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Chapter 1132 Messed Messed Messed Messed All Messed Up
Chapter 1132 Messed Messed Messed Messed All Messed Up
The words are divided into two parts.
Pan Haodong was sent 500 years ago by the Bodhi ancestor to start a happy life with Zixia in the daytime and his sister Qingxia at night. However, the Supreme Treasure sent by the Bodhi ancestor one day ago inevitably fell into the misery preset by Buddhism. in the play.
Without interference from outside saints, the Bodhi Patriarch pretending to be the Spring Thirty Mother, easily completed the copy of "Moonlight Treasure Box". .
But the ending is quite satisfactory.
After Bai Jingjing gave birth to a child, she misunderstood that Zhizunbao and her senior sister had hooked up to commit adultery, and wiped her neck to commit suicide in frustration; in order to save her beloved wife, Zhizunbao used the moonlight treasure box she got by accident, and after several twists and turns, took the child back to 500 years ago.
Location: Pansi Cave.
When Pan Haodong looked at Supreme Treasure who was holding a child and flashed in front of him with a flash of white light, his face was a little confused, why did he have more children?
"Brother Pan, why are you here?" Zhizunbao said blankly.
"Pansidong is my current residence. You suddenly appeared in front of me with a child in your arms. Shouldn't I be the one asking you?"
Pan Haodong was a little confused about the plot. In the original plot, Supreme Treasure should have come alone.
What happened to the child in front of me?
"What is your residence? Pansidong is obviously the cave of my wife Jingjing and Chunsanniang." Zhizunbao said impatiently: "Brother Pan, stop making trouble, tell me quickly, you put my wife and Chunsanniang together." Where did Thirty Niang hide?"
Pan Haodong's eyes widened, his face full of innocence: "Don't talk nonsense, why should I hide your wife!"
When Chunsanniang heard the movement, she came over and exclaimed, "Zhizunbao, why did you come here 500 years ago, where is my junior sister?"
"500 years ago?"
Supreme Treasure heard the words and made a very exaggerated expression.
The whole person is not well.
He was rushing to save his wife, so he traveled to 500 years ago for no reason, and it was still broad daylight, so he couldn't even go back through it. Now he was in big trouble.
"Yes, what happened to this child 500 years ago?"
Chunsanniang looked at Zhizunbao and the child curiously.
"This little guy is so cute, so chubby..." Zixia, who was standing quietly beside Pan Haodong, couldn't help but stepped forward and pinched the chubby cheek of little Tang Monk.
"Wow...wow..."
The little guy was probably hungry, and after being pinched, he cried out loudly.
"Take it easy."
Supreme Treasure was dissatisfied.
"Why are you so fierce? I didn't use any force. He is probably hungry."
What Zixia said was right, she really didn't use much force, it was impossible to pinch little Tang Seng, Zhizunbao blamed herself indiscriminately, which made her very dissatisfied.
The two people who were supposed to have feelings had a small conflict like this.
Zhizunbao thinks Zixia's hands are insignificant, Zixia thinks Zhizunbao is arrogant and unreasonable, and even the little Tang monk is not cute anymore.
"Zhizunbao, your child must be hungry. There is a market twenty miles away. I will take you there to buy some goat milk, and then help you find an inn to stay."
Although Zhizunbao and Zixia have a small conflict as soon as they meet, in the original plot, these two are a couple. As an outsider, Pan Haodong does not want Zhizunbao and Zixia to have too much contact, in case someone in the Buddhist sect secretly plays tricks , If you don't do it yourself, you will be hated by Supreme Treasure.
Although after doing this, Buddhism and Supreme Treasure will be destroyed, and a heavy price will be paid.
But it can't change the fact.
Therefore, let Supreme Treasure go far away.
Pan Haodong is very relieved of Zixia, after all, she is a wife who has been certified by the system. The problem is that Qingxia, who shares her body with Zixia, has not yet successfully captured her.
Must be on guard.
On the way to the market.
Supreme Treasure suddenly said: "Brother Pan, you can go to the market to buy goat milk, but you don't need to settle down. I have to hurry back. When the full moon comes, I will use the Moonlight Treasure Box to shuttle back to save my wife."
"Do you have to go back to Pansi Cave?" Pan Haodong frowned.
"Yes."
After a pause, Supreme Treasure explained: "I used the Moonlight Treasure Box to shuttle back outside the Pansi Cave. If I use the Moonlight Treasure Box to return to the original location, the probability of shuttle back will be higher."
"That's okay, but you can only set up a tent outside, because Zixia and I have not long been married and are in the stage of being very close to each other. If you, an outsider, live in, it will hinder both of us."
"I see……"
Supreme Treasure smiled obscenely.
……
bazaar.
Drifting Monk and Zhu Bajie hid behind a pork shop, looked at Zhizunbao and Pan Haodong who were buying goat milk in front of them, and said furtively: "Now the big brother has changed, and he is buying goat milk with someone he has never seen before. There is still a child in my hand, do you want to eat steamed dolls with goat milk?"
Zhu Bajie calmly said: "Master even wants to eat a monkey, so what does it matter if it eats a human child?"
Drifting looked serious: "Let's follow them closely, and don't startle them."
While putting his head on the pork shop as a disguise, Zhu Bajie said: "In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little bit higher than the big brother, but now there is an extra earner, he is probably a little bit higher than me."
Drifting reminded: "I am here!"
Zhu Bajie gave him a blank look, and said angrily, "It's because of your burden that their strength is a little bit higher than ours."
"Cut this pig's head in half. Thank you!"
When the two brothers were discussing how to save the master, a young woman who came to buy goods with a basket walked to the pork shop and pointed to Zhu Bajie's head and said.
"..."
Zhu Bajie twitched the corners of his mouth, walked out of the butcher's shop angrily, opened his mouth and bit the woman's finger, threateningly said: "The pig's head is not for sale, do you want a pig's whip?"
"Ah~~" The young woman screamed and ran away in fright.
The passers-by who came and went didn't show much, and they were obviously used to it. Monsters in this area often enter the market to buy some items. Monsters like Zhu Bajie can be encountered every now and then, so it's nothing unusual.
After all, Moyun Cave in Jilei Mountain is nearby, which is the base camp of monsters!
"Second Senior Brother, they seem to have discovered us."
Drifting suddenly bumped Zhu Bajie with his elbow, and carefully looked at Zhizunbao and Pan Haodong who were coming towards him. Pan Haodong behaved very normally, but Zhizunbao was very excited to see them.
"Blind man, why are you here?"
"Hahaha...it's great to see you."
Supreme Treasure held the child in one hand, walked up to Drifting with excitement on his face, gave him a full hug, then noticed Drifting's eyes, and said in surprise: "Hey, why are your father's eyes so good? Can any doctor help you?" Treated? Tell me the address quickly, in case my child accidentally gets sick in the future, I can go and ask the doctor..."
"Wait~~"
Drifting interrupted: "Brother, what nonsense are you talking about? When have I ever been blind? And... this child, is it really your child? Which monster did you have birth with?"
Zhu Bajie looked at it carefully for a while, and said, "Why do we feel that this child is a bit like Master?"
"No way, let me take a look." Drifting's heart tightened, and he quickly looked over.
It's okay if you don't look at it, the more you look at it, the more it looks like it.
After only a few days of effort, how could the master be eaten?
The master was reincarnated as the child of the elder brother?
How could this be?
It's messed up, it's all messed up!
(End of this chapter)
The words are divided into two parts.
Pan Haodong was sent 500 years ago by the Bodhi ancestor to start a happy life with Zixia in the daytime and his sister Qingxia at night. However, the Supreme Treasure sent by the Bodhi ancestor one day ago inevitably fell into the misery preset by Buddhism. in the play.
Without interference from outside saints, the Bodhi Patriarch pretending to be the Spring Thirty Mother, easily completed the copy of "Moonlight Treasure Box". .
But the ending is quite satisfactory.
After Bai Jingjing gave birth to a child, she misunderstood that Zhizunbao and her senior sister had hooked up to commit adultery, and wiped her neck to commit suicide in frustration; in order to save her beloved wife, Zhizunbao used the moonlight treasure box she got by accident, and after several twists and turns, took the child back to 500 years ago.
Location: Pansi Cave.
When Pan Haodong looked at Supreme Treasure who was holding a child and flashed in front of him with a flash of white light, his face was a little confused, why did he have more children?
"Brother Pan, why are you here?" Zhizunbao said blankly.
"Pansidong is my current residence. You suddenly appeared in front of me with a child in your arms. Shouldn't I be the one asking you?"
Pan Haodong was a little confused about the plot. In the original plot, Supreme Treasure should have come alone.
What happened to the child in front of me?
"What is your residence? Pansidong is obviously the cave of my wife Jingjing and Chunsanniang." Zhizunbao said impatiently: "Brother Pan, stop making trouble, tell me quickly, you put my wife and Chunsanniang together." Where did Thirty Niang hide?"
Pan Haodong's eyes widened, his face full of innocence: "Don't talk nonsense, why should I hide your wife!"
When Chunsanniang heard the movement, she came over and exclaimed, "Zhizunbao, why did you come here 500 years ago, where is my junior sister?"
"500 years ago?"
Supreme Treasure heard the words and made a very exaggerated expression.
The whole person is not well.
He was rushing to save his wife, so he traveled to 500 years ago for no reason, and it was still broad daylight, so he couldn't even go back through it. Now he was in big trouble.
"Yes, what happened to this child 500 years ago?"
Chunsanniang looked at Zhizunbao and the child curiously.
"This little guy is so cute, so chubby..." Zixia, who was standing quietly beside Pan Haodong, couldn't help but stepped forward and pinched the chubby cheek of little Tang Monk.
"Wow...wow..."
The little guy was probably hungry, and after being pinched, he cried out loudly.
"Take it easy."
Supreme Treasure was dissatisfied.
"Why are you so fierce? I didn't use any force. He is probably hungry."
What Zixia said was right, she really didn't use much force, it was impossible to pinch little Tang Seng, Zhizunbao blamed herself indiscriminately, which made her very dissatisfied.
The two people who were supposed to have feelings had a small conflict like this.
Zhizunbao thinks Zixia's hands are insignificant, Zixia thinks Zhizunbao is arrogant and unreasonable, and even the little Tang monk is not cute anymore.
"Zhizunbao, your child must be hungry. There is a market twenty miles away. I will take you there to buy some goat milk, and then help you find an inn to stay."
Although Zhizunbao and Zixia have a small conflict as soon as they meet, in the original plot, these two are a couple. As an outsider, Pan Haodong does not want Zhizunbao and Zixia to have too much contact, in case someone in the Buddhist sect secretly plays tricks , If you don't do it yourself, you will be hated by Supreme Treasure.
Although after doing this, Buddhism and Supreme Treasure will be destroyed, and a heavy price will be paid.
But it can't change the fact.
Therefore, let Supreme Treasure go far away.
Pan Haodong is very relieved of Zixia, after all, she is a wife who has been certified by the system. The problem is that Qingxia, who shares her body with Zixia, has not yet successfully captured her.
Must be on guard.
On the way to the market.
Supreme Treasure suddenly said: "Brother Pan, you can go to the market to buy goat milk, but you don't need to settle down. I have to hurry back. When the full moon comes, I will use the Moonlight Treasure Box to shuttle back to save my wife."
"Do you have to go back to Pansi Cave?" Pan Haodong frowned.
"Yes."
After a pause, Supreme Treasure explained: "I used the Moonlight Treasure Box to shuttle back outside the Pansi Cave. If I use the Moonlight Treasure Box to return to the original location, the probability of shuttle back will be higher."
"That's okay, but you can only set up a tent outside, because Zixia and I have not long been married and are in the stage of being very close to each other. If you, an outsider, live in, it will hinder both of us."
"I see……"
Supreme Treasure smiled obscenely.
……
bazaar.
Drifting Monk and Zhu Bajie hid behind a pork shop, looked at Zhizunbao and Pan Haodong who were buying goat milk in front of them, and said furtively: "Now the big brother has changed, and he is buying goat milk with someone he has never seen before. There is still a child in my hand, do you want to eat steamed dolls with goat milk?"
Zhu Bajie calmly said: "Master even wants to eat a monkey, so what does it matter if it eats a human child?"
Drifting looked serious: "Let's follow them closely, and don't startle them."
While putting his head on the pork shop as a disguise, Zhu Bajie said: "In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little bit higher than the big brother, but now there is an extra earner, he is probably a little bit higher than me."
Drifting reminded: "I am here!"
Zhu Bajie gave him a blank look, and said angrily, "It's because of your burden that their strength is a little bit higher than ours."
"Cut this pig's head in half. Thank you!"
When the two brothers were discussing how to save the master, a young woman who came to buy goods with a basket walked to the pork shop and pointed to Zhu Bajie's head and said.
"..."
Zhu Bajie twitched the corners of his mouth, walked out of the butcher's shop angrily, opened his mouth and bit the woman's finger, threateningly said: "The pig's head is not for sale, do you want a pig's whip?"
"Ah~~" The young woman screamed and ran away in fright.
The passers-by who came and went didn't show much, and they were obviously used to it. Monsters in this area often enter the market to buy some items. Monsters like Zhu Bajie can be encountered every now and then, so it's nothing unusual.
After all, Moyun Cave in Jilei Mountain is nearby, which is the base camp of monsters!
"Second Senior Brother, they seem to have discovered us."
Drifting suddenly bumped Zhu Bajie with his elbow, and carefully looked at Zhizunbao and Pan Haodong who were coming towards him. Pan Haodong behaved very normally, but Zhizunbao was very excited to see them.
"Blind man, why are you here?"
"Hahaha...it's great to see you."
Supreme Treasure held the child in one hand, walked up to Drifting with excitement on his face, gave him a full hug, then noticed Drifting's eyes, and said in surprise: "Hey, why are your father's eyes so good? Can any doctor help you?" Treated? Tell me the address quickly, in case my child accidentally gets sick in the future, I can go and ask the doctor..."
"Wait~~"
Drifting interrupted: "Brother, what nonsense are you talking about? When have I ever been blind? And... this child, is it really your child? Which monster did you have birth with?"
Zhu Bajie looked at it carefully for a while, and said, "Why do we feel that this child is a bit like Master?"
"No way, let me take a look." Drifting's heart tightened, and he quickly looked over.
It's okay if you don't look at it, the more you look at it, the more it looks like it.
After only a few days of effort, how could the master be eaten?
The master was reincarnated as the child of the elder brother?
How could this be?
It's messed up, it's all messed up!
(End of this chapter)
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