my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 971
"Maitreya Buddha, I call you, do you dare to promise?"

A shout suddenly sounded behind Donglai Buddha.

He turned around subconsciously, but didn't reply.

Because Tang Bohu, who called his name, was holding a purple gold gourd at this time. He was not very familiar with this magic weapon, but he could sense it a little bit, and maybe he could accept it.

In any case, Maitreya is one of the Buddhist bigwigs.

Honored as the future Buddha.

Once the Tathagata Buddha unexpectedly dismounts, the Buddha who takes over the throne of the Buddha will be the future Buddha Maitreya.

But this opportunity obviously does not exist.

With Tathagata Buddha's current level of cultivation, it is extremely difficult to prevent an accident from happening to the other party, unless Tathagata encounters irresistible factors and takes the initiative to abdicate.

However, once an irresistible factor occurs in Buddhism and the Tathagata abdicates, what's the point of him taking the throne?
Waiting to be hammered?
Therefore, Maitreya Buddha has some complaints against Tathagata Buddha in his heart, otherwise he would not indulge the boy, gather demons and goblins, and create a small Leiyin Temple, disgusting Tathagata.

in other words.

That is, Buddhism has also begun to involve.

But there are not many scrolls, only a little bit, if there are too many scrolls, Donglai Buddha can't stand it.

Of course, the Yellow Eyebrow King didn’t have the guts either.

"Tang Bohu, what do you mean?" Donglai Buddha asked blankly.

"You allow your disciples to pretend to be Tathagata, deceive tourists, and even want to eat Tang Monk's meat. What do you think I want to do?" Tang Bohu stared at Maitreya Buddha with righteous indignation. He had no intention of complaining first, he just wanted to play.

"My Tong'er sneaked down to the realm and indeed caused a lot of trouble, but the poor monk has already brought him back to the dojo to be punished. He came here this time to take back the two treasures that Tong'er left with you."

Donglai Buddha said bluntly: "Tang Bohu, please return the property to the original owner."

Tang Bohu raised his eyebrows and said, "Maitreya Buddha, the golden cymbal and the human race bag are all my trophies. How can anything return to the original owner?"

Donglai Buddha became interested: "So, are you planning not to pay it back?"

"I will definitely pay it back, but..."

Tang Bohu raised the purple gold gourd in his hand, and said with a smile: "Have you seen this gourd? Laojun's magic weapon. Not long ago, his fire-burning boy went down to earth as a demon and used his treasure to do evil. After I captured the gold and silver boy , Laojun knew that he was wrong, so he left this gourd to me as a reward, what are you going to give in return?"

"Uh……"

Donglai Buddha was speechless for a while.

Before coming here, he really didn't think about these things.

First of all, Buddhism is used to being poor, and they have always been the ones who play the autumn wind, and are used to having in and out.

Secondly, Maitreya thought that he was an extraordinary person, and thought that if he showed up, he would be worshiped. Even if he didn't kneel, he would have to bend over and bow his head. He was so rude like Tang Bohu, who not only asked for the gift in return, but also wanted to accept himself with a purple gold gourd.

The most disgusting thing is that the boy's coming down to earth to cause trouble is something that the big bosses in Journey to the West have tacitly acknowledged. You flip the table in front of your face and question yourself for letting the boy cause trouble and let his old face play with it!

Maitreya lost more and more momentum, which made him lose the confidence to speak.

no way.

It's unreasonable!

In order to avoid embarrassment, Donglai Buddha hurriedly said: "Tang Bohu, I don't want the human race bag anymore, just give me back the gold cymbal."

"Say it earlier!"

Receiving the gift from Donglai Buddha, Tang Bohu put away the purple gold gourd contentedly, and at the same time took out the golden cymbal hidden behind his back, and said with a smile: "Donglai Buddha, you have put away the golden cymbal, don't let the boy steal it."

"No, no, no."

The Buddha who came from the east gave a mocking smile and said, "The poor monk will take his leave."

After he left.

Tang Seng smiled and walked to Tang Bohu's side: "Brother Bohu, you are so courageous that you even dare to blackmail the Buddha who came from the east!"

Tang Bohu grinned and said triumphantly: "There is someone above me, I'm afraid he will do something."

"I'm still covered by my godfather! I'm not as crazy as you."

Tang Seng complained silently in his heart.

……

A month later.

On the way to leave Zhu Ziguo.

Tang Bohu recalled the affectionate King and Queen of the Zhuzi Kingdom before seeing off for dozens of miles, and he couldn't help thinking to himself: "Sister Guanyin is not kind enough to let the pet Golden Retriever snatch away the king's maid, if not for the golden retriever every time When she wanted to do something wrong, the empresses of Jinshenggong would force her to die, and the maid Chunjiao would feed the tiger with her body to satisfy the golden retriever's exuberant needs, the empress of Jinshenggong might have two or three children."

Just as Tang Bohu was thinking to himself, Tang Seng got off his horse, walked up to him and sighed: "Brother Bohu, I castrated the golden retriever yesterday. I was so worried that Guanyin Bodhisattva would blame you. Fortunately, Bodhisattva is magnanimous and didn't blame you for castrating her." your pet, or you will be miserable."

"The Goddess Guanyin is so beautiful, and her heart is naturally extremely beautiful. Even if I don't castrate the golden-haired cat, the Goddess Guanyin will do it. It will dirty the Bodhisattva's hands, so I have to do it for me."

Tang Bohu babbled nonsense, and had no intention of being afraid at all.

Although he is just an incarnation, he is inseparable from the main body Dongjun. Guanyin is the main body's god-sister, that is his god-sister, not to mention castrating the golden-haired jiao, but roasting the golden-haired jiao to eat on the spot. Guanyin Bodhisattva will not blame, at most, when there is no one, punish one or two.

Small talk all the way.

Soon, a group of people entered the dense forest.

Suddenly, Tang Bohu stopped, turned his head to look to the southwest, and said with a smile: "There seems to be some movement over there, I'll go over and have a look..."

Tang Seng nodded and said, "Alright, let's rest here and wait for your return."

Ten minutes after Tang Bohu left, Sun Wukong saw that Tang Bohu had not returned, so he took the initiative to say, "Master, there is no movement from Bohu's side. I don't know what's going on. I'll go and have a look."

"Go back quickly."

Tang Seng nodded.

Another ten minutes later.

Tang Seng turned his head to look at Bajie who was lying under the tree enjoying the cool and soundly asleep, swallowed the words silently, and walked to the southwest by himself to find someone.

About three miles away.

Tang Seng found Tang Bohu and Sun Wukong, the cats behind the stones in the grass by the pond, so he lowered his footsteps and walked over quietly.

"Brother Bohu, you..."

"Hush!" ×2
Tang Bohu and Monkey King booed at the same time to stop Tang Seng from speaking.

Then, Tang Bohu lowered his voice and pointed to the pool in front of him: "Brother Tang, there is something good to see."

Just as Tang Seng wanted to poke his head to check, his head was pressed down by his hairy hand, and Sun Wukong made a hat out of nowhere, and whispered: "Master, don't poke your head, your head is reflective, I will put a hat on you." First."

Putting on a straw hat made of monkeys, Tang Seng poked his head out quietly.

In the pool, seven naked women with fluttering long hair were sitting on the shallow water and whispering, five of them sat in a row, and the two of them stood at the front to play in the water, having a great time.

see this.

Tang Seng finally understood why Tang Bohu and Monkey King didn't return for so long. It turned out that they encountered seven beautiful landscapes.

"Master, what are you looking at?"

Tang Seng hadn't appreciated it for a few minutes when Ba Jie's unique loud voice rang out behind him.

The two looked at each other, and then each showed their magical powers, and left the place in a flash.

Before Bajie could react, he was dragged out of the grass and into the pool by a spider web that fell from the sky...

(End of this chapter)