my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 973 Pilan Po, You Are Late
After a short rest, Tang Bohu and his party went on the road again. Not long after, they saw palaces and pavilions in the mountains, which looked like a Taoist temple.

Walking forward, you can see that the mountains are surrounded by pavilions, the stream is surrounded by pavilions, green willows and pines are planted in front of the Taoist temple, and the flowers on the ground are colorful.

When Tang Bohu saw this Taoist temple, he immediately knew that this was where the centipede spirit was, so he called Tang monk and his disciples to go in.

Soon, a black-faced Taoist came out to greet him, and said with a smile: "Several eminent monks have come from a long way, and we have lost our way to welcome you. Please come quickly to drink tea and eat fast."

"Thank you, Daoist."

Tang Monk said as he walked forward to pay his respects, and entered the Taoist temple arm in arm with the Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest had a conversation with Tang Monk and learned that he was an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East. He quickly ordered people to set down the fast food and serve tea cups.

Tang Bohu glanced into the tea cup and saw a few red dates floating on the water, with a stream of toxins swimming in them. He couldn't help but show a strange expression, looking at the centipede spirit as if he were looking at a mentally retarded person.

They are all immortals, and they are immune to all poisons. Although the centipede's poison is relatively poisonous, it may be able to poison the immortals, but this is too obvious.

Seeing that his master, senior brother, and Tang Bohu didn't touch his cup, Bajie couldn't help asking: "Master, why don't you drink?"

"We are not thirsty." Tang Seng smiled slightly.

Bajie said, "Oh, then I'll drink it."

"Drink!"

Tang Seng smiled.

This pig has to suffer a little bit so that it can have a long memory and mature slowly. Its current problems need to be corrected.

Bajie chuckled, picked up a cup of tea and drank it.

Seeing this scene, the Taoist priest showed a tricky smile, ordered Tong'er to refill Bajie's tea, and at the same time persuaded: "Elder Tang, Elder Sun, this tea will not taste good when it is cold."

"It's okay."

Tang Seng waved his hand.

Tang Bohu smiled and said: "We like to drink herbal tea, it burns our mouths when it's hot."

"I see."

When the Taoist heard this, he immediately started to talk about his daily routine, and tried to use poisonous tea to take down the Buddhist scriptures without any effort.

After chatting for a while, Bajie felt a sharp pain in his stomach, and immediately foamed at the mouth.

Seeing this scene, the Taoist priest quickly exclaimed: "Elder Tang, what happened to Elder Zhu?"

Tang Seng's eyes gradually turned cold, staring at the bumbling Taoist priest: "You should be very clear, right?"

"Elder Tang, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand a single word?"

The Taoist priest put on an innocent look and tried to hold on, just in case he got away with it by mistake!

"Don't understand? Then don't listen."

Tang Seng said coldly: "Wukong, do it!"

"okay!"

The voice has not fallen.

Sun Wukong resorted to a trick of shifting shape, suddenly appeared next to the Taoist priest, grabbed the opponent's neck, and "Gala" broke the Taoist priest's neck.

The fake Taoist didn't even have a chance to take off his clothes, so his soul was obliterated by Brother Monkey with great magic power, and the remaining body turned into a giant centipede several feet long.

"Brother Tang, the centipede is a good thing. It is mainly used to relieve wind and spasm, dredge the collaterals and relieve pain, attack poison and dissipate stagnation. It happens that Bajie is poisoned. Let's roast it to cure the poison for Bajie."

Tang Bohu lit the centipede's corpse on fire, and within a few breaths, a rich meaty aroma was emitted, making the greedy boy next door cry.

Bajie, who was constantly convulsing after being poisoned, smelled the aroma of meat and said feebly: "Bohu, how long will this meat be roasted? I can't hold it anymore."

"Don't worry, I still have to bake for a while!"

Tang Bohu waved his hand.

Bajie was very anxious, the poison from the centipede essence was particularly severe, and his internal organs would burst into sharp pains, if it dragged on for a quarter of an hour or two quarters of an hour, he might suffer internal injuries.

At this moment, he finally figured out why his master, brother and Bohu didn't drink tea.

It turned out that they were conspiring to trick the old pig!
Damn monkey!
so bad.

After a while, Tang Bohu roasted the shell of the centipede essence until it was burnt black, took back the real fire, divided the centipede into four parts, picked up a section and smashed the shell, and tore off a piece of crystal clear white, steaming centipede meat from the inside, feeling very happy I ate it.

Tang Seng and Monkey King have learned a lot, and they both eat more elegantly.

Only Bajie, who has been deeply poisoned, doesn't care about anything, just goes into the shell and eats, and even saves the process of breaking the shell.

Just as everyone was eating happily, an auspicious cloud descended from the sky.

The person who came was an old-looking female Bodhisattva with a good temperament. I don't know her name for now, but Tang Bohu could tell that the other person was an old hen.

Presumably it is the mother of the Pleiades Star Official, Pilanpo Bodhisattva.

"Piranpo Bodhisattva, do you want to eat?"

Tang Bohu tore off a piece of centipede meat and handed it to Pilan Po who came uninvited.

"It smells delicious, so try it."

Pilan Po was not polite either.

After it tastes.

Tang Seng tidied up his clothes, stepped forward and said, "Tang Seng pays homage to Bodhisattva Pilanpo. I don't know why Bodhisattva is doing this?"

Pilan Po looked at the centipede that had been eaten miserably on the ground, and forced a smile: "The poor nun originally came here for the centipede, and took him back to guard the mountain gate, but I didn't expect it to be a step too late, it has already been killed and roasted by you." gone."

"Amitabha!"

Tang Seng was speechless for a moment and didn't know what to say.

Tang Bohu didn't care, and smiled and said: "This centipede pretends to entertain us, but secretly poisons the tea, trying to poison us. It's stealing chickens and losing money, no one can blame it!"

"The poor nun didn't blame anyone. He did it himself. The centipede is in trouble because it asked for it."

Pilan Po didn't dare to blame Tang Seng and others.

She is no better than Bodhisattvas such as Avalokitesvara, Manjusri, and Samantabhadra, and her cultivation is only in the Daluo realm, so she is no match for Monkey King and Tang Bohu.

In the original play, Sun Wukong went to invite Pilanpo Bodhisattva to help out, and he said "old chicken woman" without any respect when facing Guanyin Bodhisattva. It can be seen that Brother Monkey sometimes watches people order food.

Of course, the main reason is that Brother Hou has been taught by the Tathagata, and he has a heart of awe for the gods whose cultivation level is higher than his own.

Just like those young people in society who have received severe beatings from society, water chestnuts are much better than when they were in school.

"Bodhisattva, the centipede spirit does a lot of evil. Taking him to guard the gate is not good for your reputation. There is a coiled silk cave nearby, and there are seven spider spirits living in it. You can go and have a look. If it is suitable, you can take the spider sister back to guard the gate. Or clean the courtyard." Tang Seng suggested.

"Alright, poor nun, let's go and have a look."

Bodhisattva Pilampo nodded, then turned and left, and his departure was quite simple.

I was still quite depressed because I couldn't intervene in this calamity. However, Guanyin Bodhisattva had already explained that Journey to the West had gone wrong from the very beginning. All the original arrangements would be subject to changes. However, although Pilan Po was mentally prepared, When things came to an end, I still couldn't help but sigh secretly.

What a great opportunity to join hands!

just this.

She is not Guanyin Bodhisattva. She can participate in any disaster, just waiting to subdue the centipede spirit and gain some merit from the journey to the west.

As a result, I only got one bite to eat.

Young people don't talk about martial arts and bully her a 10,000+ year old mother-in-law!
Gan!
Fortunately, the spider spirit was not killed, so there was no gain at all, but it did give Pilanpo some comfort.

Tang Bohu and Tang Seng's master and apprentice did not leave in a hurry after eating centipede essence, but stayed in the Taoist temple to rest for one night, and then started on the road the next day. worse.

What he saw and heard along the way made Tang Seng feel particularly bad.

"Save people! Save people!"

On this day, a group of people from Tangshan entered the deserted dense forest, and within a short while, a woman's panicked cry came from the forest...

(End of this chapter)