Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

When it comes to Jies'er, it can basically be declared that the whole incident has come to an end. Duan Ming is quite satisfied with his performance so far for the new director of the police station who was accidentally helped up.

As for the fact that the Xilaile embassy had been exposed and would be involved in the subsequent actions of the Lingzipai Hotel, Jiesier, apart from being extremely reluctant, did not show much negative emotion.

Saying goodbye to Jies'er who kept scolding her, Duan Ming swaggered back to the Lingzipai Hotel with his human face. Along the way, he often heard citizens talking about the changes in the hotel tonight. It has become a favorite topic for everyone to talk about after tea.

Therefore, it is basically foreseeable that He Nian and Qiu Yu, the two "heroes" who jumped out at critical moments, would be used to reduce the impact. No, before they arrived at the hotel, they saw from a distance that they had organized many employees to gather in the hotel's backcountry. The door was left open for a while to explain something.

Seeing Duan Ming return, they continued to arrange their work calmly, and it took a while before they got together in the dormitory room.

He Nian came to the end and closed the door tightly. He turned around, his eyes full of excitement.

"Ha, you really have your destiny! Do you know what my status is now? Most of the employees in the entire security department can be dispatched at my will. Although it is enough for me to establish a certain prestige before the crisis of public opinion is calmed down. This is much better than before. It’s much faster to use force to climb up. You can imagine that my points will rise in a few days.”

As expected.

Ignoring the big head shaking its head, Duan Ming looked at Qiu Yu calmly: "How are you? Are you feeling stressed?"

Qiu Yu shook his head relaxedly: "It's not a big problem. It's a small scene. Just create some new hot spots to attract people's attention. Everyone is just a sucker. Besides, the mission should issue a formal announcement tomorrow, let alone Problem."

"There won't be any announcements from the embassy."

"What? It won't happen? Isn't it just a show today? Isn't the new director here one of his own? Is it possible that he can still disobey you?"

"No, I arranged it."

"Why?"

"In order to allow the citizens of Lingcheng to speculate more about this, by the way, please don't be too impatient. At least before I cause more trouble, we still need to keep the hotel tight while we are in the Lingzipai Hotel. state."

Qiu Yu was stunned for a moment, then stared: "Did you find something in the general manager's office?"

Duan Ming shook his head helplessly: "I can only speculate."

"I didn't gain anything in the general manager's office. I can understand the folder, but I still can't find the passage to the top floor. Even if Chen Yongren comes here, maybe"

"Only the illusory ability of rules can explain all this."

"I'm going to get the general manager's rules."

"Duan Ming, you're crazy!" He Nian was the first to jump out and object, "It's true that you can copy other people's rules, but that's also based on being evenly matched. Only by constantly fighting against each other can you successfully acquire other people's rule abilities. , the strength of the leader of the Lingzi Pavilion Hotel is so strong even if you rely on your butt, I can slap you to death with just one slap, I won’t agree to it.”

Isn't it just a slap to death once?

Duan Ming smiled helplessly and looked at the big man: "You don't have to worry about this, I have a sense of discretion."

"But you are crucial to the rest of the plan."

"Qiu Yu will slow down his pace of resolving public opinion. Before Madou uses the excuse of poor performance to find someone to replace him, I hope you can obtain a higher status in the security department as soon as possible, at least to the point where you can respond to everything at once. The Ling Gang will also help you, and I will ask Zhang Xingxing to find someone to spread rumors outside to create opportunities for you."

Hearing this, Da Naou felt his scalp itchy again, feeling like he was about to grow a brain.

"So what exactly are you going to do?"

"Just follow my instructions in the future. Don't worry, I won't take your life for granted." Duan Ming stroked his big head kindly and smiled lightly.

Now that the conversation was about this, He Nian had no choice but to accept it, turned his head away in disgust and escaped from the clutches of the devil.

"Okay, then you should pay attention to yourself. Although it concerns Sister Lingling, you also said that Sister Lingling's life is not in danger at the moment. Don't lose your cool."

"Okay, okay, okay, I know, I know, long winded." Duan Ming curled his lips and waved, then turned to Qiu Yu.

"Are you okay? With this arrangement, your prestige that has just risen may soon fall to the bottom, and you may even be in danger of having your points deducted, but don't worry, I will."

Before he finished speaking, Qiu Yu raised his hand to interrupt him. He shrugged nonchalantly: "What are you talking about? I know very well where my current achievements come from. If anything happens, just feel free to arrange it. Neither Ji Xian nor I will do it." Any objections.”

Speaking of Ji Xian, Duan Ming seemed to have not noticed the missing figure of an old man since he entered the room. He glanced around suspiciously.

"Huh? Where are you planning ahead of others?"

He Nian: "Oh, when he came back, he saw that there was no work arranged for him and he went to work overtime."

"Working overtime? When did this guy become so motivated?"

"The prerequisite is that he didn't get your love curling iron. This kid is so angry that he doesn't even bother to watch such a big thing happening outside."

Duan Ming: "."

"Forget it, leave him alone, I guess this guy won't come back to sleep tonight. Everyone has a hard day, so go to bed early. There are still a lot of things to be busy with tomorrow."

Everyone nodded after hearing this and returned to their bunks to prepare for bed.

He Nian was making the bed when he suddenly turned his head in confusion.

"Yeah? Duan Ming, you have arranged tasks for us, but what about yourself? What are you going to do tomorrow? We can also give you some support depending on the situation."

Duan Ming took off his clothes and said: "Oh, it's nothing. I can't do anything until you guys stabilize. I naturally have to do my job well."

"Go to bed early. Tomorrow will be the first time I show off my cooking skills since entering Lingcheng. None of you are qualified to eat, hehe~"

For some reason, both of them felt a chill in their hearts, and sincerely began to pray for this unlucky man.

This unlucky guy is naturally Zhang Xingxing.

Of course, he had no idea of ​​the hell he was about to encounter. At noon the next day, as usual, the newly promoted Ninth Master of the Ling Gang visited the Lingzipai Hotel again.

As per the old rules, several of his confidants acted independently to inquire about the leader of the Ling Gang, while he himself continued to go to yesterday's box.

A group of young men were already waiting in the box as usual, and a young devil with a keen eye immediately ran to the door and ushered Captain Star in.

Zhang Xingxing was stunned at first.

It's not like he's showing off. At this time, there should already be some dishes on the table.

Today, it's empty.

At this time, he slapped his forehead.

Oh, yes, Brother Duan said yesterday that he would cook a delicious meal for himself. I guess he wanted to ask for his taste before starting?

Woohoo~ Brother Duan is so good.

But, having said that, why did Xiaojiu resent Duan Ge so deeply after he came to the house to cook food last time? But fortunately, that's all.

who cares.

Woohoo~ Brother Duan is so good.

Just as he was sighing, at the same time, in the back kitchen of the hotel, a large group of ghost chefs stopped what they were doing and looked dumbly at the figure that kept screaming strangely in the smoke.

One of them couldn't help but poked the meat bomb brother: "Team leader, are you sure that the food cooked like this can be served to the Ninth Leader of the Ling Gang? Why do I smell the smell of smelly socks?"

Brother Meat Bomb is also a little unpredictable.

It was right to want to target the guy with the red cloth hair, but there was no need to bet on the Lingzi Hotel's sign. It was still a bet that he knew he would lose.

What's more, the identity of the other party is also very unusual. Once this plate of "stinky socks" is served on the table, even if the main responsibility in the end is the life of the chef, he, the head of the kitchen team, cannot escape the involvement.

As soon as he thought this, he yelled: "That's enough! I'm going to fire your mother!"

What came in response was a rapidly rotating kitchen knife, which hit the meatball guy right in the face and was halfway stuck.

Duan Ming emerged from the oil smoke with a dark and pretty face, and put his hands on his hips: "Why are you swearing!"

Brother Rou Bang was so angry that his whole body was trembling. He angrily pulled out the kitchen knife on his head, and blood suddenly spurted out.

"Duan Ming disobeys the team leader's arrangements and openly contradicts the leader. 0.5 points will be deducted!"

"It's yours."

Duan Ming muttered something and continued to get back into the smoke, and the strange screams started again.

Afraid of an egg.

He had learned from Xiaowu that the department head did have the power to punish his employees to a small extent, but only to a small extent. For humans, a maximum of 0.5 points could be deducted each time, and a maximum of 2 points would be deducted for the day. Otherwise, Just a department leader can easily handle every human being who enters the mysterious world.

With Zhang Xingxing here, the only way to gain more lives is to earn points, so how can I still value a small 0.5.

The blood on Brother Rou Bang's forehead began to stop, disgusting granules kept crawling around the edges of the wound, and his entire face turned crimson.

"Do you think you can do whatever you want if you get along with the ninth master of the Ling Gang? I won't let you even see him! You are not allowed to eat any of today's dishes!!!"

This is not just a personal grudge. In the sight, the black-faced Duan Ming has already walked out with a plate of stuff whose raw materials can no longer be identified. When he smelled it, his expression was intoxicated, as if he was enjoying the delicious food in the world.

If such a black and unknown object were to be served on the guest table, Brother Roo Bomb, the head of the kitchen team, would probably not be able to continue his career.

Unexpectedly, Duan Ming glanced over with contempt and said, "You won't deliver it if you don't want it? Who do you think you are? This is a dish ordered by Mr. Zhang Xingxing himself. It disturbs the guests' enjoyment. You, a little chef, are responsible for it." Can people afford it? If you don't want to be served, ask him yourself."

But Brother Routan really doesn’t believe in evil.

In the kitchen, he had the final say and it was only a matter of words not to let Duan Ming cook, but Zhang Xingxing still wanted to consult and immediately sent his confidant Xiao Ren there.

Just changing the chef, how big a difference would it make? Besides, he was just a small employee who got a few words of praise for delivering a dish.

He quickly calmed down his anger.

Once Zhang Xingxing's approval is obtained, this little bastard will completely lose his false minions. By then, won't he be able to do whatever he wants?

When I think of this, I still have some small expectations.

But soon the smile on his face solidified.

Xiao Ren came back faster and whispered in his ear: "Report to the team leader, the guest insists on eating the dishes cooked by Duan Ming, and he said a lot of good things to no avail."

"Huh? How could this happen?"

"I don't know." Xiao Ren glanced at Duan Ming maliciously and said.

"Actually, this is a good opportunity. Doesn't he want to serve food? Even the dogs won't eat it. If he wants to serve it to him, if it does come to the table, the Ling Gang people will definitely be furious, and This is what they asked for themselves. You, the team leader, cannot be blamed. Who can blame you for committing this fate?"

The more Brother Routan listened, the brighter his eyes became: "Okay, you are such a villain."

"But I like it. I'll give you 0.5 points."

Then he turned to Duan Ming with a wicked smile and said: "Forget it, I don't care about the faults of villains. You go and serve the food."

Duan Ming rolled his eyes and called Xiao Wu to step over Big Meatball, muttering at the same time.

"You were obviously rejected by the guest, why are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf?"

"Hey, I wonder what Zhang Xingxing's expression will be when he tastes my stinky tofu and canned herring. He must be very happy. This is a newly developed dish of mine."

Brother Routan on the side was frightened when he heard it, and he followed him in a hurry.

This would really make the other party unhappy, and he would have to show up in time to apologize.

The "magic chef" duo and the "bad-mouthed" duo came to the door of the box one after another. Duan Ming handed the carefully prepared dishes to Xiao Wu's hands and knocked on the door.

Knock knock knock~

"Dear guests, the food is here~"

Then he pushed open the door and entered.

The ghosts and spirits sitting in a circle were already hungry with anticipation. However, their boss seemed to be very patient and did not dare to go out to urge them. At this time, when they heard the sound of "Fan Ling", they all subconsciously opened their mouths in anticipation. Head and look around.

subsequently

"Witch! Who took off their shoes? It's time to eat!"

"What shoes? It's the smell of that dish!"

"Damn it! What kind of monster are you! Why did you use such vicious means to murder the top leaders of our Ling Gang!"

There was a wailing in the house, and Brother Routan and Xiao Ren outside the house were hiding on the edge and couldn't help but cover their mouths and snicker.

Look, retribution is coming, right?

But soon their expressions began to look puzzled.

The noise inside gradually subsided.

They stuck their heads out to find out.

Zhang Xingxing looked around with warning eyes, and all the curses suddenly disappeared.

Then he pretended to look at Duan Ming with admiration and smiled slightly: "This tastes emmmm very unique. Did you make it?"

"Yeah~" Duan Ming grinned.

I almost cried inside.

Finally someone who understands me appears.

Woohoo~ Boss Xingxing, you are so kind.

Zhang Xingxing nodded and exaggeratedly leaned forward to take a deep breath. He wanted to pretend to be intoxicated, but he couldn't continue the act.

The smell is too strong.

Above.

to hypoxia.

His expression changed from a slight frown to a violent cough, and a lot of tears were squeezed out.

Perhaps because he was afraid that Duan Ming would not like it, he hurriedly explained: "Ha, ha, ha, I can't control myself when I see the dish I like. Don't be surprised."

"Then I'm welcome!"

Amidst the shocked crowd of young men with their eyebrows, Zhang Xingxing picked up a small lump of black meat and put it into his mouth.

His expression changed in an instant, as if he was very surprised.

"Hmm~ Even though this dish looks average, it tastes really amazing. You all should try it!"

real or fake?

The boys were hesitant, and one person hesitated to lift his chopsticks. The moment he put his chopsticks into his mouth, his expression was no different from Zhang Xingxing's. First, his expression changed, and then he started to praise it profusely.

More and more boys joined the team, and the box soon turned into a large-scale bragging scene.

Did this make the bad duo outside the door confused?

Could it be that the dish was really a dish that was full of gold and jade?

At this time, Brother Routan heard Zhang Xingxing shouting inside: "Hey! That big head at the door! You are such a good chef, you should be rewarded!"

"Yes, yes, yes! The reward deserves the reward!" × Several.

Brother Routan had a dull expression, and only reacted after Xiao Ren pulled him. He immediately put on an ugly smile and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, Lingzipai Hotel always has clear rewards and punishments, and can win unanimous praise from the guests. According to the rules, 5 points can be added.”

"Duan Ming, you have to keep up your efforts!"

"Yes! I will never destroy the Lingzi Hotel's sign! I will work hard!!!" Duan Ming responded loudly.

He was genuinely happy.

Not because of points.

The important thing is that a close friend is hard to find!

He solemnly bowed deeply to Zhang Xingxing and others: "It's best if everyone likes me, so I won't disturb everyone's enjoyment."

After saying that, a gust of wind blew with his brisk footsteps, and the two of them couldn't stay any longer, so they said goodbye and left.

The ghosts sitting around were still talking and laughing with each other with smiles on their faces, and kept giving thumbs up in praise. When the door finally closed, everyone's expressions were frozen at almost the same time.

"Ugh~"