The Undercover of the Elves

Chapter 382 Yu Gong's Confused Diary
Union May 11 xxx

Today, I was ordered by the hospital to go home and reflect on the reason that I downloaded porn in the duty room of the hospital, but I did not share it with the director...so I went home to reflect, and the director had to be on duty in the duty room for a few days .

So I can only go home...but...at home...

Cough, how should I put it, the computer has been occupied by Deoxys for a long time, I dare not say anything anyway, the TV has been occupied by Duduli for a long time, it won’t listen to what I say, and the cold drinks in the refrigerator can’t last the night at all, It was solved secretly by Scorpio in the middle of the night... The owl even occupied my room to study chess records...

On the balcony, desert dragonflies and tropical dragons lie there basking in the sun all day long.Qixi Blue Bird and Frozen Bird still haven't come back from Uncle Liu, and Little Ball Flying Fish and Carp King occupy the fish tank.

Anyway, I feel that this family can't accommodate me anymore.

Finally, I took a look at the small round sunglasses I used as an undercover agent before, and they were basically the same style as those fortune-tellers who pretended to be magic sticks... I thought that this thing should not be wasted, so I put on these small sunglasses and took them A small table, ready to go to the street to tell fortunes tomorrow...

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April 11

Today, I set up a small table, sat on the street of Rainbow City, put a fortune-telling sign, looked at the streets with people coming and going, and sighed, in fact, I was not trying to cheat money, the main thing , I just want to teach young people the mentality of how I survived all kinds of oppression by the bosses of those evil organizations these years, and under the oppression of Chao after I resigned.

I sat there for about half an hour, and the first idiot...ah no, the first customer came to the door.

But, this idiot... The customer is a person I am very familiar with, with a colorful haircut... a non-mainstream look of forgetting to love... paired with beanie shoes and leggings... what the hell Isn't it... the old eagle?
"Master, may I answer the question?"

The idiot Lao Diao looked at me, as if he didn't recognize that I was Brother Yugong, but asked me sincerely...

I probably have a new understanding of his IQ...

"Well, of course, it costs five yuan once." I thought about it, and the old vulture is also very good, and I have always implemented my principle of being familiar with not being born.

"Wait, are you accurate?" Naturally, the vigilant Lao Diao couldn't trust a stranger like me so easily, so he must ask first.

I smiled, and if I fooled people of his level, wouldn't that be a blow to dimensionality reduction? !I like!
"Your Excellency's name is Lao Diao, right?"

Lao Diao looked at me and was speechless in surprise, but I pretended to have a deep smile and continued: "I know a handsome guy named Amamiya, and the person I admire is Murayama... The first Pokémon is Smelly Mud... your favorite food is instant noodles..."

Lao Diao probably already fell in love with the five bodies I admired, grabbed my hand, and said excitedly, "Master is really good at predicting things! The matter of Brother Cunshan wearing women's clothing quietly, and Brother Yugong wearing lace to make you fat, you must also It's all figured out..."

I had some doubts at the time... Is this guy really stupid or just pretending to be stupid...

"Master, I actually want to say...I fell in love with a girl recently, but she doesn't care about me at all..."

I was immediately excited, what the fuck, this kid is starting to have someone to pursue, meow, why haven't I found one yet...

"Then, you have to let her feel your feelings for her...then"

I haven't even finished talking, this guy said with snot and tears, he is kind and righteous. One day he braved the heavy rain and waited for the girl to come home from the cram school in the rain... But the girl was still not at all. Ignore him... It is obvious that he is so affectionate and righteous... Why, why the girl just can't feel it.

I thought about it, and finally told him, "Look, if we were waiting for a girl in the rain at the same time, you were affectionate and righteous, and I had an umbrella in my hand... Who do you think she will go with?"

Lao Diao looked at me, his eyes widened... He seemed to understand something...

In the end, he threw me a big bill and ran away in a hurry. I thought to myself, this girl must have opened his mind...

I put away the big bill, tsk tsk tsk, this kid is quite rich now...

In the afternoon, when I was closing up the booth and getting ready to go home, I suddenly saw... that fellow Lao Diao was carrying a large bag of umbrellas of various styles, running towards a cram school, and winked at me...

April 11

Today, I am still setting up a stall on the streets of Rainbow City, but the business is not very good, and there are few pedestrians. It is said that they are going to watch a bloody case...

A non-mainstream killer took 999 umbrellas, formed a love, and confessed to his sister under the cram school...

The girl didn't want to talk to him at first, but he was so stalking that he insisted on following her to take her home... The girl backhanded her Kirby to sit on the body of that killer... Later...

I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat... quickly rolled up the stall and left... I said why I dreamed of the old eagle last night... sin, sin...

April 10

Today, I changed the place to set up a stall, but no one pays attention to me... probably think I'm a liar...

I looked at Murayama who was summoned by my phone and was looking around on the road, and smiled. He probably hasn't realized that I'm a fortune-teller, so I just asked him to be my trustee...

"This gentleman, you used to be a civil servant of the Union?" I stopped Murayama who was looking around, and other passers-by were frightened by me. I continued, "You have quit your job as a civil servant and now you are a teacher, right?"

Murayama looked at me blankly, as if he recognized me...

"You must have suffered a bloody disaster recently, and you happened to meet me, and I will help you solve your problems..."

I haven't finished yet... Murayama punched me in the face... calling me crazy...

I think, just right, do you really think I can't beat you? !
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Murayama took a breath and walked away, leaving me lying on the ground trembling... A passer-by helped me up, "Master, master, I thought it was your entrustment, but I didn't expect it, it's impossible The beating is so ruthless! The master is a true god, can you still tell a fortune teller?"

I waved my hand, "It's okay, my internal force has already injured him, he was injured more seriously than me..."

Passers-by looked at me blankly, and finally said slowly, "That...was it before you were called daddy after you were beaten, or after you were called grandpa..."

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In the end, I managed to fool a few passers-by. Looking at the money in my pocket, I suddenly felt that a beating was worth it... What a ghost!

Murayama, you bastard, wait, I will let Lao Diao dream for you tonight!

(End of this chapter)