Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

The accident this time was purely just a confrontation between Duan Ming and Bu Wenren. As for the original dungeon mission, Duan Ming guessed that Bu Wenren would most likely not intervene.

Now it seems that, hey, this old dude has really let go of the shopkeeper.

Fortunately, Duan Ming was mentally prepared for this.

Hmph, do you want to see my ability? Then watch it!

Duan Ming looked back at Yan Yang solemnly...

Then run away.

Only fools confront you head-on.

Yan Yang, at the peak of the ghost level, has a ghostly aura of 99999. It stands to reason that it is easy to chase a little guy who is at the beginning of the ghost level, but he soon realized that something was wrong.

Where is the opponent still running? Both feet are swung into two circles, just like cartoons.

The increase in hand speed at level nine is terrifying to the feet.

Seeing that the distance between the two sides was getting farther and farther, the reinforcements finally arrived, and ghostly men in black suits rushed out from all directions. There are more than ten people.

Duan Ming: "(〝▼皮▼)"

Damn it, it's a fool's play, so don't blame me for zooming in!

I saw that he first easily broke through the flying pounces of the two fat guys, and when he broke through the encirclement, he jumped high with a long-distance sprint, and then...

"Dancing Kongshu!"

Very second-level lines, the effect is extraordinary, and the effect is also extraordinary.

The jumping body no longer has the restraint of gravity because of the special effect of the "take off without lake" ghost skill, and the whole body suddenly rushes into the air with the help of initial force.

"Wuhu~"

While screaming strangely, Duan Ming's figure quickly moved away, and he was about to disappear into the building complex not far away.

A group of ghostly men changed from walking quickly to walking slowly, and gradually gathered together, all of them looked at the sky with envy.

"Wow, he can fly~" × number.

Yan Yang, who was at the end, suddenly lost his temper, and hurried to the back to reward them with their favorite chestnuts one by one.

"Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly your mother! Hurry up and let me chase you!"

"Oh oh oh."

The group moved quickly again.

At this time, Duan Ming was still in the air, and the feeling of not being restrained by gravity was very refreshing to him. He looked back at the ants that were getting smaller and smaller, and he could even lie down leisurely, with his legs crossed and his head pillowed.

"Heh~ Want to predict my landing point and catch me? Wukong is not so simple. When I enter the building complex, I will make another bend, so you can find it."

At this time, he sat cross-legged in the air.

There is a residential area not far ahead, and it is time to act.

In a building in the outermost circle, there is another family cooking dinner, and the head of the household is looking up at the outsider with a startled expression.

Duan Ming grinned and said hello.

But the next second his expression froze.

etc!

Residential building?

water?

I go! ! !

There is only one rule for taking off without a lake. There is no water source within 10 meters around. It was very novel just now in the air, but I forgot about it all at once.

We have already reached the living quarters of ghosts and spirits, how could there be no water? ! ! !

As a result, the body that was gradually rising began to slowly fall.

Hey wait wait wait a minute!

The laws of nature are always inevitable.

Duan Ming watched helplessly as a high wall grew bigger and bigger in his sight.

"Well~"

A grunt.

Suddenly, a human-shaped crack appeared on the wall.

clang clang~

Breaking through a large pile of bricks, Duan Ming who passed through the wall can even stand firm in the room behind the wall.

This is a very warmly furnished room, but the timing of the current intrusion does not seem to be very suitable.

The disheveled Duan Ming froze his movements, seeing a tall white figure standing straight in front of him completely naked (zhuo), apparently about to change clothes.

And the other party obviously didn't expect that a person would suddenly appear from a wall, his brain was almost short-circuited, and the whole person kept his hair tied and was stunned for a long time.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The deafening sound that came out after that almost knocked out Duan Ming's earwax, so he took two steps forward urgently.

"Don't yell, don't yell! It's me! Duan Ming!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Oh yes, it's daytime now, you don't know me during the daytime."

Duan Ming recognized each other at a glance.

Although those gorgeous and sexy outfits are missing, the facial features can't be changed, especially the iconic beauty mole between the eyebrows and eyes, isn't it just white.

To be precise, it should be the white avatar during the day.

Unlike the sexy babes at night, she looks very dignified during the day, and her face without makeup has a temperament that can even be called elegant.

After all, they are all beauties.

It's just that the current Yang clone is obviously unable to communicate, Duan Ming looked out through the cracks in the wall behind him, and many security guards have already rushed over, pointing at the wall not far away.

It's troublesome, it's clear that he came directly to this room, so he can't pull Yang's avatar into the water cleanly, right?

After thinking about it, he didn't care about it, and rushed forward to hug the screaming figure into his arms, while covering his mouth with his hand.

"Don't yell, don't yell, I really won't hurt you."

I believe you are haunted.

A strange man who suddenly broke into the room violently, hugged and hugged him as soon as he came up, is this called not plotting to do something wrong?

Jiebai nodded again and again with frightened eyes.

The strength is not as good as others, and a big warm hand tightly hugging her waist makes her feel weak all over, and she is powerless to resist.

Then only...

Duan Ming saw that the person in his arms gradually calmed down and no longer cared about her, and began to seriously consider how to help Jiebai get out.

Now Yan Yang and the others have clearly targeted the current room. Based on the current understanding of Yan Yang, even if he leaves first, the other party will most likely be suspicious of Bai. Doubt the owner of the room, the first reaction is to escape from this room.

With a decision in his heart, he was waiting for Duan Ming to make a move, and before he could let go of the hand covering his mouth, suddenly a tingling hot flash came from his palm.

Um?

He looked down, just in time to meet a pair of seductive and sly eyes that glanced over.

"White?" he asked tentatively.

The palm was licked again, and Quan regarded it as an answer.

Duan Ming fully confirmed that he would let go, and said pleasantly, "Are you temporarily combined?"

The yin-yang avatar can also have a short-term chance to combine during the day. Just now, the innocence of the day obviously felt threatened, so he combined the complete rules and tried to give it a go. It seems that the idea of ​​​​the yin avatar is dominant.

"Well~ I said last night that I would look for you if I had the chance, but I didn't expect you to be so impatient to come to me by yourself." The yin avatar giggled cleanly.

Then he said: "Okay, stop joking, it seems that you are in trouble?"

Duan Ming smiled wryly: "To be precise, you are in trouble and it's all my fault."

"what happened?"

"It's Yan Yang."

"Yan Yang? Why did you mess with him!"

"It's not convenient to explain now, you follow me first and get out of here."

Speaking of Duan Ming, he was about to get up, but found that the person in his arms hadn't moved.

Jiebai: "Why, you want me to run out like this?"

Only then did Duan Ming realize the coolness of the other party, scratched his head and said, "Then you should hurry up."

"Well~"

I don't know whether it was intentional or not, when Jiebai got up, she twisted her waist four or five times in a row, every time she hit the right spot, and even after she got up, she bent down to take the clothes from the bed...

poof~

poof~

Puff~~~~~

This time he didn't use the "dancing air technique", Duan Ming took off again and was rushed to the ceiling by the nosebleed.

With her back turned, Jiebai snickered to herself.

What a fucking leprechaun.

The clean and white dress is very fast, but it was all put on in a minute or two, but it was not the hot girl outfit last night, a loose top and a pair of loose wide-leg pants, which perfectly hide the devil's figure, and even the hair is just Simply tie a ponytail behind the head, a kind of simple beauty.

"Still spraying? Let's go."

Covering her mouth and snickering, Jiebai walked out the door first, Duan Ming wiped her nose, and quickly followed after wearing her clothes inside out.

The corridor was very quiet, and Yan Yang's men hadn't found them yet, so Duan Ming followed the twists and turns and walked through one path after another, and exited the building through the back door of the building.

Not safe yet.

The sound of chaotic footsteps gradually came from the corner not far away.

Duan Ming pulled past Jiebai without hesitation and walked in the opposite direction.

Before he took two steps, there was a sudden shout from behind.

"Hey up front! Stop!"

Duan Ming stood still, patted the back of his white hand carelessly, and then turned around.

"Excuse me, what's the matter?"

He was indeed one of Yan Yang's men. The big man in black suit frowned and stepped forward: "What kind of mask do you wear properly? Take the mask off for me!"

The unfamiliar mask obtained from Jiang Ping'er's friendliness made the big man have no impression of Duan Ming at all,

Duan Ming held his mask tightly and couldn't help shaking his head: "I can't take it off, I can't take off this mask."

"If you want to pick it, you can pick it, what a waste!"

"Then... that's good." Duan Ming took off the mask very "reluctantly", revealing a completely unfamiliar face, a face that had been severely rotted from around the mouth.

"You see, I chose to wear a mask because I got a very vicious curse, which can be transmitted through the mouth."

The big man took two steps back subconsciously, gritted his teeth and looked at the rotten part with distaste, and immediately waved his hand: "Okay, okay, let's go, let's go quickly."

"Okay thank you."

Duan Ming put on his mask back, held up his little white hands, and walked away in front of them.

Fortunately, two-hand protection was prepared on the stairs.

If it weren't for the strange mask that took the lead, with the suspicious personality of this new boss of Mingcheng, I'm afraid it would not be so easy to get away.

It didn't take long before there were more and more strange shapes in the surrounding area. This is the beginning of crossing the outskirts of the city and coming to the downtown area.

At this point, you can basically guarantee safety.

At this time, Jiebai broke free and said: "I should go, the time for the ruled combination is about to expire, and in the state I just faced with you, I think I have understood another reason why I need to be combined, and she will recover later Character doesn't know what to expect."

"Don't worry, I have a way to communicate with her. The next time you meet, it shouldn't be so embarrassing."

"Okay." Duan Ming said with some embarrassment, "Today's matter..."

Jiebai: "What are you talking about so much? Since you have already promised Yuwei to help you, it's almost once or twice. On the contrary, it's you who provoked Yan Yang. In the following days, I'm afraid it won't be so much in the daytime." It's over, be careful yourself, if you have anything to do, just go to the address just now and find me, I will help if I can."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Duan Ming to respond, he left a sweet smile and turned his head to leave, disappearing among the crowd of ghosts.

Duan Ming's expression gradually softened.

Alas, if it wasn't an accident, I don't want to involve Qingbai this time.

But what I said is right, I have provoked Yan Yang, the current custodian of Mingcheng, it is really not convenient to move freely during the daytime, but fortunately, the task of praise has already been arranged by Qin Wei and He Wei, if the next day Take it easy, and you can even get good results at the settlement.

Of course, this is only for Lu Shaocheng.

Duan Ming owns a plastic surgery mask and an unfamiliar mask, so he can hang out for a while.

Anyway, the current top priority is to find Xiao Heizi and Xiao Gouzi first. With Lu Shaocheng's shrewdness, he will definitely not choose to go back to the taxi company at this moment, and will most likely follow the black fans to the Guancai community.

He identified the direction and began to walk towards the community.

Not to mention, I really met these two guys halfway.

I was walking on the side of the road, a golden shadow suddenly flashed past my eyes, I looked intently, it was a yellow-robed dog carrying a yellow-robed person, one person and one dog were wearing cute yellow helmets. It also had the words "Ghost Group Takeaway" printed on it, and they rode electric bikes that came from nowhere, speeding ghostly through the streets.

Duan Ming rubbed his eyes in shock.

That's right!

It's really a dog leading people!

The car slowly stopped in front of the traffic light, a short leg tried to kick and kick on the side, laughing to death, the height of a whole dog was still above the ground.

It was Lu Shaocheng in the back row who supported the vehicle, leaned towards the dog's head with a small expression and whispered: "Hey, is it reliable? I just saw a guy in a suit and a police officer checking at the intersection. I always feel that he is here for us." .”

Wearing sunglasses, the black fan said coldly: "What nonsense? Can't you trust your black fan? You need to know who we are now? In the strange world, the status of the delivery boy is very special. It may be a ghostly fate, the gentleman Yue Ming said that we should give the delivery boys the greatest convenience, even if these little minions are really looking for us, they probably won't make trouble for us, so you can rest assured."

At this moment, one person and one dog felt a tap on the shoulder at the same time.

Both faces froze at the same time.

Heifan turned the accelerator a little expressionlessly, and the car wobbled forward a little to give way.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, maybe they are in a hurry, just let them go first." The black fan comforted in a low voice.

At this moment, a voice came from behind him: "Hello..."

Lu Shaocheng: "((((;°Д°))))"

I felt the hairs on my back stand up.

"Go, go, go! Didn't you fucking say that 80% of them might not come to your door!!!"

Black fan: "This is not 20% possible! Don't talk nonsense, my paw slipped, please help me to twist the accelerator!!!"

Duan Ming froze in the movement of reaching out and patting his shoulders, watching helplessly as Lu Shaocheng grabbed the dog's tender spot tightly, a piece of floor grease ran a red light, and disappeared at the end of the street in two or three seconds.

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