Yin and Yang Taoist Code

As night fell and the lanterns came on, Wuyang City, which had been noisy for a day, not only did not quiet down, but became even more lively. Young men and women dressed in colorful costumes took to the streets one after another to participate in lantern temple fairs and exchange cups, which was very lively. If you meet the person you like, with just one look, you and I will fall in love. It would be even more wonderful to go to a lonely place and have a romantic relationship.

Looking at the young men and women traveling hand in hand in front of him, Li Chuyi sighed quietly.

The Taoist priest threw him down again.

Li Chuyi was used to it. At this hour, the Huafang Red House was open for business. It would be strange if the Taoist priest could still stay by his side, not to mention that the Taoist priest now has a huge sum of money.

After finding a teahouse, Li Chuyi asked for a seat by the window on the top floor, ordered a pot of good tea, some fruits and peanuts, and started drinking by himself.

The young master has tens of thousands of taels of banknotes in his crotch. He is also a rich man. Of course, he should be more generous and spend money.

Holding the tea cup, Li Chuyi looked out the window through the curls of green smoke rising from the hot tea, and was stunned when he saw the men and women passing by, laughing and playing on the road.

At the daytime restaurant, I opened my eyes and saw many figures surrounded by mist of various colors. Those figures were both male and female, and they didn't look like mortals possessed by ghostly things. They were probably monks like himself and Taoist priests.

But why do Taoist priests say they are giant geese?

Li Chuyi asked the Taoist priest, but the Taoist priest just smiled and said nothing. Li Chuyi knew that if the Taoist priest didn't tell him, then further questioning would be fruitless. At most, he would just use the sentence "The time has not come yet, we will know when the time comes" to excuse himself, so he stopped asking any more questions.

Looking back on what happened in the past few days, Li Chuyi vaguely felt that it was not a coincidence, as if the Taoist priest had already known what would happen.

He was living well before, but suddenly he was dragged to Wuyang City by a Taoist priest. Even though he knew he had no money, he was taken to Liang Yiwen's restaurant to eat and drink for free. I originally thought that I would have to wash the dishes for at least a month before I could pay off the debt. Unexpectedly, Liang Yiwen's wife happened to be possessed by an evil spirit. The master and his apprentice went to cast spells to exorcise the ghosts for her. In the end, they earned tens of thousands of taels of silver notes and paid off the debt. I got a beautiful female ghost named Ziyuan.

"Didn't the Taoist lie to me? He really has the power to see through destiny and knows everything?" Li Chuyi scratched his head and thought silently.

In the past, I only knew that Taoist priests were very powerful in kung fu. It only took one move to defeat those mountain monsters and tiger kings. They were also very capable of sneaking around and deceiving others. Taoist priests had always been the ones who deceived people. I had never seen anyone deceive him. But when it comes to destiny deduction, I think Taoist priests are only good at memorizing words. Sometimes when they forget the words or can't understand, they just talk about constellations that they don't understand. People who are fooled will be stunned for a while. , apart from that, I have never seen any Taoist priests excel in the field of destiny?

Li Chuyi couldn't figure it out after thinking for a long time, so he just held the tea cup and stared out the window blankly.

"What are you thinking about?" A burst of purple mist floated by, Zi Yuan sat opposite Li Chuyi, reached out and poured herself a cup of hot tea and asked.

Li Chuyi came back to his senses and looked at Zi Yuan in shock: "Can you drink tea?"

Zi Yuan looked at him expressionlessly and didn't speak.

Li Chuyi scratched his head and asked: "Aren't you a ghost? Can ghosts drink tea?"

Zi Yuan's face tightened, and the corners of her eyes twitched.

When Li Chu saw Zi Yuan being silent, he thought she had acquiesced, and was immediately surprised.

After thinking for a long time, Li Chuyi asked again: "Since you can drink tea, can you also eat?" After saying that, he pushed the peanut fruit plate in front of him forward and looked at Zi Yuan with a look of anticipation.

Although Zi Yuan is a ghost and has no life in her body, she still feels that her lungs are swollen and painful, and she is about to explode. He didn't say anything, he just looked at Li Chuyi coldly. If his eyes were a knife, Li Chuyi would have turned into dumpling stuffing.

When Li Chu saw this, he knew that he had said the wrong thing. What he did just now was a bit like watching a monkey, no wonder Ziyuan was angry. So he smiled sheepishly, not daring to look at Ziyuan anymore. He looked at the table with drooped eyelids and whispered, "Forget it if you don't want to eat. I will eat. Isn't it okay if I eat?"

Ziyuan's expression softened slightly. Well, I am currently living in Li Chuyi's magic weapon, and the anger I received just now is considered as paying the rent.

After calming down for a while, Zi Yuan was about to open her mouth to ask the question again when she saw Li Chuyi suddenly looking up at him with a tangled expression. After murmuring for a long time, he finally made up his mind and asked with a serious expression: "The last question . If you ghosts can eat and drink, how can you solve the excretion problem like us living people? Do you need to go to the latrine?"

Snapped!

Li Chuyi peeled the peanuts silently, and a red slap mark on his left face was clearly visible. He raised his eyes and secretly glanced at Zi Yuan opposite him, and saw that she was sipping the fragrant tea with a nonchalant expression on her face, without even looking at him, and she suddenly became very upset.

Yes, this female ghost eats and drinks her own food, but I don’t charge her for it. She is ungrateful and doesn’t say anything, and she still dares to hit me. Why? Aren’t you just curious? Why did you hit me?

Li Chuyi was very angry.

"Next time you are so boring, I will beat you to death." Zi Yuan's cold voice came.

Li Chu was immediately furious.

This is so outrageous? Someone cares and no one cares about this? I was actually threatened? ! The one who threatens me is actually a female ghost whom I captured? ! No, I want to teach her how to behave! No, it’s a ghost!

Thinking of this, Li Chu waved his sleeves and swept aside the remaining peanut shells. His energy filled his Dantian. He made fists with both hands and stretched them out in front of Zi Yuan. He opened his palms and found freshly peeled peanut kernels inside.

"I was wrong. I won't dare to do it next time. Let's eat some peanuts to calm down." Li Chuyi said with a flattering look on his face.

No, I can't beat this female ghost. I'll give in first and keep Qingshan here. I'm not afraid that I won't meet the girl who needs my rescue!

Looking at the flattering Li Chuyi, Zi Yuan rubbed her painful forehead, feeling a little bit dumbfounded. I don’t know if this little fat guy is really stupid or fake. I don’t know how his perverted master taught such a disciple.

Reaching out and taking a peanut kernel and putting it in her mouth, Ziyuan looked at the fat man opposite and nodded slightly, indicating that she accepted his apology. Looking at the smiling fat man across from him, Zi Yuan felt that he must be really stupid, but he was not bad at heart and was still very kind.

Little did I know that the reason why the fat man smiled like a flower was not because of this.

"I ate it, I really ate it! I even swallowed it!" The fat man looked at Zi Yuan with a smile as he ate the peanuts he peeled. He smiled apologetically and thought to himself: "It turns out that ghosts can really eat! Humph, you Didn't you tell me? Didn't you still beat me? With my clever mind, I have a way to know. Hehe~~~ I'll find a chance next time to see how the ghost excretes after eating. Hum~~~~~"

The more he thought about it, the happier the little fat man smiled. I wonder if Zi Yuan on the opposite side knew what the fat man was thinking at this moment, he would just slap her to death, and even stop cultivating ghosts and immortals.

Just like that, the little fat man looked like a slave, peeling peanuts and serving Zi Yuan. Zi Yuan silently sipped tea and enjoyed the little fat man's service.

When Zi Yuan ate an orange she peeled, the little fat man almost fainted with excitement.

Would you like to try something like chicken drumstick rice and barbecued pork rice?

The little fat man thought so, and a lewd smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Zi Yuan, who was opposite, saw the little fat man smiling so happily, and felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't explain why, so he stopped thinking about it and brought the topic back to the beginning.

"I was asking you just now, what were you thinking about in a daze?" Zi Yuan repeated.

"Would you like to order some chicken drumstick rice and barbecued pork rice?" The little fat man was so happy that he said smoothly without thinking.

Zi Yuan frowned: "Are you hungry?"

The little fat man reacted at this time, and was startled, almost being discovered. He immediately used the shamelessness he had learned from following the Taoist priests for many years, and said without changing his expression: "I was a little hungry just now, but I'm not hungry anymore. Haha~hahahaha~"

"Foodie." Zi Yuan summed it up.

Li Chuyi didn't refute, as long as Zi Yuan didn't discover his dirty thoughts.

"What are your plans for the future?" Zi Yuan asked again after a long time.

Li Chu was stunned. He had never thought about this problem before. After thinking for a while, he replied: "I don't know. I have been following my master since I was a child. We will go wherever he tells us to go. I have never thought about the future problems. I guess we will go wherever we go to slay demons." Well. But Master said during the day that if you want to practice ghost cultivation, you need to find a set of ghost cultivation techniques for you first. I guess that is what happened here. Master will take us to find the techniques for you first. It just so happens that Da Wa and the others need it too. The five of them have never wanted to be reincarnated, so they can just practice with you."

Hearing what Li Chuyi said, Zi Yuan felt warm in her heart, especially Li Chuyi's words "a few of us", which made Zi Yuan secretly moved. I haven't experienced this feeling of recognition for a long time, a long time, a long time.

When Li Chu saw that Zi Yuan was silent, he thought that Zi Yuan was still worried about the future, so he comforted him: "Zi Yuan, you don't have to worry, my master is not a person who kills indiscriminately, whether it's people, ghosts or monsters, follow My master, no one will forcibly remove you. I don’t know what master is talking about about overcoming tribulations, but at least during your cultivation, we, the master and the disciple, will definitely keep you safe. Look at Da Wa and Er Wa. Are you living well?"

Seeing Li Chuyi's serious expression, Zi Yuan smiled slightly: "Thank you."

Li Chu was stunned and murmured: "Wow, Master is right, you look really pretty when you smile!"

Ziyuan rolled her eyes. Is there anyone who teaches disciples like this?

"You should smile more when you are fine. Don't be so cold all day long. Smiling more can help you open your heart. It is very helpful in dissipating your resentment and anger. It will definitely improve your cultivation. Help, that's what my master said." Li Chuyi said.

Zi Yuan ignored him and lowered her head to drink tea.

"Wow, Ziyuan Ziyuan, look at the shooting stars! Hurry up and make a wish. I heard people say that seeing a shooting star is the most effective way to make a wish!" Li Chu, who was next to him, had closed his eyes while shouting, and clasped his hands on his chest. In front of me, I muttered words and prayed silently.

Zi Yuan looked up and saw a shooting star piercing the sky and heading west.

"Sure enough, I am still a child, so excited when I see a shooting star." Zi Yuan smiled helplessly.

"No!" Suddenly, Ziyuan's pupils shrank, "That's not a meteor!"

Just when I thought of this, I saw that the meteors in the sky had not disappeared, and a few more meteors were streaking over. After these few meteors, more and more meteors were chasing each other, some coming at a fast pace and some at a slow pace. , flying west.

After making a wish, Li Chuyi opened his eyes and stared blankly at the sky: "There are so many shooting stars, so many wishes come true!"

"Are you an idiot? Is that a shooting star? Don't say you are my disciple when you go out. It's embarrassing." The Taoist priest didn't know when he appeared next to the two of them. Hearing Li Chuyi's words, he was filled with contempt.

"Pack your things and follow me." After the Taoist priest finished speaking, he flicked his sleeves, turned around and went downstairs first.

Li Chuyi and Zi Yuan looked at each other.

"Master, where are we going?" Li Chuyi asked.

"Watch the goose wrestling!" the Taoist priest's voice came from afar.