I open a tavern in the Three Realms

Hearing this, Zhang Maimai slapped his thigh suddenly and shouted: "That's great! Then I'll thank God Yu first. After my performance has skyrocketed and I've won a generous bonus, I'll come to thank Master again!"

"It's easy to say." Yu Shenxian shifted his gaze to Huangfu to ask for help, "What is this young master asking for?"

Huangfu laughed and said, "Master, guess!"

Yu Shenxian pretended to be deep, pinched his fingers and said: "I think this young master is here to ask these young masters, right?"

Huangfu didn't hide it when he wanted to fuck, and said with a smile: "Exactly, I'm here to join in the fun!"

Yu Shenxian smiled slightly, and asked Yun Ting, who had been expressionless all the time, "This young man must be troubled by work, right? There must be a competitor secretly plotting against you..."

Yun Ting raised his eyebrows and said, "Where did the master see it?"

Immortal Yu pinched his fingers and said: "I saw that your son's Yintang has turned black, and there are tears in his eyes. Within seven days, there will be bloody disasters."

Jiang Pingan and the others turned their heads to look, puzzled, Yun Ting's face was wheat-colored, how could they tell that Yintang had turned black?

Yun Ting was taken aback and said, "Dare to ask Master how to resolve it?"

"My lord, don't panic, I have something to ward off evil spirits for you, and I will draw a bowl of "holy water" for you to drink later, to ensure that you will eliminate disasters and solve problems, and sit back and relax!"

"Then thank you Master!"

After Yu Shenxian said a few words to the apprentices at the side, he turned his eyes to Yun Ting who was as cold as ice.Suddenly, he saw a gleam of blood in his deep eyes, and he couldn't help being surprised inwardly.

Yun Ting looked away from the runes on the opposite table, and asked, "Master, can you do a fortune telling for me?" After speaking, he reported his birth date, which was naturally wrong on purpose.

Yu Shenxian did not dare to be careless, and after calculating several times, he said: "Based on the birth date, the son is destined to be wealthy, but his love life is bumpy, and his relatives are not close, his parents don't care, and his brothers and sisters are not close. There will be disasters in the second half of the year. When it comes, the serious ones will have their arms and legs broken, and the minor ones will be disfigured..."

"But son, please be at ease. As long as you don't go to the place of right and wrong, you will have no disasters. In addition, I have a mahogany sword to suppress evil spirits, and a talisman to exorcise evil. Paste the talisman papers all over the doors and windows of the house, and all evil spirits will naturally be dispelled!"

It would have been better not to mention that brother and sister were not kissing each other. As soon as he said it, Yun Ting sneered in his heart. There was no one in his family and there were no other cousins ​​at all.However, he still had a worried look on his face, and he didn't dare to be careless at all.

After listening, Yunting pretended to be grateful and said: "Thank you for your guidance, Master. If Master can solve my worries and problems, I will definitely reward you with a lot of money."

"This is what I should do. I am very pleased to be able to relieve the world's worries!"

After Yu Shenxian finished speaking, he looked at Jiang Pingan carefully with that kind of indescribable eyes and praised: "This young man has a noble temperament, his face is like a crown jade, and his teeth are red and white. There is a catastrophe. From my perspective, your face is rich and powerful, but your starry eyes are slightly evil and yuppie, so you must have lost your fortune in the near future, but there are also troublesome things in the near future. "

Jiang Ping'an was shocked and said, "Master, does he have a solution?"

Yu Shenxian nodded and said, "My lord, please tell me your birth date."

After Jiang Pingan glanced at Yun Ting, he said his birth date.

Yu Shenxian's eyes were closed tightly, and after counting several times, he opened his eyes and said slowly: "Young master will be 24 years old in one month. In the year of birth, I have committed villains and evil spirits again. It will be difficult for a whole year. It is calculated that there will be a catastrophe. Besides, the son was born in the early hours of the morning, which is yin, which is very unlucky. A man is a yang, so he should be born during the day...The son is also ordered to carry a "general arrow". At the age of 24, he has his own fate, which is really dangerous... ..."

The more Jiang Pingan listened, the more Mo brows frowned, and he was immediately stunned when he heard it. He couldn't understand the Yijing gossip, Mahayana and Hinayana sayings that he was full of.

Yu Shenxian talked for a long time, and when he felt his mouth was dry, he drank a cup of tea and continued: "Young master, don't panic, as long as you put the stone tablet with the inscription on the crossroads at an auspicious time, you will be able to see it." When an arrow hits the stele, every calamity turns into good luck. As for the robbery of peach blossoms, young master, remember not to mess with flowers and grass, and you will be safe!"

"I will draw another peace talisman for the son, add peach branches, tea leaves, and rice, and put them together into a purse that has been blessed by Buddhism and offered incense; finally, I will give the son a safety buckle that was opened by an eminent monk! Two It never leaves the body, and after wearing it for a year, take it off and burn it under the pine and cypress tree, it will ensure the safety of the whole life, and good luck!"

After finishing speaking in one breath, Yu Shenxian stared at the pale Jiang Pingan and smiled, very kindly.

Jiang Pingan took a deep breath, and asked with a little worry: "Master, will my life be in danger?"

Immortal Yu laughed and said: "It's okay, as long as you do what I say, any calamity will be saved. Please come with me..."

After finishing speaking, he got up immediately and called Jiang Pingan to go to the opposite counter to choose the Ping An buckle.

"Young master, the name is very good. You will be safe every year, and you will be safe every year. Wearing the safety buckle and the safety talisman, it will be like a tiger with wings added, and auspicious stars will shine!"

Yu Shenxian walked to the opposite counter, took out a piece of crystal clear suet jade and said.

When everyone first heard what he said, they felt a little admired for this man's moral conduct and his accurate calculation.But when they saw the cabinet full of jade pendants, they became suspicious for no reason.

Naturally, Yun Ting didn't know how to distinguish real and fake jade pendants. Even though the beautiful man in white gave him a pearl last time, he couldn't compare to the well-informed Jiang Ping'an.

As for Huangfu wanting to fuck with Zhang Maimai, he naturally understands these things. He can tell whether the price is true or not by touching these jade pendants.

Yu Shenxian put the piece of mutton-fat jade safety buckle in Jiang Pingan's hand and said: "Young master, if you put this safety buckle on, you can resolve the calamity of your life. I will draw a safety charm for you!"

After finishing speaking, he walked to the long table, picked up a black brush and drew ghosts on a piece of yellow paper, and babbled some unintelligible jargon in his mouth plausibly.

After Yun Ting listened intently for dozens of seconds, he finished the drawing and asked, "Where does the scripture the master recited come from?"

Immortal Yu picked up the talisman and blew it a few times, saying: "There are Tao Te Ching, and the Book of Changes... But, you won't understand even if I say it."

Yun Ting said with a blank face: "That may be because I heard the scriptures wrong. I heard the scriptures that the master just read as the previous Huayan Sutra and the Shurangama Sutra!"

Immortal Yu's face changed slightly, and he laughed loudly: "Buddha is Tao, and Tao is Buddha. Buddhism and Taoism are one family, and there is no distinction between each other!"

"........."

Yun Ting asked with a long tone: "So that's how it is!"

Jiang Ping'an and the other three looked at each other and smiled, and asked: "What role does this Buddhist scripture blessing play on the talisman paper? Is it only used to suppress evil things? What will happen if the talisman is torn up?"

Immortal Yu put down the talisman paper, and said seriously: "...Buddhism says this is the meaning of receiving and guiding, receiving and guiding power, understand?"

Yun Ting nodded, "Buddha is written in Taoism, I understand it a little, but I don't understand it very much, I am a little ignorant!"

Yu Shenxian opened his mouth wide, "Huh?"

"It means that Buddha is Tao..."

"Cough." Yu Shenxian coughed dryly and said, "The so-called blessing function comes from mantra power, vow power and heart power. People with strong mantra-holding skills, the mantra itself has a sense of induction, which can sense ghosts and gods, assist and bless people ; People with strong wishes can feel the protection and relief of all Buddhas and Bodhisattvas and Dharma protectors with their vows; people with strong hearts can directly influence the aspirations of the blessed, strengthen their will, and change their concepts. Turning evil into good fortune, eliminating disasters, and curing diseases are all dominated by the power of the spirit..."

"Let me make an analogy, do you know about Journey to the West? Tathagata Buddha pressed Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain. Except for him, only Tang Monk can unravel the six-character incantation. Not to mention that ordinary people can't unravel it, even if it is forcibly unraveled, it will be ruined." The disaster of destroying the earth... In fact, the Taoist talisman has such a meaning, and it is too profound, I'm afraid you won't understand it."

After Yu Shenxian finished speaking, he picked up the black brush and began to draw ghostly symbols.

Yun Ting's eyebrows were slightly frowned, and the two talismans on the beautiful man in white who were full of thoughts were different from this talisman, "Master, is this the only way to draw Taoist talismans?"

Yu Shenxian put down the pen, "That's right! My lords, the talismans have already been drawn, and I can choose the purses and pendants at will. After I choose them, I will do my best. As for the incense money, you are free. Evil warding off." After finishing speaking, he left the Zen room, followed by the boy in gray robe.

Huangfu made a gesture of invitation and said: "Young masters, please choose, whatever you want!"

Zhang Maimai took a look at a jade gourd, and said in a low voice: "I heard that this talisman costs 888 yuan a piece. Let me go, this one is clearly marked, and the little thumb-sized gourd costs 66666 yuan."

Jiang Ping'an shook the safety buckle tied with red string in his hand and said with a smile: "This is mine, 66!"

Huangfu didn't say anything when he wanted to do it. He just stared at the jade pendant in the cabinet. The more he looked at it, the more he frowned. Finally he couldn't bear it anymore and said: "This fake god is not simple. He uses fake products to fool people." .As for these broken copper glass stones, the purchase price is estimated to be 20 yuan. "

"It's not simple, it's not serious!" Yun Ting suddenly walked over and said, "I just wanted to go out for convenience, but I accidentally saw a woman in the villa behind! The old one is very close to her, and the young one looks respectful." , there must be fraud in this!"

"Good guy, Jinwu Zangjiao? Let me just say, the clothes are weird, whether it's the clothes, the decorations here, or the person, it's not Dao, it feels like Buddha, and it's so goddamn Dao! "Huangfu Yaocao said in surprise.

"If he pretends to be a ghost, he looks like a magic stick. If he gets some real jade pendants and sells them at a high price, I won't expose them. He can use glass stones to fool people, then I'm sorry!" Jiang Pingan put down the jade pendant in his hand.

"Although it sounds reasonable, if you think about it carefully, the purpose is to sell these things! Especially for my fortune-telling, I always blindly report the time, and I completely fooled it!"

Yun Ting rubbed his eyes and continued: "My Yintang is black, and there are tears in my eyes? I studied the appetizers for the whole night last night, and I got bloodshot from staying up all night... Then I felt sleepy today and dripped in my eyes Potion."

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