What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

You what?

Qi Zi Fan asked back.

Lin Zixiao turned to sound transmission and said: I want to get started, try the feeling.

??? Qi Zi Fan turned pale with shock: What?!

You... haven't you tried it yourself?!

It's not the same. It's a man's body now. I've always been curious about how it feels when you use a man's body to touch it?

···

You rascal!

Qi Zi Fan, on the other hand, snorted, rolled his eyes, and left.

Lin Zixiao: (*▽*)...

snort.

Still want to try it out?

If you want to try it, you should wait until you come back, let me try it!

Qi Zi Fan pouted, walked past Lin Zixiao, came to the Empress and the First Emperor, and said with a light smile, These two are the Empress and the First Emperor, right?

I often hear Lin Fan mention the two, and I'm Qi Zixiao.

Um?

The empress and the first emperor looked at them with some ambiguity, but at the moment Qi Zi Fan's words made them stunned: You...

know?

How did you meet? And you're still familiar?

Us.

Qi Zi Fan smiled: I have been friends with each other for a long time, so I am no stranger to the two of you.

Have you been friends for a long time?

The First Emperor rubbed his chin, pondered for a moment, then clapped his hands fiercely, his eyes glowing: I see, do you have that system?

Like... a chat group?

Do you have any friends?

They are all powerful, right? Can you invite some more to come over and fight together to destroy the underworld...

Qi Zi Fan: ???

Lin Zixiao: ???

The empress looked embarrassed: ...

Ahem, don't worry about him, since many immortal families reincarnated from the underworld, he has been watching the development of those immortal families after their reincarnation...

Enchanted!

Cough...very good, very good.

Qi Zi Fan and Lin Zi Xiao almost burst out laughing.

It never occurred to me that Emperor Shi Huang had such a side, so he was still a book fan?

At this moment, they also realized that what Emperor Shihuang said was not the plot of the chat group mode more than 100 million years ago?

system?

We don't have that stuff either.

We are crossing the flow~

Hehe, I took it for granted.

The First Emperor also came to his senses and laughed dryly: Miss Qi, since you are here, why don't you stay in my underworld for a little longer?

There is a chance.

Qi Zi Fan smiled.

But now, Lin Fan and I still have some things to do, so we won't bother you.

Have something to do?

Lin Zixiao was taken aback for a moment, and looked at this guy, a little puzzled.

However, he didn't say much.

Since he said that he has something to do, then there must be something to do, even if he doesn't know, it doesn't matter, there is no need to refute.

trust?

The trust between the two has already surpassed everything.

It's a pity that this is the case.

It's okay, just come and stay for a while after you're done with your work. The scene in my underworld cannot be seen in other places.

It's a deal.

Qi Zi Fan interpreted The Holy Maiden of Qi so vividly that even Lin Zixiao couldn't see the slightest clue when he stood aside, so he couldn't help being amazed.

However, she didn't realize that no one had seen the problem with the Lin Fan she said she played...

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After bidding farewell to the Empress and the First Emperor, Qi Zi Fan and Lin Zi Xiao walked side by side, and soon flew out of Kunlun.

What to do?

Lin Zixiao finally asked out the doubts in his heart.

At this moment, there is no embarrassment.

Even, I feel extremely familiar, so familiar!

Back to Earth.

Qi Zi Fan grinned and chuckled: We've been here for more than 10,000 years, and now we've finally come here, why don't we go see a parent?

And, you rascal, you still wanted to get started just now?!

Is that something you can do casually?!

Then you can't get to a place where there is no one, close the door, cough cough...

This guy laughed.

smile a little...

Pooh!

At this moment, Lin Zixiao blushed: You are the hooligan.

At the same time, she couldn't help but panic.

Meet the parents?

This is to see my in-laws!

Although I have already guessed that this day will come, and I have imagined how to deal with it countless times, but like ordinary people, when this day really comes, I will still feel nervous, flustered, overwhelmed and even scared.

That...how about we wait a little longer?

Why?

Qi Zi Fan asked back: Are you afraid?

Who's scared?!

Lin Zixiao immediately puffed up her chest: Is this saint afraid?!

If the saint is face to face, I dare to strike him with a sword! I will be afraid of my in-laws, but I will be afraid of an ugly daughter-in-law. Do you think this saint is ugly?!

Well, you're not ugly...

Qi Zi Fan said cheerfully, You are the most beautiful.

That's about the same!

Lin Zixiao paced in the void with her hands behind her back. When there were no outsiders, even if she boarded Lin Fan's number, she still showed her daughter's attitude.

only···

Before flying far, she frowned slightly and said hesitantly, But, what if your parents and Xiaorui don't like me?

have to.

Only now did he say that he was not afraid of heaven and earth, and that Holy Maiden Qi, who dared to give him a sword in front of a saint, was still a little 'cowardly' after all.

Of course, this is not timidity, but care leads to chaos, and love leads to suspicion.

What are you afraid of?

This kind of thing won't happen.

Qi Zi Fan stretched out his hand and gently held her hand, interlocking his fingers.

Then···

Both of them had strange expressions on their faces.

Don't say it.

Lin Zixiao took the guy's hand, turned against the guest and said: My deity's hand is really white, tender and beautiful. It feels thin and tender, extremely soft, and it feels first-class!

Even I can't put it down...

But on weekdays, when I'm equal, I don't feel this way.

Qi Zi Fan rolled his eyes and said: You feel comfortable. When I touch my hand, it always feels weird and rough... and my hand is still shaking!

Hey···

That's none of my business.

This time, it was Qi Zi who couldn't let go.

Lin Zixiao pulled it tight.

This guy couldn't help but said: What's the matter? Looking at you like this, you must be in love with yourself?! Could it be that you still want to fuck 'me'?

well?!

╰(*°▽°*)╯! ! !

Lin Zixiao suddenly showed an extremely excited expression: Why didn't I expect that?!

Qi Zi Fan: (ΩДΩ)?!!!

Stop!

Stop!!!

Please stop!

That's unstoppable. Lin Zixiao giggled strangely, stretched out his hand to pinch Qi Zi Fan's face, and said, Who made me look so cute?

Even when I saw it myself, my heart was so excited...

!!!

no!

Qi Zi Fan was in a hurry: Hurry up and return my body to me!

I can feel that we are face to face at this moment, we can exchange the true spirit back at any time, and you don't want to plot against 'me'.

Hmph, don't think about it.

Lin Zixiao smiled and said: I feel it too, and I even found that we can maintain the interpenetration state indefinitely now.

If you want to change it, you can change it, if you want to go back, you can go back.

But I don't want to go back now~

And, do you think I'm stupid?

If you don't change it back, you will go to see your 'in-laws', and I will go home to see your 'parents'.

Isn't it infinitely easier?

Hmph, don't change~ don't even think about it.

Qi Zi Fan: ...

Then you can't plot against me!

Saying that, this fellow tightened his collar...

Look at you like that.

Lin Zixiao curled her lips: Like an angry little daughter-in-law.

in spite of!

You just can't plot against 'me', you swear.

I···

Swear!

Hey, I won't post it!

rogue!

······

The earth is no longer a 'ball'.

Only the name has not changed.

And today's earth has developed extremely rapidly, not only getting bigger, not only the aura is getting stronger, and the environment for cultivating immortals is getting better and better.

At the same time, Huaguo is also constantly developing and developing the earth.

For example, cultivate more powerful people, transform a more reasonable and comfortable environment, combine the mysterious side with the technological side...

In addition, it often cooperates with other immortal cultivation planets and forces to develop together.

Therefore, the earth today is extremely prosperous.

Over the past ten thousand years, the population has also increased a lot.

Coupled with the 'settling' of many foreign populations, the earth has become famous in the entire Yang Realm!

In particular, the benefits of the 'Human Realm' gradually emerged, which were many times better than those holy places for cultivating immortals. Foreign practitioners even sharpened their heads and wanted to drill into the earth.

Unfortunately, difficult!

The 'ID card' of the earth, if you want to get one, it is as difficult as heaven.

But even so, it is unknown how many practitioners are working hard for this.

you say···

Looking at the earth from a distance, Qi Zi Fan suddenly stopped and whispered: After the great war, will all this still exist?

···

Lin Zixiao was silent, looking at the bustling and bustling earth, and nodded heavily.

meeting!

Hey.

Qi Zi Fan smiled: Let's go.

are you ready?

What am I going to do? Lin Zixiao pretended to be relaxed and said, I am Lin Fan now~!

It's you who should prepare, okay?

Okay, okay, it's me, it's me...

The two had already flown away, their voices dissipated with the wind.

······

Ten thousand years have passed, but the villa in my hometown still stands on the top of the mountain.

Crash!

There are birds soaring into the sky, flapping their wings to cover the sky.

In addition, the mountain stream is full of auspiciousness, and all kinds of spiritual herbs, spiritual medicines, spiritual beasts, and spiritual fruits are almost in groups.

Here, it's like a fairyland on earth.

In other words, this is the fairy house.

Lin Rui's talent is excellent, especially at the moment when the human world is recovering, the whole human world is feeding back its inner beings, making her practice extremely smooth.

Even if she hasn't experienced a big battle, she is already a Da Luo Jinxian now.

With her help, Mom and Dad have already become immortals.

And these ten thousand years, they have lived here almost all the time, and this place is indeed no different from the fairyland.

······

The two fell from the sky and saw the big bird covering the sky go away.

That's... dumbass?

Lin Zixiao was a little surprised: It has already reached the realm of Jinxian. It seems that Daluo Jinxian is expected.

Don't be surprised.

Qi Zi Fan said with a smile: This is the existence that Zhou Xiaoran values, and he has also refined the existence of the five-color divine light. It is no exception to be able to reach Daluo Jinxian?

That's true. However, its body is just a kingfisher. It's amazing that it can grow to this stage.

Lin Zixiao sighed a little.

At first, she looked down on Dai Mao. After all, the main body is just a kingfisher, so what can it accomplish?

But now it seems that he is too arrogant.

······

who?!

The voice did not fall.

Inside the villa, there was another scolding sound.

Lin Rui teleported out with vigilant eyes.

However, when she found Lin Zixiao, she was stunned for a moment, and then... seeing Qi Zi Fan beside Lin Zixiao, her eyes widened.

Big...big big...cauldron?

Ten thousand years have passed, but this girl still looks like a girl.

In fact, after Sendai, as long as you don't want to, you can stay young forever until the moment of death.

But this girl didn't change not only her appearance, but also her 'mentality' and 'behavior'. At this moment, her eyes widened and she was very shocked: This, who is this?!

Oh, dad, mom!!!

Quick, quick, come out!

At this moment, she was extremely excited: Good news, great news!

Don't urge me to go on a blind date every day to find a partner. My big pot is back, and I brought back a sister-in-law!

The girl ran towards the villa while yelling, she was so excited, like a wild horse running free, grabbing a rope.

Lin Zixiao: ...

Qi Zi Fan: ...

The two looked at each other, smiled helplessly, then landed and walked towards the villa.

Nonsense!

Unexpectedly, the mother's scolding came from the villa: I am shocked all day long!

If you want to go out to play, just say so, and make up some stories to deceive us.

That's right. The old man's voice also came out: Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors.

That cub must have a homosexual orientation, otherwise it would be impossible for him to not get a partner for so many years. I think it would be good for him not to be single all his life.

It's true, what I said is true.

Come out and see! Oops!

Lin Rui yelled, and there was a kind of despair and helplessness after being misunderstood.

Ah.

I don't···

Mom walked out of the room while talking, and then...

Senseless.

The two were still holding hands. At this moment, Qi Zi Fan obviously felt that Lin Zi Xiao's whole body was stiff, which made him feel funny.

I'm only bearing your identity at this moment, okay?

I'm not nervous, why are you nervous?

However, he wasn't smiling yet.

But I saw my mother blinked her eyes, looked at herself, then rubbed her eyes, and looked at herself again...

well?

Weird!

My mother said to herself: Cultivate a fairy, can you still fix your eyes?

Okay, okay, I have a problem with my eyes!

I have an illusion, I have seen a hallucination, my husband, do you have any eye drops, I want eye drops!

Lin Zixiao: Huh???

Qi Zi Fan: Eh...

Then, this guy elbowed Lin Zixiao, and said via voice transmission: Shut up.

What do you say?

... Take out the momentum, just four words: You are enough!

···

Lin Zixiao secretly brewed, and then said: You...you are enough...

Unfortunately, lack of momentum.

A little cowardly.

Qi Zi Fan couldn't laugh or cry.

My mother turned her head abruptly, frowned, and sneered: Heh!

Your cub has been against me since you were a child, and you are more confident when you talk to me, unless you have ghosts in your heart, so you say...

Fake?!

girl.

She looked at Qi Zi Fan again: What advantage did this kid give you for you to pretend to be his girlfriend?

Qi Zi Fan: ... Auntie, I'm real. I'm not pretending.

I believe you ghost.

The old man leaned on the threshold at this moment: It must be fake, sister, we are not targeting you, but this doll is too worrying...

Tell the truth to uncle, don't worry, he dare not do anything to you.

But what I said was really true.

Qi Zi Fan suddenly feels tired and unloving.

Do you want to do this? !

Are you still my mother old man?

You just don't believe me? !

How do you prove it?

What?

Qi Zi Fan was stunned.

Lin Zixiao wasn't so embarrassed anymore, since it was Lin Fan's identity after all, she interjected, Mom, don't be like this, you're scaring people.

This sentence, mother, is extremely smooth.

Let Qi Zi Fan secretly look sideways, and then grinned.

Then you prove it!

Unexpectedly, my mother immediately shifted her attention and looked directly at Lin Zixiao.

Lin Zixiao's heart skipped a beat, and she immediately faltered: I... how can I prove it?

Hey, you can tell it's fake just by looking at you like this!

It's true, it's true. Lin Zixiao emphasized repeatedly.

Prove it! The old man wanted to prove it with all his heart.

As for the girl Lin Rui...

Hiding aside to eat melons and watch the show, I dare not interrupt at all.

She is very clear that whoever interrupts at this moment will be blamed. The best way is to keep silent and watch the show.

It really doesn't need to be proved, uncle, aunt, me and him...

Sister, you are so beautiful, gentle, and virtuous. How can my son be worthy of you? You are so perfect. This son must have hired you to pretend to be his girlfriend.

You are too dedicated.

But don't worry, everything that should be given to you will be given to you, but we will never be deceived by this brat!

My mother spoke uprightly, with a firm expression.

Qi Zi Fan was dumbfounded.

Lin Zixiao was also dumbfounded.

This is not right!

Wouldn't it be a disadvantage to start a teacher if this continues? It's not a question of who is on who's account at the moment. I can't be treated as a guy with my serious girlfriend, right? !

She is in a hurry.

Then how do you want us to prove it?

this···

The mother's eyes rolled: It's simple, send it to the bridal chamber. Now, immediately, immediately.

The old man was taken aback for a moment, then nodded: Yes!

Qi Zi Fan's head was buzzing, and when he looked at his mother, he was astonished.

Lin Zixiao was even more stunned.

Don't you dare?

But my mother said again: That's fake, I knew it!

Lin Rui gnawed the skin of the melon!

Oh My God.

She muttered to herself, Mom's position is really high.

It's definitely my mother.