Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Jiang Zhidi had never felt such a terrifying heart palpitation.

Different from most people's fear of the strange world, he is one of the few people who yearns for the exciting life of the strange world. , and even found a lot of extracurricular books on the mysterious world through the relationship to study, it can be said that I have made complete preparations for the first entry.

But after all, it is theoretical knowledge. Who would have thought that they would encounter a fatal situation as soon as they entered it?

He stared helplessly at a pale hand protruding from under the door of the compartment, with three branches of red, white and yellow between his fingers. The thickness of his thumb was thick, but the color on it was obviously dyed by himself. The place has not been dyed in place, it looks very low.

How could Jiang Zhidi notice such small details now, the whole person huddled on the toilet seat, as if there were tens of millions of ants crawling all over his body.

Like Duan Ming before him, he knew that no matter what he chose, he would end up dead, but he didn't have the ability to remind Duan Ming, so he had to cover his mouth and nose tightly with his hands, tears rolling in his eyes, for fear of making a sound and being recognized as a A choice is made.

At this moment, the horrifying murmur that had been repeated came to an abrupt end, followed by the other party's doubtful voice.

"Huh? Who are you?"

To be honest, Duan Ming is somewhat grateful to the guy with the hooked butt in front of him. The invincibility in the early stage is almost all due to the three pieces of toilet paper left by the other party, although he has not used it until now.

He smiled friendly and pointed to himself: "It's me, it's me, don't you remember?"

The paper-feeding ghost withdrew his hand and looked straight at it. This was the first time Duan Ming saw the whole appearance of this guy. Except for his pale complexion and an abnormal bend in his arm, there was nothing scary about it.

He scratched his butt and thought for a long time and shook his head: "I have no impression."

"oops."

Duan Ming stepped forward directly, took his bent forearm with a smile on his face, and gave it a light squeeze.

Click!

"Hiss ~" × several.

Several boys and girls watched helplessly as their forearms were folded into two pieces and then connected to each other intimately. Instead of being angry, this ghost had an expression of surprise on his face. His five fingers danced like a Kato hawk.

[Toilet paper delivery ghost friendliness +20]

[Toilet paper delivery ghost friendliness: 60]

"Oh~~~ I remembered, it turned out to be you."

Then he paused.

"I wiped it, so it was you boy! Damn, give me back my toilet paper!!!"

Three low-quality dyed branches kept pulling in front of Duan Ming's eyes.

Are you so desperate that you need to use branches to solve it?

Duan Ming felt distressed for a while.

Then he said sternly: "What toilet paper? What are you talking about? Why can't I understand."

"Damn it for me! At that time, I obviously left the toilet paper in the cubicle by accident, but it was gone when I came back to look for it. At that time, you were the only one there, who else was there if you didn't take it?!"

The paper-feeding ghost swayed the three branches vigorously, bringing up a small fragrant wind.

Qin Wei and the others dodged again and again, and at the same time they realized something.

It turned out that the thing this kid had been using to scare people came from this guy.

In fact, there is no need to threaten with Duan Ming's eyes, and they will not take the initiative to tell the truth.

This guy's background is not simple, otherwise he wouldn't have given "paper" to that unlucky kid in the cubicle after Qin Wei stipulated that he was not allowed to harm human beings.

At this moment, one of the twigs waving wildly came out of his hand and flew straight towards Duan Ming.

Lying grass!

Duan Ming's heart trembled, and he kicked away without hesitation.

This is naturally nothing unusual in the eyes of ordinary people.

Except black powder.

This guy now completely regards Duan Ming as his master. Seeing the branches flying from Duan Ming's feet, the instinct hidden in his genes began to germinate.

I'll go, I'll go, don't, don't, there's shit on it! ! ! (°д°)

But, I really want to pick it up~()

Why is instinct called instinct...

"Wow!"

The black powder flew forward, jumped up high, and accurately bit the small flying stick in the air, and then landed firmly.

As soon as he touched the ground, he hastily spit out the stick in his mouth.

Vomit~~~~~~~~~~~~

A group of people froze in unison.

"Awesome."

The paper delivery ghost froze for a moment, ran over to pick up the little flying stick, hid it in his arms like a treasure, and ran back again.

Although the friendliness of 60 is not enough for him to obey Duan Ming's words, it can basically prevent the occurrence of violence, that is, the three-color toilet paper is too important to him, otherwise this moment should be a happy scene.

Since Duan Ming is shameless and refuses to admit it, the paper delivery ghost has nothing to do with him, so he gritted his teeth for a long time before opening his mouth.

"I will definitely get my toilet paper back!"

Duan Ming also echoed with a serious face: "Okay, if there is a need, just talk, and I will help you."

Well……

Woohoo~ He is so gentle, I cried to death.

No, the toilet paper must be on him.

But what if I'm wrong?

Impossible, since he was the only one present at the time, it must be him.

Just denying the infinite matryoshka, the paper delivery ghost left the public toilet with a tangled expression.

If you have a chance, you will be compensated.

Like Chen Haolan, Duan Ming made an illusory promise in his heart.

Then he looked at Qin Wei.

"Before, I forgot to ask, what is this guy's background, it seems that you have never heard him mentioned before."

Qin Wei said solemnly: "He... our property management is out of control."

Duan Ming's expression froze: "He belongs to Building B?"

"Yes, and one of the few people in Building B who is willing to come out."

"Is that so?"

Muttering, Duan Ming leisurely looked at the building through the window, still looking ordinary.

Shaking his head, he put it behind him for the time being.

This is not something he can consider now.

At this time, there was a slight noise from the closed toilet cubicle, first a very small crack was opened, the small eyeballs rolled behind the door, and then opened all at once.

"I'm going, is it safe?"

Jiang Zhidi boldly walked out of the cubicle, and the group of classmates in front of him reassured him a lot.

He looked at Duan Ming: "Excuse me, did you beat that ghost away?"

Duan Ming was stunned for a moment: "Well, how long have you been in there?"

"Uh, about five or six minutes, what's wrong?"

Duan Ming took a deep look at him.

With a mortal body, you can persist for a few minutes when you first enter a mortal situation. Regardless of your ability, this kind of character is worth cultivating.

As the base of the gang, the Guancai Community has promised Luo Yulong to make it a safe dungeon, but it is aimed at some ordinary human beings who are worthless.

After thinking about it, he smiled slightly, patted Jiang Zhidi with style, and said to Qin Wei: "Director Qin, this...emmm..."

"Jiang Zhidi." Jiang Zhidi reported his name in due course.

"Oh, this Jiang Zhidi, take care of him carefully."

Qin Wei narrowed his eyes and nodded with a strange expression.

Jiang Zhidi's eyes lit up.

Hey, is there a boss covering me?