Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

"Hmm..." Kiki showed a thoughtful expression.

The mother continued: "The second point is that King Leoric saved your life. We have nothing to repay him for such a great kindness. You see, the matter of marriage has long been settled. Even if you don't have the grace of saving your life, you still want to marry him. Therefore, it cannot be said that "you have nothing to repay, but you have to marry him." From this point of view, our family owes King Leoric another Favor."

"It's time to repay him." Kiki nodded.

"Finally, how to deal with the wives of King Leoric. According to my understanding these days, King Leoric should have five women by his side..."

Qiqi immediately pricked up her ears, and exclaimed: "Where are there five! Isn't Shia the only real queen?"

"Listen to me!" Zhuog Kamiao flicked his orchid fingers, and then sat cross-legged on the stool, with a very standard gossip posture; Qiqi also cooperated, listening attentively.

Zhuoge Camou said happily: "First of all, Shia is one, and this is the wife that the media is marrying, so I won't talk about it; but what you don't know is that when King Leoric ascended the throne three months ago, he actually did it consecutively. Two weddings were held, one married Sia Requi from the family of Grand Duke Leigui, and the other was from the previous royal family, the eldest princess of the Nashrut family! Tivis Nashrut! I heard that is a ruthless character , taller than Leoric by a head, as strong as a bull, and very beautiful..."

The little fox couldn't help laughing, and said: "Mom, you are joking! How can there be such a big princess, and she is also very beautiful? Isn't this contradictory?"

"It's absolutely true! I heard it from Shia herself. Didn't you see that I've been making housework with these girls lately? This information is very important...Hey, just listen to me, In addition to Princess Tevis, the next one is that very beautiful elf, the one named Romila! This person is not simple, she is actually the queen of the half-blood elf empire! I have seen her before, when she was a crow The king's vassal, worked for the crow king for a period of time."

"Queen?" Kiki frowned, "But I think she's been following King Leoric all day like a servant..."

"Hey, isn't that because Leoric's status is more noble? The population of the Elf Queen is only about one hundred thousand? Compared with King Leoric, she is just a small vassal. Oh, the point is. , This woman has already made a verbal engagement with King Leoric, and the relationship is also deep, so the wedding is short of it."

Qiqi frowned more and more, and said, "This is indeed a bit troublesome."

"There is also the succubus that doesn't appear often, so it goes without saying? It is obviously a concubine that King Leoric carries with him. This kind of person has a low status, but his relationship with him may be better than that of his regular wife. "

"The last one is the young elf, Seravi..."

"Isn't Serawi the apprentice of King Leoric? How can she count?"

Drogcamus shook his head and said: "Although that apprentice looks silly, he is not so close to King Leoric, and from my elder's point of view, she is also very close to King Leoric." There are some feelings. In short, it must be counted."

Speaking of this, Qiqi's expression was already very dignified.She said: "In other words, there are too many women around King Leoric..."

"It's actually okay. Which king doesn't have a bunch of lovers around him? The fact that King Leoric has so many wives shows that he is manly. On the contrary, would you like a guy who is not a woman? Oh, okay Now, that's not the point. What's important is how you will get along with these women in the future? King Leoric is a bold man, and there won't be too many problems getting along with him, and he is usually involved in government affairs, or marching and fighting. I guess I won't spend much time with you, but those women are hard to say! You are from a barbarian, you are young, and you are beautiful and favored. What if they are jealous of you? Ah, I mean just in case……"

Hearing this, Qiqi's mind was also a little restless, and she became agitated. She couldn't help asking her mother, "Mom, I didn't think of these things at all before, so, what should we do?"

Seeing her daughter's flustered look, an imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of Drogkamyu's mouth, and she said, "According to tradition, the thicker the bride's dowry, the more important the in-law's family will value you, because the dowry represents the dignity of the natal family. strength……"

Qiqi interjected: "But we are definitely not as strong as King Leoric."

"Listen to me!" Drogcamus raised his voice, "That should be thicker! One is to make those ladies look up to us, and the other is to make King Leoric treat you more Beloved, when the time comes we will be able to take advantage of others... Ah, no, we will have nothing to fear."

This makes sense, Qiqi nodded, and said, "It's just the dowry... We have brought all we can, how can we make it more generous?"

Hearing this, Drogcamus suddenly became serious, and there was a trace of sadness in the seriousness.

"Mom, what's the matter with you?" the little fox asked.

7 bar [-] wives

Chapter 260 Seven: You were brave that night?

Zhuoge Kamiao stroked the little fox's head and said softly, "You don't have a dowry, but your mother still has it."

"What do you mean?" The little fox's ears perked up vigilantly again.

Drogcamus explained; "I mean, I can put my dowry on it too."

Qiqi exclaimed: "How can I use my mother's dowry?"

Drogcamus smiled softly, and said: "Silly boy! That money is not used, is it not equivalent to dung? It is better than property. I originally wanted to keep it and bring it when I find the 'right man' in the future." Useful, but now that you are married, why am I looking for a 'right man'? Relying on the big tree of King Leoric, both of us can have enough food and clothing, and we don't have to worry about being dragged away tomorrow. Go and behead it. So these dowries are just posted to you, there are many antiques in them, I am afraid they are worth a lot, King Leoric will definitely be happy."

Qiqi was very touched and felt the corners of her eyes sore, she said: "But that is your dowry after all! Mom is actually still young, and there are many possibilities in the future, you can't sacrifice yourself just because of me!"

Drogcamus shook his head and said, "Money is something outside the body, as long as you get on King Leoric's boat, you can have as much as you want. Son, stop talking, I've made up my mind."

Qiqi nodded silently, her ears drooped slowly, and the corners of her eyes glistened with tears.

"But that's not enough!" Zhuoge Camus said suddenly at this time, "It's not enough to show our sincerity, Qiqi, you need to add another sum to your dowry."

"Add a sum? Add what?"

Zhuoge Camou didn't say it directly, she leaned close to Kiki's ear and whispered a few words in a low voice, after Kiki heard it, her face turned red, and she immediately said, "This is not good, mom!"

Drogcamus said: "What's wrong? This is also the tradition of the grassland tribes. You forgot, your cousin's house is like this..."

"But King Leoric is from the plateau, and if you do this, your reputation will be damaged."

Drogcamus said: "Stupid child! How can a mother lose her reputation by dedicating herself to her daughter? For your future happiness, I must do this. It's all right, boy, it's all right. Besides, the object is Leoric King! He is a saint of noble character, he will never let us down..."

"Mom! You are so great!"

Qiqi said and got into her mother's arms and began to cry.

……

Seven days later, the wedding of Leoric and Tanachig proceeded as scheduled.

During the period, the barbarian guests were respectful and respectful. Whenever Leoric was mentioned in words, they would be called "Heavenly Khan". A vision of great unity.But everyone knew that this unity was built on King Leoric's iron-blooded wrist, and everyone knew it tacitly, and enjoyed it very much.

In order to take into account the etiquette habits of both parties, the first half and the outer halls are all plateau people’s rules, such as the magnificent golden-roofed hall, with tall candlesticks, golden champagne towers, band performances, elder blessings, clergy baptisms, etc. etc.; however, the more you go inside, the more you tend to the prairie style, such as the open hall, unlimited drinking of three standard prairie spirits, a large carpet and a bonfire stand in the garden for singing and dancing, etc.

Leoric played around inside and saw something new, but he was not very interested—or his interest was all on the little fox, so he couldn't wait to leave the banquet venue and head for their new house.

According to the customs of Drogkamyu, the bride is not allowed to show her face on the first day of the wedding banquet, because the men in the grassland have to fight for alcohol on the first day, and men who drink too much are as dangerous as wild animals. Showing up is to protect the bride.Although no one on Leorick's side dared to be crazy about drinking, Leorick still agreed to this request. After all, the banquet on the first day was full of men, drinking, racing horses, and playing with money. Just don't take part, no problem.

Although Lao Li drank a lot of wine outside, he is a fierce warrior who never gets drunk after a thousand cups, and he is very sober at this time.

Their new home was furnished by Drogkamyu himself.There is an animal skin curtain hanging at the gate, on which is a picture of a copper-billed savage fighting with an iron-feathered falcon. These two monsters are legendary beasts. It is to deter the drunk guests from breaking into the new house by mistake.Leoric discovered that many customs of barbarian weddings actually originated from "being vigilant to the guests and protecting the bride". After all, these drinking and violent guests are really very dangerous.This reminded him of a sentence in "A Song of Ice and Fire" in his previous life, which said: If any Dothraki wedding does not kill at least three people, it will be considered a failure.

There is also a basin of cold water at the door, which is for the groom to wash his face before entering; beside the cold water is a wooden barrel and a small iron rod with a round head. Earlier, Drogkamyu also introduced the use of this thing, saying that the small iron rod is It is used to poke the throat to induce vomiting, and then vomit in the bucket, lest the groom drink too much wine and become too drunk to be human.

Leoric didn't have such a need, so he washed his face with clean water, arranged his hair, and then walked into the room.

There were straw mats, xylophones, horseshoes, wooden carvings of goat horns, and various other things at the door. These things had their own special meaning, but Leoric didn't bother to think about it anymore. All his attention was now on his bride.

There is no bed in this room, but there is a huge round carpet in the center of the room, covered with cushions and warm animal skins, and the little fox is kneeling on a huge, soft silver animal skin .

Leoric believes that there are two most beautiful moments in a woman's life, the first is when she is a mother, and the second is when she is newly married.Tanakig was his bride at this time, and today she was wearing a gorgeous wedding dress, which was a milky white fur robe with white cloud patterns decorated with gold threads, and a crown with seven strings of pearls hanging on her head.When she saw Leoric coming, she took off her crown, revealing her big furry ears, and bowed on her knees.

"Husband, how much wine have you drank?" she asked.

This sentence was said by Drog Camus to Leoric before, and it also belongs to a tradition. It is said that when entering the bridal chamber, the bride should ask this sentence first when she sees her husband. On the surface, it asks how much wine you have drunk. ?In fact, is it for you tonight?

Generally speaking, there are three ways to answer: the first one is to say "I drank three points of wine", if you say this, it means that you are conscious, in that case, the bride will automatically take off her clothes, and then lie on the bed, any time. The work begins with the groom.

The second is to say "I drank five cents", that is to say, the groom is a little drunk and cannot come by himself, so he needs your help.In this way, the bride will undress you and wait for you to go to bed, and then you only need to lay down there, and the bride will do the rest.

The third type is "drinking [-]%", if you drink [-]%.That means "I'm too drunk to come tonight", and then you two can just wash up and sleep, and come back when you wake up.

Leoric originally wanted to say that he had "drunk three points", but in fact, this drink was not even a point for a "hard man" like him who had drunk Brenquan!Saying three points is really wronged him.So Lao Li bent his neck and said proudly:

"Not a single point!"

What?Nothing?

Leoric changed his words on the spot, so he can't directly punish the little fox!The little fox froze there, not knowing what kind of routine Leoric was up to, so he asked cautiously: "Then... the husband hasn't fully enjoyed himself yet, do you want to go back and drink?"

Leoric laughed and said, "What's the point of drinking! Isn't there anything else here for me to drink?" He took off his stuffy and bloated big wolf robe, and walked towards the little fox eagerly.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, a voice came through behind him.

"Does Your Majesty want some sober tea?"

Um! ?

Leoric turned around sharply, and saw Drog Camus standing behind him!

I am super!

How could the mother-in-law appear in the new house?

Well, although the relationship between me and Drogkamyu is not as simple as mother-in-law and son-in-law, she shouldn't be here no matter what!What is this mother-in-law here for?Work as an overseer?

Lao Li was originally lustful, and was about to have some indescribable good things with the little fox. When he suddenly saw his mother-in-law, he was so frightened that he lost his thoughts immediately.Drogcamus also seemed to feel a little embarrassed, so he said, "I'll make tea for His Majesty."

Zhuoge Camou made milk tea, Qiqi moved a low tea table and put it on the carpet, the mother and daughter sat together casually, and asked Leoric to sit beside him.Drogcamus is young and beautiful, and Kiki looks more mature with makeup, so the two are more like sisters than mother and daughter.Leoric suddenly felt itchy, thinking: Although I don't like Japanese food, but that kind of Japanese rice bowl is still okay, I wonder if there is a chance to try it?

So the three of them sat on the floor on the big carpet, Drog Camus poured tea, Qiqi held up the teacup to offer tea to Leoric, and said, "Speaking of which, I haven't thanked my husband for saving my life."

"Damn! We'll be a family from now on, we'll see each other after we say thank you." Leoric said as he drank the cup of tea—huh?milk tea?Salty?There seems to be some grains, broken tea leaves, spices, etc. in it, so strange, take another sip.

"Is it good?" asked Drogcamus.

Leoric nodded again and again, "Yeah, it's not a flavor."

The mother-in-law had light hair on the sideburns, showing a gentle smile full of the taste of a wife, and said: "If your majesty likes it, I will make it for you every day from now on."

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?" Leoric was puzzled, thinking: Wait, shouldn't this kind of speech like "I will drink your miso soup every day from now on" be a conversation between husband and wife?The mother-in-law always felt a little weird when she said this.

At this time, the little fox handed over a list and said, "Husband, this is the dowry of my concubine. I didn't have a chance to give it to you at the banquet earlier. Please have a look."

"Oh, okay." Leoric took it, and while scanning the list casually, he thought: Hey!Isn't this the wedding night in the bridal chamber?Shouldn't I be indescribable with the little fox now?Why look at the list here...

Leoric glanced over the list, and found that there were quite a lot of dowry items on it, including gold, fur, grain, herbs, cattle and sheep, as well as many war horses, armor and weapons. Miao's family background is still a bit thicker than he imagined.And there are many antiques, there might be some good stuff inside, Leoric plans to go back and see for himself, if he can find some holy relics, it will be a bloody profit... huh?Why did the last signature say "Drog Camus"?Shouldn't it be a little fox?Oh, that's right, after all, it's all from my mother, and it's not wrong to sign it as Drog Camus.

After reading the list, Leoric drank another cup of tea.At this time, Zhuoge Camus asked him: "Is Your Majesty satisfied with these things?" The little fox also rushed to ask: "Are you satisfied?" When he got up, his big tail was wagging uncomfortably.

"Satisfied, of course I am satisfied, what can I be dissatisfied with?" Leoric put down the list.

"Then you just took all the bills?"

"Yes, I accept it! I will treat your daughter well in the future, oh, and I will respect you well, mother-in-law!" Leoric said, took the pen on the table, and signed his own Name - Leoric!His name is written in flamboyant style, very handsome, this is designed by Teves for him, and specially practiced signature, full of royal style, and very recognizable!

"That's good, great!" Zhuog Camus stroked his chest, as if he was relieved.

What's going on?They behaved strangely.At this moment, Leoric couldn't help looking at Drog Camus, thinking: I guess this mother-in-law is here to show me the gift list, and wants to ask me about my attitude, then, now your task has been completed, my lord mother-in-law!Should you go?Do you still want to stay and cook rice for me?

"That's great!"

The mother and daughter took a long breath, and then looked at each other, as if they had made some important decision, and the eyes were very decisive.

Then, Drogcamus actually began to undress!

"Wait!" Leoric grabbed her hand.

No, what's going on with these women around me!Every one of them will explode at every turn, Saiyans! ?

Besides, even if you want to take it off, it should be a little fox, right?What are you doing here for the fun?It's not that I don't know people when I put on my pants, Leoric, but today is my wedding night with your daughter!What on earth are you trying to do, messing things up?

"Your Majesty?" Drogcamus looked at Leoric suspiciously, and said, "Is there something wrong?"

"Everything is wrong!" Leoric glanced at it out of the corner of his eye, and shouted at the little fox next to him, "Button it first, too!"

"Yes, husband." The little fox said obediently.

Leoric rubbed his temples with his hands, and asked: "You two, I'll just say it straight, tonight is my wedding night, to be reasonable, the wedding night is a matter between two people, a man and a woman , about the groom and the bride..."

"Occasionally there are three people," interjected Drogcamus.

"I admit that occasionally..." Leoric coughed dryly, recalling his daily life, "But it seems inappropriate for my mother-in-law to appear here?"

Hearing this, the little fox turned pale, and hurriedly tugged on her mother's sleeve, as if asking for help; while Drogkamyu frowned, and said very seriously: "Your Majesty, you are not joking, right?"

"That's right, I don't joke easily... But what does it have to do with Jun Wu's jokes?"

Drogcamus picked up the list full of dowry, pointed to the last signature on it, and said, "You can accept everything as you say! Why do you want to return the goods just after talking? Although I agree with you In comparison, your status is low, but you are still the head of the clan, you can’t tease our mother and daughter on such a big matter, or if it spreads, it will damage your reputation, Your Majesty!”

No, where are you talking about?Leoric took the dowry list in a daze, looked it over and over, but couldn't find any clues, but just when he wanted to question the strange mother and daughter, he suddenly noticed a detail.

The last place signed "Drogcamus" seems to have no distinction with the gift item in terms of format, line breaks, and fonts. From this perspective...

"Isn't this a fucking signature!?" Leoric sprayed directly, "The last one in this dowry is you, Mrs. Drogcamus!? Huh?"

"That's right, what else?" Drogcamus folded his arms and put on a look of "I'm very reasonable".Qiqi also had a serious expression, saying: We are not joking, it is true!

Leoric couldn't bear it anymore. He took the list, pointed to "Drog Camus" on the last item, and asked, "Qiqi, you mean that your mother gave you a dowry?" ?”

"Yeah!" The little fox nodded with a smile on his face, "Don't His Majesty like it?"

"Don't you like it?" Drog Camus also grabbed Leoric's sleeve, with a cute and charming expression.

Wait, wait, I have to take it easy!Should I say you are too filial or too filial?This is the first time I've heard that Jean takes his own mother as a dowry. Is this also a barbarian custom?How... barbaric is this custom?Or, good civilization?

Leoric is in a state of brain overload right now, what Ji Ba?I have never encountered such a situation.What should I do?

The little fox was a bit shy without being human, but the old fox had eaten meat. While Leoric was thinking, his soft and sweet body wrapped around Leoric's arm, and he teased him with his big fluffy tail. Touching his ankle, he said, "Your Majesty, you signed it, so you can't go back on it, right? Don't worry, this is not a rebellious thing, at least it is not a rare thing for the grassland tribes. Oh, it's getting late , we should serve His Majesty to bed..." She poked her hands down as she spoke, and winked at Qiqi next to her and said, "Come on, Qiqi, let mom show you first."

"Don't, don't!" Leoric quickly pushed her away, saying, "I'm not ready yet!"

Drogcamus flicked his orchid fingers, his ears trembled, and said, "Oh, I didn't expect you to be so embarrassed, you were so brave that night..."

That evening?

The little fox's ears pricked up immediately, and he asked suspiciously, "Mom, what did you just say? That night? What night? Why didn't I know?"