Konoha's Professional Raven Breeder
Chapter 162
Chapter 162
next morning
Song Yiren got up early to eat, and suddenly remembered, "Oh, Ziya, have you had a wife or something all these years?"
"No."
"Your mistress?"
Jiang Ziya was so frightened that he quickly covered Song Yiren's mouth, "Nonsense, no! No! We don't have any in this line of business."
"what……"
Song Yiren was right when he thought about it, there is no teacher in MLM.
Yuanshi Tianzun has become the leader of pyramid schemes in Song Yiren's heart.
"Then I'll find you a wife? In fact, I've been alone all these years..."
"My dear! My dear, we are not suitable. I am younger than you. I don't like anyone older than me..."
Song Yiren understood, "Ah...that's right, but what do we say, at this age, you can't be an old bachelor forever, of course, I also want to say that we are good brothers, but we are brothers after all.
Isn't it good to have a companion when you are old? "
Jiang Ziya shook his head, "No, no, I've accepted my brother's love. I'm 72. Who will follow me?"
Song Yiren disagreed, "That's what I said, the old saying is good, you can find the same product, and crickets come out of saline-alkaline land, right? You can understand my mood, right?"
Jiang Ziya grinned at him, "Thank you, no one will follow me."
Song Yiren patted his chest, "Don't worry about it, it's my business, besides, if it's really impossible, why don't you still have me?"
"Go play! Go play! Ah!"
Song Yiren, good buddy, this matter has really taken to heart.
For three days, the news really came.
The place is not far away, just next door, the neighboring village, not that next door, that next door is Jiang Ziya.
In the neighboring village of Majiazhuang, there was a member named Ma Hong.
There is a girl in Ma Hong's family who is very old this year.
68.
Never married, a serious girl with a yellow flower, an old yellow flower, so get offended, right?
This big girl with yellow flowers is matched with Jiang Ziya, the big fungus.
Song Yiren came to Shangma's house and asked to see him.
Everyone knows that Song Yiren is also an outsider.
drink!Looking at the old man, he is over 80, and his daughter is 68.
After drinking some tea, Song Yiren was still a little shy, "I'm here for your mediator."
Ma Hong laughed, "Are you kidding me? I'm already at this age. If you live today and have no tomorrow, give me a matchmaker. How old is it? I don't want a girl over [-]."
Song Yiren's face changed color, "No! No! It's for your girl. I heard that your family has a daughter of a thousand gold."
"what……"
Ma Hong let out an ah, obviously a little disappointed.
In response to that sentence, a man is a teenager until he dies.
"It's not just a thousand pieces of gold, it's worth several tons. What's the matter?"
Song Yiren introduced, "I have a good buddy. I haven't seen you for 40 years. I'm 72 this year. I worshiped Yuanshi Tianzun to learn Taoism in Kunlun Mountains and Yuxu Palace. Now I'm successful in my studies. I went down the mountain to find a job. I didn't live in my life. Find a wife or something. If there are two of them, wouldn't it be a good thing to be a young couple?"
Ma Hong was very happy, the girl is like this, she is 68, it is hard to find.
Don't talk about this, she is not easy to find even at thirty.
Neither is it looking up, nor is it looking down.
This 68 is actually like this for a lifetime.As long as someone is willing to marry her, I can do whatever I want, and it's all up to you.
"It's best to get married quickly. This afternoon is just right. My daughter is at home. You prepare the donkey cart. It's a whole piece. There is no discount. You can just take it away."
Song Yiren hurriedly stopped him, "Wainer, member, you can't go back on your word. Don't worry, if you can't do it today, let's do it tomorrow. Tomorrow is a good day, my third aunt's birthday is coming, double happiness, let's let them get married."
After thinking about it, Ma Hong has waited for 68 years, so what is a day.
wait.
I didn't tell Jiang Ziya about this, and it was decided directly.
After returning home, I said to Jiang Ziya, "Congratulations to you."
"whats the matter?"
"marry!"
"Don't make trouble, just kidding for a day, wouldn't it be nice to live with you?"
Song Yiren's heart skipped a beat, "Old Zhou! Find a carpenter!"
"Hey! Brother, brother, don't make trouble. Eat first, eat."
Jiang Ziya didn't take it to heart.
After one night, the next day, people delivered it!
Jiang Ziya, who was sitting and drinking water, just listened to the sound of gongs and drums outside.
The person outside the door "congratulates you, the bridegroom officer."
Jiang Ziya's eyes widened, "No, I didn't go wrong, did I? Where is this going?"
Song Yiren came over and undressed Jiang Ziya, "Don't mention it, take it off quickly."
Jiang Ziya yelled "Stand there!"
My innocence in this life, could it be that I will be buried here today.
That's all! 70 years of brotherhood, I recognize it! "Come!"
Song Yiren took off his clothes and changed Jiang Ziya into the groom's official clothes.
"Ok?"
everything is over
Mrs. Ma's bride, came in from the outside.
Jiang Ziya hasn't recovered yet.
That one worships the heaven and the earth, the second worships the high hall, the husband and wife worship each other, and get mixed into the bridal chamber.
Four people, two with the groom, two with the bride, and the old couple entered the bridal chamber trembling.
Walking inside, Song Yiren stood outside, "Have a precious son early! One son, one daughter, one flower, give birth to a big fat boy!"
Here sits the groom with a long white beard, and over there sits the 68-year-old bride, who lost her dentures when she picked up the hijab.
A 68-year-old Huanghua girl and a 72-year-old groom.Good match.
In fact, being Ma Shi is a bit unhappy, isn't this an old couple and a young wife?
You look at me, I look at you, the two of them are quite shy.
Go to sleep.
No sleep for one night.
Not used to it.
The next morning, Song Yiren congratulated, "Congratulations, young couple."
Ah, young couple.
After half a month, Mrs. Jiang sat there one day and asked Jiang Ziya, "Hey, Lao Song and you are cousins?"
Jiang Ziya shook his head, "No."
"Brother Liangyi?"
"no."
"Then what kind of relatives, I see that you are brothers and sisters for a day, it's very good."
Jiang Ziya thought for a while, "Good friend, at this age, I have been talking like this anyway, so I can be regarded as a brother."
Mrs. Ma pondered, "Good guy, his family is quite rich, but there is one thing, we don't do anything this day, we eat and live in his house every day, and brothers can't say anything, let alone you don't have any relatives.
What do you say if one day he turns his back on him? "
Jiang Ziya retorted, "My brother is not that person."
Ma Shi waved his hand, "Don't say that first, what I mean is that we should do something, earning some pocket money is also good. Didn't you come down from Kunlun Mountain to learn art? You know everything?"
Jiang Ziya patted himself on the chest, "Sweep the floor, boil water, wipe the table, chop firewood, and clean up the house."
Mrs. Ma nodded, "Well, it's been 40 years for nothing. The key is that you can't do this at your age. You have been on the mountain for 40 years?"
Jiang Ziya looked very happy, "That's it."
Ma Shi curled his lips, "Is it because you are not working well now that your master asked you to go down the mountain?"
"What words! Wicked girls."
Mrs. Ma said again, "I see there is a bamboo forest in the back mountain. If you can't do it, you can cut some back, and it would be good to make some rakes and sell them."
The rake is the rake used for farm work
Jiang Ziya thought for a while, anyway, it's okay, isn't staying still the same?
several days in a row.
Saved up some things and walked 35 miles to Chaoge City.
72, you ponder it.
get up in the morning and finish eating
It's noon when we arrive in Chaoge City, so we should have something to eat.
It was noon, and Jiang Ziya hadn't done any business yet.
Put the rake up there.
When someone sells, someone asks
Appreciation is the buyer, applause is the idler.
If there is someone who wants to buy it, stand there and ask, "Hey, do you sell this?"
"Sell it."
"Hey, you can't make it up with a rake. You see, it's all crooked, how much money."
The buyer meant to pick out the faults, and it would be easy to bargain later.
Tell Jiang Ziya blushing, "Yes, yes, let's go."
The shopper was stunned, "No, are you selling things? How much?"
Jiang Ziya nodded, "Yes, yes, then I have the nerve to ask you for money, and here I am."
"It's not that I can't take your things for nothing."
"Hey, it's nothing to worry about, I'll give you another one."
In 10 minutes, all this stuff was delivered...
(End of this chapter)
next morning
Song Yiren got up early to eat, and suddenly remembered, "Oh, Ziya, have you had a wife or something all these years?"
"No."
"Your mistress?"
Jiang Ziya was so frightened that he quickly covered Song Yiren's mouth, "Nonsense, no! No! We don't have any in this line of business."
"what……"
Song Yiren was right when he thought about it, there is no teacher in MLM.
Yuanshi Tianzun has become the leader of pyramid schemes in Song Yiren's heart.
"Then I'll find you a wife? In fact, I've been alone all these years..."
"My dear! My dear, we are not suitable. I am younger than you. I don't like anyone older than me..."
Song Yiren understood, "Ah...that's right, but what do we say, at this age, you can't be an old bachelor forever, of course, I also want to say that we are good brothers, but we are brothers after all.
Isn't it good to have a companion when you are old? "
Jiang Ziya shook his head, "No, no, I've accepted my brother's love. I'm 72. Who will follow me?"
Song Yiren disagreed, "That's what I said, the old saying is good, you can find the same product, and crickets come out of saline-alkaline land, right? You can understand my mood, right?"
Jiang Ziya grinned at him, "Thank you, no one will follow me."
Song Yiren patted his chest, "Don't worry about it, it's my business, besides, if it's really impossible, why don't you still have me?"
"Go play! Go play! Ah!"
Song Yiren, good buddy, this matter has really taken to heart.
For three days, the news really came.
The place is not far away, just next door, the neighboring village, not that next door, that next door is Jiang Ziya.
In the neighboring village of Majiazhuang, there was a member named Ma Hong.
There is a girl in Ma Hong's family who is very old this year.
68.
Never married, a serious girl with a yellow flower, an old yellow flower, so get offended, right?
This big girl with yellow flowers is matched with Jiang Ziya, the big fungus.
Song Yiren came to Shangma's house and asked to see him.
Everyone knows that Song Yiren is also an outsider.
drink!Looking at the old man, he is over 80, and his daughter is 68.
After drinking some tea, Song Yiren was still a little shy, "I'm here for your mediator."
Ma Hong laughed, "Are you kidding me? I'm already at this age. If you live today and have no tomorrow, give me a matchmaker. How old is it? I don't want a girl over [-]."
Song Yiren's face changed color, "No! No! It's for your girl. I heard that your family has a daughter of a thousand gold."
"what……"
Ma Hong let out an ah, obviously a little disappointed.
In response to that sentence, a man is a teenager until he dies.
"It's not just a thousand pieces of gold, it's worth several tons. What's the matter?"
Song Yiren introduced, "I have a good buddy. I haven't seen you for 40 years. I'm 72 this year. I worshiped Yuanshi Tianzun to learn Taoism in Kunlun Mountains and Yuxu Palace. Now I'm successful in my studies. I went down the mountain to find a job. I didn't live in my life. Find a wife or something. If there are two of them, wouldn't it be a good thing to be a young couple?"
Ma Hong was very happy, the girl is like this, she is 68, it is hard to find.
Don't talk about this, she is not easy to find even at thirty.
Neither is it looking up, nor is it looking down.
This 68 is actually like this for a lifetime.As long as someone is willing to marry her, I can do whatever I want, and it's all up to you.
"It's best to get married quickly. This afternoon is just right. My daughter is at home. You prepare the donkey cart. It's a whole piece. There is no discount. You can just take it away."
Song Yiren hurriedly stopped him, "Wainer, member, you can't go back on your word. Don't worry, if you can't do it today, let's do it tomorrow. Tomorrow is a good day, my third aunt's birthday is coming, double happiness, let's let them get married."
After thinking about it, Ma Hong has waited for 68 years, so what is a day.
wait.
I didn't tell Jiang Ziya about this, and it was decided directly.
After returning home, I said to Jiang Ziya, "Congratulations to you."
"whats the matter?"
"marry!"
"Don't make trouble, just kidding for a day, wouldn't it be nice to live with you?"
Song Yiren's heart skipped a beat, "Old Zhou! Find a carpenter!"
"Hey! Brother, brother, don't make trouble. Eat first, eat."
Jiang Ziya didn't take it to heart.
After one night, the next day, people delivered it!
Jiang Ziya, who was sitting and drinking water, just listened to the sound of gongs and drums outside.
The person outside the door "congratulates you, the bridegroom officer."
Jiang Ziya's eyes widened, "No, I didn't go wrong, did I? Where is this going?"
Song Yiren came over and undressed Jiang Ziya, "Don't mention it, take it off quickly."
Jiang Ziya yelled "Stand there!"
My innocence in this life, could it be that I will be buried here today.
That's all! 70 years of brotherhood, I recognize it! "Come!"
Song Yiren took off his clothes and changed Jiang Ziya into the groom's official clothes.
"Ok?"
everything is over
Mrs. Ma's bride, came in from the outside.
Jiang Ziya hasn't recovered yet.
That one worships the heaven and the earth, the second worships the high hall, the husband and wife worship each other, and get mixed into the bridal chamber.
Four people, two with the groom, two with the bride, and the old couple entered the bridal chamber trembling.
Walking inside, Song Yiren stood outside, "Have a precious son early! One son, one daughter, one flower, give birth to a big fat boy!"
Here sits the groom with a long white beard, and over there sits the 68-year-old bride, who lost her dentures when she picked up the hijab.
A 68-year-old Huanghua girl and a 72-year-old groom.Good match.
In fact, being Ma Shi is a bit unhappy, isn't this an old couple and a young wife?
You look at me, I look at you, the two of them are quite shy.
Go to sleep.
No sleep for one night.
Not used to it.
The next morning, Song Yiren congratulated, "Congratulations, young couple."
Ah, young couple.
After half a month, Mrs. Jiang sat there one day and asked Jiang Ziya, "Hey, Lao Song and you are cousins?"
Jiang Ziya shook his head, "No."
"Brother Liangyi?"
"no."
"Then what kind of relatives, I see that you are brothers and sisters for a day, it's very good."
Jiang Ziya thought for a while, "Good friend, at this age, I have been talking like this anyway, so I can be regarded as a brother."
Mrs. Ma pondered, "Good guy, his family is quite rich, but there is one thing, we don't do anything this day, we eat and live in his house every day, and brothers can't say anything, let alone you don't have any relatives.
What do you say if one day he turns his back on him? "
Jiang Ziya retorted, "My brother is not that person."
Ma Shi waved his hand, "Don't say that first, what I mean is that we should do something, earning some pocket money is also good. Didn't you come down from Kunlun Mountain to learn art? You know everything?"
Jiang Ziya patted himself on the chest, "Sweep the floor, boil water, wipe the table, chop firewood, and clean up the house."
Mrs. Ma nodded, "Well, it's been 40 years for nothing. The key is that you can't do this at your age. You have been on the mountain for 40 years?"
Jiang Ziya looked very happy, "That's it."
Ma Shi curled his lips, "Is it because you are not working well now that your master asked you to go down the mountain?"
"What words! Wicked girls."
Mrs. Ma said again, "I see there is a bamboo forest in the back mountain. If you can't do it, you can cut some back, and it would be good to make some rakes and sell them."
The rake is the rake used for farm work
Jiang Ziya thought for a while, anyway, it's okay, isn't staying still the same?
several days in a row.
Saved up some things and walked 35 miles to Chaoge City.
72, you ponder it.
get up in the morning and finish eating
It's noon when we arrive in Chaoge City, so we should have something to eat.
It was noon, and Jiang Ziya hadn't done any business yet.
Put the rake up there.
When someone sells, someone asks
Appreciation is the buyer, applause is the idler.
If there is someone who wants to buy it, stand there and ask, "Hey, do you sell this?"
"Sell it."
"Hey, you can't make it up with a rake. You see, it's all crooked, how much money."
The buyer meant to pick out the faults, and it would be easy to bargain later.
Tell Jiang Ziya blushing, "Yes, yes, let's go."
The shopper was stunned, "No, are you selling things? How much?"
Jiang Ziya nodded, "Yes, yes, then I have the nerve to ask you for money, and here I am."
"It's not that I can't take your things for nothing."
"Hey, it's nothing to worry about, I'll give you another one."
In 10 minutes, all this stuff was delivered...
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
The school beauty has been useless for three years, I gave her the Supreme Bone
Chapter 270 5 hours ago -
Chat group: My comprehension is amazing, my wife Liu Shen is a ruthless person
Chapter 171 5 hours ago -
Zongman: From No Job to Becoming a Collector King
Chapter 91 5 hours ago -
I developed the holographic Black Goku, shocking players around the world
Chapter 67 5 hours ago -
Super God: Penetrates through the Dragon Ball twice and kills Liu Chuang at the beginning!
Chapter 46 5 hours ago -
The Unrivaled Divine Emperor
Chapter 1685 6 hours ago -
Holy Dragon Totem
Chapter 1442 6 hours ago -
I turned into a planet and was discovered by the people on earth
Chapter 94 6 hours ago -
Five-star talent! I'm determined to hire this employee!
Chapter 211 6 hours ago -
I became the Styx, and my clone dominated the wild world
Chapter 284 6 hours ago