Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

"Wooooooooooo~~~~~~"

Chen Yongren caressed Duan Ming's face that was about to become distorted, and said firmly: "Although I don't know why Officer Duan always brings tears when he calls me over, but as long as I am here, I will definitely protect Officer Duan's honor. "

"You stepped on my hand! It hurts, it hurts, wuwuwu~~~~~"

"Ah, I'm sorry, Officer Duan!"

Chen Yongren immediately jumped back and retreated.

It hurts even more~

Duan Ming stood up and rubbed his hands angrily, wiping away the tears from his eyes.

Forget it, you can't blame him. The landing place summoned by the Weeping Grave is random. Who knows whether he will die or not just happen to be on his hands that he carelessly placed while he was kneeling down and crying.

"Okay, time is running out, hurry up and search this room to see if there is an old folder, or a passage leading to the upper floor, or anything else that you think looks suspicious," he ordered.

"action!"

Chen Yongren wanted to ask for some more specific clues, but it was obvious that Duan Ming himself had begun to search hard, and he immediately understood the priorities of the matter and started to take action.

Only three minutes.

To be honest, what Duan Ming likes most is the drawing of the Lingzi Hotel in the folder. For some reason, he always has a vague feeling in his heart that this is a great clue.

But from He Nian's description earlier, it was most likely that the general manager carried this thing with him. We could only hope that he would leave it in the office if he was in a hurry to go downstairs.

But this time, the invincible treasure-hunting ghost also encountered setbacks.

Soon more than half of the time had passed, and Chen Yongren was still looking around in confusion, not at all as efficient as before.

Duan Ming also gained nothing.

I rummaged through the bookshelves, drawers, and places where I could hide things. Except for the various complex reports from the hotel, there was nothing that looked suspicious.

There is only one explanation.

The folder was carried by the general manager again.

But why is there no passage to the 18th floor?

It has been clearly learned from the security captain that the entrance to the top floor is only in the general manager's office. Now that Chen Yongren has joined, he has never seen the so-called entrance, and there is not even a place like a door or passage.

Seeing that time was about to run out, Duan Ming had no choice but to let Aren cry back first.

This trip was in vain.

Of course he wouldn't just leave empty-handed.

Before leaving, he buried the vibrating balls in the leather case directly under the boss's chair.

He still believed 100% in the information about the prompt function.

Huh, kill me once, right?

Don’t even think about it!

In the end, a portal anchor was left in the office, and Duan Ming had no choice but to return in vain.

On the 17th floor, Jez'er, who was on the front foot, was still under pressure and was stalling for time with some arrogant words. When the three minutes were up, he immediately changed his tune and gave in with a slight smile.

"Okay, okay, let's give Lingzipai Hotel some face today. We won't delve into this matter any further."

The general manager's cold face moved slightly without revealing any trace.

She was unwilling to make matters worse unless necessary. It was a bad idea to have a conflict with the Xilaile police officer who represented "justice" in the hotel. Since the other party was willing to give in, that would be the best thing.

"besides."

"I understand. I want to clarify tonight's rumors to the outside world. I understand that since this matter is over, our police will naturally not do any tricks behind the scenes. Don't worry."

Jez'er said in a relaxed mood, because in her peripheral vision, she saw a little fat black man quietly touching her again.

He pointed to the past: "But I want to take him away. If he dares to threaten me, he must be educated well."

The four words "education and education" were emphasized, and the tone was extremely unkind.

From the perspective of the general manager, she couldn't see Duan Ming go and come back. She looked forward slightly, her eyes full of disgust.

"Okay, then there's Director Lao Jersier. I'll give him a few words of education by the way, so that he knows what to say and what not to say."

"That's natural. Oh, and please also ask your hotel to strictly manage it so that this kind of situation doesn't happen again. It will be very difficult for us to do."

"If you don't want to disturb me, I'll take my leave."

"I won't send it."

Hao Huandang immediately started walking towards the elevator entrance.

Wu Lai was still confused. He held Duan Ming's collar unceremoniously with one hand and whispered viciously: "When did you run away?"

Duan Ming: "When you guys were about to start fighting, I was so scared that I almost peed. I went to the toilet. Oh, please stop inking and take me away quickly. That woman's breath was too scary. I was afraid." She’s going to fuck me to death.”

No wonder they are so cooperative all of a sudden.

To be honest, not only was the man in his hand about to be scared to death, Wu Laigang was so nervous that he almost spit out his shit just now. He had no time to care about his life being controlled, so he didn't have any doubts about it.

A group of police officers took several elevator rides and finally disappeared completely on the 15th floor, leaving only three people in the corridor.

The general manager, Supervisor Madou, and Xiao Wu who tipped off the news.

Madou's body was almost soaked with cold sweat.

This is considered a major mistake in his work.

At this time, he didn't even dare to make a sound, let alone explain.

The general manager glanced at me coldly: "Is this the result of me trusting you to hand over the hotel to you? Madou, you have disappointed me so much."

"Just this once, never again"

The second half of the sentence was not spoken, but Madou could already hear the strong threat, and could only nod tremblingly unconsciously.

At this time, she looked at Xiao Wu who was at a loss and said: "You are very good. Now, go downstairs and see if the police have kept their promise to clarify this matter."

"Okay, okay, okay."

The two of them helped each other go downstairs, while the general manager quickly returned upstairs.

The corridor that was bustling just now was suddenly empty.

Behind the door of room 1504, Yongmei happily leaned on the door and took a series of pictures of the ditch: "Look, Sister Maomao, I just said that guy is a pervert, right? He lives next door to me, and he still calls me miss? Maybe you can tell me Do you have any perverted fantasies in your heart?"

"Hey~ I'm getting goosebumps. Fortunately, the police officer from Lingcheng arrived in time."

On this side, the general manager hurried to his office.

She always had a bad feeling.

It's just a prostitute, why does the new director Jiesier need to personally take action? Forefoot's own office had just been invaded by a petty thief, and something big happened at Hinfoot's hotel. When they are connected in a series, something is wrong no matter how you think about it.

The suspicion was quickly confirmed.

The human skin mask and rolling pin from the little thief were gone.

"Xilaile Chakan!"

The general manager gritted his teeth and said.

Fortunately, except for the disappearance of these two things, nothing in the office had disappeared. This also made her even more confused and unable to figure out the other party's purpose.

While stroking her chin and thinking, she subconsciously walked to the chair in front of her desk and sat down without warning.

"Aha~"

In an instant, her eyes widened and her whole body began to tremble violently.

She wanted to stand up, but her body was so weak that she couldn't do it.

Or

Deep down, she didn't want to stand up either.

Gradually, her complexion began to become abnormally rosy, her expression began to be blurred and intoxicated, and her whole body slumped against the backrest, drooling unconsciously.

Likewise, half of his pants were gradually soaked through.

On the first floor of the hotel, Jiesier led the police force into the lobby. In order to reduce the impact, the "actor" was temporarily extradited to the hotel through the back door, and only the fat little black man was led to the front door.

It was a bustling place outside the door, full of ghost heads.

The new chief of the police station led a large number of people into the Lingzipai Hotel, which has always been law-abiding. The news spread from one person to another, and the commotion became more and more fierce. Everyone wanted to know what happened and join in the fun.

Naturally, the hotel would not let this group of virtuous owners act recklessly. The security department sent a large number of people to stand in front of the hotel. A human wearing a lobby attendant's uniform was standing at the front, howling at the top of his lungs.

"Everyone, please be sensible. Our Lingzipai Hotel's reputation has always been obvious to all. This is a normal exercise for our mission team, and it is definitely not what you might have guessed."

"It's okay for everyone to watch, but please maintain order and don't affect the normal customers who want to enter the hotel. I believe the truth will be revealed soon."

Although the crowd of onlookers was still noisy, they really calmed down a lot after being persuaded. At this time, one of them pointed at the emerging hammer man Jezer and shouted: "The new director is out! Oh, look at that little boy The fat black man must have been arrested, it seems like something really happened at Lingzipai Hotel!"

Along the rhythm, the commotion begins again.

But as soon as he yelled, this guy who was not afraid of trouble was instantly slapped to the ground by a big security guard.

"You have the ability to say something nonsense again? If I don't kill you, I won't be named He! The reputation of Lingzipai Hotel cannot be damaged!"

"Hey! Why are you fighting ghosts!"

"Just a security guard, what are you pretending to be!"

"Damn it, I can't bear it. The security guard of Lingzipai Hotel is beating me!!!"

A slap instantly caused three waves, and the crowd at the front showed signs of breaking through the defense line.

at this time.

boom!

The ghost who was knocked to the ground and wanted to fight back with red eyes looked helplessly at his left leg.

Wherever there were legs, they were blasted to pieces by a light cannon.

The whole place was silent for a moment.

Jez'er still maintained the posture of raising the hammer to aim, and then the high-tech hammer mechanically twisted, burying a barrel hidden in the center of the hammer, and changed back to the hammer form again.

He calmly put it back on his back and walked forward with a cold face, looking down at the poor kid without legs.

"Wantlessly spread rumors, take him away, and lock him up for a few months."

"I"

"If you keep talking nonsense, you will be executed on the spot."

The legless boy immediately covered his mouth with his hands in horror, not daring to say anything.

The scene was even quieter.

Only then did they realize the strength of Police Officer Wei Jie.

It doesn't make sense at all.

Jez'er glanced around coldly and said, "There is no need to explain this matter to you today, but since the trouble has reached this point, for the sake of the reputation of Lingzi Hotel, it is still necessary to make an explanation."

"Nothing that you have speculated has happened. This is just a situation drill jointly conducted by our Xilaile Station and Lingzipai Hotel. This one."

He pushed out the little black fat man from behind: "This is just an enthusiastic citizen participating in the exercise. Please don't gossip. It's okay to watch. It's understandable if it affects order, but if it spreads rumors,"

"Our embassy guys are worried about not having much success lately, hey~"

With the top police officer refuting the rumor, the onlookers suddenly began to feel bored, especially the row at the front who had just started making noises. They simply ran away and soon the crowded street in front of the door disappeared.

Jiesier and later Madou and Xiao Wu nodded and left with their troops and Duan Ming. A bunch of staff who had just maintained order on the scene also gathered around.

The security team leader hesitated for a long time before asking softly: "Director Madou, what was this just now?"

Unexpectedly, what he received was a vicious glare.

"Didn't you hear that just now? It's just a drill. Are you all done? Why don't you go back to work?!"

"Ah yes yes!"

Now the staff also rushed back to the hotel with hunched shoulders.

"You two stay for now."

Madou suddenly pointed at He Nian and Qiu Yu.

When the crowd dispersed, he first looked at He Nian: "You have performed well just now. There is no need to indulge those who spread malicious rumors. Lingzipai Hotel also has its own rules. It is definitely not something that cats and dogs can slander at will." .”

He said to Qiu Yu, "You are not bad either. You controlled the situation very well. The hotel needs people with judgment like you."

"This incident happened suddenly tonight. I believe that even if there is an explanation from the embassy, ​​there will be some aftermath in a short period of time. In the following time, you two will work hard and deal with it."

"Okay, no problem, Director Madou." Qiu Yu replied seriously.

"Well, go ahead and get busy."

Madou was also agitated at this time, so he turned and left without saying a word. He still had a lot of things to be busy with.

After they left completely, the three people present could no longer conceal the excitement in their eyes.

Duan Ming's move actually killed three birds with one stone.

Taking advantage of the opportunity to get into the general manager's office, why Nian Qiuyu provided him with a chance to perform, and by the way, Xiao Wu, who had only met him once, was a big help.

At this moment, Xiao Wu has come into the sight of the general manager.

Although he didn't know what Duan Ming's follow-up arrangements were, He Nianqiu Yu had already confirmed that Xiao Wu was also a part of the plan, so everyone naturally became acquainted with each other a lot.

This plan only fooled one person.

How powerful.

But this guy's real body is far away in Mingcheng, which is thousands of miles away. He's just using a face. What's the big deal? The biggest problem is that he'll be compensated after the matter is over.

You see, Yongmei has appeared, and when everything is settled, she brings him to tears and lets him meet his idol. Why should he not be grateful to herself?

At least that's what Duan Ming, who is now handcuffed to a chair in the police station, thinks.

In fact, just yesterday, he was still a part of the mission. In essence, he is still now.

He has his own police officer hat.

But now, with He Wei's face, he can only play the role of a senior prostitute.

He stared blankly at Wu Dipi Wu Lai for a long time. The latter had no idea about the secret deal between the fat little black man in front of him and his director. Even now, they still think that tonight's overtime work is due to this guy.

"What are you looking at! It's a one-on-one challenge!" Duan Ming grinned and stretched out his foot to kick Wu Lai.

"Damn it! How dare you be so arrogant when you come to the police station? Believe it or not, I will shoot you in the head!" Wu Lai fiercely held the ghost pistol to the little black fat man's head.

Suddenly, a cold voice sounded from behind him.

"Have you forgotten what I told you?"

Wu Lai turned around and suddenly broke into a cold sweat: "Director Jiejisier, me, me, me, me."

"There will be no next time." Jez'er said calmly, "I took him away and taught him a lesson myself."

"Yes, yes, director, walk slowly."

It wasn't until Jies'er and Duan Ming completely disappeared from sight that the two of them breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Wu Lai looked at his empty hands alertly.

"Wuchao! Where is my police officer's gun?"