I open a tavern in the Three Realms
Chapter 174 I'm Really a God!
"Dog bomb, dog bomb..."
Yun Ting opened the door and went in, yelled a few times, and seeing that no dog answered, he locked the door and prepared to go to the kitchen to make dinner.
He didn't really want to open the door for business tonight. After all, he was carrying a bag of runes and wanted to find a place to try the power of the runes. Making money matters.
But luck is like this sometimes, if you don't think about it, it will come naturally.
For example, at around nine o'clock in the evening, Yun Ting had just sent away a group of customers when he discovered that the uncle had appeared at the door.He seems to be in a good mood today, looking at Yun Ting with a smile in his eyes.
Seeing that all the guests had left, the old man with a childlike face and white hair only entered the door——Yun Ting took the first step to lock the door, and even turned on all the lights on purpose, and turned off the lights outside.
Yun Ting excitedly went to sit opposite him, and said to the gray-robed man, "Master... no, the wine sage? Du Daxian... looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally you are here!"
The person who came was the white-haired old man——Wine Saint Dukang.
Du Kang stroked the long beard on his chin, and said with a smile: "Fellow Daoist, you should call me uncle! After all, I am thousands of years old... Strange, why did your business suddenly improve at night?"
"Master, the thing is like this..."
Yun Ting told Du Kang all the recent events in the simplest and rudest way, and Du Kang was dumbfounded.
In the end, Yun Ting took out his phone, pulled out a photo and asked, "Master, do you know this person?"
After staring at the photo for a few seconds, Du Kang asked, "Why do you have this?"
"Master, I was just about to ask you a question. Last time, a handsome man in white came here. He was fine after drinking three bottles of wine, and even said some inexplicable things. I dare not guess who he is. But you must be a god, you What do you think?"
"I'm really a fairy! Don't you think?"
"I think you are, you must be, elusive. But the question is who is this person?"
"I haven't seen anyone, how can I identify them with just a photo? What's more, when gods descend to the mortal world, many magic weapons cannot be used..."
"It's okay, I have a video here, I'll show it to you."
Yun Ting clicked on the video and found the video of the beautiful man in white flying with a sword and showed it to Du Kang.
Du Kang just took a look and showed a surprised expression: "Good guy, how come you have his video? He actually came here after smelling the fragrance! You are so lucky!"
Looking at his expression, Yun Ting guessed something, but he didn't dare to speak nonsense, so he opened his mouth and asked, "Ah? He is..."
Du Kang shook his head and said, "He didn't tell you? Then I can't talk nonsense!"
Yun Ting sighed, pretending to be calm and said: "Oh, I dug up some jars of old wine yesterday, and the jars haven't been opened yet! Let me tell you, many people are thinking about these jars of old wine in my family! I just wait for a chance People come to drink! If Uncle Du doesn't want to drink, the younger generation will not force it!"
Du Kang's eyes lit up, "Old wine that hasn't been opened?"
Yun Ting pointed to the kitchen, and said domineeringly: "Well, it's inside! This wine is extremely strong, with a unique taste, and it's almost intoxicating. It doesn't matter whether you are a god or a mortal, as long as you touch the wine, pour it!"
Du Kang raised his head and looked towards the kitchen where he couldn't see anything, "..."
Seeing that he was a little tempted, Yun Ting deliberately changed the topic and said, "Master, out-of-print spirits! By the way, I'm curious about one thing. What do the runes on the jade card hanging around your waist mean?"
Du Kang said vigilantly: "Why do you ask this?"
"Oh, I saw it in a novel!"
"What? Xiao... said?"
"It's the very popular novel "Buddha Is the Way" decades ago! That prehistoric novel "Dream into the God Machine"
Du Kang asked incredulously: "Who is the dreamer? I have never heard of "Buddha is the Tao". I only know about the divine machine, Buddhism and Taoism..."
"Wang Zhong! He is the leader of our Xingcheng.com literature class! Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot that this is the mortal world, you are in the fairy world, how can you know about the mortal world!" Yun Ting scratched He said awkwardly, scratching his head.
"Fellow Daoist is really humorous, and he has dragged the topic far away. Don't talk to me. If it wasn't for official business, I wouldn't tell you who he is! However, I have one condition!"
"You said, as long as I can do it, I can do all three. But the premise is that you are not allowed to ask me to pack and take the wine away!"
Du Kang seemed to have made up his mind, before he spoke, "Since that's the case, it's okay for the old man to tell you! I think he will come again! In fact, the beautiful man in white is the poet of the Tang Dynasty——Li Bai!"
"Li Bai? My mother! It really is him! At first I thought it was Lu Dongbin Shangxian..."
When Yun Ting heard this, he was quite shocked. It turned out that his guess all along was wrong, why didn't he think that the person was Li Bai?
Du Kang stroked his white beard and said, "Besides him, who else has this extraordinary temperament and mass!"
Yun Ting was excited for a while, and couldn't help grinning, showing a really awkward smile, "My idol! I didn't expect that there are really gods in this world, and I actually met two of them! Hahaha!"
"...Friend Daoist, are you alright?" Du Kang asked looking at his extremely unnatural expression.
"I'm sorry, I lost my composure! Are you really a fairy? Wine Saint Dukang? Didn't I see a ghost at night? Also, is the beautiful man in white who Yu Jianfei flew away really Li Bai?"
Yun Ting picked up the phone from the ground, pinched himself severely and asked.
"I'm really a fairy! It's true! He is really Li Bai! The pearl he gave you came from the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea. Last month, at the Dragon King's birthday banquet, he was given several boxes of gold and silver jewels..."
"Fuck, how many boxes of jewels? So that's the case, no wonder..."
Yun Ting thought of what Li Buyu had said to him again, and couldn't help admiring his insight.
Du Kang said thoughtfully: "It's inconvenient to tell you the runes on the waist card. I really have something to say, but now is not the time to say it. When I need you, I will naturally come to you!"
"Well, do gods know divination?"
Yun Ting asked suddenly, and then gave Du Kang a hold.
Du Kang said calmly: "You have to ask the professional gods about this matter. I am a wine sage, so I only care about making wine."
"Then, can gods determine life and death?"
"This is the matter of Yan Luo in the Eighteenth Hall, and the fairy world cannot interfere."
"Then it seems that it is true that Monkey King used a judge's pen to tick off his name on the life and death book..."
Du Kang said with a confused face: "Fellow Daoist, you are..."
Yun Ting spread his hands and said disapprovingly, "I've read too many novels, I'm obsessed!"
"........."
"Come on, uncle, let you taste some fresh fruit first. Let me tell you that Li Bai, the Poet Immortal, has never eaten it."
Yun Ting took out a bowl of red bayberries picked yesterday from the refrigerator in the kitchen and walked over to talk.
"Really? Then I have to get drunk today!"
Yun Ting asked again abruptly: "Master, have you ever been to the underworld?"
Du Kang was stunned for a moment, and said: "I have never been there before, why do you ask this?"
"I want to know if there is a hell, the Eighteen Halls of Yama, and the Eighteen Levels of Hell."
"Of course there are, and the underworld is extremely eerie. Normal gods don't want to go to the underworld unless there are extremely important things."
"Then there is also the Jade Emperor, the sky must be beautiful, right?"
"There are many gods, bodhisattvas and Buddhas in the fairy world, and they all perform their duties. How could they sneak away from the mortal world to drink like me..."
"Could it be that Uncle Du came down to the mortal world just to drink?"
Du Kang hesitated to say, "It's hard to say!"
Yun Ting let out a long sigh and said, "I didn't expect that your superior gods would still have troubles!"
"........."
Du Kang said nothing and just ate iced bayberry in silence. He didn't even ask about the wine. I didn't know what he was thinking.
Du Kang casually picked up a bayberry and put it in his mouth, nodded and said: "Well, I'm tired of staying in the fairy world, and occasionally I go down to earth to taste the food in the world, and I find it delicious!"
Yun Ting asked enthusiastically: "Do you cook in the fairy world? For example, cooking and eating. I have a friend who cooks first-class food and can be called a god of food. If it is paired with my fine wine..."
"Immortals don't eat fireworks!"
"That is to say, can the pills in Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace be eaten as food?"
"Don't you read novels? Then what Buddha is originally Tao, it should be written in that novel!"
Du Kang immediately dumped the blame on Yun Ting, but Yun Ting was still a little tender if he tried to trick him.
"Ah, yes, there are also TV shows!"
Yun Ting's black eyes were spinning around, and Du Kang didn't know what he was thinking.He feels that this young man still has a lot of problems.
Du Kang is well aware of the truth that talking too much will lead to aphasia, and he also understands the power of his family's wine.The only thing that bothers him is, what exactly is this recipe?Why can't I find the source?
Yun Ting broke the silence and said, "Master, do you believe in fate?"
Du Kang was stunned again, "Fate? There is God's will in the dark! Daoists don't need to care about it, you have to believe in the principle that man will prevail over heaven!"
"I don't believe it! Reason is determined by the strong! Dao is unpredictable! Shengtian is even more nonsense. You can't fight at all, and you can't change your fate!"
Yun Ting said with a little pain, thinking of the voices and smiles of his family members again in his mind.
Du Kang noticed the slight change in Yun Ting's facial expression, so he asked softly: "Could it be that something unfortunate happened in the family of fellow Taoist? Excuse me, are your parents still alive?"
Yun Ting came back to his senses, and said with a wry smile: "Both parents are dead, and I am the only one left in the family with an old dog. Apart from this, there is no other blood relative!"
Du Kang pinched his fingers and said: "Fellow Daoist is 26 years old this year? He's still a man with a female insulator!"
Yun Ting widened his eyes and asked, "Damn it, Uncle Du can actually figure out how old I am?"
Du Kang said helplessly: "Oh, this old man is just a rough calculation. When I come to the mortal world, there are many immortal methods that I can't use. Just now, I found it very difficult to calculate your age and background..."
"Then... can you calculate that you can live to 99?"
"This, it's a bit difficult. For some reason, the old man can't guess you, as if there is a force preventing me from using the fairy method to calculate your past life and present life..."
Yun Ting opened the door and went in, yelled a few times, and seeing that no dog answered, he locked the door and prepared to go to the kitchen to make dinner.
He didn't really want to open the door for business tonight. After all, he was carrying a bag of runes and wanted to find a place to try the power of the runes. Making money matters.
But luck is like this sometimes, if you don't think about it, it will come naturally.
For example, at around nine o'clock in the evening, Yun Ting had just sent away a group of customers when he discovered that the uncle had appeared at the door.He seems to be in a good mood today, looking at Yun Ting with a smile in his eyes.
Seeing that all the guests had left, the old man with a childlike face and white hair only entered the door——Yun Ting took the first step to lock the door, and even turned on all the lights on purpose, and turned off the lights outside.
Yun Ting excitedly went to sit opposite him, and said to the gray-robed man, "Master... no, the wine sage? Du Daxian... looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally you are here!"
The person who came was the white-haired old man——Wine Saint Dukang.
Du Kang stroked the long beard on his chin, and said with a smile: "Fellow Daoist, you should call me uncle! After all, I am thousands of years old... Strange, why did your business suddenly improve at night?"
"Master, the thing is like this..."
Yun Ting told Du Kang all the recent events in the simplest and rudest way, and Du Kang was dumbfounded.
In the end, Yun Ting took out his phone, pulled out a photo and asked, "Master, do you know this person?"
After staring at the photo for a few seconds, Du Kang asked, "Why do you have this?"
"Master, I was just about to ask you a question. Last time, a handsome man in white came here. He was fine after drinking three bottles of wine, and even said some inexplicable things. I dare not guess who he is. But you must be a god, you What do you think?"
"I'm really a fairy! Don't you think?"
"I think you are, you must be, elusive. But the question is who is this person?"
"I haven't seen anyone, how can I identify them with just a photo? What's more, when gods descend to the mortal world, many magic weapons cannot be used..."
"It's okay, I have a video here, I'll show it to you."
Yun Ting clicked on the video and found the video of the beautiful man in white flying with a sword and showed it to Du Kang.
Du Kang just took a look and showed a surprised expression: "Good guy, how come you have his video? He actually came here after smelling the fragrance! You are so lucky!"
Looking at his expression, Yun Ting guessed something, but he didn't dare to speak nonsense, so he opened his mouth and asked, "Ah? He is..."
Du Kang shook his head and said, "He didn't tell you? Then I can't talk nonsense!"
Yun Ting sighed, pretending to be calm and said: "Oh, I dug up some jars of old wine yesterday, and the jars haven't been opened yet! Let me tell you, many people are thinking about these jars of old wine in my family! I just wait for a chance People come to drink! If Uncle Du doesn't want to drink, the younger generation will not force it!"
Du Kang's eyes lit up, "Old wine that hasn't been opened?"
Yun Ting pointed to the kitchen, and said domineeringly: "Well, it's inside! This wine is extremely strong, with a unique taste, and it's almost intoxicating. It doesn't matter whether you are a god or a mortal, as long as you touch the wine, pour it!"
Du Kang raised his head and looked towards the kitchen where he couldn't see anything, "..."
Seeing that he was a little tempted, Yun Ting deliberately changed the topic and said, "Master, out-of-print spirits! By the way, I'm curious about one thing. What do the runes on the jade card hanging around your waist mean?"
Du Kang said vigilantly: "Why do you ask this?"
"Oh, I saw it in a novel!"
"What? Xiao... said?"
"It's the very popular novel "Buddha Is the Way" decades ago! That prehistoric novel "Dream into the God Machine"
Du Kang asked incredulously: "Who is the dreamer? I have never heard of "Buddha is the Tao". I only know about the divine machine, Buddhism and Taoism..."
"Wang Zhong! He is the leader of our Xingcheng.com literature class! Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot that this is the mortal world, you are in the fairy world, how can you know about the mortal world!" Yun Ting scratched He said awkwardly, scratching his head.
"Fellow Daoist is really humorous, and he has dragged the topic far away. Don't talk to me. If it wasn't for official business, I wouldn't tell you who he is! However, I have one condition!"
"You said, as long as I can do it, I can do all three. But the premise is that you are not allowed to ask me to pack and take the wine away!"
Du Kang seemed to have made up his mind, before he spoke, "Since that's the case, it's okay for the old man to tell you! I think he will come again! In fact, the beautiful man in white is the poet of the Tang Dynasty——Li Bai!"
"Li Bai? My mother! It really is him! At first I thought it was Lu Dongbin Shangxian..."
When Yun Ting heard this, he was quite shocked. It turned out that his guess all along was wrong, why didn't he think that the person was Li Bai?
Du Kang stroked his white beard and said, "Besides him, who else has this extraordinary temperament and mass!"
Yun Ting was excited for a while, and couldn't help grinning, showing a really awkward smile, "My idol! I didn't expect that there are really gods in this world, and I actually met two of them! Hahaha!"
"...Friend Daoist, are you alright?" Du Kang asked looking at his extremely unnatural expression.
"I'm sorry, I lost my composure! Are you really a fairy? Wine Saint Dukang? Didn't I see a ghost at night? Also, is the beautiful man in white who Yu Jianfei flew away really Li Bai?"
Yun Ting picked up the phone from the ground, pinched himself severely and asked.
"I'm really a fairy! It's true! He is really Li Bai! The pearl he gave you came from the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea. Last month, at the Dragon King's birthday banquet, he was given several boxes of gold and silver jewels..."
"Fuck, how many boxes of jewels? So that's the case, no wonder..."
Yun Ting thought of what Li Buyu had said to him again, and couldn't help admiring his insight.
Du Kang said thoughtfully: "It's inconvenient to tell you the runes on the waist card. I really have something to say, but now is not the time to say it. When I need you, I will naturally come to you!"
"Well, do gods know divination?"
Yun Ting asked suddenly, and then gave Du Kang a hold.
Du Kang said calmly: "You have to ask the professional gods about this matter. I am a wine sage, so I only care about making wine."
"Then, can gods determine life and death?"
"This is the matter of Yan Luo in the Eighteenth Hall, and the fairy world cannot interfere."
"Then it seems that it is true that Monkey King used a judge's pen to tick off his name on the life and death book..."
Du Kang said with a confused face: "Fellow Daoist, you are..."
Yun Ting spread his hands and said disapprovingly, "I've read too many novels, I'm obsessed!"
"........."
"Come on, uncle, let you taste some fresh fruit first. Let me tell you that Li Bai, the Poet Immortal, has never eaten it."
Yun Ting took out a bowl of red bayberries picked yesterday from the refrigerator in the kitchen and walked over to talk.
"Really? Then I have to get drunk today!"
Yun Ting asked again abruptly: "Master, have you ever been to the underworld?"
Du Kang was stunned for a moment, and said: "I have never been there before, why do you ask this?"
"I want to know if there is a hell, the Eighteen Halls of Yama, and the Eighteen Levels of Hell."
"Of course there are, and the underworld is extremely eerie. Normal gods don't want to go to the underworld unless there are extremely important things."
"Then there is also the Jade Emperor, the sky must be beautiful, right?"
"There are many gods, bodhisattvas and Buddhas in the fairy world, and they all perform their duties. How could they sneak away from the mortal world to drink like me..."
"Could it be that Uncle Du came down to the mortal world just to drink?"
Du Kang hesitated to say, "It's hard to say!"
Yun Ting let out a long sigh and said, "I didn't expect that your superior gods would still have troubles!"
"........."
Du Kang said nothing and just ate iced bayberry in silence. He didn't even ask about the wine. I didn't know what he was thinking.
Du Kang casually picked up a bayberry and put it in his mouth, nodded and said: "Well, I'm tired of staying in the fairy world, and occasionally I go down to earth to taste the food in the world, and I find it delicious!"
Yun Ting asked enthusiastically: "Do you cook in the fairy world? For example, cooking and eating. I have a friend who cooks first-class food and can be called a god of food. If it is paired with my fine wine..."
"Immortals don't eat fireworks!"
"That is to say, can the pills in Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace be eaten as food?"
"Don't you read novels? Then what Buddha is originally Tao, it should be written in that novel!"
Du Kang immediately dumped the blame on Yun Ting, but Yun Ting was still a little tender if he tried to trick him.
"Ah, yes, there are also TV shows!"
Yun Ting's black eyes were spinning around, and Du Kang didn't know what he was thinking.He feels that this young man still has a lot of problems.
Du Kang is well aware of the truth that talking too much will lead to aphasia, and he also understands the power of his family's wine.The only thing that bothers him is, what exactly is this recipe?Why can't I find the source?
Yun Ting broke the silence and said, "Master, do you believe in fate?"
Du Kang was stunned again, "Fate? There is God's will in the dark! Daoists don't need to care about it, you have to believe in the principle that man will prevail over heaven!"
"I don't believe it! Reason is determined by the strong! Dao is unpredictable! Shengtian is even more nonsense. You can't fight at all, and you can't change your fate!"
Yun Ting said with a little pain, thinking of the voices and smiles of his family members again in his mind.
Du Kang noticed the slight change in Yun Ting's facial expression, so he asked softly: "Could it be that something unfortunate happened in the family of fellow Taoist? Excuse me, are your parents still alive?"
Yun Ting came back to his senses, and said with a wry smile: "Both parents are dead, and I am the only one left in the family with an old dog. Apart from this, there is no other blood relative!"
Du Kang pinched his fingers and said: "Fellow Daoist is 26 years old this year? He's still a man with a female insulator!"
Yun Ting widened his eyes and asked, "Damn it, Uncle Du can actually figure out how old I am?"
Du Kang said helplessly: "Oh, this old man is just a rough calculation. When I come to the mortal world, there are many immortal methods that I can't use. Just now, I found it very difficult to calculate your age and background..."
"Then... can you calculate that you can live to 99?"
"This, it's a bit difficult. For some reason, the old man can't guess you, as if there is a force preventing me from using the fairy method to calculate your past life and present life..."
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