heartbeat accelerated violently.
He felt a burst of heat in his chest, and his heart was about to jump out.
While drawing a circle slowly, Lu Ping said, "Big Nose, do you know what it means to draw a circle? Decades ago when the civil war broke out, many celebrities were circled just because their names were circled on a top-secret list. Then……"
Kong Long exclaimed: "Then you were...assassinated?"
"Do you think I'm going to kill you with a dark hand?" Lu Ping quickly carved out a semicircle with his index finger: "Only in one thought!"
Kong Long's scalp felt numb all of a sudden, and his hair blew up. He said quickly, "Don't draw anymore, please don't draw!"
But Lu Ping didn't stop the operation, and asked without looking sideways: "You don't paint if you say you don't paint, how embarrassing is that?"
"No...can't draw any more, can't...the circle is almost closed..." In desperation, Kong Long rushed forward like a monkey stealing a peach, and grabbed Lu Ping's mouth with both hands. that hand.
But oddly enough.
Let him exhaust his strength.
The hand seemed to be growing on the ground, motionless.
Kong Long is going crazy!
What's the matter?
"Please... please don't draw anymore, okay? I... I admit defeat, I give in, I... I don't know Taishan...you...you don't draw, don't draw, ah, I There are old ones and young ones, I... I... the first, the first, I agree with your first!" For a moment, cold sweat broke out from every pore on Kong Long's body, and his whole body was instantly wet.
Can you not be afraid?
How scary is a person who can write on tiles with his fingers?
Compared with the way I grabbed the fat sea in the air and smashed the glass just now... there is no comparison at all!
It's just like:
The stream is better than the sea;
Flies are better than hawks;
Ants are better than elephants;
The mouth of the well is bigger than the sky!
And such a person wanted to kill himself.
It really only needs to... Move your fingers, that's all.
Lu Ping paused for a moment, turned his head and asked, "What is the first one?"
Kong Long breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly said: "You... you you you... you just said, the first one, let me do it with you, I agree to do it with you!"
Lu Ping asked back, "Why did you suddenly agree again?"
Kong Long replied tremblingly, "The hairy gills (plugs) suddenly opened!"
Lu Ping gave him a contemptuous glance: "What a fart, you cheek, that word is pronounced four times. This time it is a polyphonic word. Suddenly, you see! You have used two idioms today, but none of them are correct. ... Alas, the cultural level is too low, I regret it now."
Kong Long cried and said quickly, "No, no, no, you can't regret it. I'll learn, I'll learn, can't I study hard in the future? That's it... the part-time college student at the front desk just now, I recognize her as a teacher, She learns idioms. From now on... I promise not to use them wrong again..."
Lu Ping looked down at the index finger pressed into the floor tiles: "You look like this, which makes me very tangled."
"Don't be entangled, don't be entangled... Quickly take out your hand, can we discuss it later?" Kong Long's hair was about to turn white at the moment, and begged in vain: "Today I really met an expert. , Master. I know that a master like you will definitely do what he says, so you... you can't draw anymore, this circle is... all... almost shut up, and It's a little bit... Don't shake your hands, don't shake... Ouch..."
Lu Ping said: "I didn't shake, there is still one centimeter left, are you afraid of this?"
Kong Long pointed there and said, "It's only one centimeter, it's only one centimeter...Be merciful, be merciful...Eh, I used this idiom correctly this time, right?"
Lu Ping paused for about half a minute.
Kong Long was nervous for half a minute with a terrified face... No, this half minute was like half a day, it was so long.
"Oh, my finger has been used as an electric drill, and it's a little hot." Lu Ping saw that Kong Long seemed to be sincerely repenting, so he slowly picked up his index finger from the ground.
Kong Long hurriedly said, "I'll blow it up for you."
Lu Ping said again: "This floor is also blind, what a pity."
Kong Long said again: "I will pay, I will pay! I will re-lay it for you!"
In order to protect himself, he also went all out, fearing that the other party would change his mind, he simply sat on the circle on the ground that was still open.
Immediately felt much safer.
"Have you seen it? This is called a soldier who surrenders without fighting!" Lu Ping looked at Kong Long, who had disregarded his appearance and chaos, stood up and said, "The one taught by your third master doesn't work. I am Genuine. How about a big nose, have you learned it now?"
Kong Long raised his head, stared longingly at the miraculous expert in front of him, and smiled wryly: "Your skill, I...I can't learn it, it's too difficult."
Lu Ping asked: "Is it difficult? I think it's quite easy!"
"That's you." Kong Long's anxious head was about to explode, and he clicked his tongue, "I...I think this, this, this... this move, no one in this world can do it...except you. This One hand, it's terrifying!"
"Fart!" Lu Ping glared at him, "I knew there was at least one person who could do it!"
Kong Long asked curiously, "Then... who is that?"
Harmony and discord are all in his mind.
Whether to fight or not to fight is also in his mind.
Agree with it.
Fight if you disagree.
The truth is simple, but the reality is cruel.
Mahjong still had some good thoughts in his heart. Considering that this matter was caused by him after all, he walked up to Lu Ping and whispered in his ear: "Why don't you just make a deal? Both sides take a step back and each takes 50%."
Lu Ping turned his head and glanced at him, but didn't make a sound.
Kong Long, however, was able to hear Mahjong's whispers, and said with a strong face: "Huh, it won't work to account for half! But I can consider keeping your original management team and not changing blood. This will keep your jobs. In this way, we Benevolent to the utmost."
Mahjong begged: "Brother Bi, for the sake of our work together, you can do it well. It is not easy for everyone to come out and do things. It is my Mahjong wrong to betray the third master, but with Lu... Boss Lu, and Mr. Shao They have nothing to do. If you take me away, even if the third master kills me, I won't complain. But I hope you can let go of the romantic time and let them go. "
Sometimes, Mahjong is quite loyal.
After he returned to Lu Ping, he felt that Lu Ping was much easier to get along with than the third master Fu, he didn't put on airs, and didn't make things difficult for others.And hug each other.Especially Kong Dazui put on such a big battle to arrest him, Shao Jinyuan, poisonous snake and others not only did not stand by, but also got Kong Dazui to clean him up because of protecting him.
This is the friendship that should exist between people.
On the other hand, Sanye Fu's subordinates are not.
Among the various bosses under him, there was intrigue, no one was pleasing to the other, and they even undermined each other and plotted against each other.
Although it was only a short period of time, he really felt a long-lost warmth.
Kong Long looked at Mahjong with a smile, and his eyes reflected a gleam of disdain: "Mahjong, do you really take yourself seriously? In my eyes, you are nothing more than a fart. What you say, all It's bullshit!"
"Alas." Mahjong knew he was powerless, and drooped his head.
"Big nose, there are so many people here, why don't we find a place alone and have a good chat?" Lu Ping put a cigarette in his mouth and said suddenly.
Kong Long immediately said: "Okay! I promise you!"
"Then, come with me!" Lu Ping took the lead to open the way.
One of Kong Long's subordinates reminded Kong Long: "Brother Bi, don't go with him, this guy is likely to play tricks, don't fall into his trap."
Another subordinate also nodded: "I think so, be careful."
"Am I, Kong Big Nose, afraid of his trap? They are all waiting for me here, and no one is allowed to take any action without my permission!" Kong Long said confidently, thinking a lot in his heart.
Perhaps, he can understand Lu Ping's difficulties.
It is indeed a bit embarrassing to hand over the place to others in front of so many subordinates.
After all, this kid can occupy such a big club, he is considered young and promising, and he didn't provoke him much, so there is really no need to trample him to death.
As long as he is willing to give in.
Then, it doesn't matter to give him a little dignity.
Thinking of this, Kong Dabi quickly followed Lu Ping.
Lu Ping took him into a box.
The door is locked.
"Tell me what you think. There are only two of us now, and I have saved enough face for you." Kong Long was barebacked, put his coat on his shoulders, and looked at Lu Ping with his arms folded.
Lu Ping glanced at him: "Who is saving face for whom, you will know in a while."
Kong Long frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"
Lu Ping sized him up from head to toe, and then commented: "Actually, I think that although you are bad, you are not completely bad, and you can still be saved. Besides, you do have some kung fu. How about that?" , close to Zhu Zhechi, close to Mo Zhehei, don't be with that third master, follow me."
puff……
"You...what did you say?" Kong Long was astonished, and almost laughed and vomited blood: "Let me follow you? No, what do you think? How...how did you come up with such a magical idea?"
Lu Ping said: "After I came to Yongzhou, I brought a garbage disposal station invisibly. During this time, I also took in a lot of garbage one after another, and many of them have been successfully turned into treasures by me. I did not Lie to you. For example, a few hooligans from Wangdong District, and Lan Bingbing’s bodyguard Shao Jinyuan, is the guy you saw just now. A poisonous snake who likes to play with snakes. And...there is mahjong, you didn’t notice Is it? Mahjong has only been with me for a few days, and he has begun to become human. You should know that he was not like this before."
Kong Long had already clenched his fists secretly, and warned: "Boy, don't toast and refuse to eat fine wine! I think you are quite young and promising. You can manage such a big club at your age. I admit it, The achievements of my big nose back then are indeed not as good as yours now. But you have to understand that Yongzhou City is full of heroes, and you are an isolated place. Gobble up. These days, there are too many ruthless characters who cannibalize people without spit out their bones. Now, I can take a step back, and I will keep 10 points for you, no more. Really, Brother, you just met me, Kong Dazai. If anyone from the Ten Great King Kong came here, he wouldn’t have the patience to bargain with you here. You and your place are over, what the fuck are you doing? Is there still a chance to stand here?"
Lu Ping asked back: "Big Nose, do you still want to show some shame? Don't you feel blushed when you clearly came here to rob and put on a gesture of charity? Now, I, Lu Ping, will give you two clear instructions. The first way, follow me! Come into my garbage shelter, you will feel that sometimes it is very comfortable to be garbage. The second way, if you feel that you don’t want to be garbage, then please refer to the first way.”
"Hahahahahaha!" Kong Long laughed suddenly: "Okay, let you say first, we are civilized people, and I will give you a chance to enjoy your mouth. I can understand the first one, but I don't understand the second one you said. Article, what do you mean?"
Lu Ping explained: "It's just dispensable."
Kong Long said: "I still don't understand."
Lu Ping said: "Dead end!"
"Oh, don't I understand if you say that? Huh?" Kong Long slapped his palms, then clenched them back again, his joints creaking repeatedly: "Brother, you are so brave! But I really don't Time is wasted with you, and if it continues, it will show that I am not capable enough, and the third master will blame me. Don't blame me for being ruthless. I also want to discuss it in a civilized manner, but if you don't buy it, then I can only solve it in another way .”
After finishing speaking, he threw his fist into the air.
This is preparation for a military crusade.
"Wait!" Lu Ping reached out and pushed Kong Long's fist.
Kong Long was overjoyed, and asked him, "Why, figured it out? That's right! 'Surrender without fighting' is my guideline for Kong Dazai. This way, it's good for you and me. .”
Lu Ping was speechless: "If you dare, you will remember this sentence of the art of war, right? What else?"
Kong Long emphasized: "The third master said, this is the highest state! What I want is this highest state!"
"Oh. What's your name?" Lu Ping felt that this guy was a bit blindly following the trend, and he admired the instructions of the third master too much. If he didn't correct it in time, he would easily go mad.
Kong Long stretched out his hand and touched his nose: "Ten Kings, Kong has a big nose!"
Lu Ping looked at him with contempt: "Your name! The name on the ID card!"
"Kong...Kong Long!" Kong Long raised his chin.
Lu Ping said with a smile: "It does look a bit like it."
Kong Long snorted coldly: "Remember this name, because when you think of this name in the future, you will be terrified and frightened! Come on, boy, I will let you do three tricks, no, six tricks are fine!"
"Don't keep thinking about fighting, you can decide whether to fight with me later." Lu Ping walked to a corner of the table and suddenly squatted down.
What does he want to do?Are there weapons hidden underneath?
Then I have nothing to fear.
Kong Long raised his vigilance a bit, and then followed up with him.
Fortunately, it's not what he imagined.
Otherwise, there will be no good fruit for this guy.
Um?Is he writing on the ground?What's the meaning?
Kong Long felt baffled.
After Lu Ping wrote the word 'dinosaur' on the floor tiles, he turned his head and asked, "Look, is your name the word?"
"Wrong, wrong! It should be Confucius' hole!" Kong Long said, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Then his face changed.
Creepy!
I also shivered a few times on my legs!
He has completely turned into a terrified Konglong.
It corresponds to the two words on the ground: dinosaur.
"No, no, no, no, no...you...how could..." Kong Long bent down in despair, and touched the floor there. It was hard and stiff, and it was undoubtedly the real floor.
Moreover, the handwriting was deeply sunken, reaching more than half a centimeter.
He... he wrote it with his fingers?
How can this be?
Nobody can write on tiles with their fingers.
It should be lettering.
Kong Long couldn't help but rubbed his eyes and temples. The phenomenon in front of him was enough to overturn his understanding of various internal and external exercises.
This is simply...unbelievable!
"You...you...you must have a tool in your hand, for sure! Open your hand and let me see!" Kong Long calmed down a little, and looked for flaws with a positive attitude.
"Don't blink, watch carefully!" Lu Ping showed his palm, then stretched out his index finger, and then pointed towards the word 'dinosaur'.
Kong Long's eyeballs almost popped out: "Okay, I don't have any tools now, you...you can write another one and I'll see."
Lu Ping said with a smile: "Well, then I will draw a circle on your name."
While speaking, his fingertips had already touched the floor tiles.
You know, this is a good tile, with high hardness and good quality. Even with an electric drill, you have to adjust and rotate it for a while to pierce the surface of this floor tile.
Bah!
blah blah!
blah blah blah!
Kong Long's heartbeat accelerated violently.
He felt a burst of heat in his chest, and his heart was about to jump out.
While drawing a circle slowly, Lu Ping said, "Big Nose, do you know what it means to draw a circle? Decades ago when the civil war broke out, many celebrities were circled just because their names were circled on a top-secret list. Then……"
Kong Long exclaimed: "Then you were...assassinated?"
"Do you think I'm going to kill you with a dark hand?" Lu Ping quickly carved out a semicircle with his index finger: "Only in one thought!"
Kong Long's scalp felt numb all of a sudden, and his hair blew up. He said quickly, "Don't draw anymore, please don't draw!"
But Lu Ping didn't stop the operation, and asked without looking sideways: "You don't paint if you say you don't paint, how embarrassing is that?"
"No...can't draw any more, can't...the circle is almost closed..." In desperation, Kong Long rushed forward like a monkey stealing a peach, and grabbed Lu Ping's mouth with both hands. that hand.
But oddly enough.
Let him exhaust his strength.
The hand seemed to be growing on the ground, motionless.
Kong Long is going crazy!
What's the matter?
"Please... please don't draw anymore, okay? I... I admit defeat, I give in, I... I don't know Taishan...you...you don't draw, don't draw, ah, I There are old ones and young ones, I... I... the first, the first, I agree with your first!" For a moment, cold sweat broke out from every pore on Kong Long's body, and his whole body was instantly wet.
Can you not be afraid?
How scary is a person who can write on tiles with his fingers?
Compared with the way I grabbed the fat sea in the air and smashed the glass just now... there is no comparison at all!
It's just like:
The stream is better than the sea;
Flies are better than hawks;
Ants are better than elephants;
The mouth of the well is bigger than the sky!
And such a person wanted to kill himself.
It really only needs to... Move your fingers, that's all.
Lu Ping paused for a moment, turned his head and asked, "What is the first one?"
Kong Long breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly said: "You... you you you... you just said, the first one, let me do it with you, I agree to do it with you!"
Lu Ping asked back, "Why did you suddenly agree again?"
Kong Long replied tremblingly, "The hairy gills (plugs) suddenly opened!"
Lu Ping gave him a contemptuous glance: "What a fart, you cheek, that word is pronounced four times. This time it is a polyphonic word. Suddenly, you see! You have used two idioms today, but none of them are correct. ... Alas, the cultural level is too low, I regret it now."
Kong Long cried and said quickly, "No, no, no, you can't regret it. I'll learn, I'll learn, can't I study hard in the future? That's it... the part-time college student at the front desk just now, I recognize her as a teacher, She learns idioms. From now on... I promise not to use them wrong again..."
Lu Ping looked down at the index finger pressed into the floor tiles: "You look like this, which makes me very tangled."
"Don't be entangled, don't be entangled... Quickly take out your hand, can we discuss it later?" Kong Long's hair was about to turn white at the moment, and begged in vain: "Today I really met an expert. , Master. I know that a master like you will definitely do what he says, so you... you can't draw anymore, this circle is... all... almost shut up, and It's a little bit... Don't shake your hands, don't shake... Ouch..."
Lu Ping said: "I didn't shake, there is still one centimeter left, are you afraid of this?"
Kong Long pointed there and said, "It's only one centimeter, it's only one centimeter...Be merciful, be merciful...Eh, I used this idiom correctly this time, right?"
Lu Ping paused for about half a minute.
Kong Long was nervous for half a minute with a terrified face... No, this half minute was like half a day, it was so long.
"Oh, my finger has been used as an electric drill, and it's a little hot." Lu Ping saw that Kong Long seemed to be sincerely repenting, so he slowly picked up his index finger from the ground.
Kong Long hurriedly said, "I'll blow it up for you."
Lu Ping said again: "This floor is also blind, what a pity."
Kong Long said again: "I will pay, I will pay! I will re-lay it for you!"
In order to protect himself, he also went all out, fearing that the other party would change his mind, he simply sat on the circle on the ground that was still open.
Immediately felt much safer.
"Have you seen it? This is called a soldier who surrenders without fighting!" Lu Ping looked at Kong Long, who had disregarded his appearance and chaos, stood up and said, "The one taught by your third master doesn't work. I am Genuine. How about a big nose, have you learned it now?"
Kong Long raised his head, stared longingly at the miraculous expert in front of him, and smiled wryly: "Your skill, I...I can't learn it, it's too difficult."
Lu Ping asked: "Is it difficult? I think it's quite easy!"
"That's you." Kong Long's anxious head was about to explode, and he clicked his tongue, "I...I think this, this, this... this move, no one in this world can do it...except you. This One hand, it's terrifying!"
"Fart!" Lu Ping glared at him, "I knew there was at least one person who could do it!"
Kong Long asked curiously, "Then... who is that?"
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