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Chapter 1133 Elder Tang, you are kidding me!
Chapter 1133 Elder Tang, you are kidding me!
"Master has turned into a child, so we will have to wait for more than ten or twenty years if we continue to learn Buddhist scriptures from the West?" Zhu Bajie didn't have the patience to wait, and he said with a heart full of disappointment: "Forget it, let's break up! Master They're all dead, take the fart of Xijing, I want to go back to Gao Laozhuang, don't stop me."
Drifting said: "Second senior brother, we didn't stop him."
"..."
Zhu Bajie was silent.
Learning scriptures from the Western Paradise is a great merit, if not forced, I am not willing to give up.
He also screamed fiercely, and if he really wanted to break up and divide the luggage, he would be the first to retreat.
"Blind man, why do you call this pig-headed second senior brother, and also call me senior senior brother? What's going on? I'm a little confused."
Supreme Treasure didn't realize it at this time, the Drifting Monk in front of him was not the blind man with the axe, because the two were exactly the same in appearance except for their eyes.
"Elder brother, please stop pretending to be confused."
Drifting sighed, and said, "Tell me quickly, who is this child? Don't really be our master, if that's the case, you won't be able to obtain the scriptures."
"What is our master, this is the baby born to me and my wife."
After Zhizunbao finished speaking, Zhu Bajie and Drifting stared wide-eyed.
"What?" ×2
"Is it really your child?" ×2
Supreme Treasure: "..."
Stunned for a while.
Supreme Treasure turned around and teased Pan Haodong, and hurriedly said: "Hurry up, hurry up, these two people are idiots, they don't understand human speech."
Pan Haodong said as he walked, "What if they are really your juniors?"
Supreme Treasure shook his head repeatedly and denied: "It's completely impossible. I don't know if I have ever been a disciple or if I have any brothers? Let's go!"
"Second Senior Brother, Eldest Senior Brother is gone, should we follow?"
Seeing the two people walking away, Drifting was hesitant to follow up, and the direction of the matter became complicated, and it was difficult for him to make the right decision with his brain capacity.
Zhu Bajie thought for a while, and said: "There are gossips outside. In order to marry the younger sister of the Bull Demon King, the senior brother specially captured the master as a congratulatory gift. Now that the master has turned into a baby, it may be caused by the senior brother's magic power. After all, the baby The meat needs to be tender..."
Drifting interrupted: "How do you know? Have you eaten?"
Zhu Bajie looked back at Monk Sha, and said speechlessly, "I don't. Don't talk nonsense. When it comes to cannibalism, you used to eat a lot."
"I was full of resentment at that time, I didn't know what I did, how can I remember these things..." Drifting did do a lot of cannibalism when he stayed in Liushahe before, but it was different then and now, At that time, he was punished all day long, his heart was pierced by thousands of swords, his heart was full of hostility, and he was about to become a demon.
I can't remember who I ate and what I did at that time.
"Don't talk about this yet, let's go to Jilei Mountain to find out."
Zhu Bajie's mind was a little confused, he was hearing gossip on the one hand, and seeing it with his own eyes on the other, so he couldn't tell who was who.
You can only think of ways to use your brain to connect what you hear and see.
It is said in the Tao that the big brother wants to capture Tang Seng as a dowry gift to the Bull Demon King and marry Niu Xiangxiang, but the master is so big, with rough skin and thick flesh, it must be very bad, so the monkey spends some energy and asks someone to turn the master into a child. The probability of sending it back is not small.
Monsters all know that children's meat is the most tender.
Just one thing, Zhu Bajie still can't figure it out, the strength of the elder brother who has become human has dropped so much that even he is fully sure to kill the elder brother with one hand.
Weird!
……
Wire hole.
Pan Haodong took some time to help Zhizunbao set up the tent, then went back to the cave and closed the stone gate, and played games with Zixia that were not suitable for children.
Spring Thirty Niang stood guard outside the stone room to prevent Zhizunbao from breaking in and disturbing the young master and young lady. She was forced to listen to the corner of the wall all afternoon, her fair face was covered with red clouds, and she was extremely attractive.
That night.
The moonlight was dim, holding Zhizunbao, the child's milk baby, with a lot of thoughts.
If there is no full moon, the Moonlight Treasure Box cannot be used, and if you can’t use it, you can’t go back to save the wife. Without the wife, the child will have no milk. He is a big man, and he doesn’t know if he can raise the child.
Hey, sad people!
Thinking about it, Zhizunbao fell asleep.
He had a very strange dream, in which he saw Guanyin Bodhisattva chasing and killing Monkey King, and said that Monkey King was going to kill Tang Seng and marry the sister of the Bull Demon King...
During the fight, Tang Seng's babbling and annoying words were interspersed, which made the Bodhisattva want to strangle him to death.
But the result was unexpected.
Tang Seng, who was almost strangled to death by Monkey King and the Bodhisattva, sacrificed his life for righteousness in order to save his disciples, and exchanged one life for another in exchange for Monkey King's rebirth.
When Zhizunbao woke up from his dream, it was already sunny. He opened his eyes in a daze and saw a familiar old face. He suddenly woke up and said: "Tang Sanzang, aren't you dead?"
"I died, but I was born again. Now... I am your child! Father Wukong!"
Tang Seng said with a smile, he was still wearing baby clothes, which were the clothes that Zhizunbao bought for his children when he went to the market yesterday.
The weird scene in front of him made Supreme Treasure dumbfounded.
after a few seconds.
Supreme Treasure suddenly turned over, rode on Tang Seng's body, pinched his neck with both hands, and said angrily, "Bastard, where did you hide my child? Say it! Don't say it, I will strangle you to death!"
"Cough cough~~~"
Tang Seng kept coughing, and the Supreme Treasure subconsciously regained some strength.
Tang Seng, who was respite, looked aggrieved: "Father Wukong, I am really your child! If you don't like me calling you that, I can continue to call you Wukong, as long as you don't think I am treasonous."
"you you you……"
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to care about you."
The roots of Zhizun Baoqi's teeth itch.
Simply ignoring Tang Seng, he got up and looked for his child.
Not in the tent, not outside the tent.
Therefore, Supreme Treasure hurried to the entrance of Pansi Cave and slammed on the stone gate frantically.
"Brother Pan, Brother Pan..."
"Spring Thirty Mother..."
"Fairy Zixia..."
Open Sesame!
Chun Sansanniang shouted, and the stone door fell down, crushing the Supreme Treasure into pieces.
Tang Seng, who was reincarnated as the child of Supreme Treasure, stepped forward to push open the stone gate, and restored Wukong's father who was almost crushed to death.
"who are you?"
Chun Sanniang asked.
"Auntie, I am the child of Supreme Treasure, yesterday you hugged me and grabbed my little Jiji!"
Tang Seng's words made Chun Sanniang dumbfounded.
Not just her.
There are also Pan Haodong and Fairy Zixia who walked out of the cave hand in hand.
"No way, you are the child of Supreme Treasure?"
Pan Haodong said in surprise.
Last night I was busy talking with Qingxia, trying to attack her, and didn't pay attention to what was going on outside, so I was a little confused and didn't understand the situation.
"Yes!"
Tang Seng said solemnly: "I just grow up faster. I don't know what happened. I grew up overnight. I thought it would take three to five days to grow up!"
Three or five days to grow up?
Let me go, what is the difference between this and growing up overnight?
Not at all okay?
Elder Tang, are you kidding me?
(End of this chapter)
"Master has turned into a child, so we will have to wait for more than ten or twenty years if we continue to learn Buddhist scriptures from the West?" Zhu Bajie didn't have the patience to wait, and he said with a heart full of disappointment: "Forget it, let's break up! Master They're all dead, take the fart of Xijing, I want to go back to Gao Laozhuang, don't stop me."
Drifting said: "Second senior brother, we didn't stop him."
"..."
Zhu Bajie was silent.
Learning scriptures from the Western Paradise is a great merit, if not forced, I am not willing to give up.
He also screamed fiercely, and if he really wanted to break up and divide the luggage, he would be the first to retreat.
"Blind man, why do you call this pig-headed second senior brother, and also call me senior senior brother? What's going on? I'm a little confused."
Supreme Treasure didn't realize it at this time, the Drifting Monk in front of him was not the blind man with the axe, because the two were exactly the same in appearance except for their eyes.
"Elder brother, please stop pretending to be confused."
Drifting sighed, and said, "Tell me quickly, who is this child? Don't really be our master, if that's the case, you won't be able to obtain the scriptures."
"What is our master, this is the baby born to me and my wife."
After Zhizunbao finished speaking, Zhu Bajie and Drifting stared wide-eyed.
"What?" ×2
"Is it really your child?" ×2
Supreme Treasure: "..."
Stunned for a while.
Supreme Treasure turned around and teased Pan Haodong, and hurriedly said: "Hurry up, hurry up, these two people are idiots, they don't understand human speech."
Pan Haodong said as he walked, "What if they are really your juniors?"
Supreme Treasure shook his head repeatedly and denied: "It's completely impossible. I don't know if I have ever been a disciple or if I have any brothers? Let's go!"
"Second Senior Brother, Eldest Senior Brother is gone, should we follow?"
Seeing the two people walking away, Drifting was hesitant to follow up, and the direction of the matter became complicated, and it was difficult for him to make the right decision with his brain capacity.
Zhu Bajie thought for a while, and said: "There are gossips outside. In order to marry the younger sister of the Bull Demon King, the senior brother specially captured the master as a congratulatory gift. Now that the master has turned into a baby, it may be caused by the senior brother's magic power. After all, the baby The meat needs to be tender..."
Drifting interrupted: "How do you know? Have you eaten?"
Zhu Bajie looked back at Monk Sha, and said speechlessly, "I don't. Don't talk nonsense. When it comes to cannibalism, you used to eat a lot."
"I was full of resentment at that time, I didn't know what I did, how can I remember these things..." Drifting did do a lot of cannibalism when he stayed in Liushahe before, but it was different then and now, At that time, he was punished all day long, his heart was pierced by thousands of swords, his heart was full of hostility, and he was about to become a demon.
I can't remember who I ate and what I did at that time.
"Don't talk about this yet, let's go to Jilei Mountain to find out."
Zhu Bajie's mind was a little confused, he was hearing gossip on the one hand, and seeing it with his own eyes on the other, so he couldn't tell who was who.
You can only think of ways to use your brain to connect what you hear and see.
It is said in the Tao that the big brother wants to capture Tang Seng as a dowry gift to the Bull Demon King and marry Niu Xiangxiang, but the master is so big, with rough skin and thick flesh, it must be very bad, so the monkey spends some energy and asks someone to turn the master into a child. The probability of sending it back is not small.
Monsters all know that children's meat is the most tender.
Just one thing, Zhu Bajie still can't figure it out, the strength of the elder brother who has become human has dropped so much that even he is fully sure to kill the elder brother with one hand.
Weird!
……
Wire hole.
Pan Haodong took some time to help Zhizunbao set up the tent, then went back to the cave and closed the stone gate, and played games with Zixia that were not suitable for children.
Spring Thirty Niang stood guard outside the stone room to prevent Zhizunbao from breaking in and disturbing the young master and young lady. She was forced to listen to the corner of the wall all afternoon, her fair face was covered with red clouds, and she was extremely attractive.
That night.
The moonlight was dim, holding Zhizunbao, the child's milk baby, with a lot of thoughts.
If there is no full moon, the Moonlight Treasure Box cannot be used, and if you can’t use it, you can’t go back to save the wife. Without the wife, the child will have no milk. He is a big man, and he doesn’t know if he can raise the child.
Hey, sad people!
Thinking about it, Zhizunbao fell asleep.
He had a very strange dream, in which he saw Guanyin Bodhisattva chasing and killing Monkey King, and said that Monkey King was going to kill Tang Seng and marry the sister of the Bull Demon King...
During the fight, Tang Seng's babbling and annoying words were interspersed, which made the Bodhisattva want to strangle him to death.
But the result was unexpected.
Tang Seng, who was almost strangled to death by Monkey King and the Bodhisattva, sacrificed his life for righteousness in order to save his disciples, and exchanged one life for another in exchange for Monkey King's rebirth.
When Zhizunbao woke up from his dream, it was already sunny. He opened his eyes in a daze and saw a familiar old face. He suddenly woke up and said: "Tang Sanzang, aren't you dead?"
"I died, but I was born again. Now... I am your child! Father Wukong!"
Tang Seng said with a smile, he was still wearing baby clothes, which were the clothes that Zhizunbao bought for his children when he went to the market yesterday.
The weird scene in front of him made Supreme Treasure dumbfounded.
after a few seconds.
Supreme Treasure suddenly turned over, rode on Tang Seng's body, pinched his neck with both hands, and said angrily, "Bastard, where did you hide my child? Say it! Don't say it, I will strangle you to death!"
"Cough cough~~~"
Tang Seng kept coughing, and the Supreme Treasure subconsciously regained some strength.
Tang Seng, who was respite, looked aggrieved: "Father Wukong, I am really your child! If you don't like me calling you that, I can continue to call you Wukong, as long as you don't think I am treasonous."
"you you you……"
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to care about you."
The roots of Zhizun Baoqi's teeth itch.
Simply ignoring Tang Seng, he got up and looked for his child.
Not in the tent, not outside the tent.
Therefore, Supreme Treasure hurried to the entrance of Pansi Cave and slammed on the stone gate frantically.
"Brother Pan, Brother Pan..."
"Spring Thirty Mother..."
"Fairy Zixia..."
Open Sesame!
Chun Sansanniang shouted, and the stone door fell down, crushing the Supreme Treasure into pieces.
Tang Seng, who was reincarnated as the child of Supreme Treasure, stepped forward to push open the stone gate, and restored Wukong's father who was almost crushed to death.
"who are you?"
Chun Sanniang asked.
"Auntie, I am the child of Supreme Treasure, yesterday you hugged me and grabbed my little Jiji!"
Tang Seng's words made Chun Sanniang dumbfounded.
Not just her.
There are also Pan Haodong and Fairy Zixia who walked out of the cave hand in hand.
"No way, you are the child of Supreme Treasure?"
Pan Haodong said in surprise.
Last night I was busy talking with Qingxia, trying to attack her, and didn't pay attention to what was going on outside, so I was a little confused and didn't understand the situation.
"Yes!"
Tang Seng said solemnly: "I just grow up faster. I don't know what happened. I grew up overnight. I thought it would take three to five days to grow up!"
Three or five days to grow up?
Let me go, what is the difference between this and growing up overnight?
Not at all okay?
Elder Tang, are you kidding me?
(End of this chapter)
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