Looking at the inconspicuous "Li's Detective Agency" gilded plaque next to it, Bai Hua yawned, welcoming the new day of the detective agency's opening.
Chapter 02 Lishi Street Office (?)
Bai Hua is not a native of Longmen.
The time when he came to Longmen can't even be calculated in terms of 'years', and unlike other people who went to Longmen with their own minds, Bai Hua didn't even have any 'goal' when he came to this mobile city-state.
He simply came here slowly when he heard that there was such a city-state that could accommodate everything when he was wandering in other countries.
Bai Hua, who arrived at Longmen, had no relevant documents, so she had to put a quilt under the bridge for a long time. Although in the city of Longmen, anyone can encounter any opportunity, but Bai Hua's job search was not very smooth.
Most people would ask Bai Hua what he had done before when they were talking, but the Lupus boy would hem and haw every time, saying that he had worked in a medical company a long time ago, and then he was kicked out because of a job mistake. .
And when talking about the work experience when she was kicked out, Bai Hua was always vague.
"The name of that business? Uh, Babel...no, Lo...well, Bard Island?"
When asked about which company he was in charge of, Bai Hua would whistle while staring at the ceiling.
"What's the job? Ahaha, it's probably just cleaning up for the master—sorry, can I not answer this question?"
Occasionally, at the end, I will be asked about the interpersonal relationship in the previous job.
"Relationships... I have a good relationship with a little rabbit and a cockroach!"
After a round of inquiries, no boss in his right mind would consider hiring this guy.
Even when Lao Li decided to hire Bai Hua, Bai Hua had an expression of "Really, you're not joking, are you?"
The "Li's Detective Agency" run by Lao Li - as the name suggests, is to help Longmen people solve any "Wanshiwu" that the Guards Bureau does not deal with, or handles the entrustment that is slow, because it undertakes not only detective-related content, but also some kind of investigation. In a sense, it is half a gray industry.
Aside from Bai Hua, there are a total of four members in the detective agency.
Every word and deed always reveals Lian Jiazi's lean style of film girl Huai Hu, because Huai Hu is still a student, so it feels more like a part-time job in a detective agency.
Although Huaihu herself never admits that she likes martial arts novels, and has also emphasized that her dream is not to be a hero, but if you ask around the college she attends, you will know that she has already liked to mention "Heroes No. 1" "The wonderful title.
Hum Perlo, the big man who always wears a naive smile at all times, is the earliest member of this detective agency, and at the same time assumes the duty of "Baihuahuaihu's big brother".Of course, Bai Hua and Ah themselves would never admit it.
As for the one who overslept and missed work this morning and didn't come over, he is a "barefoot doctor" who was picked up during a commission.In fact, whether Ah Ying should be classified as a "doctor" has always been a controversial issue in the detective agency.
Finally, there is Lao Li. Unlike the vigorous detective agency, Lao Li is a single uncle who can smell old at a glance. He doesn't know if he is thirty or three hundred.
"Ah!"
Lao Li, who was checking the documents at the desk, sneezed. While complaining about whether someone was scolding him behind his back, he got up and took out a document that had already been sorted out.
"This is a sorted commission, let's pick it out as usual. It's the same sentence - do what you can."
Lao Li, as always, told everyone to pay attention to safety, and then handed the entrustment document to Huai Hu.
"Well... I can handle this entrusted to me on the way to school. Hum, here you are."
Huai Hu pulled out a document from the file folder, and handed it to Hum next to him.
"I like this commission better, just leave it to me."
Hum quickly glanced at the contents of the document, happily selected a commission, and handed the file folder to Bai Hua.
"Let me see..."
Bai Hua took the file folder with a slightly excited tone, as if after playing the game of drawing cards and charging 328, she was cautiously waiting for the shipment.
However, when Bai Hua flipped through the tasks in the file folder, her expression became angry and sank after charging 328.
"It's all about shoveling small advertisements, dissuading the square dancing aunts from occupying the basketball court, and handling commissions such as rusty trolleys in the alleys, isn't it more in line with the mission of our detective agency! Or are you secretly taking those handsome and A lot of money tasks were taken away in advance?"
Bai Hua put the file folder on the table, tail raised her tail and loudly reprimanded that the quality of the entrustment this time was not good.
On the other side, Hum and Huaihu had long been familiar with Bai Hua's appearance, and they didn't make much excuses, they just handed Bai Hua the entrustment document in their hands.
"Huaihu's is [statistics on the number and layout of sewers in Tengchun Street], and Hum's is [go to Roots Kindergarten to pick up your children from school at five o'clock in the afternoon]..."
After seeing the commission claimed by the other two, Bai Hua returned to her desk without saying a word, and lay down again.
"Is this really a detective agency... Why does it feel more like a street office? This kind of commission can't reflect my super reasoning ability at all! I paid a lot of money to buy this ivory pipe, and it turned out once There is no chance to go to the scene of the crime and pretend to be X in your mouth!"
Bai Hua took out a milky white pipe from the drawer, held it in his mouth and said angrily.
"Uh, let me add, it was bought with advance payment of next month's salary."
Old Li poked his head out from the side and added in a low voice.
"You...you're not like Lao Li who can't leave his cigarettes. Why did you spend a lot of money on this thing? Restrain your desire to consume a little bit, don't you want to save enough 100W Longmen coins?"
Huai Hu sighed and said to Bai Hua.
"Well, let me add that I actually smoke cigarettes most of the time, and the pipe just seems more calm."
"This kind of thing does not need to be supplemented!"
Lao Li poked his head out from the side again to add an explanation, but Huai Hu scolded him back.
"Hmph, five-flowered horses and thousands of gold are not as good as a bottle of fine wine. 【Do your best to live recklessly】—this is my life creed~"
Regarding Huai Hu's suggestion, Bai Hua leisurely responded while holding a pipe. If it wasn't for the indication of installment payment on the pipe, perhaps Bai Hua could really pretend to be a successful person.
"It's really a life creed full of IOUs..."
Huai Hu shook his head. A person like himself who always chooses the most cost-effective set meal for breakfast is destined to be unable to reach a consensus with Bai Hua who borrowed money to buy useless garbage.
"But speaking of entrustment - I do have a more formal entrustment here, Bai Hua, do you want to try it?"
"A more formal commission!"
Bai Hua, who was still lying on the table a second ago, instantly raised her ears, and her eyes of different colors gave out a beast-like gaze.
"Is it a murder case?"
"That's right, it's a murder case."
"I took it!"
Bai Hua, who heard the key words, didn't even think about it, and directly took the power of attorney from Old Li with a pipe in her mouth.
"Reconnaissance of clues for lost goods, client: Penguin thing—what kind of homicide is this, old carp!? Only when I pass by will there really be a homicide!"
Bai Hua, who was cheerful just a second ago, broke out in a cold sweat after seeing the signature of the power of attorney, and almost didn't even hold his pipe in his mouth.
"Isn't your cognition very clear, Bai Hua?"
The old carp responded while drinking tea with a smile. It seemed that he did not have the composure of an adult social person at all. Instead, he showed a gloating expression after the prank succeeded.
"Let me decline, the mission of a detective is to solve the case, not provide the murder case."
Bai Hua was about to re-slip the power of attorney to Lao Li, but saw another note in Lao Li's hand.
"Destroying public facilities (billboards), attacking the police (referring to stepping on police cars), and damaging the water pipes of the apartment, a total of 8453 Longmen coins will be compensated. Please pay off the debt in one go, Mr. Bai Hua~"
"Goo...!"
Bai Hua didn't expect that Lao Li would directly use his nirvana: the IOU, so he could only put the power of attorney back in his hand with a ashen face, and slowly left the detective agency as if he had lost his soul.
"Penguin Logistics? Is there any relationship between Bai Hua and those people who violate rules and regulations every day?"
Huai Hu looked at Bai Hua's back as if going to the execution ground, and asked curiously.
"Ahaha, who knows."
Old Li still had a smiling expression on his face.
Chapter 03: Originium Arts·Superb Reasoning!
Of course, Li's Detective Agency is not a sub-district office. This small detective agency located in a corner of Longmen has undertaken many marginal commissions.
Even the sub-district office sometimes has feuds with the aunts of Chaoyang District, not to mention the unknown detective agency.
For Bai Hua, the [Penguin Logistics] company whose main business is transportation, escort, and private bodyguard services is an out-and-out "enemy".
Although Bai Hua himself really hopes to establish a good relationship with Penguin Logistics, which has crossed businesses, but because of some "historical problems", whenever Bai Hua encounters Penguin Logistics, in most cases, he can only run away to save his life.
Of course, to be more precise, I met one of the members of Penguin Logistics.
"Haah... my stomach hurts..."
It was noon, and Bai Hua, who was wearing a casual suit, adjusted the position of the tie with her hands, and then covered her abdomen, as if she had collapsed.
In front of you is the office of Penguin Logistics Company, a 40-storey commercial office building.In fact, only the 37th to 40th floors are the office area of Penguin Logistics, and the other floors are rented out by the owner of Penguin Logistics, a penguin.
Unlike Li's Detective Agency, which is full of quaint Yanguo-style decorations, the office building where Penguin Logistics is located is more in line with people's high-tech business impression of "Longmen".
The marble floor, the two-story lobby, the abstract paintings with unknown meanings, and the gold-plated penguin sculptures with "Did you want Q coins" printed under your feet-all silently but powerfully show off the financial resources of the Penguin logistics boss.
Bai Hua didn't have time to appreciate the modern architectural decoration. He came to the reception desk, swallowed his saliva, and pressed the doorbell of Penguin Logistics. At the same time, he fixed his eyes on the entrance behind him, so that he could escape immediately.
After a few rings, a screen was displayed on the opposite side of the intercom——
"Hello~ this is Penguin Logistics, what can I do... Hey, isn't this Baihua!"
In the picture is a young girl from the Fengchi tribe. She recognized Baihua after she said the routine greeting, and her voice became much more surprised.
"Good afternoon, Miss Breadman."
Bai Hua greeted the girl on the opposite side of the screen, and the relationship between the two seemed to be pretty good.
"Good afternoon, if you call me by this name again, I'll go over and shoot you into the underground parking lot with a shield right now~?"
"I'm sorry, please forgive me for being so insignificant and stupid, Miss Croissant."
The girl from the Fengchi Tribe named 'Ke Song' smiled and her veins bulged, while Bai Hua gave up at the speed of light.
"So are you suffering from some kind of illness? Why can't you suddenly think about it today and come here to die."
Croissant curiously said something that sounded a little outrageous.
"Uh, it's not like you're going to die..."
"But it's okay, Xiaode just went out, and now it's just me and Yisi in the office."
"Really! That's great, call the elevator for me, let's settle the matter now!"
As soon as she heard that she didn't have to be killed today, Bai Hua immediately said happily to Croissant.
"It's really not easy for you..."
The breadman sighed, and then hung up the communicator.
Not long after, Bai Hua followed the elevator to the office of Penguin Logistics.
The office is an open structure. If it weren't for the few desks leaning against the floor-to-ceiling windows, most people would mistake it for a bar or something.
——The messy and unorganized table is probably capable of making angels.
——There are some awkward dolls on this table, which should be given to the fake wolf idol
——No features can be seen, the simple and serious table is probably 'Reaper'
——Wow, the croissants are on top...
As soon as Bai Hua entered the office, she had already assigned the corresponding owner of each table. By the way, she also noticed that Neng Angel hadn't finished her work this week.
"It's been a while, Bai Hua."
Croissant, who had been waiting at the door for a long time, waved and greeted Bai Hua, while the man with a strange mask sitting behind her on the 'bar counter' just nodded slightly, and then turned to the computer in front of him again.
"After all, it's not good for my heart every time we meet...By the way, Is, can I ask you one thing?"
Bai Hua murmured in a low voice, and then moved closer to the man in the suit and mask.
"Can you help me get some zombie followers on my social account? This will make it easier for me to contact promotional ads and the like."
"Can"
"Really!"
"Just order this season's package and—"
"OK Enough"
Bai Hua interrupted the conversation and nodded to Yisi, it seems that today is also a day of trying to get cheap.
"Then let's get things done before that person comes back."
"Oh, come with me, I'll drive. Also here's the missing cargo message."
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