Konoha's Professional Raven Breeder

Chapter 164 Two Immortals
Let's not mention Jiang Ziya after washing.

When Song Yiren came back at night, he couldn't enjoy himself anymore.

"Hahaha! Old fairy?"

Jiang Ziya was very upset, "Go, go!"

After the farce was over, the two of them had a few drinks, had three rounds of wine and five flavors of food.

Jiang Ziya sighed, "Brother, what do you think I should do?"

Song Yiren also let out a long sigh, "Look, you still don't believe in your brother. Then again, you have studied Taoism in Kunlun Mountain for 40 years and you haven't learned anything about divination and face-to-face?"

Jiang Ziya's eyes lit up, "Yes!"

"Then aren't you wasting your time these few days? What kind of business are you doing if you have that ability? You can tell fortunes and meet people, can't you?

Then again, who asked you to do what.Wouldn't it be nice to live with me?I support you. "

Jiang Ziya said, "I'm still young."

"Why are you young! You are already 72."

"That's how it is. I have a store in Chaoge City, and you can test the characters there, and you can do the fortune telling."

……

That being the case, Jiang Ziya opened a fortune-telling room at the gate of the west city of Chaoge City.

No one came for three days in a row, and Jiang Ziya was not in a hurry. He has gone through hardships, right, but he is not a business material, so he just waits for nothing.

He is not in a hurry, someone is in a hurry.

Just outside this door, there is an old Taoist on the street, who is also a fortune teller.

Three generations of ancestors have been doing this, and the business was good at first, but since Jiang Ziya came, no one has been seen for a few days.

Jiang Ziya is a house anyway, so he will set up a divination booth.

Looking at Jiang Ziya, he panicked with hatred.

But there is no way, he doesn't have such a rich friend as Song Yiren, he can't afford to use the store, but he is very smart.

Jiang Ziya hangs a flag on it, which says immortals.

He changed the banner of his hexagram stand, and changed it to the fairy father.

Anyone who has played this is wondering, god, ah, the old god is very strong.

Fairy father?

Why is he so young, the god looks like he is over 70, and the god's father is only forty?
Another five days passed.

Walking down this street, I passed a young man named Liu Qian who was five-year-old and three-year-old.

Chop wood for a living.

After fighting this, sex is like a raging fire. In our Northeast dialect, you are stunned!
Look at the brand of Jiang Ziya, ah god.

After walking a few more steps, I saw the hexagram stand, the god's father?
They've all gone and come back.

Jiang Ziya is taking a nap at noon.

Liu Gan came over and slapped the table, "Oh! Immortal!"

Jiang Ziya looked up with sleepy eyes, "Ah~?"

"Where's your father?"

"Dead for decades."

"Liar, isn't that there?"

Only then did Jiang Ziya discover that there was a hexagram booth opposite the outside road.

"I misunderstood that I didn't know him."

"Hey! Are you really a fairy?"

"Yes, Kunlun Mountain has studied art for 40 years."

Liu Qian was stunned, "Liar, do the math for me. If you're right, I'll give you twenty cents. If you're not right, I'll smash your store, and I won't let you go."

Jiang Ziya smiled faintly, "Going north from here, there is an old man, two bowls of wine, three snacks, and four dogs."

Go ahead, Liu Gan doesn't believe in evil.

Why do you predict the future just by looking at it? Why do you have the ability to tell fortunes?How good it is to buy lottery tickets, every day the first prize of 500 years can surpass Jack Ma.

Of course there were no lotteries back then.

After Liu Gan left, he saw a handsome man walking in.

Looking down at Jiang Ziya, "Are you a fortune teller?"

"Fellow Daoists are joking, they are not good at learning arts, they just make ends meet."

The person who came was none other than Kong Xuan, the five-color divine light.

This time I came here to listen to Swain's order to recruit Jiang Ziya into the court as an official.

Responsible for the scheduling of the servants.

In our current words, Jiang Ziya was castrated and entered the palace as the chief eunuch.

Jiang Ziya didn't know what he was about to face.

"Fellow Daoist has a long breath and is blessed by the luck of the human race. He can walk freely in Chaoge City. He must be the great Shang Xiangrui, Xuanniao Kongxuan, right?"

Jiang Ziya has stayed in Kunlun Mountains for 40 years, how could he not know anything.

Sweeping the floor, boiling water, and chopping firewood are all practices.

Taoist health.

The corner of Kong Xuan's mouth curled up, "By the order of the head of the state, Jiang Ziya was recruited into the court as an official, and he was specially appointed as an internal servant dispatcher, and he was a senior official."

Jiang Ziya froze, can he play well?Cut me off without saying a word?

I didn't do anything outrageous, on the contrary, I was always unlucky.

Life is getting better now, ah, right, I got my first sum of money, [-] cents.

Why did you cut it off for me?
Didn't Master say that I can be a prime minister?
Hearing Kong Xuan's meaning, I see a senior official?Is this also the prime minister?Is this my fate?

There was playfulness in Kong Xuan's eyes, did you know that he didn't learn well with Swain?
Kong Xuan is looking forward to Jiang Ziya's resistance now, resisting me so that you can see how helpless you are, and then cut you to solve the problem fundamentally.

There is no such thing as eunuchs being officials in history. The most famous Zhao Gao, that old bastard, died in Qin Dynasty II, isn't it because of him?
When the teacher of the young master Hu Hai, he jumped up and killed more than a dozen of his brothers and sisters.

In the end, Qin Bichu died.

Liu Bang won the world.

Why is it so messy? !
Don't mention it.

Just talk about Jiang Ziya.

It is rare in ancient times to be over seventy!What's more, at that time, I hadn't used that thing much in my life, and I was devoted to Taoism, and I had a married daughter-in-law68, so I didn't have any desires. People who practice Taoism should have a pure heart and few desires.

But I don't need it, I have to have it!

Even if it is useless for 70 years, I don't want to waste it in vain.

So he was thinking about how to run away, sneak attack, or counterattack.

Kong Xuan does not show the mountains and does not leak water.

The domineering side leak is a leak, but no one knows what he is capable of.

People are always most afraid of unknown enemies.

I am running?or go?
Where do you run from?
Call the teacher to help!

This honest man, thinking about one thing, is like the tip of a bull's horn, unable to get in, and just staring blankly there.

Kong Xuan's expression was a little depressed, which is really boring.

Resist for a while, you can run away, why don't you talk there?

By default?
After 10 minutes in a row, from the north, a person came over, five big and three thick, with raised eyebrows.

Walking and shouting "Old Immortal! Old Immortal!"

The guy at the hexagram stand stood up with a shot, "Ah! Which hero is calling me!?"

Liu Gan slapped him two or three meters away, "Go to the side! Why are you in the way, do you think you are the god's father and you are amazing? You can't miss it!"

Kong Xuan's expression is very exciting, this kid is a talent, he scolds people to the end, and when he scolds, it will be two people.

What's going on?
Divided into two
Liu Gan walked about a hundred meters away, when he met an old man wearing clothes outside the official's clothes, and looked at the firewood on Liu Gan's back.

"Okay, it's very neat, it's quite dry, don't go to another house, I want it, how much is it?"

Liu Ganxin said, I don't want to go any further, I just met this old man, so I just don't do what you said.

Holding back, he went back to fight Jiang Ziya.

"Sell it for the money. The poor old mother at home is waiting for the money to buy medicine."

The old man felt, "Oh, what a filial child, you wait for me to give you money. Don't say how much it is, I will give you five hundred yuan! Go back and get your mother medicine."

This gives way to the yard.

Liu Qian likes to be clean.

And the fallen leaves in this yard have fallen all over the ground, and there are dust again, and bugs are flying everywhere.

obsessive compulsive disorder committed

There is a big broom under the tree.

Staying is also waiting, just helping to clean up with hands.

The old man went out to have a look and drink!Looking at this big yard, my heart is really bright, "Who are you?"

"Just do it, idle is idle. This time, old man, you don't have to clean up by yourself."

"Good man! Good man! Filial piety and diligence, that old Wang, after pouring the wine, get some cakes or something. You drink the wine, and the cakes are brought back to the old lady. It's a little bit of uncle's kindness."

Liu Qian was moved and horrified at the accuracy of Jiang Ziya's calculation.

Just as I was talking, I saw a black cat hitting the roof, rubbing!It passed in a flash.

Immediately afterwards, four wild dogs rushed towards Liu Gan like crazy.

After scaring away the wild dogs with an ax for chopping wood, I admire Jiang Ziya from the bottom of my heart, okay!That's right!Not bad at all!
No, I have to go back and give the money.

That's it, back to Jiang Ziya.

Seeing that there was another fortune teller, Liu Gan even helped to boast, "Brother, you can count on him, it's right, I went north just now, and it was exactly right! What an old fairy."

Kong Xuanxin said, old fairy?I am bigger than you by a fraction.

But Swain still had to do what he had told him and asked again, "Jiang Ziya, what are you still doing in a daze? Accept the order!"

Jiang Ziya was stunned, Liu Gan owed his hand and wanted to pick it up, but was stared at by Kong Xuan and lay down on the ground.

"That's all! If that's the case, then that's it! Fellow Daoist Kong Xuan, I only have one thing to say, and I wonder if you can agree to it?"

"Tell me."

"Going into the palace, can this thing not be cut, it hurts."

Kong Xuan smiled brightly, "Cut it off and grow it again. If you can't, replace it with a donkey, it's more efficient."

As soon as the words fell, a saint was furious from above the nine heavens!
"Little peacock dares to bully my apprentice!"

The voice of a sage is like the might of heaven.

Everyone was terrified, except for a crow with smooth hair squatting on a big tree.

Hehe sneered.

That's right, he was the one who pulled bird shit on Jiang Ziya's head.

How could Swain be idle?

Listening to the majesty of the sage, I saw a wishful three treasures descending from the sky, like Kong Xuan.

Kong Xuan raised his head proudly, and said lightly, "Don't forget who I am."

As soon as this remark came out, it was true that Yuan Shi was the Three Treasure Ruyi who was taken back.

Kunlun Mountains
With flowing black hair and a wine gourd on his waist, the man sitting in Suzaku was greeting Yuanshi Tianzun with a kind smile.

"Uncle Master!"

For the first time, Kong Xuan felt that it was good to have a background.Just wave.

Jiang Ziya was out of luck.

I just got married and haven't experienced the happiness of a man yet, so I'm eunuch.

This time, as long as Jiang Ziya is infected with the word eunuch, he will be completely out of the Zhou Dynasty!
King Wen of Zhou took [-] steps to pull his cart, and his life span was [-] years.

It was Jiang Ziya who pulled it, but when you become an eunuch, the nature is completely different.

It's nothing if I give you an official position, but you let me pull the cart?A eunuch insulting me like that?Pull it out and chop it!

It's not discrimination, well it is discrimination.

The winner of the Best Frankfurt Discrimination Award today is Jiang Ziya!

(End of this chapter)