my relatives are a bit much
Chapter 1131 Kicked out of the bridal chamber
Chapter 1131 Kicked out of the bridal chamber
"I don't care who you are, get up quickly, or I'll cut you in half with one knife." Qingxia felt very uncomfortable, being hugged by a man, and... this is ridiculous.
She never thought such a day would come.
Zixia, a stinky and shameless woman, went so far as to marry someone else without asking herself, she was so angry that her lungs were going to explode.
"..."
Mr. Pan looked dull.
Now it's not a question of whether or not the arrow is on the string, but how can the arrow be retracted at this time?
but……
Looking at Qingxia who was full of anger, he could only sigh slightly, and took the arrow back.
After some tidying up.
Qingxia put on Zixia's wedding dress and stared at Pan Haodong fiercely.
She was angry.
But her innocence was ruined, but she couldn't blame the other party.
Because the extremely handsome man in front of her was her sister's crush. The two had already gone to court to get married, and what happened next was completely a matter of course.
The problem now is that she and her sister share the same body, and if a brother-in-law has sex with his sister, it is tantamount to having sex with her.
This is an inextricable knot!
"That bitch!"
Qingxia gritted her teeth.
"Qingxia, although you are Zixia's older sister, she is my wife now. I won't agree to you scolding her like this, but it's the first time."
Without waiting for Qingxia's reply, Pan Xian continued: "The love between men and women is in harmony with the yin and yang of heaven and earth, which is the principle of the unity of heaven and man. Both men and women have the mutual fire of the heaven and earth's vitality. If the mutual fire transforms more yang qi, the man will be a man. , if there is more Yin Qi in the phase of fire, then it will be a woman, a man or a woman..."
"Okay, stop talking here."
Qingxia waved her hand and interrupted: "It has become an established fact that my sister will marry you. Although I want to kill you to vent my anger, I can feel that I am not your opponent, so I won't be embarrassed. But there are some things, we It must be made clear that you are only my sister's husband, not mine, so you can't touch this body at night."
Pan Haodong raised his eyebrows and said, "What about during the day?"
"I can't control it during the day."
Qingxia glared at the other party angrily. Of course she didn't want a man to touch her, but her body was not only hers, but also her sister's.
During the day, when her younger sister was in control of her body, she had no way of controlling what happened to the couple.
But at night, she would never allow a smelly man to touch her.
"Although your request is not very reasonable, I can agree to special treatment for special circumstances." Pan Haodong has no habit of coercing women, and Qingxia is unwilling, just as she wishes.
Anyway, Zixia will come back during the day.
When the time comes, hehehe...
After living together for a while, he didn't believe that Qingxia's attitude would still be so firm.
So, there is nothing to talk about at this meeting.
After all, Qingxia is still angry.
Pan Haodong gave up the wedding room to Qingxia and walked out alone.
When there was only one person left in the room, Qingxia disguised herself as a hedgehog, curled up her legs, and thought deeply: "Although he is my sister's husband, my sister and I share the same body. I won't let him in at night." If he touches it, it won't help at all, if my sister has a relationship with him, it means that I have had a relationship with him."
"Zixia, you have hurt me!"
Qingxia scratched her hair in great annoyance.
She didn't know that when a certain person went to Wa Palace before, he could invite his newly recognized sister to create a body for him, and solve the problem of two sisters sharing a body from the root.
The reason for not doing this.
Naturally, it was because the two of them shared their bodies, which would allow Mr. Pan to better complete the task of identifying relatives.
Otherwise, creating a body for Qingxia will make the strategy much more difficult.
Have to say, someone is pretty bad.
……
"Master, why did you come out?"
Outside the stone room, Chun Sanniang, who had made a hammock out of spider silk, felt someone approaching, and suddenly opened her eyes, seeing that the person who came was her young master, her eyes showed a look of incomprehension.
"Zixia's sister kicked me out."
After a pause, Pan Haodong touched the spider silk hammock with his hand, and said, "Why is your spider silk not sticky?"
"How can you sleep if you are clingy?" Chun Sanniang replied angrily.
Although she is a spider spirit, she doesn't mind the sticky webs, but after being transformed, she is a human being. As long as she is not beaten into her original form by an expert, a monster like her is actually the same as a human being.
Chun San Niang has changed those habits before she took shape for hundreds of years.
"Then make me a hammock, too." Pan Haodong said with a smile.
Chun Sanniang subconsciously joked: "Master, my hammock is very big, why not squeeze it?"
"Aren't you afraid of getting pregnant?"
"Hee hee~~ If it's the young master's, I wish I could conceive more."
"Boom!"
Pan Haodong patted Xiachun Thirty Niang's forehead: "Go and make me a hammock."
"Master, it's not me who kicked you out, it's not me who kicked you out, so why are you angry at me!"
Chun Sanniang rubbed her forehead with a look of resentment.
As Zixia's big disciple.
It's impossible for her not to know that Master has an older sister, and they share the same body, so she was not surprised to hear that the young master was kicked out by Qingxia just now.
Pan Haodong lay down directly on Chunsanniang's hammock, and said as a matter of course: "You are my maid, I don't want to vent my anger on you, who will I vent my anger on? This hammock belongs to me."
"Just know that you bullied me!"
Chun Sanniang said resentful words, but she didn't care at all in her heart. Instead, she was very happy.
Because the young master slept in her hammock, it meant that he didn't treat himself as an outsider.
A hammock was set up next to her, and Chun Sanniang lay sideways on it, quietly looking at her young master, with a smile from the bottom of her mouth.
At around eight o'clock the next morning, Zixia hurriedly opened the stone gate and ran out of the wedding room.
Seeing that Xianggong was lying on the hammock in good health, he patted his chest and exhaled, "It's a good thing that Xianggong is fine, otherwise I will be a widow."
"My sister is really too much. She even kicked my husband out of the wedding room. Tonight, I must talk to her."
"Master, you are awake!"
Chun Sanniang opened her eyes and said in a daze.
Zixia turned her head to look at her, and said slowly: "I told you not to call me Master, and I never taught you. From now on, call me Young Madam."
"Okay, young lady." Chun Sanniang said helplessly.
"Go and cook, I'm hungry."
"Oh~~"
After leaving Chunsanniang, Zixia walked to the hammock and pinched the man's nose.
Suddenly, a hand was raised like lightning, holding Zixia's wrist, and then she threw herself down uncontrollably.
"Ms. sir, you scared me." Zixia, lying in the man's arms, said coquettishly.
"Hey~~" Pan Haodong smiled and said, "Lady, I saw your sister last night, guess what she said?"
Zixia curled her lips: "It must be shouting and shouting!"
Pan Haodong shook his head, smiled and said: "No, your sister is very self-aware, she knows that she is not my opponent, she just told me not to touch you."
Zixia dissatisfied: "We are husband and wife, why doesn't she let you touch?"
Pan Haodong rubbed Zixia's long hair, and comforted him: "Because you two share a body, and your body is hers at night, so she has the qualification..."
(End of this chapter)
"I don't care who you are, get up quickly, or I'll cut you in half with one knife." Qingxia felt very uncomfortable, being hugged by a man, and... this is ridiculous.
She never thought such a day would come.
Zixia, a stinky and shameless woman, went so far as to marry someone else without asking herself, she was so angry that her lungs were going to explode.
"..."
Mr. Pan looked dull.
Now it's not a question of whether or not the arrow is on the string, but how can the arrow be retracted at this time?
but……
Looking at Qingxia who was full of anger, he could only sigh slightly, and took the arrow back.
After some tidying up.
Qingxia put on Zixia's wedding dress and stared at Pan Haodong fiercely.
She was angry.
But her innocence was ruined, but she couldn't blame the other party.
Because the extremely handsome man in front of her was her sister's crush. The two had already gone to court to get married, and what happened next was completely a matter of course.
The problem now is that she and her sister share the same body, and if a brother-in-law has sex with his sister, it is tantamount to having sex with her.
This is an inextricable knot!
"That bitch!"
Qingxia gritted her teeth.
"Qingxia, although you are Zixia's older sister, she is my wife now. I won't agree to you scolding her like this, but it's the first time."
Without waiting for Qingxia's reply, Pan Xian continued: "The love between men and women is in harmony with the yin and yang of heaven and earth, which is the principle of the unity of heaven and man. Both men and women have the mutual fire of the heaven and earth's vitality. If the mutual fire transforms more yang qi, the man will be a man. , if there is more Yin Qi in the phase of fire, then it will be a woman, a man or a woman..."
"Okay, stop talking here."
Qingxia waved her hand and interrupted: "It has become an established fact that my sister will marry you. Although I want to kill you to vent my anger, I can feel that I am not your opponent, so I won't be embarrassed. But there are some things, we It must be made clear that you are only my sister's husband, not mine, so you can't touch this body at night."
Pan Haodong raised his eyebrows and said, "What about during the day?"
"I can't control it during the day."
Qingxia glared at the other party angrily. Of course she didn't want a man to touch her, but her body was not only hers, but also her sister's.
During the day, when her younger sister was in control of her body, she had no way of controlling what happened to the couple.
But at night, she would never allow a smelly man to touch her.
"Although your request is not very reasonable, I can agree to special treatment for special circumstances." Pan Haodong has no habit of coercing women, and Qingxia is unwilling, just as she wishes.
Anyway, Zixia will come back during the day.
When the time comes, hehehe...
After living together for a while, he didn't believe that Qingxia's attitude would still be so firm.
So, there is nothing to talk about at this meeting.
After all, Qingxia is still angry.
Pan Haodong gave up the wedding room to Qingxia and walked out alone.
When there was only one person left in the room, Qingxia disguised herself as a hedgehog, curled up her legs, and thought deeply: "Although he is my sister's husband, my sister and I share the same body. I won't let him in at night." If he touches it, it won't help at all, if my sister has a relationship with him, it means that I have had a relationship with him."
"Zixia, you have hurt me!"
Qingxia scratched her hair in great annoyance.
She didn't know that when a certain person went to Wa Palace before, he could invite his newly recognized sister to create a body for him, and solve the problem of two sisters sharing a body from the root.
The reason for not doing this.
Naturally, it was because the two of them shared their bodies, which would allow Mr. Pan to better complete the task of identifying relatives.
Otherwise, creating a body for Qingxia will make the strategy much more difficult.
Have to say, someone is pretty bad.
……
"Master, why did you come out?"
Outside the stone room, Chun Sanniang, who had made a hammock out of spider silk, felt someone approaching, and suddenly opened her eyes, seeing that the person who came was her young master, her eyes showed a look of incomprehension.
"Zixia's sister kicked me out."
After a pause, Pan Haodong touched the spider silk hammock with his hand, and said, "Why is your spider silk not sticky?"
"How can you sleep if you are clingy?" Chun Sanniang replied angrily.
Although she is a spider spirit, she doesn't mind the sticky webs, but after being transformed, she is a human being. As long as she is not beaten into her original form by an expert, a monster like her is actually the same as a human being.
Chun San Niang has changed those habits before she took shape for hundreds of years.
"Then make me a hammock, too." Pan Haodong said with a smile.
Chun Sanniang subconsciously joked: "Master, my hammock is very big, why not squeeze it?"
"Aren't you afraid of getting pregnant?"
"Hee hee~~ If it's the young master's, I wish I could conceive more."
"Boom!"
Pan Haodong patted Xiachun Thirty Niang's forehead: "Go and make me a hammock."
"Master, it's not me who kicked you out, it's not me who kicked you out, so why are you angry at me!"
Chun Sanniang rubbed her forehead with a look of resentment.
As Zixia's big disciple.
It's impossible for her not to know that Master has an older sister, and they share the same body, so she was not surprised to hear that the young master was kicked out by Qingxia just now.
Pan Haodong lay down directly on Chunsanniang's hammock, and said as a matter of course: "You are my maid, I don't want to vent my anger on you, who will I vent my anger on? This hammock belongs to me."
"Just know that you bullied me!"
Chun Sanniang said resentful words, but she didn't care at all in her heart. Instead, she was very happy.
Because the young master slept in her hammock, it meant that he didn't treat himself as an outsider.
A hammock was set up next to her, and Chun Sanniang lay sideways on it, quietly looking at her young master, with a smile from the bottom of her mouth.
At around eight o'clock the next morning, Zixia hurriedly opened the stone gate and ran out of the wedding room.
Seeing that Xianggong was lying on the hammock in good health, he patted his chest and exhaled, "It's a good thing that Xianggong is fine, otherwise I will be a widow."
"My sister is really too much. She even kicked my husband out of the wedding room. Tonight, I must talk to her."
"Master, you are awake!"
Chun Sanniang opened her eyes and said in a daze.
Zixia turned her head to look at her, and said slowly: "I told you not to call me Master, and I never taught you. From now on, call me Young Madam."
"Okay, young lady." Chun Sanniang said helplessly.
"Go and cook, I'm hungry."
"Oh~~"
After leaving Chunsanniang, Zixia walked to the hammock and pinched the man's nose.
Suddenly, a hand was raised like lightning, holding Zixia's wrist, and then she threw herself down uncontrollably.
"Ms. sir, you scared me." Zixia, lying in the man's arms, said coquettishly.
"Hey~~" Pan Haodong smiled and said, "Lady, I saw your sister last night, guess what she said?"
Zixia curled her lips: "It must be shouting and shouting!"
Pan Haodong shook his head, smiled and said: "No, your sister is very self-aware, she knows that she is not my opponent, she just told me not to touch you."
Zixia dissatisfied: "We are husband and wife, why doesn't she let you touch?"
Pan Haodong rubbed Zixia's long hair, and comforted him: "Because you two share a body, and your body is hers at night, so she has the qualification..."
(End of this chapter)
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