Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Holy crap!

Xu Que was shocked by Buttface’s rhyming freestyle.

He even knows the department store! Where did he learn that?

Then he looked down and saw a tape recorder nestled in Buttface’s paws.

Now I know the answer!

Xu Que realized that Buttface had found these songs on the tape recorder. Then he had started to show off his newly learned skill. The cultivators had been annoyed by Buttface. Several of them had tried to kill Buttface with magic arts.

Buttface, hair standing on end, jumped up and was about to run away. His eyes were fixed on Xu Que. The next moment, an amazed expression appeared on his face, making him look like an emoji. Then, he started to curse, “Holy crap! Little brat, why do you stand there watching me? Come and help me!”

“Hey! What are you going to do? Don’t come any closer. I suggest you stay away from me. See that guy? He is my little brother, who can kill ten people with one punch!”

“Damn! How did you see through my disguise?” Xu Que was surprised. Jiang Hongyan and he had changed their appearances. He didn’t expect Buttface would recognize him immediately.

His dog eyes are awesome, and his sense of smell!

“Stop your nonsense! Do you think you can avoid being recognized by me through a disguise? It’s useless! An extraordinary man like you will always be so shiny and dazzling like a firefly in the night wherever you go!” Buttface, who was being chased helter-skelter, tried to run up to Xu Que. But he was constantly being obstructed by the cultivators.

“Wow, awesome!” Xu Que was so happy, for Buttface seldom flattered him. As the old saying goes, in desperation, a dog will not only leap over a wall, but also speak his mind!

“Come on, I’m dying!” Buttface shouted.

“Do you have freestyle for this?” Xu Que, who was not in a hurry, stood there and asked.

Buttface was so angry that he shouted immediately, “Yo, Yo, Xu Que is a lady-killer, these people try to be my murderer! How could you be an onlooker? Come and kill these mothers, for this is not a trifling matter!”

Snigger!

Xu Que laughed, for he didn’t expect that Buttface had this amazing gift!

“Hongyan, how do you like it?” Xu Que asked as he looked at Jiang Hongyan with a smile.

Jiang Hongyan was shocked a bit. Then she said, shaking her head with a faint smile, “I can’t quite understand that!”

“It’s OK. Just tell me your feeling about his freestyle!” Xu Que said with a smile.

“…I think it is OK!” Jiang Hongyan said thoughtfully after a short consideration.

“I don’t think it is OK!” Xu Que shook his head.

Hearing that, Buttface shouted angrily, “This is not fair!”

“OK, that’s enough, stop your nonsense!” Xu Que laughed as he dashed forward like a phantom.

Like a bolt of lightning, he moved through the cultivators and appeared in front of Buttface instantly. All the cultivators were stunned by his speed.

“Yo, Yo, Buttface, Buttface, just come with me!” Xu Que started his impromptu rap as he patted Buttface’s head.

Buttface walked away, following Xu Que delightedly as he sang loudly like a crow, “Let’s go, let’s go, this time I owe you!”

The cultivators were dumbfounded as they looked at Xu Que and Buttface as if they had run across two idiots. When they realized Xu Que was about to take Buttface away, they shouted angrily, “Stop!”

“My fellow cultivator, what are you going to do?” They stopped Xu Que and asked.

“You look strange here. I guess you are newcomer, right? I suggest you stay away from this issue in this place, otherwise, you will have to face the consequences!” One of the cultivators said, as he put his hand on his sword hilt and looked at Xu Que coldly.

Xu Que said with a smile, “As a member of the Exploding Heavens Faction, I’m not afraid of any consequences!”

Then, he attacked with his palm directly.

Boom!

A cloud of magnificent strength gushed forward abruptly. The cultivators at the Form Synthesis Stage were blown away as if they had been hit by a mountain. Then, they fell on the big trees behind them heavily and started to spit blood.

Crack!

The big trees were broken by them. The cultivators turned pale from terror.

How formidable his power is!

He is a cultivator at the Form Synthesis Stage like us, but why is he so powerful?

“You can show due respect to the Exploding Heavens Faction by forgetting what happened today. And you should be grateful for this!” Xu Que left with Buttface and Jiang Hongyan slowly, showing his unfathomable figure to the cultivators after saying those words.

The cultivators didn’t dare stop Xu Que. All of them had to make way because they were terrified. Besides Xu Que’s horrible strength, they were also terrified by Jiang Hongyan. After all, cultivators at the Crossing Calamity Stage were at the top of the food chain in the Road of Heavenly Ascension.

As Xu Que, Jiang Hongyan, and Buttface went further and further along the Road of Heavenly Ascension, the cultivators who traveled together with them became fewer and fewer. Some cultivators had traveled deeper into this area, while others were still wandering around at the entrance. Also, some had closed their eyes and become corpses in the Road of Heavenly Ascension! This was quite normal in the World of cultivators.

Xu Que walked slowly on the road. When there were no other cultivators who traveled together with them, he grabbed Buttface’s collar abruptly and shouted, “Buttface, I asked you to take them to the Mystery Land in the South Continent. Why are you here?”

Buttface was shocked and retorted immediately, “Damn! How do you have the nerve to say that? I’ve already taken them to the Mystery Land. Do you know how boring that place is? Especially Duan Jiude’s Master, who is absolutely a madwoman. She sang Love In A Lifetime every day! If I didn’t run away, I would have been driven mad by her!”

Buttface paused a bit, and continued to say with a smile of schadenfreude, “Oh, Duan Jiude is in serious trouble now! He planned to run out with me. But I kicked him back halfway. Then, he was captured by his Master, who threw him into the forbidden area of the Mystery Land. I guess he will suffer a lot this time!”

“Hah-hah, really?” Xu Que laughed with smug pleasure after hearing that.

This is really exciting news!

“Buttface, well done! Come on and give me five!”

“OK!”

Clap!

“By the way, Buttface, where did you kick? Did you kick his vital part?”

“Certainly, I had planned that kick for several months! It is a pity you were not there. Duan Jiude almost cried because of the pain.…”

…

Jiang Hongyan, who was standing beside them, had been totally surprised by their reaction. One second ago, they were shouting at each other angrily. The next moment, they started to talk and grin cheekily. Jiang Hongyan really didn’t know what to say.

However, when they started to talk about other topics, Jiang Hongyan said as she shook her head with a smile, “OK, it’s not a good time for small talk now!”

“As you wish, Holy Senior!” Buttface straightened his body and said, looking at Jiang Hongyan in reverence.

Xu Que’s lips twitched.This stupid dog is still planning to become a Prime Minister by flattering Jiang Hongyan!

“Buttface, could you give us a detailed description of how you came to this place?” Jiang Hongyan asked with a faint smile.

“Of course, Holy Senior! Actually, this is a long story, which should be started from my birth.…” Buttface was about to narrate his glorious experience in detail, so that he could leave a good impression on the Holy Senior.

Bang!

Before Buttface finished his words, Xu Que hit his forehead directly.

“Ouch! Little brat, what are you doing?”

“Stop your nonsense, or I’ll kill you! Just cut to the chase and tell us how you came here!”

“I came here on foot! Ouch! It hurts! Don’t beat me! I will tell you everything! Actually, I went to the East Continent three months ago.…”

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Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Buttface said he went back to the East Continent out of sheer boredom and planned to cultivate justice and save people from suffering. However, he found the East Continent, which was full of evil, to be hopeless. So, he went to the Celestial Burial Valley to relieve his boredom. On the spur of the moment, he entered the Celestial Burial Valley and tried to check whether a Celestial was really buried there.

He never expected he was walking into a killing spell Array, which was full of dangerous Void Cracks. Generally speaking, a Void Crack could be used to travel between two places like the teleportation device. However, the Void Cracks that were as large as needles or swords were extremely dangerous for cultivators. Once a cultivator was hit by a Void Crack, part of its body would be teleported to another place, no matter how powerful the cultivator’s physique was!

Therefore, Buttface was in a fluster. At last, he exploded hundreds of his magic artifacts to enlarge the Void Crack into a cave. Then, he jumped into the cave. The next moment, he appeared on the Road of Heavenly Ascension.

“Alas, I didn’t expect to be bullied by human beings on the Road of Heavenly Ascension as I was a wise and majestic wolf! My life was really miserable in these last months!”

“When I tried to beg for food from them, they drove me away. In order to avoid defecating indiscriminately, I peed on a tree, but I was still attacked by them. This is really a vicious world without any justice!” Buttface said sadly as he looked at Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan as if he wanted to receive comfort from them.

Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan exchanged eye contact with wry smiles as they shook their heads. As Buttface said, he came to this place from a Void Crack accidentally, which meant the entrance to the Road of Heavenly Ascension was not in the Celestial Burial Valley. Therefore, they couldn’t go back to the Four Continents through the same Void Crack that Buttface had gotten here with.

After all, void was something illusory, abstruse, and unintelligible for almost everybody. Technically, if Buttface could come to the Road of Heavenly Ascension through a Void Crack, Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan should also be able to go back to the Four Continents through it. However, the problem was they didn’t know how to go back to the Four Continents even if they could tear the void apart.

The reckless entry into a Void Crack was just like jumping into a vast ocean. Without navigation, they would only go with the tides and currents, and nobody knew where the tides and currents would take them.

“Damn! Why are you looking at each other? What I need is your consolation!” Buttface shouted immediately as he couldn’t stand being neglected by them.

Jiang Hongyan smiled but said nothing.

Xu Que also didn’t want to talk to Buttface. He had thought Buttface would bring them some good news. But it turned out they still couldn’t go back to the Four Continents! Buttface is really good for nothing!

“Hey, little brat! Don’t clam up on me! Let’s have freestyle! Yo! Yo! I look up at the sky, the moon is so high.… Crap! Wrong lyrics! Hey, don’t go! Where are you going? Are you going to have dinner? Wait for me!”

….

At last, Xu Que continued to move forward along the Road of Heavenly Ascension together with Jiang Hongyan and Buttface. Since they had arrived in this place, they hadn’t come across any adventures. They couldn’t return empty-handed. Maybe they could find some good opportunities or fortunes here. However, the Road of Heavenly Ascension had been opened for many years. Almost all opportunities or fortunes had already been taken away.

The entire place was quite desolate. It was nothing extraordinary except for its intense Spiritual Qi. However, they could see fighting marks everywhere. People would fight because of small conflicts or precious items! Xu Que didn’t even find an herb, let alone opportunities or fortunes.

They wandered all around in this area. At last, they walked through an open grassland and stopped in front of a waterfall.They didn’t find any trace of cultivators here. It was a quiet and picturesque place, where colorful butterflies were flying around.

“Wait, there is a cave behind the waterfall!” Buttface said, pointing at the waterfall.

Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan turned around and found a small cave behind the waterfall. It was so cleverly hidden that nobody could see it without careful observation!

“It seems nobody has entered this cave before. Let’s just have a look. Maybe we can really find something inside!” Xu Que said as he looked at Jiang Hongyan joyfully.

Jiang Hongyan nodded her head and walked toward the waterfall following Xu Que.

Buttface brought up the rear as he looked around carefully. In case of any danger, he would be the first one to run away!

However, the cave was inexplicably quiet. Xu Que, who walked at the front, entered the cave smoothly without even finding a protective spell. After that, a cool breeze caressed his cheeks. The air in the cave was filled with a delicate fragrance, which was so refreshing.

“What is that?”

At this time, Jiang Hongyan, who was behind Xu Que, also sensed the refreshing breeze, which surprised her a bit.

She looked around and fixed her eyes on the small lake in the center of the cave. Then, she said in surprise, “It appears to be…the Soul Marrow. How could so many Soul Marrows be stored here?”

“The Soul Marrow?” Xu Que, who was also surprised, looked at that milky lake.

Ding! “Soul Marrow is detected. Should the System start the extraction?”

The System’s warning tone echoed in Xu Que’s mind as a text box appeared in front of his eyes.

[Soul Marrow]: A condensation of the Heavens and Earth’s essences, it could only be generated in a place with special topography after many years.

Effect: It could clear the user’s mind during cultivation. It could accelerate the cultivation speed of Soul Strength and Taoist Connotation 30 percent and will also solidify them. Also, it could be used in Alchemy!

“Wow, it is awesome!” Xu Que’s eyes lit up immediately.

This could be the so-called good luck! In the Road of Heavenly Ascension where countless cultivators had explored, they managed to find a place with abundant Soul Marrows, which hadn’t been discovered by others apparently, by just wandering around.

“It seems what Lord Zeng said was correct! Little girl, your kismet is really extraordinary!” Xu Que said as he looked at Jiang Hongyan with a smile.

Jiang Hongyan also replied with a smile, “Your kismet is also marvelous!”

Xu Que was shocked by her reply. Then, he realized Jiang Hongyan was talking about how he got direction by throwing a shoe! However, the point was he didn’t activate his Lucky Aura just now. They could find this place probably because of Jiang Hongyan’s extraordinary kismet!

“Little brat, this is a perfect place for secluded cultivation. These Soul Marrows are enough to support our secluded cultivation for decades. I could also take this opportunity to condense that strand of soul which was taken away!” Jiang Hongyan said calmly with a faint smile. The newly found precious item didn’t cause any mood swing to her. It seemed all these precious items were quite common for her.

Xu Que was impressed by her words. If he performed secluded cultivation here, he would reach the Crossing Calamity Stage in two or three years and his Taoist Connotation would be stronger. Then, he would be able to confront the Emperor who had two Celestial Artifacts confidently!

However, according to his style, it was impossible for him to do nothing in the Road of Heavenly Ascension, which was full of uncertainties. Without creating some troubles, he would feel uncomfortable!

At this time, Buttface sneaked into the cave. When he saw the lake of the Soul Marrow, he shouted immediately as he rushed toward it. Howl! “Little brat, I didn’t expect you could find such a good place! Awesome! I will swim in that lake with the wolf paddle!”

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