Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

That night, in a magnificent meeting room somewhere in Mingcheng, Yan Yang was seated in it, but he wasn't sitting at the top. With a frightened expression, he probed his head and asked the ghost in the mirror sitting in the center.

"Master Jing, do you really need to carry out a city-wide raid?"

The ghost in the mirror glanced coldly and didn't answer. His index finger kept tapping on the armrest of the seat.

But Yan Yang was not included.

From the mouth of the ghost in the mirror, he already knew that he was not confused by Duan Ming's tricks at all, but was occupied by his boss's boss.

No one likes the feeling of being manipulated by others, but it is different in the Paradise Realm. The unspeakable sense of mythology has already been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and he is his own great leader. Although Yan Yang's expression is still panicked at this moment, his heart is already full of fear. Happiness blossomed.

He is someone who has been led.

Even involuntarily and secretly raised his position.

He moved his chair closer to the ghost in the mirror: "Master Jing, that kid..."

Half of the conversation was interrupted by the ghost in the mirror dissatisfied: "No need, this is the meaning of the master."

As a confidant who has been following Bu Wenren, although the ghost in the mirror is not very strong, he is quite confident in his ability to read words and deeds.

"Since the gentleman didn't say anything before he left, he just hoped that the situation would develop normally. You're doing it all over the city..."

"To be honest, I feel that you should still have nothing to do with him, but it will inevitably greatly affect his plan, which is not in line with Mr.'s purpose at the beginning."

"Leave it alone, monitor him according to the previous method. With his keenness, he should be able to detect our purpose soon, and he will come out generously."

"Oh, that's right." He added, "Since the master didn't take me back, it means that he also acquiesced in my original intention of coming out to make trouble, and I don't need to deliberately cause trouble for that kid, but if he comes to the door by himself... "

"Damn it, put me in a sack and bring it back so I can beat you a few times!"

"Uh..." Yan Yang has never seen Lord Jing look so annoyed, what happened between them?

Without asking too much, he immediately agreed: "Okay, just do as Master Jing said."

"Everyone heard it, and each did his own thing."

"By the way, everyone has a few sacks with them."

...

"So you think Yan Yang's manhunt won't last long?"

In the property office of Guancai Community, a delivery boy and a delivery puppy were sitting obediently aside. One had a blackened left eye, and the other had been flicked dozens of times, and the skin turned out.

Duan Ming nodded solemnly and looked at Lu Shaocheng: "Probably, the fact that the ghost in the mirror was left behind can explain the problem. That person still wanted to continue his observation plan, and even acquiesced in adding two fires to the ghost in the mirror." .”

"But this is still speculation. The premise of everything is that the ghost in the mirror can see the meaning clearly. If he is a fool, then any inferences are useless."

"Anyway, I'll take a look at the situation in the past two days. You will help Wang Jue solve the social terror problem in the Guancai community. You can come out when you are really fine."

Duan Ming walked towards the door while talking.

It was almost night.

"Then be careful yourself!"

Lu Shaocheng yelled in concern from behind, then turned his head to face Wang Jue who kept his head down all the time, showing a self-righteous and kind smile.

"Sleep together at night?"

Wang Jue: "∑(O_O;)"

It has been explained before that the poker-faced brothers and sisters will be gathered at the gate of the Guancai community when the evening is approaching. It will be more than half an hour before this meeting, and Ye Xiangming has been waiting on the road at the gate for a long time.

As for Ye Xiangqing, the scorched ghost's car was given to her.

Brother Neiku turned his head indifferently, and a strange look flashed in his eyes.

"Where's Lu Shaocheng?"

"Oh, he has plans tonight."

Duan Ming casually pointed to the real estate office behind him. Through the window, Lu Shaocheng was holding the Rotten Ghost King by the waist with a proud face and walking away.

Ye Xiangming unconsciously shuddered and shook his head.

"Then... that... then let's go, what about your car?"

Duan Ming smiled slightly, and a version of Jackie Chan jumped up and jumped in from the passenger window.

Stuck in the ass.

With great effort, he got in and didn't feel embarrassed, so he calmly flicked the non-existent bangs.

"It's okay, just randomly grab a lucky driver on the road later."

It is not easy to have a car.

"Oh right, what time is it?"

Ye Xiangming looked at his watch: "11:50."

Duan Ming: "!!!"

"Hurry up, hurry up! What are you doing in a daze! Go away! It will be night soon!"

"oh."

Ye Xiangming clutched and reunited, put into gear, and turned on the lights in one go, which made Duan Ming envious for a while.

Just as the car was about to start, a bloody ghost trotted over from Ye Xiangqing's car in a hurry. He first looked at Duan Ming, the co-pilot, and then said to Ye Xiangming.

"Huh? Why is someone already there? Didn't the female driver over there say that this car can leave?"

Brother Neiku reacted for a moment, leaned over without hesitation and opened the car door next to Duan Ming, and at the same time squeezed a smile on his face as much as possible: "Come on, I'm a friend, we chatted in the car for a while , where are you going?"

Duan Ming: "(-_-)"

But he got out of the car obediently.

It is understandable for people to do tasks for their cars to earn good reviews.

He ran to Ye Xiangqing's co-pilot and sat down, and the person next to him rushed out with a bang, and disappeared immediately, leaving only two envious eyes in the car

The roaring movement gradually disappeared, and the atmosphere in the car gradually solidified.

Duan Ming and Ye Xiangqing have not even spoken more than ten sentences so far.

a long time.

"Well, let's go."

"oh oh."

Ye Xiangqing also reacted and started the car.

She was not bad looking at all, her short hair matched her small face, especially her pair of bright eyes. If it weren't for the coldness of other facial features, these eyes would add a lot to her youthful aura.

As soon as she touched the steering wheel and gear lever, Ye Xiangqing's temperament suddenly changed, and a kind of radiance called self-confidence made her look extremely attractive.

until the wipers start to shake from side to side.

Duan Ming: "..."

Ye Xiangqing: "..."

Duan Ming: "..."

Ye Xiangqing: "..."

Duan Ming: "Cough~ To be honest, don't you know how to drive?"

Ye Xiangqing's eyes turned white all of a sudden, and she said coldly.

"If you can't talk, talk less."

Neikumei is Neikumei, she talks like a dick.

Yes, it's best to be able to drive, I don't have the same knowledge as you.

Duan Ming lazily lay back on his back: "Then hurry up, it will be night soon, and I don't have your driver's identity to protect me now, if I really come to a boss, I'll be damned."

"Worry."

Ye Xiangqing's tone was cold, and the movements of his hands didn't stop, he shifted gears and released the clutch like flowing water, just like his brother Ye Xiangming.

Then the car started to start like a snail.

"!!!"

Duan Ming jumped up from his seat.

"You just can't drive!"

Ye Xiangqing couldn't pretend anymore, her eyes flickered, and she used her voice to cover up her panic.

"What nonsense are you talking about! I actually got a driver's license, but I just have relatively little driving experience. Why do you say I can't drive!"

"But sister, I'm really in a hurry now, it's almost night, at least let me get a car before then."

"Oh, don't rush, I will definitely send you to the downtown area as soon as possible."

Ye Xiangqing began to frantically control the vehicle, and the car moved forward.

Duan Ming shut his mouth urgently.

Because the front windshield in front of me started to get wet.

If the nonsense continued, it would not be a joke to provoke the accelerator.

Without Duan Ming's pointing fingers, Ye Xiangqing gradually grasped the rhythm, and the speed of the car slowly picked up.

40 yards.

Duan Ming's thumb was almost sweating, he tightly covered his mouth and tried not to let himself cry.

It's so fucking annoying.

Fortunately, the traffic lights are still a face-saving, basically all the way is smooth.

But it didn't work either.

The neon lights in the downtown area are still four or five streets away, and a chill envelops the whole body in an instant.

Night fell.

"It's already night, there must be no ghosts when you pick it up, go to the duck!!!"

Duan Ming hurriedly urged.

"I want you to tell me."

Ye Xiangqing responded coolly, shifted gears with a click, and the speed of the car finally increased to 60 yards.

Duan Ming wants to cry but has no tears.

This street has a speed limit of 60 yards.

We can only hope that there are taxis that can pass through this nearby area.

But the taxi did not wait, but a ghost waited.

At the other end of the traffic light, a tall and thin ghost who looked like a bamboo pole was waving at the taxi.

Ye Xiangqing's expression became solemn for an instant.

Now is not the time to joke around.

She flipped down the sign of an empty car, waited until the traffic light turned green, and slammed on the accelerator.

Turned off.

It's okay, restart the car, change lanes and turn right with the wipers on.

But the bamboo pole ghost on the opposite side quit, and ran over with long legs, even at several times the speed of the car's starting speed. He caught up and grabbed the rear window with one hand.

I don't know where such a thin body can get so much strength, but the car was pulled to a stop abruptly.

The bamboo pole ghost grinned, looked greedily at Duan Ming, the co-pilot, and licked his lips.

"I said, why did it turn over the empty license plate and change lanes suddenly? It turns out that there was a little mouse that slipped through the net."

"Si Liu~ah, I haven't eaten fresh human flesh and blood for a long time, I really miss it."

As he spoke, his thin bamboo pole-like hand poked in through the car window, aiming at Duan Ming's collar.

Ye Xiangqing in the driver's seat didn't show any panic on her face. The moment the car was pulled to a stop, her left chest lightened up instantly, and then a burst of black smoke rose, condensing into a woman in a long white dress in the back seat. A female ghost with an astonishingly large wound on her chest.

"Ready to fight!"

The tone is cool, but the person is dumb.

She watched Duan Ming grab the slender wrist that came in, took out a blood-stained kitchen knife, and chopped off the ghost's palm. Then, while the bamboo pole ghost was still screaming, she jumped up and wanted to look handsome from the car window. jumped out.

Got stuck in the ass again.

After struggling to climb out and put on his pants, the Bamboo Pole Ghost who felt wrong had already run far away.

What the hell are humans already this strong?

He's not bald either.

But before he ran far, the Bamboo Pole Ghost felt a strong pulling force coming from his scalp.

Let me wipe, the old men are fighting to pluck their hair?

He also became angry for a while, and stretched out his other good hand to grab the top of the head behind him.

Yep, the hand is gone too.

"The old men are fighting and pulling their hair? Are you still a male ghost?"

Duan Ming gritted his teeth, grabbed someone's hair and pressed it to the ground, took out the consecrated folding stool and slammed it down.

"I'm in a bad mood right now. I'm in a hurry, so why are you here to make things difficult for me?"

"Ah! Ah! Stop hitting! I won't dare next time!"

"And next time? I'll leave it at that, if I can't find the lucky driver within ten minutes, I'll let you end up with the black fan!"

"Ah! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Have you ever heard of a bottom-up fingering?"

Both being male, the Bamboo Pole Ghost understood in seconds, and immediately the whole ghost curled up into a ball, screaming and roaring.

"Don't hit it, don't hit it, otherwise, if you have this hobby, I'll cut it up and give it to you, and you can play it however you want!"

"You have a thorough understanding that long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, that's a good idea!"

Beside the car, Ye Xiangqing and her contract ghost stared blankly at Duan Ming's atrocities, and for a moment didn't know what to say.

The female ghost poked Ye Xiangqing: "Hey, Xiangqing, what is the strength of your friend? Can a peak ghost-level be beaten like a dog?"

Ye Xiangqing shook her head in a daze: "I don't know, I just thought he had a better brain, but I didn't expect him to be so powerful."

"Oh, all right. But what did they mean by bottom-up fingering?"

There was a silence.

After looking at each other, the two little faces blushed at the same time.

At this moment, a crossroad in the distance suddenly turned and two bright lights came, driving towards this side very fast while honking their horns.

Duan Ming and the bamboo pole ghost's eyes lit up at the same time.

Saved! ×2

As the car approached slowly, Niu Gang's face gradually appeared in everyone's sight.

Can you imagine a face experiencing ecstasy, doubt, shock, and horror for less than two seconds?

Niu Gang is.

The speed of the car that had just slowed down was soaring with a loud roar, the rear wheels were all slipping, and even the front of the car was raised a little.

"Niu Gang!"

In the time of Duan Ming's soft roar, the car had already gone seven or eight meters away, and then it slammed on the brakes again under the watchful eyes of everyone, and backed up in a desperate manner.

Niu Gang smiled, and his face almost turned into a bun: "Aha, Boss Duan Ming, why are you here? You see, I almost missed it just now."

Duan Ming smiled and looked at him without saying a word.

Just like that, another round of rapid expressions began to change, and finally froze in a mournful face.

Duan Ming hooked his fingers, Niu Gang obediently got out of the car and trotted over, and began to explain on the way.

"Just now, I just saw a bright light flashing here, and thought someone was going to take a taxi. Now I don't see your car here, so I don't want to grab the business. I really have no other ideas."

"Oh? Is it like this?" Duan Ming silently hid the consecrated folding stool behind his back, "It seems that I really misunderstood."

Niu Gang wiped off his sweat: "Ha, ha, yes."

Duan Ming: "That can't make you run for nothing, right? I'm in charge of this matter, and I'll grab this business for you."

"No, no, no, no, how can you be ashamed, we are all colleagues."

"Hey, why are you being polite? You also said that we are all colleagues, and those who can help will definitely spare no effort."

Niu Gang struggled with his expression: "Then, that's fine, then thank you."

"Hey, what's the matter, which one of us is with whom?"

Duan Ming hugged Niu Gang's shoulders familiarly.

"Actually, I am very righteous, but you never knew it."

"In this way, help people to the end, I will help you drive the car tonight."

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