Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Raise the price?

Damn! We can’t afford to punch your pet once with one Celestial Artifact! How could you raise the price now?

All the prisoners were shocked and felt so angry that they really thought they were about to spit blood this time. The point was that Buttface felt nothing after being punched, but the prisoner who punched him broke his arm!

This dog’s physique is horribly strong! Even the physique of a powerhouse at the Earth Celestial Realm couldn’t be as strong as his!

“My fellow cultivator, you said one Celestial Artifact for one punch, right? How could you…” A prisoner couldn’t help but ask at last.

Xu Que shook his head, “No way! That was the previous price! Now I have to change it for I can’t just stand there and watch you beat my pet in this way!”

“But…but we don’t have that many Celestial Artifacts!” The prisoners said bitterly.

“Oh? OK, let’s just cancel this transaction! Anyway, your Celestial Artifacts are useless for me! I will use them as toys for my kids or I will just throw them in my storeroom!” Xu Que said disdainfully.

People were so humiliated by this they couldn’t stand it. Their precious Celestial Artifacts were just toys or sundries for Xu Que! His words are too annoying!

“My fellow cultivator, please don’t do that! What if you save us first, and we will give you the Celestial Artifacts when we find them in the future?” Someone asked sincerely.

“Nonsense! I don’t like when others owe me debts!” Xu Que waved his hand to refuse the proposal!

He didn’t believe these guys would give Celestial Artifacts to him in the future. Maybe they would even try to kill Xu Que when they met again!

“It is impossible for you to punch my pet once for one Celestial Artifact! But you can touch my pet once for one Celestial Artifact!” Xu Que narrated his new condition at this time.

The prisoners were stunned.

Touch your pet once?

Damn! Could we earn enough Good points just by touching your pet?

“Come on! Who wants to be the first one to touch my pet for one Celestial Artifact? You’d better hurry up, or the price may be raised again!” Xu Que started to shout.

His words worried the prisoners. Several prisoners who had Celestial Artifacts made their way through the crowd and said hurriedly, “My fellow cultivator, I want to have a try first!”

“No, no, no! I came here first!”

“Damn! I raised my hand first!”

“Nonsense! I took out my Celestial Artifact first!”

They were in a stampede to have a try for they were totally intimidated by Xu Que. This guy didn’t obey any rules. But these prisoners could do nothing to punish him.

“OK, that’s enough! The one with the lamp could have a try first! It seems your lamp is quite good. I can use it as a candleholder at home!” At last, Xu Que spoke, pointing at one of them. That prisoner had an ancient bronze lamp, which was quite shabby and didn’t have a wick. However, it was still an Inferior Celestial Artifact!

“Thank you, my fellow cultivator!” That prisoner gave his lamp to Xu Que with great joy and didn’t care what Xu Que would use it for. He just wanted to leave here. As for what Xu Que would use his Celestial Artifact for, it was none of his business!

“OK! Remember, you could just touch my pet and shall not beat it!” Xu Que nodded his head as he lifted Buttface up.

Patter! The prisoner reached out his palm and patted Buttface’s body gently.

Whoosh!

Instantly, his Good and Evil plate was changed. His Evil points were cleaned up and he earned dozens of Good points!

“I didn’t expect…it would work!” The prisoner was shocked. His eyes were filled with pleasant surprise. The next moment, the Void was distorted slightly. The powerful traction force appeared and rolled him up. Then he disappeared instantly.

The entire prison cell was in silence again. Everyone was in disbelief. They didn’t expect over 100 Good points could be earned by just touching Buttface.

“Awesome! How evil this dog is!” Someone was impressed by Buttface’s evilness.

“It seems this could work! OK, anybody else? Come on, I am in a hurry for I have to go to Level 8 of the Buddha Prison!” Xu Que urged with a smile.

He didn’t expect Buttface could be used to earn Celestial Artifacts! What a harvester of the Celestial Artifact!

Now, Buttface was something good in short supply. First, they were in such a weird place where the Good points were so precious. Then, Buttface had to be extremely evil, so that others would earn a lot of Good points by just touching him. Actually, it was quite difficult to meet so many requirements at the same time.

At last, several prisoners gave their Celestial Artifacts to Xu Que, which were all Inferior Celestial Artifacts and not even one Low-grade Celestial Artifact! Most of these Inferior Celestial Artifacts were useless for Xu Que.

Xu Que thought he could use the broken sword he obtained at the beginning. As for the ancient lamp without a wick, he didn’t know what he could use it for. He had to research it when he had time in the future!

In this way, half of the prisoners had left. The remaining prisoners only had defective Celestial Artifacts, which couldn’t reach the standard of an Inferior Celestial Artifact, or even didn’t have any Celestial Artifacts at all. Now, all of them were looking at Xu Que helplessly.

Both ends of the corridor were full of jailers, who kept staring at Xu Que and didn’t dare to attack him. The prisoners who had left this area were not their targets. Xu Que was just like a thorn in their flesh. As soon as their Warden came here, Xu Que would be sent to Level 8 of the Buddha Prison, which was the only way to vent their anger.

“OK, since you don’t have a Celestial Artifact. I will give you a chance to leave here mercifully!” Xu Que looked at the rest of the prisoners and said with a smile.

Hearing that, those prisoners were totally delighted. Then, they rushed up and tried to touch Buttface first.

Xu Que shouted immediately, “Holy sh*t! You should line up! You are quite rude now! Come on, the male prisoners should line up to touch Buttface. The female prisoners should also line up to touch me! What? Why do you look at me in this way? Your thought is too dirty! I just want to enhance the efficiency!”

“We got you!”

“I know, I know!”

“Thank you, my fellow cultivator! We will never forget your kindness!” Those prisoners said, nodding their heads. Then, they lined up and started to touch Buttface and Xu Que.

At last, all of them were sent out of the Buddha Prison and returned to the Good and Evil Village, one after another.

Xu Que’s Acting Tough Points started to increase rapidly at this time.

Ding! “Congratulations to the Host Xu Que in acting tough successfully. The reward is 23,000 Acting Tough Points!”

Ding! “Congratulations to the Host Xu Que in acting tough successfully. The reward is 25,000 Acting Tough Points!”

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Xu Que was shocked by so many warning tones of the System. In a short while, he earned over 80,000 Acting Tough Points.

Holy shi*t! What the hell is going on? Does it mean these people brag about me to others in the Good and Evil Village? When Xu Que saw his Acting Tough Points had exceeded 400,000 again, he was quite satisfied.

Boom!

When Xu Que sent the last prisoner out of the prison, a dull sound came in from the cell.

Then, a gust of chilly wind started to sweep over the entire area with powerful pressure.

“Who dares to make troubles in my Buddha Prison?” A cold but crisp reproach came from all directions. It was quite creepy that this voice sounded quite close and distant at the same time.

“What? This voice…” Xu Que was shocked. Then he started to look around and fixed his eyes on the jailers at last, as he said in surprise, “Holy shi*t! Is your Warden a girl? I didn’t expect she would have a Lolita’s voice!”

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