Kicked out of Rhodes Island, a small quilt was covered in the hole of the Longmen Bridge

Kicked out of Rhodes Island, a small quilt covered the hole of the Longmen Bridge Author: Ink Fired

Introduction:

For some reason, Birch was kicked out of Rhode Island

Normally, the next plot should be 30 Years of Hedong 30 Years of Hexi Mo bullying the young and poor, Nalan Kaierxi, I want you to never be able to climb higher again!

But Bai Hua's choice is - go to Longmen to eat and die

"Bai Hua, let's see how much W Penguin Logistics earns in a month, what about you?"

"Ah yes yes yes!"

"Bai Hua, you see that Sir Chen next door drives a police sports car when he goes out, what about you?"

"Ah yes yes yes!"

"I hope you have the same attitude towards your life"

"Ah, yes, yes - can I advance next month's salary? The detective really needs to buy a diamond-encrusted walking stick!"

"..."

Bai Hua's current boss: Old Li, the owner of Li's Detective Agency, looked at the hob meat in front of him with a painful expression on his face.

Assist Chen sir to solve the case on Monday, be hunted down by Texas on Tuesday, find someone for Lei Zijie on Wednesday, work in the Shu King candy store on Thursday, stay in the game on Friday, and open on Saturday and Sunday!

Bai Hua, who left Rhodes Island, gradually realized that there is nothing wrong with being bad.

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Tomorrow's Ark colleagues who are relaxed, please give me more advice

Chapter 01

"Metaverse, as the name suggests 'anti-MC universe', is a universe in which all objects are circular, just like this fish ball."

At a stall next to a street in Longmen, a young man of the Lupu ethnic group was leaning against the door of a small shop selling fish balls, using a bamboo stick to tie up the steaming fish balls in a bowl, while speaking plausibly What.

The boy has black hair, with a bunch of white hairs on both sides of his forehead, and the left and right pupils are shining with blue and golden light respectively.

He was wearing a not-so-formal black suit with a tie loosely slanted over a white shirt.It looks a bit like a teenager trying to live like an adult, but what is strange is that most people can't feel the childishness in the teenager.

"So, V me for 50 Longmen coins. After my metaverse plan spreads to the entire Terra, you will be the vice president."

"?"

Next to the Lupus boy was a fish-eyed young man with a kitchen knife in his hand. Judging from his apron, he should be the master of this fish ball shop.

The dead fish-eyed youth obviously didn't pay attention to the Lupu boy. He was just confused by what the boy said, and then he focused on the knife in his hand and the fish on the chopping board again.

"Hmm...it's delicious. Brother Zi, your fish balls are much better than the signature dishes of all the restaurants in Longmen! Of course, I haven't been to any of those restaurants."

The boy stuffed the fishball into his mouth and gave a thumbs up to the stall owner known as "Brother Lai".

"Speaking of which, can I have some more soup for free—huh?"

The Lupu boy was about to hand the paper bowl to 'Brother Lai' when a shadow suddenly rushed past the boy.

The boy's gray outline and white fluffy ears trembled. After a moment of sluggishness, his whole body seemed to be pierced by an electric current.

"It's that guy...! Hey, stop and don't run!"

A moment ago, the boy who was leisurely eating fish balls like a vagrant, immediately put the paper bowl next to the counter, turned around and ran towards the direction where the shadow disappeared.

"Bai Hua, fish ball money—"

"Now is not the time to talk about this! I have super important things to deal with, so I owe it first!"

Zi raised his head and wanted to say something, but the Lupus boy called "Bai Hua" had already run away from the fish ball stand in the blink of an eye.

"Haha, you finally showed your feet, you bastard!"

After leaving the fish ball stall, Bai Hua ran on the street, constantly dodging passers-by, and at the same time following the figure of the target not far ahead.

"Excuse me, excuse me, let me—uh!"

When arriving at a crossroad, Bai Hua happened to run into a red light, and the figure who crossed the road one step earlier gradually distanced himself from Bai Hua, and the endless stream of reincarnation devices from other worlds made it impossible for him to forcefully cross.

Bai Hua sighed, took out a strangely shaped Lateran gun from the inside of his clothes, aimed at the billboard above the intersection and pulled the trigger.

boom!

There was a bursting sound from the barrel of the gun, and a rope was projected into the air from the muzzle in an instant, and the sharp claws at the tip of the rope were embedded in the LED advertising screen fixed in the air.

Bai Hua pressed the button next to the firearm, and the force generated by the tension of the hook cable instantly lifted him off the ground, and shattered the billboard into two pieces by the way.

Bai Hua adjusted her posture in mid-air, and then lightly landed on top of a car.

Boom!Beep beep blah blah blah blah!

"Ugh!?"

Bai Hua just landed on the front foot, and the car that was stepped on instantly sounded the siren, almost frightening its tail.

"Why did I happen to meet a guard policeman who wasn't on duty...!"

Realizing that Bai Hua, who caused trouble, couldn't control that much at this time, he could only cover his head as much as possible and continue to follow that figure.

On the other side, a dragon girl with long blue hair stuck out half of her head from the car window.

She first looked at the roof of her car, and then looked at the back of Bai Hua who was escaping, showing a "how old are you" expression.

At this time, Bai Hua didn't know that he already had a 1-star arrest warrant on his head, so he followed the shadow to the back of a community, and finally encountered a dead end that could prevent the other party from escaping.

"Ha! There is no way out here. Obediently, you can't escape. Wait a minute, don't do stupid things, you! Calm down, calm down!"

One second before Bai Hua was complacently warning the other party not to resist, but the next second he immediately became extremely flustered.The figure who was driven to a dead end seemed to realize that he had nowhere to go, and in desperation, he chose to climb the water pipe next to the wall of the community.

"This idiot... um"

In desperation, Bai Hua could only climb up along the water pipe. Fortunately, the opponent's physical strength seemed to have been exhausted due to the previous chasing battle, and he lost his strength halfway through the climb.

"Okay, I warn you not to move, just stay there, nothing will happen—"

Click

Birch climbed halfway, and just before catching the shadow, the pipe they were in made a crisp sound of metal shattering.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

With a muffled sound, Bai Hua fell from the water pipe into a pile of garbage bags downstairs, but it was different from before, this time there was something extra in his hand.

"Meow--"

"Finally caught..."

Bai Hua looked at the kitten in his hand, and was relieved after confirming that the troublemaker was fine.

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Somewhere in Longmen

"Old carp, old carp! I caught the lost film beast last time! I remember this order can earn 700 Longmen coins!"

Bai Hua pushed open the orange-red rosewood door, held the cage excitedly, and walked into an office decorated in a very Yan Guo style.He put the cat cage on the cabinet next to him, and then "hummed" while waiting for his boss' affirmation that he was so good in business.

however……

"You're back, Bai Hua."

Sitting at the desk, the middle-aged man of the dragon clan called 'Old Carp' had a constipated expression on his face.

It was only then that Bai Hua noticed that the "manager's office", which was usually only used by everyone to fight landlords, actually had three guests sitting opposite him this time when Lao Li was removed.

"What a coincidence, Bai Hua, I happen to have something to talk to you about."

The No.1 visitor turned around, and the other party was Chen Huijie, the senior superintendent of the Longmen Guards Bureau.

"Ah, Chen, Sir Chen? It suddenly occurred to me that I have to buy cat litter, so I don't bother, I'm leaving—"

"You can't go"

As an experienced "regular visitor to the Guards Bureau", Bai Hua turned around the moment she saw Chen Huijie, wanting to have fun, but naturally, Chen squeezed her shoulders tightly with a smile on her face, and forcibly held her back.

"It's a rare meeting, and I brought you some gifts—here."

Chen enthusiastically took out a bunch of fines from his pocket and handed them to Bai Hua. Faced with the ashen Bai Hua, he made sure that there were no omissions in the handover before leaving the office.

Feeling the love from the Guard Bureau, Bai Hua, who was moved to tears, welcomed the second guest who turned around—A Xiao, an operator of the Longmen Fire Department.

"Mr. Baihua, do you know that because of your actions, there was a serious problem with the water supply and fire protection system of Unit 5 of Xingfu District You made a punishment, but correspondingly, you still need to receive relevant criticism and education. I hope you can keep it in mind this time and don’t make similar mistakes again.”

"Master, stop reading..."

The little squirrel Axiao rapped on the West Coast and made Baihua raise the white flag crazily.

After Ah Xiao rapped and left contentedly, the last visitor also turned around - it was Ah Xiao who was at the fish ball stall before.

"Brother Zi, you come too!? I thought we were good brothers...!"

Facing the most unlikely person to appear here, Bai Hua instantly broke the defense, while Xiao sitting opposite rubbed her hair.

"I was just invited by Mr. Li to come over for a chat. After all, I am able to have this job now because of Mr. Li's help."

"It turns out to be like this"

Bai Hua breathed a sigh of relief.

"But since you're here, let's settle the fish ball money."

"Brother Zi ah ah ah!"

……

After several "visitors" left the office, only Bai Hua and Lao Li were left in the room.

Bai Hua's whole body was spread out on the desk like a deflated ball, both tail and ears were limply drooping.Even people who don't know the habits of the Lupus can intuitively feel "life is not easy, the dog sighs" at a glance

"The entrustment commission is 700 Longmen coins, the ticket is 8000 Longmen coins, and the fish balls are 15—"

Bai Hua calculated her income for the day, and was delighted to find out that she owed more than 7000 yuan, and after she was fined to do voluntary community activities on weekends, her whole body turned from a wolf's skin to a wolf's mud.

"Why is it so difficult to make money~"

Bai Hua lay on the table and complained feebly, while Old Li on the side took a sip from his teacup, with an expression of familiarity.

"Baihua, is it possible that you have entered the wrong profession? It's much easier to make money in a job like a bodyguard next door or a gang killer, and it's more suitable for you."

Old Li looked at Bai Hua, his tone couldn't tell whether he was joking or saying these words seriously.

"No, I made up my mind a long time ago, I want to use my own strength, neither steal nor grab, earn enough 100W Longmen coins in a completely upright way, and then buy a piece of land in the outer ring of Longmen! "

As soon as he talked about his dream, Bai Hua got up again in an instant and spoke seriously.

"It's good to be young, so how far are you from?"

"Uh... that... more than 100 million."

Returning from ideal to reality, Bai Hua became hesitant again in an instant.

"Very good, at least going from a negative number to zero is also a kind of hope and progress."

Lao Li smiled and took another sip of tea, at the same time there was a knock on the door outside the office.

"I'll open the door."

Bai Hua glanced at the wall clock, it was almost that time every day.

Walking through the living room filled with ink and wash scrolls of all kinds of ancient Yan Kingdom objects, Bai Hua walked to the entrance and gently pushed the door.

"Good morning, Birch."

The first thing that catches the eye is a young Pero who is several heads taller than Bai Hua and has a very kind smile on his face.

"Morning, hum."

Bai Hua nodded and greeted Pelo, who was called 'Hum', and then set her sights on the side of Pelo's young man, who was dressed in normal clothes or practice clothes, and had orange eyes. The young film tiger girl.

"Ah, that guy can't get through to the phone, most likely he stayed up late and fell asleep again--Anyway, good morning, why did you come so early today, Bai Hua?"

"Uh...don't ask, Huaihu."

Bai Hua sighed and expressed that she didn't want to discuss this topic, she turned her side to let Huai Hu and Hum enter the room, and then changed the hanging decoration in front of the door from "Pause" to "Welcome".