Yin and Yang Taoist Code

"Alas~~~"

Looking at the mountains of dishes in front of him, and then at the Taoist priest across from him who was bruised and swollen but still acting calm and calm, Li Chuyi frowned and sighed repeatedly.

"Oh~~~~"

Listening to the plaintive lament, the corner of the eye glanced at the resentful eyes of the little fat man. The Taoist priest kept an elegant smile, pretended not to look, and continued to work on his work.

Seeing that the Taoist priest ignored him, Li Chuyi knew that he had lost face to the Taoist priest again. It was impossible to rely on his conscience, so he had to take the initiative.

"Master, how long will it take to wash so many bowls before we can pay for the meal?!"

"Haha, good disciple, there must be a road for the car to reach the mountain, and the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge. Don't worry, wash slowly, and it will be finished." The Taoist priest replied with a slight smile.

"But Master, the food is for the two of us. Why am I the only one washing the dishes and not you?"

"Nonsense!" The Taoist priest said with a straight face, "Who said you were the only one washing the dishes? Didn't you see that Master was also washing the dishes together?"

Glancing at the teacup in the Taoist's hand that had been wiped for half an hour, Li Chu had been thinking about putting a basin of dishwater on his head. But silently weighing the gap between the two, especially thinking of the Taoist priest's Taoist talisman that was both thunder and fire, he could only sigh helplessly, lowered his head and continued to work silently in the big basin.

Thinking back on his short life, Li Chuyi almost shed tears.

Li Chuyi is thirteen years old and has been traveling with Taoist priests since he can remember. Taoist priest Gu said that he was abandoned when he was still in his infancy. Fortunately, he met a Taoist priest passing by and was adopted by him. Because the Taoist priest's surname was Li, it was the first day of the first lunar month when he picked up Li Chuyi, so the Taoist priest named him Li Chuyi in an extremely irresponsible manner.

The Taoist priest never said his name. He only told Li Chuyi that his surname was Li and his Taoist name was Hongchen Taoist. Ju Daoren himself said that it was because his name was too loud in the world before and he was afraid that Li Chuyi would spill the beans and scare others so he didn't tell him.

The young and naive Li Chuyi believed this argument, but as he grew older, he clearly felt that the Taoist priest was avoiding something and looking for something at the same time. It's true that I'm afraid that I'll leak it, but it's definitely not because of the famous name. It's probably because I've offended too many people, and I'm afraid that my enemies will come to visit me.

Thinking further, Li Chuyi maliciously guessed that the Taoist priest probably spent all his time visiting brothels and messing with women and having too many enemies, so he did not dare to give his name for fear of being beaten to death.

You must know that Taoist priests almost always enter the "building". When they see a beautiful girl, they will get together to tell someone's fortune, no matter how much money is required. Li Chuyi feels that this guess is the truth, and secretly thinks in his heart The Taoist priest's Taoist name was changed to "Qinglou Taoist".

Although the Taoist priest was very lustful, his cultivation was unpredictable. No matter whether it was humans, monsters or ghosts, Li Chuyi had never seen anyone he couldn't defeat.

I remember once, on a whim, a Taoist priest took him to Shiwanda Mountain, insisting that the tiger demon king there chat with him to relieve his boredom. Li Chuyi didn't know what the tiger demon king's cultivation level was, but seeing that he could dominate a lot of mountains, he knew he was definitely not mediocre.

but......

Li Chuyi still remembers the tears of excitement in the eyes of the tiger demon king, who had a bruised nose, swollen face, skin and no hair, when he learned that they were leaving. He carried them all the way to the outside of the mountain, and only roared and cheered when they were about to disappear. .

Li Chuyi secretly looked at the Taoist priest, looking at his handsome face that had never looked old since he was young. Li Chuyi muttered in his heart countless times.

"This is not a human being, this is simply a monster! He is also trying to slay demons. Maybe the Taoist priest himself is a big monster!"

Although the Taoist priest often "bullied" him, the relationship between the two was very deep. Li Chuyi, who had been raised by him since childhood, felt like a teacher and father to him, and he admired the Taoist priest's superb cultivation from the bottom of his heart.

Li Chuyi, who has been carried around by Taoist priests all day long since he was sensible, has always had the biggest dream of flying through the sky and turning over clouds and rain like him. The Taoist priests also generously passed on to him a set of books called "Tao Canon". Let him practice his unique magical skills, but he must not tell anyone about it.

This set of "Tao Canon" has ten chapters in total, and each chapter contains a large section of obscure scriptures. When Li Chuyi first got it, he was confused and couldn't understand any of it. But instead of being discouraged, he was actually very happy.

Taoist priests have said that the more difficult something is to understand, the more valuable it is!

With the dream of flying into the sky, Li Chuyi plunged into this so-called peerless magical skill. He meditated hard and practiced hard day and night, but made little progress. Until now, let alone being able to fly, it was difficult for him to even throw a fire talisman.

Every time he thought about this, Li Chuyi felt as if he had been cheated. In the past, I saw other monks being able to wield flying swords at a young age. Some outstanding ones could even fly off the ground at low altitudes after practicing for more than ten or twenty years. Although the speed is not very fast, they can still fly, right?

Every time he saw others flying around in the sky, Li Chuyi's expression of envy turned into deep resentment.

"I said, Taoist priest, when will I be able to fly? The scriptures you taught me can't be false, right? How can I, a smart person like me, not be able to fly yet?"

"Hey, what's that look in your eyes? How can I deceive you as a teacher?" The Taoist priest looked dissatisfied, "How many times have I told you, my shots must be top-notch, and you are too stupid to practice slowly on your own, Yumu Your brain is not clear! Let me tell you, if you take out the things I teach you, let alone anything that can fly, even a great monk who can step into the void and move like me will break your head and steal it, do you believe it?"

Seeing the expression on the Taoist priest's face that said "It's because you're stupid" and "It's because you're ignorant", Li Chuyi sighed helplessly.

He believed that the Taoist priest would not lie to him, because after practicing the "Tao Canon", he could feel a similar aura in the Taoist priest. It was obvious that the Taoist priest also practiced this technique.

But his practice was indeed so slow that sometimes he wondered if he was really that stupid and mentally retarded.

But just thinking about it, Li Chuyi didn't believe that he was a fool. Dare I ask if a fool can secretly hide private money in the hands of a treacherous Taoist priest?

He has been wandering around with Taoist priests since he was a child. When the Taoist priests get up, they will take him to the deep mountains and old forests to chat with monsters or demon cultivators. Those who don't give him face will be killed directly, and those who don't give face will be killed if they are not happy. Sometimes they are too happy to chat. He will still be killed with one knife. After slaughtering, their meat will be beaten into teeth by two people as a sacrifice, and their skin and bones will be collected and returned to the city to pay back the money. The skin and bones of monster beasts are very valuable.

If he is not interested, the Taoist priest will take him around the streets to tell people's fortunes and give them names. Occasionally, they can also pick up a few big items to ward off demons, exorcise evil spirits and ward off evil spirits, and earn a lot of money. If they had saved up, they would both be able to buy more than a hundred acres of land next to a county town and become wealthy men.

However, as luck would have it, even though a lot of money was passed on, nothing was left behind.

Why?

Because of the unique hobby of "brothel Taoist" who "must enter every brothel"!

Almost as long as there is some money in hand, except for room and food expenses, the rest will be used by Taoist priests to "save" the "female benefactor" with a tragic life experience in the brothel. When he was young, Li Chuyi didn't understand. When he grew up and understood what was going on, as soon as he had some silver in his hand, he would think of ways to hide it in case of emergency.

Being "trained" like this since he was a child, Li Chuyi has developed a unique skill of hiding things. Sometimes he can't even find things when he hides them, let alone Taoist priests.

This time, he was smart and secretly sewed a secret pocket in his crotch early. He even stuffed a lot of cotton into it to insulate it from sound. Two banknotes and a handful of broken silver lay quietly inside, adding up to nearly Twenty taels is enough to pay for this meal.

Although his thighs were bruised and painful, there was nothing unusual about his face, and his walking posture was extremely normal. There was no trace of the fact that he had stuffed a large amount of broken silver into his loose crotch.

He couldn't let the Taoist see it. If there is anything strange, the Taoist priest will definitely notice it, and then the life-saving money he left will be snatched away by him again.

The Taoist priests told him since he was a child to "keep your talents low, keep a low profile" and "keep a secret in everything". Li Chuyi kept the instructions in mind and tried his best to pick out every little bit he could from the Taoist priests' hands, and saved them as life-saving money in case of emergency. When needed.

And this time, if Li Chuyi can solve the problem by washing dishes and paying off debts, of course, Li Chuyi will not take out the money.

Washing the dishes and exercising, I also gave a small lesson to the Taoist priest who had "transcended" Chao and lost all his money. Anyway, I can't beat him, I can't scold him, and I'm not as thick-skinned as him, so I can only use this method to retaliate.

However, since I wash all the dishes myself, I still seem to be at a disadvantage.

"Alas~~~"

The little fat man continued to sigh.

"Okay, don't sigh, I'm not dead yet, Master!" The Taoist glanced at the little fat man lightly, "You think Master doesn't know that you have no money? Do you think the banknotes will be safe if you hide them in your crotch? Childish! "

The little fat man was startled. Hey, darling, you know this even if you hide it in your crotch?

Seeing the horrified look on the little fat man's face, the Taoist priest smiled coldly: "This time was not bad. I know that important things should be hidden in important places. I have made progress and deserve praise. But now that I know about it, I will remember it next time." It won’t be fun if you change the place.”

The little fat man's face suddenly became even more bitter. Where else to hide? The sticker bird has been discovered, where else can it be hidden? How did this Taoist priest find out? What a monster! Absolutely!

After feeling sorry for himself for a long time, the little fat man raised his head and asked: "Master, you know I still have some silver here, why are you pretending not to know, causing us to wash dishes here?"

The Taoist priest put down the nearly worn teacup in his hand, looked at the little fat man, smiled coldly, and said: "First, I like to see you trying to trick me but not doing so, with a disappointed look on your face, well, that's what you look like now. "

The little fat man's eyes were red.

abnormal!

"Second, it's best if you can pay off your debts by washing dishes. The money saved can be used by Master to go to Wanxiangzhai to save the female benefactor. It kills two birds with one stone."

The little fat man burst into tears.

rogue!

"Third, it's better to be a teacher as soon as possible. The boss here wants to ask for something from me, so I just go with the flow and eat his free food first, and then wash the dishes for him and do a 'painful scene', so that he can ask for something later. When you are with me, won’t you be given more money? Humph! Everything is under my control!” The Taoist priest’s face was filled with pride.

The little fat man was already on the verge of crying.

Can't live anymore!

"Master, can you figure out how long it will take for my bowl to be washed before the boss can ask for help from you?" If you can't trick the Taoist priest, then let's give in. The little fat man asked sweetly.

"Don't worry, it's quick. The boat will straighten up when it reaches the bridge!" The Taoist priest smiled slightly, picked up the nearly worn teacup, and continued to wipe it.

Knowing the virtues of a Taoist priest, Li Chuyi curled his lips and asked: "Master, you are so powerful, how about when will I be able to fly? I have been practicing with you for so many years, let alone flying, even jumping to a high point is difficult. , are the exercises you taught me fake?"

"Hmph, how many times have I told you, you are stupid and slow in cultivation, who are you going to blame?"

Glancing at him indifferently, the Taoist priest had an unfathomable look on his face: "You can't force yourself to fly. When you reach the realm, you can naturally fly to the sky and soar into the sky. You are a stupid bird, so you can't be in a hurry. Besides, the stupid bird flies first, and there is no way. How can you fly if someone lifts you?"

Seeing the Taoist priest's indifferent expression, the little fat man was speechless. He could only lower his head and continue to wash the dishes silently, sighing occasionally.

"After talking a lot of nonsense, when will I be able to fly? Walking is so tiring!"

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Gradually, as the sun set and the sky grew late, the little fat man could hardly straighten his waist, and the cup in the Taoist priest's hand was basically only a handful. At this moment, a burst of hurried footsteps came from the corridor in the backyard, accompanied by faint voices, approaching the master and apprentice.

"Where is it?" a voice asked, with a hint of anxiety in his tone.

"Go back to my boss's house. It's in the backyard. I'll be there soon." The voice seemed to be that of the hotel manager, with a respectful tone.

The Taoist priest heard the sound and said with a proud smile: "Here he comes!"

The little fat man raised his head and looked at the proud Taoist priest opposite him expressionlessly.

Old monster, your calculations are really accurate!

Ouch, I’m so exhausted, my ****!

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