my relatives are a bit much

Chapter 970

"Monster, if you want to survive, you have to hand over the gold cymbals, and if you want to release people, you want to turn your guns into jades. How can it be so cheap?"

Tang Bohu was relentless when he gained power, the tiger with the red-tasseled spear danced like a tiger, stabbing the yellow-browed king with holes all over his body, looking extremely cruel.

The yellow-browed king lost too much blood, his blood became weaker and weaker, and he suffered unspeakably.

If I had known how dangerous it would be to go down to the tyrant mountain to be a monster, I wouldn’t have agreed to Master Donglai Buddha to build a small Leiyin Temple to add obstacles to the Tathagata Buddha if I killed him.

"Hey~~"

The red tassel spear pierced the chest, and if it went up even a little bit, the heart would be pierced. The Yellow-browed King was so frightened that he fell to his knees unconsciously with his legs.

"Elder~~ I surrender! Don't fight, I, I really can't do it, please take it easy."

Tang Bohu raised his eyebrows, and said with a sneer, "Surrender requires you to hand over your weapons, hand over your magic weapon, strip off your clothes, and act naked as a prisoner of war. Can you get rid of this face?"

"I'll hand over the weapons, and I'll give the magic weapon, but this clothes...can you not take it off? Leave me a little bit of dignity?" The Yellow-Browed King begged.

"No."

Tang Bohu said indifferently.

The yellow-browed king gritted his teeth and silently unbuttoned his belt, with two lines of clear tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes.

Such an insult!

I will definitely keep it in my heart, and when Master Buddha comes from the east, I will find my place again no matter what.

The Yellow-Browed King thought so.

He was originally a boy under the seat of the Buddha who came from the east. He was instructed by the master Maitreya Buddha, and just now he stole the master's spiritual treasure, the golden nail and the acquired human seed bag, and became a spirit in the lower realm.

If it wasn't for Maitreya Buddha's secret instruction to perform a show in cooperation with the Buddhist sect, and just blow it... how could Siqian boy steal Maitreya Buddha's spiritual treasure?

Even if you take it away.

Maitreya Buddha wants to take it back, it is also a matter of thought.

After stripping himself naked, the Yellow-browed King took out a pocket from his clothes, his eyes lit up, he immediately opened the mouth of the human race bag, and pretended to make a confession: "Elder, this is another magic weapon of mine. Acquired Human Seed Bag, you only need to use it..."

talking.

The Yellow Eyebrow King suddenly opened the human race bag, and a strong suction force swept over him. Tang Bohu's body moved for a moment, but he quickly stabilized his body and stared at the Yellow Eyebrow King with a face full of teasing.

Although the acquired human seed bag can absorb gods, in the original play Sun Wukong invited 28 Su, two generals of turtle and snake, five great dragons, Prince Xiao Zhang and four great generals, and they were all taken into the bag by the monster, but the ability of these gods is not Tang Bohu looked down upon him, but he was really weak.

After all, it is the Houtian Lingbao refined the day after tomorrow. Maybe in the hands of Donglai Buddha, it can make the quasi-sage accidentally suffer, but in the hands of a boy, it really can't exert much power.

The Yellow-browed King had a bright head, and after inhaling for a long time, he didn't suck Tang Bohu in. He immediately closed the mouth of the bag, handed out the human race bag honestly, and said with a smile: "Elder, this is how to use it. It's very simple, there is no formula. , open the bag to the enemy, and the gods and demons can be sucked in."

Tang Bohu took the ancestry bag and said casually, "Is it okay to absorb the items?"

"Yes, yes." The Yellow-Browed King nodded repeatedly.

Tang Bohu accepted the race bag with satisfaction, turned his head to look at Jin Nao in the middle of the field, and asked, "How do you use Jin Nao?"

"It can only be used in conjunction with the formula. The formula is..."

According to the formula narrated by King Huangmei, Tang Bohu released Monkey King, put away the golden cymbal, shrunk it down and put it on his waist, and waved his hand at King Huangmei like dismissing a beggar.

"you can go now."

"Thank you, elder, thank you, elder."

The yellow-browed king quickly picked up his clothes, bare buttocks, and threw them out of the small Leiyin Temple in despair.

The white dragon horse blocking the door did not attack him.

Because Tang Bohu has a deep meaning in everything he does, since the other party let the yellow-browed king go, there must be a reason.

However, the Yellow-browed King can run, but other monsters cannot.

Come one, kill one, clean and neat.

Sun Wukong, who escaped from the predicament, held back his anger, picked up the golden cudgel and threw it at the Bodhisattva Arhats in the room.

A moment later, hundreds of slain Arhat Bodhisattva corpses lay all over the ground, and within a moment they turned into corpses of wild monsters and mountain spirits.

Tang Bohu strangled to death the vixen who pretended to be Guanyin's sister, looking at the ingredients all over the floor, tears flowed from the corners of his mouth.

"Bajie, quickly chop off the bear paws of the three spirit bears. These are top-quality ingredients. We have to keep them until Dongjun comes over to make a big meal..."

Hearing Tang Bohu's order, Bajie, who was tired and out of breath, was immediately full of energy. Braised bear's paw is one of his favorite gourmet delicacies. Such high-end ingredients must be chopped off, kept fresh with ice charms, and kept for Dong Jun cooking.

Although Tang Bohu's culinary skills are good, he is far behind Dongjun, one by one.

"Wukong, deer antler, tiger penis, and deer penis are all good things, quickly take them off to keep them fresh, and keep them for the teacher."

Tang Seng immediately followed the instructions.

"..."

Sun Wukong twitched the corner of his mouth suddenly.

Master, how false is this?
I only have one mistress!

Why do you have to keep whips every time you encounter a monster? Antler, deer penis, and tiger penis are all the best ingredients for aphrodisiac. Are you not afraid of getting angry if you overdo it?
The words are divided into two parts.

The yellow-browed king, who ran out of Xiaoleiyin Temple naked, looked back and saw that the murderer Tang Bohu did not chase him out. He quickly stopped and put on his clothes quickly.

Then, full of grievances, he flew to the Maitreya Buddha Dojo, hugged the master's thigh, and cried, "Master, you have to make the decision for me! That Tang Bohu bullied others so much that he even took Tong'er away without saying anything. After losing your two treasures, master, the most outrageous thing is...Tong'er has surrendered, and he actually wants to strip Tong'er's clothes, woooooo...Tong'er has no face to live."

"What? What did he give you to that?"

The Buddha who came from the east was stunned, his boy was a boy!
How is this possible?
Could it be that Tang Bohu is as good as Long Yang?

The yellow-browed king was stunned for a moment, and then explained: "Master, he didn't do anything to me, he just told me to roll my butt off. Isn't this bullying an honest person?"

"Huh~~ That's okay."

The Buddha from the East breathed a long sigh of relief.

If his boy was given something like that, he might not be able to take it anymore, if he kept it by his side, it would inevitably cause people to gossip, and he was also afraid that the boy would awaken some habit and mess with men and women in his dojo.

"Master, you have to make the decision for me!"

"What are you crying for?"

Donglai Buddha gave King Huangmei a look, and scolded: "The watermelon in the backyard is ripe, you remove the weeds and fertilize, and the master will come as soon as you go."

"Master, you must strip off Tang Bohu's clothes and avenge Tong'er!"

The Yellow-Browed King shouted.

The more I think about this, the angrier I get. I was stabbed all over and didn't say anything, but I still humiliated the captive, the treasure of many people. It's really a bully.

Donglai Buddha didn't respond to Huang Mei, and escaped from the dojo, appearing in front of Xiaoleiyin Temple.

The aroma of barbecue wafted into my nose. When I opened the door and looked around, I saw a bonfire burning in the temple. A fox, half a fan of tiger meat, and half a fan of venison were placed on a wooden frame.

Bajie and Wukong turned over from time to time, the heat looked good, the skin was golden and crisp, without any burnt.

As for the other little monsters.

At this time, they have all been reduced to ashes and turned into fertilizer to moisten the earth.

(End of this chapter)