my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 972 Tang Monk cuts meat and feeds spiders

Suddenly, being dragged into the pool by a female monster with a spider web, Zhu Bajie was caught off guard and choked on several mouthfuls of bath water. In the dimness, he found seven women with different dresses and good figures, and said dizzily: "Seven Sister, you all look so beautiful! Do you have a husband? If not, can you consider my old pig?...By the way, why are you following me?"

"Humph~~"

The elder sister spider spirit in red snorted coldly: "Hiding in the grass and peeking at the seven of my sisters taking a bath, you still have the face to ask why you took the net?"

Knowing that the master, senior brother and Bohu, the cat was in the grass to peek at the seven sisters taking a bath, Zhu Bajie stared at the boss and salivated greedily.

It's a pity it's a pity.

It would be nice to come here early, so that you can feast your eyes.

just now!

He didn't see anything and didn't say anything, and even took the blame for Master and the others.

For a moment, Bajie felt so wronged that he almost cried.

He drooped his face, and said helplessly: "Sister, I was wronged! My old pig didn't look at it at all, it was my teacher... no, it was Bohu and senior brother who were peeping, I just found the old pig, I was given to the Internet by my sisters!"

"Hmph, the man's mouth is deceiving, how could you not see it?"

The second sister said angrily: "Sisters, call me."

Looking at Bajie's ugly face, Xiao Qi said with a disgusted expression: "This pig monster has rough skin and thick flesh, so it hurts only if it is hit with a weapon. The sisters first greeted him with stones, sister, I will go back to get the weapon."

"Sister, go and come back quickly."

When the third child was speaking, he had already picked up a long stone and swung it towards Ba Jie's back.

"Ouch!"

Bajie cried out in pain, "Sister, you are serious!"

"Hmph~~ Otherwise, can there be fake ones?"

"Sisters, don't hold back, kill this pig demon, and keep us innocent."

"Bang bang bang..."

"Oh oh oh..."

not far away.

Tang Seng's face turned slightly red when he heard Bajie's screams. He looked at his eldest disciple Wukong who was staying away from the incident and said, "Wukong, when the female donors have finished venting their anger, come with me to intercede on Bajie's behalf. This person Bajie really does not let the teacher worry about it at all, what is wrong with him, he went to peek at the female benefactor taking a bath, it is too much."

"Master, I can save it."

Monkey King also seemed to have forgotten that he had his own share in the grass just now, and it was as if nothing had happened before.

Tang Seng and his disciples are like this, let alone Tang Bohu, who has enjoyed the beautiful scenery for the longest time.

He had never been in the grass at all!

Believe it or not, he believes it himself.

In order to vent their anger on the seven female benefactors, the three guilty consciences dragged on for half an hour, and when Bajie was covered in injuries, they jumped out to stop them from killing pigs.

"What a handsome monk!"

"What a handsome scholar!"

Seeing Tang Bohu and Tang Seng appear, the eyes of the seven female benefactors lit up.

The tough and handsome Tang Bohu, and the red-lipped and white-toothed Tang Seng are extremely lethal to women. The spider spirit sisters were full of anger just now, but seeing them now, they unloaded most of them.

As for the monkeys?

Where are the monkeys?

They only see men.

Brother Monkey was automatically regarded as a pet monkey by them and completely ignored.

"Who are you?"

The eldest sister among the spider spirits asked.

"I am Tang Sanzang, the monk specially sent by the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty in the East to obtain the Western Scriptures. This is Brother Bohu..."

Before the Tang monk finished speaking, there was a commotion, and a woman by the pool exclaimed, "You are the Buddhist scriptures? I heard that eating Tang monk's meat can make you live forever. Is it true?"

Tang Seng: "..."

Who spread this rumor? How come a few random monsters appear and know that they can live forever by eating their own flesh?
Having said that, is longevity really difficult?

Along the way, they encountered many big monsters, whose cultivation base and deeds are above the immortals, and they have a long life. For God's sake, is there a fart for eating his meat?

"Then monk, who is this pig demon?"

The second sister Spider Spirit stared at Tang Seng with piercing eyes.

"He is the poor monk's second disciple." Tang Seng replied truthfully.

"Hmph, the pig demon peeked at our sister taking a bath. Originally we wanted to kill him, but for your sake, let's spare his life for now."

"Thank you, benefactor."

"Thank you in advance..."

The eldest sister said coldly: "Second sister only said that she would spare her life for the time being, but did not say that she would let him go. If you want to take him away, you have to leave an arm as compensation."

After the eldest sister finished speaking, the third sister said: "Sister, how can one arm be enough to eat? It's not enough for our sisters to stuff their teeth."

"Sister, just try Tang Monk's meat, you don't have to be full." Xiaoqi interjected weakly.

The seven spider sisters are kind-hearted, and they often prevent the sisters from eating people, and catch insects for the sisters when they are hungry, so they commit relatively few murders.

Of course, there are not many monsters on the westbound road in the original play who don’t eat people, but the script has been deleted and revised a lot, and the cannibalism is all mentioned, just like the catastrophe of the spider spirit. What was given was human heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, and the script was changed to various insects.

When I first met Tang Seng, the seven spider spirits were playing hide and seek, which can be described as a childlike innocence.

Therefore, if we can negotiate well, it is not a bad idea to let them go.

"This little sister is right. You just want to taste Tang Monk's meat. One bite per person is enough. I will cut a piece of meat for you now..."

Done.

Tang Monk took out his sword and cut off a piece of flesh on his arm without hesitation.

In ancient times, there was a Buddha who cut meat to feed eagles, and today there is a Tang monk who cut meat to feed spiders. Both of them are eminent monks with great perseverance and great wisdom. Tang Bohu felt a little headache seeing this scene.

He wanted to stop it.

But halfway through the lift, I was relieved again.

Jiang Liu'er is destined to become a Buddha and a patriarch. Having such an experience can well publicize the great achievements on the westward journey, just like the Buddha cutting meat to feed the eagle.

This is the way Jiang Liuer should walk.

It's not beautiful to stop.

The seven delicate spider spirits on the opposite side witnessed this scene with their own eyes, and all of them admired Tang Seng's perseverance, and their hearts were greatly shaken.

The eldest sister took Tang Monk's meat in a daze, and then let Bajie go.

After the group left.

The eldest sister looked at the meat in her hand, and sighed softly: "I can't eat this meat, whoever wants to eat it, just eat it!"

"We can't eat it either." ×6
The elder sister frowned and said: "If you don't eat it, I won't eat it. Isn't the holy monk's meat cut for nothing?"

"Hey~~"

The second child sighed: "Let's try it! After all, it is the saint's intention and cannot be wasted."

"That's all it takes."

"..."

The spider spirits tasted Tang Monk's meat as they wished, but they were not happy at all.

Because eating Tang's monk meat, you can't live forever and become a fairy, but add karma to yourself, which is a complete lie.

(End of this chapter)