What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Qifeng.

The fortune teller was speechless for a while...

The followers next to him were also stunned, and couldn't help but ask: Brother, do you have to write this insight...?

You can ask yourself.

The fortune teller was very depressed.

Isn't this nonsense?

Elder Ren Zhou has said that there will be consequences if you don’t write, and it sounds like a very serious consequence. You ask me if I must write?

Do you think I want to write? !

If I could not write, I...

Um? ? ?

Suddenly, Shen Suanzi's mind changed.

He found that since he dealt more and more with His Royal Highness, his thinking seemed to be completely opened, and his mind became more and more flexible.

Many times, there will be some ideas of playing cards that do not follow common sense.

For example now...

Zhao Yang!

Brother?

It's been some years since you voluntarily followed me?

Senior brother, it's been more than three years... Zhao Yang sighed a little: In these years, thanks to the guidance of senior brother, Zhao Yang has benefited a lot.

Ah That's good!

However, my fortune teller is also a person who wants to strive for the top. As my followers, you also have to work hard.

Brother, don't worry, Zhao Yang will definitely...

No, Elder Zhou's words gave me some ideas.

Therefore, I decided to set up some assessments!

Examination... assessment?!?

After Zhao Yang heard this, everyone was dumbfounded!

What the hell?

Does it feel like something big is about to happen? !

Yes, assessment!

But for a while, I didn't think about the system's assessment method. For now, let's follow Elder Zhou's wishes.

Within three days after Elder Zhou's sermon, you also write me a sentiment, but it must be different from the sentiment you wrote to Elder Zhou!

I just want to see how much progress you have made in the past three years.

Zhao Yang, you have to consider my hard work. I really hope that you can also wholeheartedly seek the Tao and strive to be the best...

Brother, Zhao Yangming...understood.

Zhao Yang's face turned pale.

The other followers who were nearby couldn't help shivering, and they almost collapsed!

One serving is enough for them to snatch off an untold amount of hair, if another serving...

Mom!

Are you still alive?

Fortunately, the magic operator didn't look at them, and didn't arrange an 'assessment' for them, so they gradually breathed a sigh of relief.

This made Zhao Yang even more anxious.

Why did Senior Brother Fang only assess me and not others?

Is it because you are dissatisfied with me? Do you think I have neglected my practice? Or do you feel that I have more promise than others and have higher hopes for me?

Uneasy!

However, this also made him firm in his mind.

I must write a sentiment that makes the senior brother extremely satisfied!

But he didn't know that the magic operator at this moment was extremely satisfied with his own approach and thinking.

Sure enough, it will be much easier to do things with His Highness's way of thinking~

I have one, two, three... a total of thirty-seven followers, even if each of them 'assessed' once, there are thirty-seven times...

Well, comfortable.

...

Wanxing Peak.

Shengzi went out with a dark face: You wait for each person to write two insights, each of which must be different. Give one to Elder Zhou and the other to me!

Yes, Your Highness...

The Dharma protector disciples looked at each other and almost cried out loud.

...

at the same time.

I don't know how many Zifu disciples are on the verge of collapse...

perception?

How do you write this thing? !

It’s fine if you feel about practicing spells or something, if it’s a big deal, just write about the process and experience.

But preaching...

The word Tao is originally mysterious and mysterious.

Otherwise, there would be no such thing as 'you can only understand but not express'!

Now let's write sentiments? !

This, this, this...

Everyone is stupid, right? !

this moment.

All the disciples who were watching the live broadcast felt the fear of being dominated by the 'online class'!

In other words, the scariest thing is not online classes.

But after finishing the online class, homework is still assigned! check homework! !

...

Zhongzhou.

Qi Zi Fan blinked: Uncle, I feel that Elder Zhou has a grudge against me...

He called the roll call and said he remembered it!

...Zi Xiao, don't be afraid! My uncle has already said that, if he dares to trouble you, I will let him know why the flowers are so red.

Su Muxue said earnestly: For example, you don't need to write about this feeling!

ah?

I came up with this idea!

Su Muxue was a little complacent: If I say no to writing, you don't have to write. If he dares to speak, you can let him come to me!

...

Hurrah! ! !

It really is a trap!

Not only did he cheat the enemy, but now he almost cheated all the disciples in the entire Zifu Holy Land...

This time, at least tens of millions of people!

Super big pit ratio!

This guy almost 'shivered'.

Just such a big hole by my side...in case someone accidentally gets hurt...

It's strange to say.

Qi Zi Fan suddenly reacted: I'm thinking about using my mobile phone to auction, and then get Lihuozhijin and Shuijinzhiyan, by the way, to see if there is any 'potential' to be the protagonist, and to find out what's missing.

Why did this suddenly turn into robbing the treasure house and running away?

...

It must be because of Su Paopao's trick!

This guy didn't know whether to be happy or sad.

Let's say it's a loss...

Not bad.

But let's talk about earning...

You can definitely find out about yourself afterwards, tsk tsk tsk...

...

The preaching continued.

Zhou Yuan, as the preaching master of the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion, once he opened his mouth to preach, it was almost like a lotus flower on his tongue, very profound.

Even though Qi Zi Fan didn't understand it very well, he still felt that he was very tall, and he benefited a lot...

Don't look at the Tao Te Ching when this guy opened his mouth, and he also condensed the golden ring of merit.

That's all because there is no Tao Te Ching in this world!

This guy can recite it, but you want him to understand?

fart!

That stuff is so profound, how do you understand it?

Let alone him, even Qi Zixiao couldn't understand it.

You have to be a boss at Mo Daolin's level to listen to it once, and it will be of great benefit...

At this moment, Zhou Yuan's preaching was a bit 'advanced' to Qi Zi Fan, but it was not enough to be completely incomprehensible, so the benefits were not small.

but……

Haven't heard it for long.

Su Muxue spoke again.

It's boring!

Preaching is so boring, if I wasn't on my way, I'm afraid I would have fallen asleep!

She looked disgusted: It's no wonder I fell asleep when I listened to the preaching elder's lecture!

Well!

Qi Zi Fan muttered secretly.

The image of this one is more 'three-dimensional'.

Still have the physique that wants to fall asleep after listening to the class?

Not to mention, this physique...I have it too!

...

This lecture is half a day.

It was getting dark, and Zhou Yuan ended quietly: Let's stop talking today.

Remember, within three days, hand over your insights to me!

Don't think about being lazy, and don't think that I don't know who is watching the live broadcast. I can get the list. Wait, I can do it for myself...

Click!

The live broadcast is over.

Before Qi Zi Fan could speak, Su Muxue let out a yell.

it is finally over!

Nearly suffocated me!

But I think this live broadcast is really interesting. Come on, Zixiao, take my phone and record me!

Qi Zi Fan looked at Su Muxue's cell phone, and blinked: ???

I want to broadcast live! Su Muxue vowed with great enthusiasm.

...

What are you streaming?

Of course it is to pass on my valuable experience!

Su Muxue's neck lifted, and she returned to her original appearance. She was unbelievably beautiful. Qi Zi Fan couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva at that white, smooth, delicate and slender neck.

Precious...experience?

That is naturally a valuable experience!

Su Muxue shook her head, feeling complacent: Teacher, preaching, teaching, and solving doubts are important, but valuable experience is the most rare thing!

In terms of the experience of wandering around the world of cultivating immortals and traveling everywhere, even your master, Zizhu, Xiao Zhan and other old guys combined can't compare to me alone.

You said, is my experience valuable and rare?

To get my advice, they are considered lucky~!

Qi Zi Fan: ...

Then I have your personal guidance, isn't that a blessing from ten lifetimes of cultivation? !

but……

No!

This guy suddenly thought of one thing.

Are you trying to impart valuable experience? !

What is your valuable experience? Or is it more experienced than Mo Daolin and the others combined?

Come on, your experience is clearly making trouble and defrauding people, okay? !

Do you want to start a live broadcast and pass on your valuable experience? !

I'm a bitch...

Are you going to teach all Zifu disciples how to cheat people? !

! ! !

If this is really taught...

Well!

From then on, I am afraid that not only the saintesses of the Zifu in the past are all 'witches'.

After this precious experience is broadcasted live, I am afraid that after many disciples in the entire Zifu Holy Land walk outside, they will be scolded and even turned into street rats. Everyone will shout and beat them, right? !

When I think of that picture...

Well!

Qi Zi Fan couldn't help but have black lines all over his head.

What are you still doing?!

Su Muxue didn't think about that at all, and looked very excited: It's rare that I'm interested, hurry up, start the live broadcast!

I want to let Zhou's big head know how to 'preach', so that the disciples will be full of interest and will not be drowsy!!!

Qi Zi Fan: ...

What else can I do?

Su Muxue is so persistent, so let's... broadcast it!

In just a few minutes, the live broadcast room was created successfully!

Qi Zi Fan took a deep breath and said, Master, are you really sure that you want to share your precious and cherished experience?

What's there?

Su Muxue smiled brightly: Although my experience is precious and cherished, adaptability and talent are the most important. They are not you. If you can learn 20-30% of my skills, it will be considered good.

Open, open, and give me a promotion for the whole purple mansion~!

Tell me, why didn't I think of this before?

If I had preached earlier...

My Purple Mansion must be even more brilliant and resplendent~!

Qi Zi Fan laughed awkwardly: ...

You are really confident!

I almost didn't hold on today, but fortunately I still persisted, yah yah yah, keep going!