Yin and Yang Taoist Code

Wuyang City was a major city in the eastern part of the Dayan Dynasty. Because it was located on a major transportation road, most merchants who came and went had to pass through here, so it was extremely prosperous.

The city is densely populated with restaurants and shopping malls, and beautiful and beautiful women of all colors are walking through the streets. The literati, poets and knights passing through this place often look back and feel that their trip is well worth it.

In a well-known restaurant in the city, a Taoist priest and a chubby teenage boy were sitting in a private seat on the second floor. The table was filled with all kinds of food. The little fat man was smiling as he ate, his hands flying like butterflies, constantly grabbing the food and stuffing it into his mouth.

The Taoist priest opposite continued to look out the window with his wine glass in his hand, watching the beautiful women passing by downstairs and exclaiming "oh" and "ah" from time to time.

When the woman raised her head and looked up, his expression changed and he assumed the look of a gentle and calm fairy. When the woman's elegant and fairy-like temperament attracted her eyes, he just gave her a faint smile and raised a glass in greeting, which attracted the woman. With a blush on his face, he returned the greeting slightly and left quickly.

Whenever he successfully "conquers" a woman, the Taoist priest will put his head back and snicker proudly where no one else can see him. His face looks like a bitch. Not to mention the character of the immortal family, even the local ruffians will admire her when they see her. point.

Having successfully "impressed" another woman, the Taoist priest sipped his wine with a proud look on his face and looked at the fat man opposite who was devouring his wine with a mocking look on his face.

"I said, you little bastard, you are my apprentice after all. Can we be more polite so that you can't just learn from me and become your teacher?"

The little fat man stopped and looked at the Taoist priest fiercely.

"Stinky Taoist priest, you think I am you! How many days have we not been in the city? Three days, three whole days! I have only eaten two chicken legs in the past three days, and I haven't seen any other meat at all! I, Li Chu First, if you want to eat meat, I’m not a rabbit!”

Li Chuyi felt wronged. The Taoist priest opposite was his master, and he was usually very nice to him, but he just didn't have a normal mind and would do crazy things on a whim.

Just like this time, the two of them were in a small town in the south. They had just earned some money after performing rituals for a large local family and were ready to settle down there. However, the Taoist priest got crazy again and pulled Li Chu, who looked unwilling, It took three days of flying to get here.

For three days, the two of them kept flying without stopping. Li Chuyi was unable to fly because of his insufficient cultivation, so he was helplessly dragged behind him by a rope tied by a Taoist priest. The wind had been blowing for three days, and even the two chicken legs he had collected were blown away and half of them were blown away. You can imagine Li Chuyi's anger.

The Taoist priest was unmoved, pretending not to see Li Chuyi's angry fat face, and sighed softly to himself.

"It's all because I'm a bad teacher. When I first picked you up, I shouldn't have simply named you Li Chuyi. I should have called you Li Shenghuo or Li Foodie. This is in line with your nature. Alas, it's all my fault. Be a teacher!”

As he spoke, he sipped his wine with a sad look on his face.

"You old man, you are a beast and you are a foodie! Don't forget that my last name is yours. If you scold me, you are scolding yourself!"

Of course Li Chuyi knew the origin of his name. He was an orphan, abandoned in the wild not long after he was born, and happened to be picked up by a passing Taoist priest. The Taoist priest's surname was Li, and it happened to be the first day of the Lunar New Year, so the Taoist priest wanted to save trouble and gave him a very "meaningful" name - Li Chuyi.

Seeing the Taoist priest shaking his head and ignoring him, Li Chuyi rolled his eyes in anger.

"Smelly Taoist, please tell me clearly. This time you flew like crazy for three days to come to this place. Are you here to browse the buildings again?"

"This kid, how can you talk?" The Taoist priest's face straightened, "What's wrong with going around a building? My teacher is full of awe-inspiring righteousness and integrity. Look at my teacher's face. He's so upright. What's the matter like going around a building? How can I do this as a teacher?"

"Sister Yanzi from the Hongxiu Building in Fanyang City, sister Yu'er from the flower-filled building in Linhuaicheng, four sisters Shen, Yu, Luo and Yan from the fragrant Hongyuan in Wangjia Town, and..." Li Chu pulled a finger. Counting one by one with his fingers, the Taoist priest's face became darker and darker.

Snapped!

After slapping Li Chuyi on the head, the Taoist glanced at the waiter in the distance who seemed innocent but had already raised his ears to eavesdrop. The Taoist's face became even darker.

"You little bastard, I raised you in vain, so you will ruin my reputation! How many times have I told you, I am going to salvation, do you understand? I am doing good deeds, not like ordinary people. Lively and debauched!”

The Taoist priest deliberately spoke loudly, just enough for the waiter in the distance to hear. Seeing the waiter curling his lips and turning his head in disbelief, the Taoist priest was so angry that he could only twitch his face but had no choice but to stare fiercely. Li Chuyi, who is shaking his old hat.

"If you can't tell me, I'll beat you, you unreasonable Taoist priest! Alas, the truth is often cruel!"

Li Chuyi rubbed his head with aggrieved face. Seeing the Taoist priest looking at him fiercely, he quickly swallowed his arguments and asked instead: "Then what did you say you were here to do?"

The Taoist priest's face turned serious and he said, "Master, I watched the stars at night and calculated with my fingers that this place is destined for me and my father, so I came here quickly to look for opportunities."

"What opportunity?" Li Chuyi looked curious.

"I don't know." The Taoist took a sip of his wine, with an inscrutable look on his face, "It's just a matter of chance. The opportunity will come when the time comes. I can't calculate it so clearly. Anyway, there are things here that are related to us! "

"I heard when I entered the city that a new Yan Jue Fang opened in the city. I wonder if it's related to it?" Li Chuyi asked abruptly.

The Taoist priest was happy when he heard this, but he remained serious for a moment, lowered his head and pretended to do some calculations.

"Well, it's fate, but it's not the main thing. If you have some free time, I can go explore it."

Li Chuyi showed an expression of "Sure enough," and was looked at by the Taoist priest. Not only was he ready to fight, but he even took out the thunder talisman. He was so frightened that he quickly turned his eyes and looked out the window.

"Master, master, look at that sister, she is so beautiful!"

"Where, where? Well, it's really good, hehe, haha, oh, oh, look here!"

The Taoist priest looked downstairs and saw a beautiful woman passing by. Seeing the woman looking at him, he quickly picked up the wine glass and sat upright, continuing his immortal style and elegant deeds. Li Chu kept curling his lips as he watched, and the waiter in the distance even turned his back and spat.

"Bah, dog Taoist!"

After lowering his head and eating for a while, Li Chuyi suddenly remembered something. He turned his head and glanced at the waiter, then reached out from under the table and secretly kicked the Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest who swiped "Ya Xing" turned around angrily, only to see Li Chuyi winking at him and asking in a low voice like a mosquito: "Master, you are a scholar of heaven and man, and you have calculated all the past and present. How can you calculate what we are doing today?" What to do with the money for the meal?”

"Meal money?"

The Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, then stared straight at Li Chuyi.

"No money?"

Li Chuyi nodded with a grimace.

"Where's the money?" The Taoist priest frowned, "Didn't I earn a sum of silver taels from Ning'an City when I performed a ritual for the rich man Zhang? I remember correctly, there should be several hundred taels. Why are they all gone?"

"Tell me, did you secretly hide it again?" As he spoke, the Taoist priest looked at Li Chuyi suspiciously.

"I'm hiding my shit! I..."

Li Chuyi screamed angrily, and suddenly his heart skipped a beat as he remembered that he shouldn't speak too loudly about this. He quickly turned his head and glanced at the waiter, and when he saw that there was nothing wrong with him, he breathed a sigh of relief. He lowered his voice and looked at the Taoist priest angrily.

"What the heck, what am I hiding? It's because you insisted on having a farewell party before you left. You paid for most of Chunxiang Pavilion for a night of 'transcendence'. Will you have any leftover hundreds of taels of silver?!"

The Taoist priest looked a little embarrassed, and after a long time he smiled and said: "Isn't that what I did to do a good deed? I'm afraid that no one will save them when I leave. It would be bad if they make a mistake or something."

"Then what do you think we should do now?" Li Chuyi pressed, feeling secretly happy under his fierce expression. I have been following a Taoist priest since I was a child and have been bullied by him all day long. It is extremely rare to see a Taoist priest being defeated.

The Taoist priest pondered for a while, muttered a few words silently, and his expression suddenly calmed down.

"Don't worry, everything is under my control."

Smiling at the surprised Li Chuyi, the Taoist priest turned and waved to the waiter, gesturing for him to come over.

The waiter thought they were going to add food and wine, so he quickly trotted up to them with a smile on his face.

"Sir, what are your orders?"

The Taoist priest put on a fairy-like attitude, exuding the aura of Chuchen, and looked at the waiter with a mysterious smile on his face.

"This little brother, do you want to succeed?"

"Huh?" The waiter looked confused and didn't understand what the Taoist meant.

The Taoist priest didn't take it seriously and still had a gentle look on his face.

"I mean, do you want to be successful? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to fly into the sky and escape? Do you want to live forever?"

"Uh..." The waiter was completely confused by him, while Li Chuyi next to him rolled his eyes, already knowing what his neurotic master wanted to do.

Sure enough, the Taoist priest changed the topic and said with a smile: "I am a Taoist in the world of mortals. I am free in the world and only look for people who are destined to be with me. Today I have a destiny with you. I can give you some divination and help you to succeed on the road of life." , how about it, do you want to give it a try?”

"this......"

"Don't worry, I'm a scholar of heaven and man. I know everything about astronomy and geography. If you don't believe me, just ask my apprentice."

Pointing at Li Chuyi who nodded wildly in cooperation, the Taoist priest continued: "Look, right, my disciple never lies. Do you want to calculate wealth, marriage, career, or blessings and misfortunes? How about I give it to you? Calculate the zodiac signs. I am the only one in the world who can do this very accurately. In what month were you born?"

The waiter looked at the Taoist priest who was foaming at the mouth, his face expressionless.

"Huh? Are you not satisfied? Oh, you want to learn the art of flying to the sky and escaping from the earth, right? Okay, no problem, look!"

The Taoist priest waved his hand, and a handful of books suddenly appeared in his hand. Each book had worn-out leather pages and a sense of vicissitudes of life. In the first few books, you could faintly see such words as "Nine Yang Divine Art", "The Great Law of Destruction in Ten Directions", " Words such as "Thirty-six Stratagems in the House" and "How to Become a Mighty Mr."

"How about it? Do you have any that you like? If you like it, tell me that you and I are destined, and I will give you a big discount!"

After a long while, the waiter asked hesitantly: "Sir, are you short of money and don't have money to pay the bill?"

"Haha, haha, um, hehe, that's not very generous." The Taoist laughed awkwardly for a long time and finally admitted.

The waiter nodded and said nothing. He took a few steps back and shouted downstairs: "Shopkeeper, someone is freeloading! Someone come quickly!"

"Hey, who's freeloading? I'm talking about business with you, don't yell!" The Taoist priest looked dissatisfied.

The waiter glared at him fiercely and continued to shout: "Shopkeeper, come quickly, this man is still a liar, come quickly!"

The Taoist priest looked dissatisfied. Just as he was about to explain a few more words, he was kicked by Li Chuyi from the opposite side.

"Fast food!"

After Li Chuyi finished speaking, he lowered his head and started to wolf down, grabbing the food and stuffing it into his stomach as hard as he could.

"Alas, people's hearts are no longer the same as they used to be!"

With a heavy sigh, he drank the wine in the cup in one gulp, and then the Taoist priest lowered his head and wolfed it down with Li Chuyi.

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