The Undercover of the Elves

Chapter 381 Tide Fitness Diary

Yesterday that kid from Yugong asked me how I got here when I was young...

I'm just wondering...that shitty incident when I was a child...there's nothing to say, but from the words of Murayama and Amamiya, they seem to be curious...whether my toned muscles were brought out from my mother's womb...

So, I am going to start recording my fitness routine to let them see what a fitness expert is.

Union May 10 xxx

The weather is fine today. Since I was rejected by the girl who ran laps and walked the dog last time, I have never run laps around here...mainly...if I meet, the katti dog will chase me and bite me...

In order to start my fitness record life, I went to the gym without hesitation...

The situation is far from ideal...

How should I put it, all kinds of uncles and aunts are gathered in the gym... but... they are all talking about melon seeds...

Some aunts are stroking Dongshi cats that are as fat as balls in their arms... Looking at me with the eyes of a son-in-law... I was quite excited at first... But seeing the girl next to her... Er... Long Gotta be like me...so I ran for my life and left the gym...

Strange to say... There are a few unwritten rules in my social circle... That is, you can't say that someone has an IQ like Amamiya, you can't say that someone has a temperament like an old vulture, and you can't say that someone looks like me ...otherwise it's a personal attack...

I remember when Yugong and Murayama brought Lao Diao to see me for the first time... Lao Diao silently said, "This person looks like the tide you mentioned..."

I immediately showed my arm thicker than his waist, and then asked him slowly, "Who are you scolding?"

In hindsight, I thought... this was so fucking fucked up...

April 10

I couldn't exercise all day yesterday, mainly because I was thinking about the meaning of Lao Diao's words all day yesterday... I was really not in the mood to exercise...

Today, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, so I simply went to find Lao Diao and beat him up...

Just think of it as a warm up, and I have to go to the real gym to keep in shape.

In the afternoon, I played tennis with the kids on vacation on the tennis court in the park. My current record is 4 consecutive victories. I have to say that I may really be a tennis prodigy, just tell me about it The Echizen Ryoma is the same.

Then, the fourth child looked at my majestic appearance and threatened to let his uncle who is a professional tennis player come and fight with me one-on-one.

I immediately asked him to bring his old uncle over, and I said yes!After all, I am as handsome as Echizen Ryoma!

After a while, the kid's uncle came over, holding a pair of tennis rackets that looked expensive, and a wristband on his wrist that looked more expensive than my coat. Looking at it this way...it is true I'm a professional player... If that's the case, I have to show my true strength...

After 5 minutes... the score between me and that old uncle was 0:153...

I looked at the tennis ball in my hand... If I lose here... it can only mean that I am an idiot with no talent at all...

I threw the tennis ball high in my hand, the moment it bounced back into my sight from the ground... I held the racket with both hands, and then hit the tennis ball back with all my strength...

With my full support...the tennis ball hit the old uncle hard on the face...then he rolled over backwards and fell to the ground with the back of his head...

Five minutes later, the ambulance arrived, and the doctors carried the old uncle onto the ambulance on a stretcher and sent him to the hospital.

Yu Gong, who just came to play with me, saw this scene, and asked me what I was doing just now... I could only reply "playing tennis..."

Today, I understand a truth, the routines of sports are the same, as long as you kill the opponent before the opponent scores, you can be invincible.

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April 10

Today is not very happy, I went to the basketball court first in the morning, playing basketball with a bunch of people I don’t know...

They asked me to play guard, so I had no choice but to pull their guard aside and beat them severely when they were fighting for the basketball... In the end, I don’t know why, everyone didn’t shoot the ball, but just stared at me blankly. Parted unhappy...

In the afternoon, I felt that basketball might not be suitable for me, so I made an appointment with Yu Gong, and the two of us went to play.

The guy was a little nervous, and asked if he needed to prepare anything... I said there was no need to prepare anything, as long as he came over, it was fine to play in the park where I played tennis before.

Unexpectedly, Yu Gong was silent for a while, and finally repeatedly emphasized that he has not offended me recently, nor has he spoken ill of me behind the scenes with Murayama, and he has not gone to the police station with Murayama to report that I used it against them for a long time. Violence, and I didn't say bad things about me to the girls in Rainbow City with Murayama as usual, and asked me why I killed him...

I didn't answer anything, but the guy hung up the phone crying... When I dialed back, it was already displayed as an empty number.

After a while, Murayama called me, and as soon as he got through, he said that Amamiya suddenly sold the ticket for the flying boat and ran to Fengyuan in a hurry... as if he was fleeing... Ask me Do you know what happened.

I changed the topic, and at the same time recalled the crimes that Amamiya said before he absconded...

So I answered him, "Oh, what, he seems to have been abandoned by others and forced to have an abortion, let's not talk about him, let's have dinner together tonight...yes...there on the outskirts of Rainbow City, yes, yes, There are no people, just the two of us..."

I caress the metal baseball bat in my hand, and the shovel sack, tonight I will let you, the dog, take root forever in this land you love...

April 10

I was discharged from the hospital today...I found out last night...Murayama is running really fast...I chased him with a metal baseball bat, but I couldn't catch up...

I didn't step on the last wave...and fell directly under the Rainbow City Bridge...

In the end, Mr. Murayama came back and called an ambulance for me... I forgave him...

April 10

Today, Lao Diao is going to fight with other children again... Let me and Munyama help him hold up the scene. Of course, Munyama and I went out of loyalty... Isn't it just a group of children?small problem~
April 10

I was discharged from the hospital again today, not because I couldn't beat them, but because I wanted to find an opportunity to silence Murayama during their siege... I never expected that it would end up being surrounded by two groups hit me...

Looking at the setting sun in the sky, I suddenly understood that I don't need to exercise at all... but to grow in actual combat!

(End of this chapter)