restless daily life

"It's okay! Don't run too fast——!"

Angelina yelled worriedly, carrying her things to the door of the activity room, and found a piece of paper on the ground in front of the door.

what?

[It was I who brought the pet cat to school. I am very sorry, but after buying it for a few days, I found that my mother was allergic to cat hair, so I couldn’t continue to keep this cat. If possible, I hope you can find it for her. a new owner. 】

Tired and hungry from playing, the kitten finished eating the little bit of fish that had been torn off, and looked at Angelina eagerly.

"Don't worry, don't worry, cat food needs to be softened before biting, and be careful not to knock your teeth off."

Angelina pinched the cat food soaked in mineral water and felt that it was not soft enough, so she carefully tore off a piece of fish meat from the can, saw that half of it was torn off again, compared it to the nail cover, and then tore it off half.

Kitten: "Meow~"

Thank you, I'm already turning into a weeping cat.

Angelina squatted to feed the cat, looked at Bai Ying who was reading the draft paper, and said angrily, "Sir, who is that person? Is this abandoning a pet?"

Seven meters away, Bai Ying leaned gracefully on the chair, shook the draft paper in his hand, and said, "The main task has changed, after all, I was the one who waited for the rabbit and got the first-hand information."

Angelina puffed up her cheeks: "Sir, I'm talking about that person."

"9527, anger and anxiety can't solve the problem—the former owner is really not responsible. Whether it's lost at noon or the pet may not be found, it's probably because he can't see it, so he doesn't need to worry about guilt."

"When he heard about the pet news, he still chose to come over and leave the note and run away. It can be seen that he is afraid of being a shit-shoveling officer and feels guilty about abandoning pets, but he doesn't want to be known."

"You can choose to keep a social distance from him because of your dislike, that's all." Bai Ying said casually, "You can't punish him by exposing his behavior at school or on the Internet, and let people scold him When you have a nervous breakdown, jump from the roof, right?"

Angelina swallowed: "Sir, your thoughts are terrible..."

"The cat food is almost softened."

"Oh." Angelina quickly fished out the cat food and put it in the basin, watched the kitten eat it, and at the same time took out her mobile phone.

"Huh, heh, hey - the brave man has a heart, but the devil has no heart. Liu Chengyin. The battle of the club is the battle of intelligence. I have already taken the lead. Next, I just need to find a way to sell this demon to an unlucky guy. Complete the commission one step ahead, just look at the unwilling expression on the brave man's face!"

Why do people plot loudly?Of course it's because it's too high!

"what……"

"Um?!"

Bai Ying suddenly looked at the general who was stuck in his throat with an exclamation stuck in his throat, and asked, "What did you do?!"

Angelina's eyes wandered: "I just sent a message to tell everyone to go back to the classroom, and I don't need to find the cat owner..."

The classroom is a bit quiet, only the sound of kittens spitting cat food.

"9527! You even betrayed me!"

Um?Why should I say that too?

Angelina was quick to wit: "Sir! Anger and anxiety won't solve the problem!"

"That's right - now we should complete the commission before the brave man." Bai Ying's eyes lit up, "9527, are you interested in raising a cat?"

Angelina was a little moved, and immediately shook her head and said: "I used pocket money to buy a little fox at the pet market by chance, and the little fox was ill and was not cured... I was young at that time, watching my father treat it Throw it in the trash can, and you will never want to have a pet again."

No wonder people get a little angry at people who abandon their pets.

Shiro Shadow understood, it seems that the potential harm of this subordinate is not strong.

The kitten has a small appetite, and after a few grains of cat food, it will be a little full, and it is ready to go to Bai Ying's side.

Bai Ying disdained: "Huh? Want to assassinate Wang Jia and imitate Jing Ke's actions? 9527! Take it down for me!"

"Hay—!"

Angelina was also ready to move. With both hands, she pinched the kitten's armpit precisely and lifted it up. The famous scene of The Lion King subconsciously appeared in her mind.

The majestic and heavy narration is slowly describing.

"My child, since the day you were born, the whole school has been whispering this name: 9527-1..."

Angelina sensed a sense of crisis, and quickly interrupted: "Sir, you shouldn't be afraid of cats, are you?"

Bai Ying said: "To be precise, it's a little scary, a little annoying, and a little annoying."

"Why is that?" Angelina speculated, "Allergic to cats?"

"Do not."

Bai Ying looked at the kitten that was restrained by Angelina's hands and was still struggling to see it, and said in a deep voice, "Once upon a time, I had a dream - I wanted to make all cats fear me."

"?" Angelina was used to the question marks popping up in her head, and she answered smoothly, "And then?"

"I went to a cat cafe, stood where I was, staring down at the group of cats, trying to intimidate them as the overlord of my dignified ecological niche, and finally got hanged by a group of cats. In the process of picking them up, it triggered the first group of cats to fight for hegemony, so that The store is full of chickens and dogs, the flames of war are spreading, and there is no peace."

"??" Angelina struggled to answer, "Then, what happened after that?"

"Stupid cats can't comprehend the difference after all, so I changed my mind and learned the feline language from a colleague's cat, trying to irritate the cats with cat calls, defeat the cats, and make them fear me! The result is not ideal, although I can have some mentally retarded conversations, but cats are cats after all. After being insulted, provoked, and intimidated by me, they will only be stunned for a short time, and then quickly lose their memory like a fish, and continue to pester me, leading to the second group of cats fighting for hegemony. "

"???" Angelina tried her best to answer, "Then...after that?"

"After the second failure, I learned from the painful experience, thinking that learning feline language is an act of enlisting the enemy, so I devoted myself to learning canine animals and canine language. Occasionally, there are canine characters in dramas, and I also actively try Go play, try to defeat those hateful cats with the destiny of the cat-dog battle for thousands of years, and make them fear!"

Bai Ying said with a vicissitudes of life: "That day, I put on the dog costume of the theater troupe, stepped into the cat cafe and lay down on the ground, playing the role of a super-large canine animal. The whole cat cafe only had the provocative sound of me barking. , and those cats who were stunned and stunned—I thought I had succeeded, but I didn’t expect that in less than ten seconds of silence, a group of cats rushed towards me restlessly, besieging my dog ​​costume in a brutal and cat-like way. The group of cats fought and walked away, and the third group of cats fought for hegemony, and finally left in a mess of cat fur, and had to compensate the troupe for the loss of costumes afterwards."

"I failed shamefully, and the failure left me with the scorching scar of fear. From now on, when I see a cat, I will be weaker by three points."

Angelina was overwhelmed by question marks, and she didn't know how to answer the conversation for a while, so she could only say with certainty: "No, you are indeed the sir..."

In order to make cats afraid of me, I forced myself to be afraid of cats...

What is the result of goals that are diametrically opposed to each other, what a match made in heaven.

well?Sir, why do you want the cat to be afraid of you?

boom--

The club classroom door was opened.

"The owner of the cat has been found?"

Yukinoshita Yukino hurried in, seeing the kitten being held up by Angelina's armpit, her steps slowed down.

The cat is in use, please line up in an orderly manner later.

If you don't catch up, the opportunity will come soon.

Chapter 55 Brave level up

"Tsk, what an irresponsible master..."

Just now, did I hear some impolite voice from Yukinoshita?

Ah, I almost forgot, Yukinoshita-san is different from her sister, after all, there was an aggressive max speech about a group of morons in the tennis club before.

Hikigu Hachiman thought loosely, and said: "So this cat, is it an unowned wild cat now? Even looking for the classmate who has abandoned it will not help, and judging from the situation, his family really can't keep a cat... "

"If you want to keep it, you must be determined and responsible to the end. Even if there is force majeure and you can't continue to keep it, even if you send it to a pet rescue center, I will work hard as the cat owner's crumbs."

Yukinoshita Yukino put her hands in her hands, exuding an aura that was nine times or even ten times colder than usual: "Throw it away casually, if you can't see it, you can pretend that you don't know it, it didn't happen, it's really an easy way."

Angelina hugged the kitten and echoed with righteous indignation: "That's it!"

Although the students from An Xinyuan are troublesome, they are still very good - it would be even better if they could hand the kitten to themselves.

Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't help thinking, and quickly glanced at the kitten. After fighting wits with Shiro Ying and eating and drinking enough, the carefree kitten quickly entered sleepy mode.

Although she was always trying to stretch her paws in the direction of Shirai Shadow, there was little space in Angelina's chest, which belonged to a kind of hard control that could not be liquefied. The kitten gradually became more comfortable while lying down, and the cat's eyelids kept trembling. Back and forth on the verge of falling into a dream.

Bai Ying's eyes flashed: "It's too long to adopt this cat... Biqigu! Now is the time to prove your loyalty!"

Hikigu Hachiman quickly said: "No way! Minister, I already have a cat in my house!"

"Huh?" Bai Ying raised his eyebrows and said, "Could it be that that evil beast in your family is vicious and lustful? Well, it's a good time to throw this little evil beast over there, and watch them kill you to death!"

Chitanda Eru was surprised: "Oh? Do pet cats fight?"

"It depends on the situation. If you grow up together, cats who are familiar with each other will not fight, or if you watch two cats for a long time, and there is no type with a strong sense of territory, pets will not fight. ,only……"

Hikigu Hachiman shook his head and said: "My cat is an adult cat with a strong sense of territoriality, and this is a kitten. Usually, Komachi and I go to school, and our parents are not at home. It is possible for the cat to be driven out of the house, or even kill the kitten."

Bai Ying nodded and said, "Wonderful!"

"Baijun, it's a bad habit to bring personal likes and dislikes to work. This can help the cat very well... Can others solve difficulties?"

Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't care less about the cat owner's crumbs and the cute kitten, so she coldly cast a few murderous looks at Shirokage, turned her thoughts to the question, and asked, "Where are Chitanda and Oreki? Would you like to adopt a pet cat?"

"Ugh!" Chitanda Eru stared at the sleepy kitten in Angelina's arms, a little moved.

"No."

Oreki Houtarou sighed: "Chitanda, have you forgotten that we live and study at the school? The school test is absolutely impossible to pass."

"Goo—!" Chitanda Eru said regretfully after the ship sank, "Well... We who live and study really can't take good care of this kitten, and it's impossible to convince the teacher."

"Hmm..." Yukinoshita Yukino subconsciously chooses someone from among her acquaintances, "Then Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka..."

"Okay! Brave, what you said is good!" Bai Ying applauded excitedly, "That free woman of the new era who smokes and drinks, and looks like an uncle will definitely make this demon hungry and cold, until the match in his claws burns out, and he falls down. They died in the snow, and everyone said, 'Hey! The devil is dead!', it is unexpected that a mere brave man can come up with such a clever plan..."

Yukinoshita Yukino pondered and said: "It's true that I didn't think carefully. Judging from Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka's style, I guess I don't have the willingness to take the initiative to raise pets."

Hikigu Hachiman looked around, very good, the violent teacher is not here.

"I think that's the right thing to do."

Hikigu Hachiman scorned a certain teacher reservedly, and asked a little strangely: "Yukishita, what about you? Don't you have the idea of ​​raising a cat?"

Yukino was stunned for a moment, and opened her mouth: "I..."

"Bi-Q-Gu-Jun-!"

The whisper from the abyss scratched the soul, bringing up goose bumps.

While Hikigu Hachiman was stunned, Shirokage had already circled behind his back, and the arms on his shoulders were like steel shackles, firmly controlling him.

The white shadow with faint flames in his eyes asked in a deep voice: "Do you remember what you said? Do you remember the promise you made to me? Who else is there in your eyes besides me?!"

Shiro Shadow made a gesture to tighten his arms and execute him on the spot!

Hikigu Hachiman shouted loudly: "Minister, wait a minute!"

"Speak your sophistry!"

"I just follow the rhythm of the conversation and push forward the progress as a matter of course! I have no rebellious heart, absolute loyalty, and absolutely no idea of ​​giving advice to the enemy!"

"Then why is Yukinoshita! Not me?!"

"Minister, don't you hate...I mean you hate cats?"

"Well—it seems that you are indeed a loyal man."

Bai Ying let go of his hand, and said with satisfaction: "A cowardly brave man will never adopt a demon, and at most he will crave the power of the devil. Although you unintentionally proposed a backstab plan, but if it does not lead to defeat, for the time being Forgive me once."

Hikigu Hachiman breathed a sigh of relief, and realized belatedly: "Yukishita...uh, don't you plan to adopt it?"

Yukinoshita Yukino opened her mouth: "I..."

Bai Ying sat back on her seat and said casually, "She is a fan of cloud cats."

"Cloud Cat?" Chitanda Eru's eyes lit up, "What kind of cat is Cloud Cat? It sounds cute—"

"The cloud sucks the cat."

Bai Ying said: "Aren't there often videos showing cute pets on the Internet? Among the people who contributed views, only a few have cats. Most of the viewers are attracted by the figure of the devil, capture them, and watch the devil's bewitching behavior. On the one hand, if you really want to raise a cat yourself, you will not be able to achieve it due to various reasons. According to my completely unfair statistics, the biggest reason is that you are afraid of trouble."

"Raising demons will touch the deep and dark side of demons. You need to vaccinate, prepare rations for demons, clean up the footprints of demons, try to correct the habits of demons, and face the cruel and troublesome reality—becoming a servant of demons. .In that case, why not just look at the good side of the devil to numb yourself, such behavior is called cloud sucking cats..."

Hikigaya Hachiman, whose family status is only above the floor and below the cat, takes this very seriously.

"Hahaha--!"

Shirai Shadow leaned back comfortably on the chair and laughed three times.

Chitanda Eru was taken aback by the sudden laughter, and asked strangely, "Shiro, Uncle Bai, why are you laughing all of a sudden?"

"I laugh at that brave man who is cowardly, more resourceful than decisive!"

Bai Ying cast a disdainful look at Yukino Yukinoshita, and proudly said: "If you catch the false words of this dog-headed military commander, follow the trend, and become a servant of the devil, I will be unable to escape, and I will be defeated in the end! I have to subdue this demon..."

"I'm here to adopt this cat."