The Undercover of the Elves

Chapter 383 Amamiya Leisure Diary
Union May 5 xxx

Today is a day worth celebrating, not when a king is about to be born, but because I can finally enjoy the fun of surfing the Internet at home.

Mainly, in order for me to play a game with him, Chao specially lent me his laptop...

I lay on the sofa and couldn't wait to open my laptop.

Only then did I realize that Chao didn't shut down the phone at all, the screen lit up directly to show the desktop, and Chao's flashing QQ icon.

I looked at his desktop... Well, 361 Antivirus, Yinshan Antivirus, Cheetah Antivirus, Dingding Antivirus...

Four large anti-virus software, placed on the trendy computer screen, made me feel all kinds of confused.

I saw the desktop display: DingTalk Antivirus tried to start PainXun Classroom, Cheetah Antivirus prevented DingTalk Antivirus from starting PainXun Classroom, Yinshan Antivirus blocked Cheetah Antivirus to stop DingTalk Antivirus, 361 Antivirus prevented Yinshan Antivirus from blocking Cheetah Antivirus to stop DingTalk Nail Antivirus Starts Pain Classroom...

What the hell... is raising Gu on the computer?Let rogue software fight each other, only the strongest rogue software can survive?
I uninstalled all his rogue software in one go... The computer was immediately clean...

At this time, Chao's QQ icon kept flashing...Look at the profile picture...It's a girl who keeps cueing him...

Out of curiosity again, I clicked on the dialog box... I saw that girl sent him a private message for a few days with a tidal note:
No. 152 First love: Hello, hello?Why didn't you reply to my message the day before yesterday!

152nd first love: The day before yesterday was 520!You don't even say I love you!Do you not love me! ?

No. 152 First love: If you don't give me an explanation!Let's break up! ?

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I looked at the dialog box above and felt a little overwhelmed... What the hell is going on?Chao in love?No... What kind of woman would like Tide... Mother Hulk?
But after all, I still hope that Chao can get real happiness... So I began to think of ways how to help Chao save this love that has been like a candle in the wind...

I looked at today's date May 5nd...

Damn, why did this guy forget to say "I love you" on May 5th...how can this be done, think about it quickly...I'm Yugong!I can't think of any way!
My brain was running fast, and I suddenly thought of a good excuse...

So I immediately typed on the keyboard:
Muscular man Da Chaozi: Honey, I love you!
The 152nd first love: Bah, bah, bah! 520 is over!What's the use of saying that now!

肌肉型男大潮子:你看啊，宝贝，今天是522，而522在16进制下可以转化成:2×16^0+2×16^1+2×16^2=1314，

So, today is Valentine's Day in hexadecimal!How about it?baby!

I am very proud that this explanation is invulnerable, invulnerable, indestructible, incomparable, and flawless!I don't believe that she can find an excuse to break up with Chao...

The 152nd first love: ..., well, let's break up...

I'm in a daze... Fuck, why... I've already racked my brains to explain why we still have to break up! ! !Chao must fuck me to death... I quickly typed and asked her why...

The 152nd first love: I'm sorry, I'm not good enough for a smart man like you, so let's break up...

At that time, I thought, I really ate Xiang...

In the end, I hastily deleted this woman, and then cleared all the historical information... Let this woman disappear forever from the tide list without a trace...

Then, I understood a truth, if a woman wants to dump you, she can find any excuse...

April 5

Yesterday, because of my ingenuity, Ushio lost a relationship. Fortunately, Ushio seems to have a lot of girls on the list, so he didn't notice that a girl quietly disappeared from the list, and he was still playing with us normally. game.

There were also talking and laughing... I was relieved, Chao probably didn't realize that I messed with one of his girls...

Looks like I don't have to run away...

April 5

Today, while playing games, I heard Chao say that a person's life is very long, and in his life, he met countless girls, 3 insignificant men, and a fool.

I thought about these numbers carefully, and finally I probably thought about it, 3 insignificant men...it should be me, Lao Diao, Murayama...who is that idiot...

I opened Chao's QQ that was still on my laptop, and saw his list...

Pretty girl (125/189)
The girl who doesn't know her appearance (15/160)
Irrelevant Man (2/3)
idiot (1/1)
……

I opened the column of insignificant men, and as expected, there were... Murayama, Lao Diao and... Shui Wutong!

Then which column did he put me in... emmmmmmm
A pretty girl... Impossible... A girl who doesn't know what she looks like... Impossible...

I got my eyes on the last column...the fucking group and the fucking number...

In the end, in order to maintain my unbreakable friendship with Ushio, I finally did not open that suspicious group...

Let me just think that I was unilaterally blocked by Chao...

April 5

How should I put it, today Chao’s QQ icon started flashing again, I clicked on the chat dialog box again, and the other party was actually a girl... This time the message was: play games, play games!Know how to play games every day!In the end is the game important or I important!to be honest!
I started to panic, because of me last time, Chao lost a beautiful marriage, this time I really don't know what to do, the game and the girl...

What the hell, if you really love this girl, how can you make people have the heart to tell the truth... Tell the truth... What are you compared to games!

At this time, I found that Chao's account here had automatically sent a message...

It took me a while to figure it out... Ushio is currently responding to this girl on his mobile phone...

Fuck...it's a good thing I haven't started typing...otherwise Chao would know that he must beat me to death...

I quickly looked at the content of Chao's reply to her...

:
What are you compared to games! !Do you know how many professional development teams the game has, how much research and development costs have been spent, and how many professional tests it has passed...

After many bugs, it was successfully put on the shelves!There are only two people involved in your overall birth, and there is no warranty!Can't go back to the factory for rebuilding!
What do you compare with my game? !You see, my game never asks such obvious questions!

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In the end, I understood a truth. In the eyes of Chao, as long as there is no warranty, it is not worthy of trust...

(End of this chapter)