Witch for All 1994

In the afternoon of the next day, during tea time, Jiang Han got up and returned to the living room of the castle. He saw Bridget wearing a gold and silver tasseled velvet cloak.

The huge dragon tail swam on the floor from time to time, and then knocked on the floor. The huge reaction force shook the petite ancient dragon witch a few centimeters.

Jiang Han walked over, looked up at the head of the silver-red haired man who was only a few centimeters taller than himself, and then glanced at the huge dragon horns, which were about 25 centimeters tall.

Isn't this cheating?

Why does the fox witch's height not include fox ears, but the dragon witch's height also includes horns?

As envy and jealousy were boiling in her heart, the dragon witch's tail banged on the floor again.

"Ouch!" Jiang Han lost his balance and fell to the ground.

"Ah ha!" The dragon witch was startled by the cry, and she also lost her balance and hit the ground.

The huge dragon tail is extremely flexible and can be pressed into a thin piece.

"You!" Bridget said loudly, pausing again and turning her big, beautiful eyes.

"Jiang Han." Jiang Han took a small breath and stood up on the floor.

The dragon witch jumped up, and the dragon tail that was originally as thin as a cicada's wings suddenly swelled up again.

Her voice was loud and charming:

"You scared me, witch. According to the previous law, you have to pay me money."

ha? Jiang Han's eyes widened.

"I…"

Before she could say anything, the ancient dragon witch denied it anxiously:

"But I am already a witch, a witch, no longer an ancient dragon, and I no longer abide by dragon laws."

Miss Gu Long's tail hit the floor again.

This guy is the emotionally unstable type... Jiang Han spoke to her cautiously, just like talking to a character in an RPG game that triggers CG at the first glance without automatic save:

"Miss Bridget, how is your room?"

"The room? It's very nice, very nice. The soft bed is very comfortable for a body without dragon scales! I also like the incense, but it makes me sneeze easily."

She replied noisily, while her hands kept moving.

There are gears and parts on the table, as well as drawings composed of messy words.

...It looks like a toolbox? Jiang Han made a guess based on the half-finished product made by the other party.

Boom!

The ground shook again, but she didn't fall this time and held on to the table silently.

Bridget tilted her head, her enviable soft long hair swaying in the air.

She is very cute.

"One thing, one thing I'm not very satisfied with." She said in a very serious voice, which made Jiang Han a little unconscious and replied with a smile, "Is that so?" ’.

Just when Jiang Han was still immersed in the fantasy with pictures and sounds in his mind.

Miss Gu Long put one hand on her waist and one hand in front of her chest, with her index and middle fingers slightly raised:

"Why only one bed!"

This question was so sharp that Jiang Han subconsciously wanted to find the smiling Pricia to answer him.

…

Before Jiang Han could choose the most suitable one from the many answers in his mind, Bridget tapped her tail on the ground again.

She turned around and heard a nasal snort:

"But it's not important, not at all, not at all."

Your tone sounds like this is very important... Also, this guy is indeed a guy who is unstable and neurotic at the same time, although he is very cute... After Jiang Han reduced the other person's height by the dragon horn in his heart, no matter how he looked at it, he felt How cute.

It has to be said that sometimes alchemists are forced by life.

It was time to use the 'Change the Topic' deck. Jiang Han put his hands on the table:

"Just got up?"

"I haven't slept yet." Bridget knocked, paused, grabbed a mask from the side and put it on her face, then she put it in front of the part and processed it with a flashing welding gun, "I am, three twenty It’s divided.”

Didn't you sleep for a long time? You guys only went up after dinner at three o'clock.

...Generally speaking, a witch who has nothing to do should sleep until now, which is around three o'clock in the afternoon.

"Where's Edwina?" Jiang Han watched the parts being formed one by one.

Boom!

There was another loud noise, and the ground shook.

Bridget straightened up, lifted her mask, and frowned:

"She's not awake yet. She went to bed at 3:20."

She only goes to bed when you get up...Eh? Eh eh eh?

Based on this description, several guesses flashed through Jiang Han's unhealthy little mind:

1. They slept well, but the time difference was different.

2. The Queen's V key failed, and the base no longer produces insects.

3. The queen's V key is successful, and the base has sixteen dogs with one key.

... Listening to this tone, and based on the fact that there is only a twenty-minute difference between three-twenty and three o'clock, there is a high probability that the V key has failed.

The Queen S button is good to press, but it's a bit too fast.

Jiang Han has indeed watched Kapton's social network accounts more recently and learned some useful techniques. He also often follows Anjie's account, which is frequently banned for sharing "how to play Zerg", and has learned many strange things. How to operate StarCraft.

My head is full of ZvZ content.

After all, Jiang Han really couldn't imagine whether a pair of roommates who had lived together for thousands of years would have different time differences.

"It doesn't sound good..." Jiang Han retracted the word "Man" and changed it to, in order to prevent the other party from misunderstanding, "It feels like your life is out of sync?"

"Well, from time to time I have the idea of ​​strangling her to death!" Bridget yelled again.

…………

"When I got downstairs, I heard someone trying to strangle me to death. As soon as I got downstairs, I felt a barbaric stench."

An equally high-pitched mezzo-soprano said with a more magnetic voice.

Jiang Han turned around and saw Miss Edwina in a gold and silver silk pajamas walking down the stairwell, a cup of strong coffee wrapped in her slender dragon tail. She also said thank you to Pricia who passed by.

"Barbaric? Stink? I don't stink at all!" Bridget was like a powder keg exploding, "You've smelled it!"

"Adjectives, miss, use things to describe people." Edwina curled her lips, flipped up her short hair, and smiled beautifully on her handsome side face.

Miss, although your Chinese is really good, that's not how you use things to describe people... Jiang Han sighed quietly, but saw Edwina standing in front of him, with eyes like the melting sun, something that made people feel... Blushing handsomeness:

"Thank you very much for taking me in. Please allow me to apologize for my companion's unreasonableness."

She turned around, looked at Bridget who was humming in a nasal voice, and stretched out her hand to pull off the other person's cloak:

"Give it back, you've worn it long enough."

"I'll give it back to you. I hate gold and silver, they're vulgar!" Bridget finished speaking, suddenly looking a little embarrassed.

"Huh?" Edwina blinked her left eye, took a sip of coffee, and said to Jiang Han, who didn't know if they were telling dragon jokes:

"This vulgar female dragon only has gold and silver in her treasure house. Huh, huh? Vulgar?"

She repeated clearly:

"Yongonggong, vulgar uuu. These two Chinese characters were created to describe certain people and certain dragons, and they are just right."

"Aha, I won't discuss it with a vulgar female dragon!" Bridget shook her dragon horns and tapped her tail three times on the floor.

"I'm vulgar, but I don't deny it." Edwina said this somewhat weird words without caring.

The tall ancient dragon witch smiled gently at Jiang Han and said:

"Please don't care about her. If you care too much about her, I might not be able to survive the first year."

"Aha!" Bridget snorted angrily.

Edwina turned her head, grabbed the other person's dragon horns and lifted it up, then placed the cup of coffee on the other person's table.

Looking at this interaction, Jiang Han had a sweet smile on his face, but he was extremely sad in his heart.

Stop being like this, I want to be quiet, I really want to be quiet.

I also have a good bestie who puts blankets on me, makes me coffee, and, well, besides not quarreling with me.

...Jiang Han glanced at the row of arranged plant samples on the bookshelf and was stunned for a moment.

"Miss Jiang Han?" Edwina woke her up.

Look, people remember my name... Jiang Han was a little surprised at first, and then smiled sweetly:

"Miss Edwina?"

"I heard Ludwig said that you would provide us with some help." Edwina said, "Now, I kind of need this kind of help."

"Yes, please tell me." Jiang Han nodded. Anjie did send her a message, saying that she would reimburse her for the money she spent on these two colognes.

"I need to understand the witch, very well, and adapt to the life of a witch from scratch. I want you to answer the questions for me." Edwina said with precise words, and walked to the table next to her with a smile, "But please serve me A little butter bread and bamboo shoots in curry sauce, I'm a little hungry."

Pricia floated over from the side and said after Jiang Han nodded slightly:

"I'll get ready."

"Thank you, I'm deeply grateful for this." Edwina sat at the table, while Jiang Han went to the kitchen to get a glass of juice.

Integrating into the witch society from scratch is something I am familiar with. I can also give you an answer. From 4 to 6 a.m. every day, flying requires an L license and a fatigue flight permit to prevent some witches from falling asleep while flying. They sleep until they illegally invade the borders of other countries.

Jiang Han sipped the juice and watched Edwina open a notebook with dense writing on it.

You're serious... Jiang Han looked at Bridget who was still knocking.

"Don't worry about that dragon. She is preparing the staff for the two of us. Well, a witch needs a staff, right?" Edwina asked.

Did that woman get up so early to strike the staff? Jiang Han unknowingly wanted to be quiet again, but multitasking is an essential skill for a qualified social witch. After thinking for a while, he replied:

"In principle, yes. The staff will provide us with a lot of blessings, and it will be more convenient to cast spells. When necessary, we can use the strong staff as a melee tool, or even a long-range tool, such as a long-range spell. Rod.”

"I see." Edwina nodded clearly at first, then asked a little doubtfully, "But I see that Miss Ludwig didn't bring a staff?"

cough!

Jiang Han almost coughed and quickly put on a sweet smile:

"The more powerful the witch is, the less she likes to hold the staff casually. They usually hang it on their body or hide it in an easily accessible space."

"That's right, I believe it." Edwina smiled extremely brightly.

Jiang Han also snorted and laughed:

"Um, Miss Edwina? Are you laughing?"

"Yes, I suddenly remembered something happy." Edwina smiled again.

As soon as he opened his mouth, Jiang Han knew the yin and yang of the old dragon.