Konoha's Professional Raven Breeder

Chapter 163 Jiang Ziya Was Unlucky
"Oh, I can't live it! You old bastard! Why are you studying art at Kunlun Mountain! You have been blind for 40 years, and you have sent me all the pocket money at the hour? Are you stupid! I can't live this day! I want to remarry !"

Mashi was rolling around there.

Jiang Ziya looked at it, ate the noodles, sucked ~ sucked ~
As if it had nothing to do with him, he watched Ma Shi perform.

You can say whatever you want, remarry, hurry up, you are still a big girl anyway.

It's time to watch a stage play
Song Yiren came in.

"Hey, what's the matter? Brother and sister, I have to persuade you, no one wants you."

Mrs. Ma stared, "What did you say, brother! Aren't you alone?"

Just look at Song Yiren like a saint, "Ah, people who practice Taoism are not close to women."

Jiang Ziya's expression looked very unhappy and annoyed, "Why didn't I think of it?! Brother, I am also a cultivator!"

"Yeah, we shouldn't get married!"

"Please!"

"Please!"

"You two stand there for me!"

Joking and joking, they have already worshiped heaven and earth, mixed into the bridal chamber, and when the two of them are already husband and wife, of course they can't do much.

At that time, there was no Viagra, the medicine for tigers and wolves, right?

No matter how you say it, Ma Hongna is about to go to the ground, and Ma Shi has not committed the crime of seven times, so how can he just leave like this.

Speaking of the last days have to live.

Song Yiren slapped his thigh, "Oh, it's my fault. My siblings are overthinking. I have a brother and child getting married in the past few days, and I have been helping out. You can live here with peace of mind. We are all at this age. How much do you think you can eat?"

Ma Shina "No, I have to do something. I can't eat your family for nothing."

Song Yiren sighed, "Okay, there are several catties of noodles in my warehouse, and they are all damp. How about this, Ziya, you can dry them in the sun for a while, and then pick them out and sell them tomorrow."

Jiang Ziya is fine, just agree.

The next day Song Yiren deliberately found a smaller basket, fearing that Jiang Ziya would be tired.

Before leaving, he specifically told him to "go to a place with many people."

Jiang Ziya took it to heart, he was honest.

I went to Chaoge again.

35 miles.

Yo ho for a long time.

There was an old lady, "a noodle seller."

Jiang Ziya smiled, "Sister, are you buying noodles?"

The old lady gave him a blank look, "Oh, please don't, I'm not yet sixty, you're just like my father."

The two are talking

Just hit the other side of the street, there was a puff of smoke, and the sound of horseshoes.

Huang Feihu taught the army to order troops.

A large group of people passed by here.

Jiang Ziya was nimble, like a fairy, and he dodged by turning around.

It's a pity that the two baskets of noodles are gone.

Just take care of you, one jump, two baskets of flour scattered on the ground.

Jiang Ziya regretted repeatedly, "Ah, ah, ah, ah."

Squat down on the ground and put it in the basket with your hands.

Suddenly came a gust of wind!
drink!
This is called a clean blow.

There are only two baskets and a pole left.

Congested in my heart, I carried a pole, found a shade under a tree, and sat for a while.

Just listen to the crow calling, karma~karma~
Jiang Ziya was annoyed, and even more annoyed by the crow's crowing. He raised his head and was about to yell at you, "You!"

Swipe~
The crow pulled~
Jiang Ziya couldn't see in his eyes, so he touched it and drank it!This is called a uniform.

"Here!"

Jiang Ziya panicked with hatred, I have learned the Tao for 40 years, people bully me, birds bully me too!

There is a stone on the ground!
Pick it up and smash it!
When I turned over the stone, there was a scorpion under it...

"Ouch!"

Jiang Ziya's hand hurts!That throws you too!If you sting me, you will die, but you will make me look bad!
Uh~pia!

There's a cesspit down the street and it just fell right into it.

Have you ever seen a latrine blown up with firecrackers?
Snapped!
This suit!
Jiang Ziya was completely furious!I have learned Taoism for 40 years!What about going down the mountain to seek death!
Come back home!

how?
Clothes need to be changed!

You go to be a fairy, even if Yuanshi Tianzun has a head full of bird shit and a pile of yellow people on his body, you will never think that he is a saint.

Back at Song Yiren's mansion, he knocked on the door, bang!

There's a nail in the door!All penetrated!

This hurts!

Jiang Ziya was completely anxious, and kicked the door open, "I see who dares to provoke me!?"

(End of this chapter)