Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

In the small square of the Guancai Community, with a flash of bright light, nine figures appeared instantly.

As soon as they arrived, one of them collapsed on the ground with his legs limp. Although the rest of them were not so exaggerated, they were not much better, and they couldn't help looking around with frightened eyes.

As usual, not long after, Qin Wei came on stage with black fans, but this time it wasn't just the two of them. In his arms, he was holding a baby with a wicked smile at the corner of his mouth that obviously didn't belong to this age group.

Among the three of them, half of Qin Wei's face was bloody and bloody, half of his eyeballs were still hanging down, and there was a doll with a big brain and a pair of dead fish eyes glaring across the boys and girls, especially a few girls. , black fans look the most normal.

With a signal, Xiaobao was put down, turned around and kicked the black powder to the back.

"Go away, don't steal my limelight."

"Ah!!!!! Ah !!!!!!!" "" "

Gouzi was very cooperative. After doing this, the entrants this time immediately understood who was talking, and all focused their attention.

Xiaobao was very satisfied, showing a smile with the corners of his mouth down.

"Um?"

Qin Wei understood, and embraced it again with a helpless expression, and then his immature voice sounded.

"It's very obedient. Next, I will announce the rules of the game. The three departments of the property department will complete the owner's request, and then..."

After thinking for a long time, he raised his head and looked back: "Then what happened?"

Qin Wei wiped his forehead: "There is no more."

Xiaobao: "Oh, there is no more."

Boys and girls: "..."

Compared to Qin Wei's appearance, Xiaobao was not so scary at all. A girl stepped forward hesitantly and asked, "Then may I ask..."

Unexpectedly, Xiaobao's eyes suddenly glowed brightly: "Ha! Did you tell me to speak? You violated Qin Wei's death rules!"

Qin Wei: (_)

Do you have no rules yourself?

Oh yes, for a catastrophe-level horse riding a horse, you don't need to meet any conditions to kill someone.

Xiao Bao fumbled and took out a remote control from his clothes.

"Oh, how should we punish you?"

"Huh? Why do I have a time stopper in my hand? Isn't this in time? This is not it, just use this."

When they heard that the rules of death had been fulfilled, everyone's scalps went numb for a while. Seeing what Xiaobao took out now, several of the girls' hearts trembled even more.

But the boys relaxed, and even stared at the remote control greedily with fanatical gazes in their eyes.

Xiao Bao smiled evilly, stretched out the remote control and pressed it on the girl who was speaking, and his face changed from blue to pale immediately, while the girl remained motionless for an instant, like a statue.

The fanaticism in the boys' eyes became more ferocious.

After signaling, Qin Wei put Xiao Bao on the ground, and the little guy crawled over clumsily, and climbed up to the girl's body bit by bit, and climbed to the chest position, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh of melancholy.

"Oh, it's empty."

"Sure enough, I still haven't made any progress at all, and I still have to rely on my father's ability."

He turned around: "Qin Wei, can I eat her?"

The girl immediately felt her scalp burst, and there were eight other people who performed together.

This little guy with a big brain is not harmless to humans and animals as he thought before.

Qin Wei made a small expression.

Damn it, you are a catastrophe level and you still ask me a little devil if you want to eat it? This unknown throwing pot?

Of course, he was also extremely smooth when he was an official.

"Ha, of course, Master Xiaobao can eat whatever he wants, but..."

"The property in the Guancai community is best not to make trouble for human beings for no reason. This is a rule set by Duan Ming. Oh, of course, I am not saying that you have to abide by it. You are not a property owner. I just said that, haha."

When Xiaobao heard about it, he immediately fell into disbelief.

"Oh fine."

He looked at the white snow on his chest reluctantly, he couldn't eat it, so it's okay to charge a little interest, right?

Just as he opened his small mouth full of sharp teeth, Xiao Bao felt that the back of his neck was mercilessly picked up by Destiny.

"Who! Damn me..."

In a blink of an eye, he saw a displeased face.

Snapped! Snapped!

The crisp two slaps brought tears to Xiaobao's eyes.

"dad!!!"

"You still know that there is a father like me?"

Duan Ming brought the little guy in front of his eyes, and slapped him twice more angrily, Xiao Bao was even more moved, and threw himself into Duan Ming's arms, rubbing his nosebleed and snot on his clothes.

At this time, Qin Wei stepped forward and explained: "Duan Ming, it's not what you think. This kid is quite obedient these days."

"Oh? Did you blame me?"

Duan Ming looked into his arms, meeting Xiao Bao's face.

"Father, Xiaobao still wants it."

"There's really nothing I can do about you."

Then there was a left and right bow.

The boys and girls on the side were all stunned.

Is the way of getting along between ghosts and spirits so simple and rude? Besides, this father ghost looks too much like a human, right? Not to mention that the body is intact, even the skin color is normal and healthy.

With the lessons learned from before, now the few people refuse to speak up, just quietly watching the little guy's head grow bigger again.

After a long time, Duan Ming fanned a little tired, so he threw Xiaobao to Qin Wei and walked towards the novices this time.

Everyone took a step back.

Duan Ming's deliberately friendly expression stopped: "Look at you, what are you afraid of? I'm not a ghost."

What!

The weight of this news is no less than the joy of being rescued just now.

Several people started to look at Duan Ming up and down, and one of the bold ones even stepped forward to poke him.

"Hey! There is temperature! He is really alive!"

Duan Ming squinted his eyes, and slapped his hand away angrily: "I told you all, but I still don't believe it."

"Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you. You are here to work hard these few days. I have explained it. Anyway, as long as you don't kill yourself, if your luck is not too bad, you should be able to survive a lot."

"Oh no, why are there only nine people?"

It was only when everyone heard this that they realized that they shook their heads and began to count the heads. There were really only nine of them.

"What's going on? Didn't the dungeon information say that there are 10 people's dungeons?"

"Yes, there is another person? Who is he? He should also be our classmate?"

"I'm going, it won't be an accident, right? That's too miserable, pure into a box."

"I don't think so." Duan Ming said suddenly, his eyes wandering towards the public toilet not far away.

He walked over first, and the others followed after hesitating for a while.

After going around a few turns, Duan Ming finally arrived at the starting point of his strange world, but the next second he froze for an instant, and his small expressions were pulled together, referring to the black question mark face.

I saw a thin figure poking out his buttocks, looking excitedly in an awkward posture, and poking his right hand into one of the closed compartments.

"Do you want white branches~ or red branches~ or yellow branches~"