I open a tavern in the Three Realms

"Brothers, there shouldn't be a killer ambushing there in the back villa? If he doesn't pay the bill, he will assassinate us here!" Jiang Pingan put down the jade pendant and made a gesture of wiping his neck.

"Second Young Master, you have watched too many movies! Don't worry, my brothers are here and nothing will happen to you!" Zhang Maimai couldn't help but laugh.

"Headache, it seems that I can't avoid the calamity of my life... Changhua, is this magic stick so famous? How did you fool me? Who are you asking?" Jiang Ping'an continued to ask .

Zhang Maimai shrugged helplessly and said: "One of my old customers patted his chest to guarantee it. He said that this person is a celebrity in Tianma City, so I called you to come here with the mentality of trying."

Huangfu Yaocao said indifferently: "I think this person still has a few tricks, otherwise he wouldn't be able to fool the celebrities in Tianma City into obedience, and make him look good!"

They drove from Xingcheng to Tianma City next door, is it just to "crack down on fakes"?
Jiang Ping'an suddenly realized: "Brothers, could it be that when he was telling your fortune just now, you were all cooperating with him in acting!"

"What do you think? You pig head!"

"...I'm just distracted, just thinking that my life has been robbed."

Jiang Pingan stared at the "Safe Talisman" on the table with a disappointed face, and said to the safety button made of inferior crystal stones.

Zhang Maimai patted him on the shoulder guiltily, and comforted him: "Second young master, give me a little time, when the new tea house is finished, I will use the newly released tea to make contacts, and I will definitely find out a few An expert who is a "Sai Immortal" will solve your problems for you."

After all, it's really hard to say whether there are any experts.Even if there were, he didn't know whether they would help or not.But if it really happened, he would never let them go. The real gods who got it would have to let them keep something real even if they risked their lives.

Seeing Yunting staring at the statue of Yuanshi Tianzun in a daze, Jiang Ping'an asked abruptly, "Boss Yun, what can you do to deal with this cheating god?"

Yun Ting came back to his senses, thinking that one thing more is worse than one thing less, so he said: "Slap your ass and leave! There is no need to expose him on the spot. However, I have a way to play tricks on him."

Just as he was speaking, Yu Shenxian came in with the boy in gray robe.The two held some freshly picked peach branches and other things in their hands. As soon as they entered the door, they put these things into the purse embroidered with golden lotus.

Without further ado, Yun Ting drew the runes on the white-haired uncle and the white-clothed handsome man from memory. Although they are not very similar, they are still five points similar.This grotesque ancient tadpole inscription was drawn on the talisman paper by his hand, adding a bit of weirdness and mystery.

"Master, do you know what Sanqing's runes look like? Is it like this?" Yun Ting put down his pen, picked up the rune paper and asked softly.

Yu Shenxian took a look at the talisman paper, and his expression suddenly changed: "I'm really blind. This young master is actually a member of the Taoist sect, and he can also draw talismans?"

Yun Ting said mysteriously: "When I was young, I learned a little bit from my master in the mountains. Compared with my master's, this spell is like a chicken!"

"Who is your master?"

"You can't say it, you can't say it! Don't dare to reveal the secrets, for fear of unreasonable disasters! I suddenly remembered the words of Master's warning: Don't use deception in your life. There is a god in your head. If you continue to do evil, there will be no retribution. Kill yourself! Master, what do you think?"

Yunting looked at the statue of Yuanshi Tianzun with respect and said.

Yu Shenxian stared at Yun Ting's incomparably serious and stern face, and was suddenly startled, with an ominous premonition welling up in his heart.

The three of Zhang Maimai were also secretly taken aback in their hearts. Unexpectedly, Yun Ting had such an ability. Not only did he know someone who was a master outside the world, but he could also draw the spells of the ancestors of Sanqing?
Yun Ting turned around, and the original clear and bright eyes showed a trace of red light, the red blood light just flashed by, but Yu Shenxian, who was stunned in place, noticed it.

Yu Shenxian stared intently at the motionless Yun Ting, but somehow felt chills on his back and oppressed his heart, he forced himself to be calm and said: "This son must have obtained your master's true biography!"

Yun Ting snorted coldly, pointed to the jade pendant, talisman paper, and purse on the table and said, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed! Master, how are these things used?"

Yu Shenxian didn't dare to talk nonsense, but he just smiled and said: "It's really better than blue! I can't think that I will meet someone who is a master in my lifetime, especially this ancient spell. Someone can draw it. I admire it." I don't know if you can..."

Yun Ting immediately interrupted him, covered his mouth with a dry cough and said: "I am a yellow-haired boy who dare not fool around in front of the master! In fact, I learned this spell to fool children in Journey to the West! I am such a person Your imitation ability is very good, how about I follow suit and draw a few of your spells for you? Then recite the Avatamsaka Sutra and the Great Compassion Mantra to bless you?"

"........."

Yu Shenxian was stunned on the spot, and a few seconds later, he yelled at Yunting and the other four, "Fuck off, a group of kids from rich families who are fed and fed, have nothing to do to play tricks on the old way... Hurry up, you are not welcome here!"

"puff"

Huangfu wanted to laugh straight away, but Zhang Maimai had a sharp eye and quickly reached out to cover his mouth, and he had to suppress his laughter, which was really uncomfortable.

Jiang Pingan knew that Yun Ting was mocking the gods, and wanted him to take the initiative to drive everyone away, so he stepped forward and said, "Master, don't argue with them! We want the spells. As for your "expensive" copper coins and jade pendants, we will If you really don't have the chance to wear it, you should give it to someone who is destined!"

Speaking of this, the fool also understands what the intention is.If it's just an ordinary rich person, then just obediently give the money.But the four of Yunting are not only not stupid, they are also very shrewd.Although Yu Shenxian didn't know the true identities of the four people in front of him, but just by looking at their clothes and temperament, he knew that they were definitely not ordinary people, so he had to suppress his anger and let out a cold snort.

Jiang Pingan took out a bag of money from his trouser pocket and put it on the table, then asked the bewildered gray-robed boy to put the spell in a paper bag, "Where is the mahogany sword your master mentioned?"

"What peach wood sword? Take the talisman and leave immediately!" Yu Shenxian walked in angrily and said, completely losing the smile he had before.

Yun Ting folded the spell he had drawn and put it in his pocket, and said to Yu Shenxian, who was pale with anger, "Master, I will give you the words my master warned me today! If your spell is useful, I will return it to you." Will come back for you! Goodbye!"

After finishing speaking, the four of them held back their laughter and strode out of the meditation room.

"...I'm so pissed off, these bastards! I don't know where they come from!" Yu Shenxian said tremblingly.

"Dad, I'll ask my brother to inquire about it." The gray-robed boy said.

"How many times have I told you, don't call me dad, be careful that the walls have ears! However, these people do have a few brushes, and they can actually see through the authenticity of these jades. They seem to be experts!"

"...Then why do they spend tens of thousands on those charms?"

"You know what a fart, they are not stupid. Besides, those spells are true... It's just that the young man who drew the spells is not simple. I suspect that he concealed the real birth date. Also, he gave me a very It's a strange cold and terrifying feeling, unfortunately, with my half bucket of water, I can't calculate his horoscope at all." Yu Shenxian said with his brows furrowed.

"Why didn't I feel it? I just think the four of them are so fucking handsome, and they all have a good temperament." The gray-robed boy said enviously.

"Get out, you worthless bastard! If you don't want to learn the five elements and gossip, what will you do except eat? If you don't memorize these things today, don't eat..."

Yu Shenxian cursed, grabbed the boy by the ear and walked to the back study...

"Boss Yun is really hiding something! Even if you have such deep morality, I will leave it to you to keep me safe!" Jiang Pingan said as he walked.

Yun Ting said embarrassingly: "Second young master, I didn't ask some high-level person as my teacher, but I just cheated him indiscriminately."

Huangfu clung to Yunting's shoulder and said, "Really? What you said is true, I almost believed it!"

Yun Ting thought for a while and said, "However, this person has some moral skills, but unfortunately his mind is not right, so these spells will not have much effect."

Jiang Pingan handed him the paper bag, "Then I will hand over the spell to Boss Yun. If I bring this back, I will probably be scolded to death by the old lady..."

"Brothers, I'm sorry! I didn't know that this person is a scammer who cheats money, and his acting skills are so bad." Zhang Maimai said guiltily: "I'll treat you tonight, let's have a good get-together, and you can choose the address. "

"Factory flower, then you have to sing and dance to entertain me! But I don't blame you for this. This is the first time I have encountered such an interesting thing. I really can't thank you enough." Jiang Ping'an walked out of the door and said with a smile.

"As long as the second young master is happy, dancing is not a big problem, hahaha." Zhang Maimai laughed heartily.

He is the happiest person today, and he is also the most unhappy person. He originally thought that he would get some solutions, but who knew it was just a joy, and he almost made people play him like a monkey.This feeling is really indescribable.

The four of them walked while talking, and after they left the manor, they got into the car, and the convoy drove quickly towards Star City.From Xingcheng to Tianma City, it only takes an hour, and 40 minutes faster is enough.

Although this trip was fruitless, Yun Ting was even more sure that the white-haired uncle and the handsome man in white were not human beings, whether they were human beings or ghosts, and he would definitely find out when they came back next time.

About 40 minutes later, the car arrived at Laojie, and Yun Ting insisted on getting off at the intersection, so as not to let others see and gossip.

After Jiang Pingan had a brief chat with him, he asked the driver to drive away.He is not in a good mood today, he was almost being played like a monkey, can he be happy?Especially after exposing the true face of the god stick Yu, I was even more disappointed.

"If Du Kang is really a god, then would he know these things? Then I can help the second young master... But, he is Du Kang, who is the handsome man in white?"

Yun Ting returned to the tavern from the back door with a lot of thoughts, and then ran upstairs to change into Hanfu.No matter what, Hanfu still has to be worn, and now Hanfu has made itself a kind of advertisement and characteristic.

Coincidentally, I don't know where the dog bomb went today, and I haven't seen a dog shadow all day...