Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo [email protected]

Swish!

Instantly, the jailers stood straight to attention with extremely serious expressions. Their stance was reminiscent of soldier’s stances on a parade ground.

Then the jailers shouted reverently, “All hail the Warden!”

Their voices were deafening and echoed all around the cellblock.

This scene shocked Xu Que and his teammates.

This Warden must be really prestigious!

No way! How could a girl with Lolita’s voice be so prestigious?

Could she be a Lolita with a big d*ck?

Xu Que started to look at the end of the corridor curiously.

Flop!

Suddenly, the ground started trembling violently as if there were an earthquake or something heavy had fallen to the ground.

Flop!

Flop!

Flop!

Soon the vibration became more and more frequent. The prison cell started to quiver. Everyone was sure now that it was an earthquake.

“Holy sh*t! What’s going on? I sense something dangerous!” Buttface shouted in surprise.

Xu Que’s eyes got very wide. He held the hands of Jiang Hongyan and Xu Feifei so that they could escape at any time. This vibration didn’t make an impression in the outside world. However, the Buddha Prison, which was immune to an attack by the 3-Color Fiery Lotus, was quivering at this moment.

Boom!

At last, along with a final deafening sound, a beefy figure appeared at the end of the corridor. Its head almost touched the ceiling. Apparently, this was a fat giant.

Gasp!

Buttface gasped and said in shock, “His momentum is so overbearing! I bet he must be the bodyguard of the Warden!”

“All hail the Warden!” Suddenly, the jailers shouted again as they stepped forward to bow reverently.

The Warden?

Is this guy the Warden?

Xu Que took a good look. Before he could analyze the situation, this beefy figure shouted with the crisp but majestic voice of Lolita again, “Who is going to escape from the prison?”

Flop!

After saying that, the giant stepped forward. The ground vibrated again. Her face appeared in a strand of sunshine from the darkness.

“Holy sh*t!”

“Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!”

“Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!”

Xu Que, Buttface, and the toy poodle all shouted in surprise at the same time. They were confused and almost out of their minds. They couldn’t believe their eyes. A woman’s face was on this gigantic body. Although she was very plump, they could still figure out her gender. But the most shocking point was that her voice was just like a Lolita, which was extremely unreasonable! The gap between her body and her voice was too large!

“What a beautiful woman! Her beauty is stunning!” Buttface shouted excitedly at this time.

“What?” Xu Que and the toy poodle turned around and stared at Buttface as if they were looking at a psycho.

Beautiful? A stunning beauty?

Are you kidding me?

Soon, Xu Que realized Buttface was just trying to flatter the Warden, so that he could win some favor and avoid being punished. So, Xu Que was about to debunk Buttface.

However, Buttface turned to Xu Que and the toy poodle and said ominously, “Little brat, this woman is mine! Don’t try to compete with me! Otherwise, I will fight you till my death!”

Holy sh*t!

Xu Que, who was about to say something, stopped in his tracks.

Do you really mean it? Are you sure? Awesome, my Buttface! You are really picky!

“Behave yourselves!” Suddenly, the beefy Warden at the end of the corridor shouted. However, it was just like a Lolita who was shouting angrily. This scene was being played out in people’s minds vividly. When they looked at the face of the woman, the vivid scene in their mind shattered. The contrast between her body and her face was mind-boggling.

Flop! Flop! Flop!

The Warden walked up with great momentum, shaking her beefy body.

Gulp!

Xu Que swallowed with difficulty. Even the jailers also started to swallow nervously.

Whoosh!

Suddenly, Buttface rushed up. It seemed he had been totally changed. Now, he was standing in front of Xu Que on his rear legs with his paws on his hips in a heroic posture. Then he shouted at the Warden as he pointed with his paw, “From now on, you’ll be my woman. I like you!”

Then Buttface opened the small world in his belly and took out a lot of things. Spirit Stones, elixirs, defective ancient artifacts, blood of all kinds of ferocious beasts, and genuine Japanese porn videos from Earth…

The ground was covered by all kinds of treasures.

“These are my welcome gifts. They are all yours! From now on, you will be my little princess who will never bear any hardships!” Buttface shouted overbearingly.

Xu Que was shocked immediately.

Jiang Hongyan and Xu Feifei were stunned.

The jailers were dumbfounded.

Even the beefy Warden with the girlish voice was in a daze. Creepily, the Warden didn’t look at Buttface but fixed her eyes on Xu Que.

Flop!

The next moment, the Warden walked up to Buttface and picked up all the things on the ground. Buttface was so excited that he was about to shout with joy.

Bang!

Suddenly, the Warden kicked Buttface away directly. Then she walked up to Xu Que with earth-shaking steps. She dropped all the treasures on the ground as she looked down at Xu Que and said overbearingly, “These are my welcome gifts! They are all yours! From now on, you will be my man! You don’t need to go to Level 8 of the Buddha Prison!”

“Holy sh*t!” Xu Que was totally surprised and he stepped back abruptly.

What the hell?

What’s wrong with her?

“Buttface, you’d better discipline your woman!” Xu Que shouted immediately.

Howl! Buttface roared as he took out a bottle of liquid and poured it into his mouth.

Whoosh!

At the same time, a slim figure dashed up from behind and stood in front of Xu Que. It was Jiang Hongyan! She pointed a dazzling golden sword at the Warden and said coldly with her mighty royal aura, “This man is mine!”

“Humph! Just get lost!” The Warden snorted as she attacked Jiang Hongyan with her fists.

“Holy sh*t! Be careful, Hongyan!” Xu Que tried to drag Jiang Hongyan back. However, Jiang Hongyan took out an ancient golden round jade. Then, a strand of dazzling light came out from her two fingers and dashed toward the Warden with magnificent kill intent!

Bang!

Along with a big bang, the Warden was knocked back. She was full of wounds that were bleeding seriously.

Holy sh*t!

Xu Que was stunned because he didn’t expect Jiang Hongyan would be so powerful!

The Warden at the Human Celestial Realm was wounded by Jiang Hongyan!

“What? An ancient Celestial Artifact?” The Warden changed her expression and fixed her eyes on the Good Fortune Jade Disk in Jiang Hongyan’s hand.

Howl-howl-howl! Just at this time, Buttface roared as he rushed out from behind. After drinking the blood of the Kylin Patriarch in his past lives, he had become the Kylin again. With his body wrapped by a dazzling red light, he rushed to the Warden. Then he shouted and put his paws on his hips overbearingly, “You have three seconds to come to my nest! Or I will beat you to death!”

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