Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

broken!

Leoric and Drog Camus broke out in cold sweat instantly.

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Chapter 260 Eight: That night?which night?

Fuck, you stupid fox with a heart full of heat!What the hell are you talking about?Leoric scolded in his heart, if your daughter finds out about this kind of thing, wouldn't we both be unable to behave?

Zhuoge Kamiao was also stunned, cold sweat poured down her forehead into her collar, and she said with a smile on her face: "Qiqi, you heard wrong..."

"I heard you right!" Qiqi stood up from the bride's fur mat and asked loudly: "Mom, you have to explain to me, did you steal it while I was in a coma for a few days?" Said and pointed to Leoric.

Seeing what Kiki means, don't plan to blame me, Leoric thought, but I'm so embarrassed!It's embarrassing even if I'm the one being eaten.

Drogcamus said, "No! How is that possible?"

Kiki swept Drogkamyu with her eyes and said, "Mom, are you guilty?"

Zhuoge Camou immediately said: "I'm guilty!"

Qiqi asked, "If you're not guilty, why did you get your tail under your ass?"

Leoric looked down - sure enough, Drog Camus's silver fox tail was completely invisible, and it was all hidden under his body!It turns out that the mother and daughter of the beast ear girl still have this kind of hidden cuteness?

Immediately after, Drogkamyu blushed, and she pulled her tail out from under her ass, but the fluffy tail was still condensed into a ball of hair.

Qiqi stared at her and asked, "So did you steal it?"

Drogcamus laughed a few times, flicked his handkerchief, and said, "Oh! Don't talk nonsense, kid, why would I do that kind of thing? Don't even think about it, King Leoric is in his 20s I'm such a great guy, but I'm an old widow, how can people think of me..."

"That's why I said you stole it! You!" Kiki with her hips akimbo completely overwhelmed Drogkamyu, making her dare not look up, so she had to look away.

"The great guy looks down on the old widow, wouldn't the old widow covet the young man?" Qiqi was furious, and she said it mercilessly.

Drogkamyu suddenly became angry and shouted: "Eat it, eat it... oh!"

Leoric put a hand over her mouth.

Leoric was still relatively calm, thinking: If this mother and daughter quarrel, it will not end!Not only will they and I become a laughingstock, but it will even turn into a royal scandal and a political incident!

You have to step on the brakes!

"Listen to me, both of you." Leoric said very seriously with a serious expression on his face.

He used the majesty accumulated on the battlefield to frighten the mother and daughter of the foxes. The big and small foxes all closed their mouths. Full of anger.

Leoric thought for a while and said, "Qiqi, do you believe what I say?"

"King Leoric is my savior, and he has the character of a saint. Of course I believe what you say." Qiqi replied, and then she muttered in a low voice, saying: "I will believe even if it is a lie." of."

This remark was a bit impolite, and Drogkamyu frowned and wanted to teach his daughter a lesson, but then he thought that he was not making sense now, so he suppressed the words from his mouth again.

Leoric nodded and said, "First of all, neither your mother nor I betrayed you."

This is not a lie, after all, the starting point of Leoric and Drogcamus is "to save the little fox's life", if it is not for this motive, the adulterer...cough!Absolutely can't get a piece.Yes, in name it is.

To convince others, you must first deceive yourself.That's what Leoric was thinking right now.

"Hmm..." Qiqi saw that Leoric was speaking with confidence, his eyes were shining, and he didn't look like he was lying.In addition, Leoric had a halo of a hero in her eyes, which made the little fox believe his nonsense a little bit.

Leoric continued: "We didn't do anything bad, it's just that I borrowed the magic power of your mother's goddess luck to save your life."

Drogkamyu obviously agreed with this statement, and he chimed in and said, "Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes! The two of us were trying to save you at the time... Hey, don't be so fierce, kid, it's scary Yes!" Drogcamus closed his mouth in embarrassment again.

"What do you think, Kiki?" Leoric asked her.

Qiqi thought for a while, and said: "Forget it, after all, my mother has already married my husband with me, let alone that nothing happened before, even if something really happened, it won't hurt."

"Yes, yes! It's harmless, ahahahaha..." Drogkamyu said with a smile on his face.

"Wait a minute!" Leoric raised his palm, "That's it again, so why did your mother appear in your dowry list?"

The mother and daughter looked at each other, and Qiqi said, "This involves traditional customs... I can't explain it clearly."

Is it tradition again?Your traditional customs are too wild, right?

Drogcamus coughed dryly and said, "Let me speak, Your Majesty."

"please say."

"The people of the grasslands are aggressive, they eat the strong, and they often fight to the death. Even now, their average life expectancy is not as good as that of the people on the plateau."

"Then what does this have to do with your being on the dowry list?" Leoric asked, frowning.

"Oh, isn't that what you're talking about?" Drogcamus teased Leoric's ankle with his fox tail again, provoking his itch.Seeing this scene, the little fox at the side suddenly got up and changed positions, came to Leoric's right hand side, sat down next to him, and put his tail on his thigh, while looking wary. Looking at the mother next to him.

Drogcamus continued: "Your Majesty, what is the best way to fight death? It must be to have children!"

Shouldn't it be trying to survive!All right, you guys are really aggressive, and continued.Leoric resisted the urge to complain.

"The grassland is like a ferocious beast, devouring young children all the time. When a soldier dies, he must replace it immediately, otherwise he will not be able to tame this ferocious beast. Therefore, the women on our side take pride in procreation, Other etiquette, morality, law, etc., have to give way to having children. It can be said that if a woman's belly is empty, it is a waste, or a shame! Just like a man deserting, it is despised of."

"Of course men are also proud of this. They don't care about mothers, daughters and sisters. As long as they can have children, they are all good girls."

"Therefore, there is such a custom that if a mother with a daughter remarries, she will often bring her daughter along as a dowry to her husband; There are also sisters who pack together; this kind of marriage custom is called "bones and flesh" - that is, when you buy bones, the meat that is connected to the bones will also be given to you. Because the flesh and blood are connected, there is no distinction between each other." Speaking of this Zhuoge Camus looked at his daughter affectionately. Although Qiqi was still a little angry with her, she was also moved by this true feeling at this time, and her expression became gentle.

Afterwards, Drogkamyu continued: "This is a common phenomenon. Sometimes it is the woman who takes the initiative, and sometimes the man forces it—you know, it is not uncommon for us to rob marriages. Since it is a robbery, who cares about you?" Is it a ewe or a lamb? Why don't we just snatch them together. It's nothing new for a man with a big fist to occupy more women, right?"

"Yes, is that so?" Leoric was shocked after hearing this. Although he knew that the barbarians didn't pay much attention to ethics, he didn't expect to be so free.

At this time, Qiqi saw Leoric's confused expression, and thought that he felt that this kind of marriage custom was not in compliance with the rules and was annoyed, so she said, "Husband, this kind of 'flesh and blood' practice may seem to you It's immoral, but it's a high-spirited thing for us. Listen to me, okay?"

"Okay, let's talk about it for you." Leoric took a sip of milk tea, and he was a little curious in his heart—how could eating rice bowls be considered a noble character?

Qiqi also imitated her mother, cleared her throat, and said: "This matter is beneficial to both men and women. From the man's point of view, there are two more women who can give birth to the family at once, and one of them is an experienced woman. At that time, the family will be prosperous and the family will prosper, which must be a good thing; as far as the woman is concerned, if the woman remarries and has a daughter, the status of the daughter will rise along with the mother. After becoming a half-wife, the daughter must thank the mother; what if the daughter married with the mother..." Qiqi pondered.

You continue to make up, I love to hear it!Leoric took another sip of his tea, wanting to see how much the little fox could talk.

"This kind of situation is relatively rare. The average mother has a husband, and the husband will not let him go, and the daughter will not be able to take her away. If this mother can follow her daughter, most likely this mother is already a widow, or she is no longer favored by her original husband. .Daughter took her to leave the old family and form a new family, wouldn't she follow her out of the sea of ​​suffering!? Are you right, Your Majesty!"

"That's right, that's right!" Leoric clapped his hands.

Qiqi continued: "For someone like me who has climbed up to you, my mother will naturally follow suit! So, this custom is not a bad thing in our place..."

Drogcamus continued: "That's right! And the marriage of flesh and blood is often more valued by the man, because it symbolizes a kind of absolute trust and entrustment, just like you come to buy a piglet, but I put the mother The pig is also packaged for you, isn't that sincere..."

Qiqi interrupted: "Mom, if you don't know how to use metaphors, don't say it!"

"Oh." Drogcamus' ears drooped.

So, can I not eat this rice bowl?Leoric was lost in thought.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Drogkamyu thought he was still dissatisfied, so he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, I am not greedy for fame and status. The 'meat' packaged for you in this 'bone and flesh' is not considered a wife and concubine. Just a servant."

Drogcamus made a big salute while speaking, and said: "To be honest, King Leoric has done us a great favor with our mother and daughter, and we two really have nothing to repay! I really have nothing to give. You, I can only give you myself as the final gift in the dowry. To tell you the truth, my goddess blood has been suppressed. As long as you bring me by your side, I guarantee that everything will go well for you in the future, and your luck will be prosperous... "

Clam?Then I can't buy tickets for nothing?

As soon as Leoric covered his forehead, he felt dizzy.

Well, if I can’t, then I can’t, at least the rice bowl will fill me up, Leoric thought.

……

But in fact, this donburi didn't go very well.

Just when he was about to eat, Leoric noticed something. He looked at the little fox's naked body and asked, "I said Qiqi, how old are you?"

"I'm 16 years old this year."

"16 years old? Why doesn't it look like it to me?" Leoric looked suspicious. 16 years old is a delicate age. According to the law of the previous life, as long as both parties are willing, there will be no problem.

"After next month's birthday, I will be 16 years old." Qiqi said.

Could it be that the little fox developed relatively late?

Leoric asked again: "By the way, do you count as a full year or a false year?"

"What is a false age?"

Leoric said, "That is, when do you start counting ages? Are you counting from zero or from one?"

Drogcamus replied: "From the moment of conception, it is counted as one year old, and two months after birth, it is the second birthday."

Leoric counted with his fingers, and exclaimed: "Isn't that a false age, and two years old? Calculated in this way, isn't Qiqi only a little over 13 years old?"

I am!

I fucking want to go in, right?

This mouthful of rice is raw rice!And it is the kind of raw rice that should never be eaten.Although there is no such thing as law in this world, Leoric can't do such a morally unethical thing.Leaving aside other things, let's talk about the little fox—this little girl is not yet fully developed, and she is just growing her body. This kind of thing is obviously not good for her body.

Leoric directly vetoed it with one vote, saying: "Not now, Kiki, you are too young to do that kind of thing."

Qiqi tilted her head, and there was even greater doubt in her big eyes, and she said, "Then when will we wait?"

"We have to wait another five years, which is when you are one year old." Leoric said.

"Huh!?" Qiqi's eyes widened, her ears and tail were raised excitedly, she said: "That is to say, my newly married bride will be a widow for five years?"

Leoric stroked her little ear and said, "Kiki, I'm doing this for your health, and I have you in my heart."

Qiqi nodded silently, then looked at the mother fox who was snuggling next to her husband, couldn't help frowning, and said, "What about her?"

"She..." Leoric mused.

Drogcamus rolled his eyes and muttered, "I'm not underage..."

"Huh!?" Tanachig's eyeballs widened in an instant.

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Chapter 260 Nine: Art is not overwhelming

I don't know if Zhuog Camus was intentional or unintentional, anyway, this sentence "I'm not a minor" directly broke the little fox's defense.

What is this called?I have been a widow for five years, and I have watched you live happily for five years?And it's still my man?Dare I just get married in name, but actually I have a godfather?

The little fox pointed at Zhuog Camus and said: "I knew you had no good intentions! I said that I was so active at the time, and I also said that it was to be my backing and prevent me from being swayed by others. You actually wanted to borrow my name Come to steal the fish, right?"

Drog Camus said quickly: "Son, I definitely didn't mean that! King Leoric can testify for me... Hey, Your Majesty, don't you just keep talking?"

What do you want me to say!Why did you pass the ball to me all of a sudden?Leoric also looked helpless, and said: "Well, Qiqi, this really has nothing to do with your mother's business, it's my decision. You are too young, this really can't be done."

Qiqi frowned and said, "But in the grassland tribes, many girls younger than me are already mothers!"

Fuck you savages are too much punishment!Leoric leaned his forehead and sighed, "But it doesn't work out here—at least in mine, Kiki, it's bad for the health and safety of girls who are mothers before they're fully developed." It has a big impact, the most obvious is that thin mothers are more likely to die of dystocia, and you don't want that kind of thing to happen, do you?"

Ordinary girls give up when they hear this; but the little fox has a strong temper—after all, she is a person who can cut open the abdomen to extract pearls, so she immediately said loudly:

"My life was given by my husband! If it is to give birth to a child for my husband, it doesn't matter if I die again!"

Hearing this, Leoric immediately became serious.

"Kiki! Do you know what you're going to say?"

When Qiqi saw that he was angry, she quickly apologized subconsciously and said, "I'm sorry, please forgive me, Your Majesty!"

Leoric said: "It's okay to forgive you, but you must first know what mistake you made."

"I... I don't know." Qiqi lowered her head, and her pair of big ears drooped down.

Leoric said to her earnestly: "Son, I saved you because I don't want you to die like this. You are smart, beautiful, cute and full of vitality. If you are such a beautiful life from this The loss of the world is the loss of the whole world..."

Lao Li tried to coax the little fox with the speeches of some Internet writers he learned in his previous life.Qiqi had never heard anyone comment on her like this before, and she was fascinated by it; while Zhuog Camus frowned in surprise, thinking: This King Leoric is too good at talking, no wonder there are so many people around him. Many women are fascinated by him.

"...So, I hope you live for yourself instead of completely turning yourself into someone else's vassal - of course you can love me very much and be a good wife in the future, but don't put your value on this matter In terms of things, you should live a more exciting life—Qiqi, you must have something you want to do, right?"

After saying this, Tanakig fell into a long silence.

Leoric's idea of ​​putting people first and emphasizing individual personality is something that modern people have.To him, this is very common, but for barbarians who have not experienced intellectual enlightenment—even to put it harshly, "uncivilized", this kind of thinking is extremely precious.

After a long time, Qiqi opened her mouth and said: "My husband is worthy of being an emperor, and my concubine has been educated." She saluted as she said.

Leoric nodded silently.

Then, the three of them fell into silence again—although Leoric taught Qiqi a lesson, the core conflict was still unresolved!

what's next?Is it just to put the little fox on play?