restless daily life

But to take care of kittens, all you need is one person!

A strange light flashed across the dead fish eyes and sleepy eyes at the same time.

In just two or three seconds, thinking collision, opponent analysis, advantage range, logical splicing——

"I have cats in my family, and I know all kinds of habits and vocal preferences of cats. As a senior excrement shoveler, there will be no mistakes in taking care of a kitten."

Hikigu Hachiman was calm and composed, with a calm tone and the demeanor of a master.

Oreki Houtaro stretched out his hand, wanting to check the purity: "Then what does this kitten mean now?"

The kitten fights with the white shadow, guerrilla, walks around the tables and chairs, advances and retreats, barks and meows, fighting back and forth like a revolving lantern.But seeing the kitten running around, trying to crawl to Shiroying's bedding, and directly hitting the enemy's black nest, Shiraishi was horrified when he saw this, and he used the 36-way dog ​​Fugui, barking at each other, so frightened that the kitten threw away its helmet and armor, and fled in embarrassment .

Hikigaya Hachiman savored the kitten's mournful cry, and said with certainty, "I'm hungry."

"Huh? Are you hungry?" Angelina was startled.

"The kittens that have just been weaned are in the period of rapid growth, and they are considered adult cats when they are over one year old."

Hikigaya Hachiman said self-confidently: "During this period of time, the kitten's stomach is fragile and sensitive, and it needs a lot of nutrition to grow, so it is easy to get hungry. Fighting guerrilla with the minister for a while is already a lot of exercise..."

As soon as the experts make a move, they will know if there is any.

Oreki Houtaro's thoughts jumped, and he found a win-win route: "Then..."

Angelina asked, "What should the kitten eat? Milk?"

"Cats can't drink milk. This is a misunderstanding. Cats are lactose intolerant and cannot absorb some ingredients in milk. Instead, they will cause symptoms of vomiting and diarrhea."

Hikigu Hachiman tried his best to show the quality of a professional excrement shoveler, trying to apply for the position of Moyu. Hearing this, he immediately shook his things out, and said: "For a kitten that has just been weaned, cat food and a little meat are the most suitable for this period. , considering that the teeth of the kitten are still relatively immature, you can properly soak the cat food to soften it, and you can get some canned light fish for meat. After all, cats are carnivores, but kittens are not suitable for eating too much, the size of a fingernail is enough for a day... ..."

Wait - if one person goes to buy cat food and one person takes care of the kittens, then there are two fishing positions!

problem solved...

"Canned light fish, cat food, mineral water - I remember! Let's go buy it now!"

Angelina set off like lightning.

No matter how fast thinking takes time, it is inferior to those who act immediately.

Hikigaya Hachiman saw that a win-win road was interrupted, and he subconsciously looked at his competitors.

Encounter on a narrow road...

Oreki Houtaro: "Speaking of which, Yukinoshita-san is also very familiar with cats..."

It turned out to be a poisonous plan that hurt both sides!

"Well, it's fairly familiar, I know a little bit occasionally."

Yukino Yukino stepped forward without any urgency, walked towards the kitten who was fighting with the white shadow dragon, and said naturally: "It's not impossible for me to take care of this kitten..."

Not only is it not impossible, I think you can't wait to post it on the spot.

It is too difficult, too difficult!Why is the competition for a fishing position so cruel?

Hikigu Hachiman thought hard, and suddenly said: "Speaking of which, this is a commission—Minister, our aid department will definitely be able to complete the commission first!"

Sensitive words flashed through Yukino Yukino's mind like lightning.

Commission, the war between the Ministry of Service and the Ministry of Aid, the enemy!

The cat is so cute.

The battle of ideas, who can help others better and complete the commission!

Small and white.

Undoubtedly, Shirai Shadow has exposed his weaknesses. Fearing the cat's weaknesses will undoubtedly greatly hinder his performance in this entrustment. Now is the time to even the score!

meow meow meow~

I have understood everything.

I should immediately pick up the cat, rub the cat's head, scratch the cat's chin, run my fingers through the cat's soft fur, and feel the cat's warm body temperature, so that I can win the commission.

Yukinoshita Yukino walked towards the kitten who was probably a little tired, squatted down while holding down the hem of her skirt, and stretched out her hand to that cute little head.

"Meow~"

The kitten moved two steps, Yukinoshita felt empty.

Touch again!

Yukinoshita Yukino who was squatting took two steps forward and stretched out her hand.

The kitten quickly moved away again.

Yukino Yukino: "?"

"Meow~"

The kitten crawled towards the white shadow in front of it.

"Huh? You're not finished yet, are you?!" Bai Ying grinned, and let out an extremely miraculous, purring cat cry in his throat, "Meow ho—!"

The kitten stopped immediately, squatted on the spot, and looked at Bai Ying: "Meow?"

"Meow—!"

"Meow~"

One person and one cat meowing across the air.

Yukinoshita Yukino withdrew her hand, stood up, and pretended nothing happened: "Then Baijun will take care of this kitten. Let's find the cat's owner."

"Brave, you are so despicable. While letting the Yuan Devouring Beast restrain me and complete the commission by myself, you are trying to use Yuan Devouring Beast to consume my strength."

Bai Ying tried to move a step, the kitten followed suit, he took a step forward, and the kitten took a step back.

"Hmph! Do you think you can defeat the Demon King like this?"

Bai Ying shook his legs as if retreating, and there was a tap dance on the spot. After all, he underestimated the strength of the Yuan Devouring Beast. Even a mere cub still possessed natural strength and agility, and unexpectedly kept up with the rhythm. Rock back and forth.

Damn, the escape route is completely blocked.

Shirokage Mood -1.

"Let's play with the white fungus slowly."

In what ways am I inferior to him—but to question a kitten, it must be a serious illness.

Yukinoshita Yukino Mood -1.

"Uncle Bai, take care of the cat!"

"Xiaobai, let's go first!"

"..."

Houtarou Oreki's mood is -1, he doesn't want to talk, the energy saving battle seems to have failed... It should be no problem to outsource the "I'm curious", but his own mistakes are following him, so he must be a warning.

He wanted to struggle even more than Kigu Hachiman: "Minister! I'll take care of you for you..."

"Bi Qigu, you have to fight alone." Bai Ying confronted the cat, and said in a heavy tone, "As the supervisor of the team, I hope you can counterattack and make great achievements."

"..."

Hiki Valley Hachiman Mood -1.

Taking photos of cats and embarking on the road of searching for their owners, recalling the intrigues, intrigues and deceptions before the departure, I can't help feeling exhausted and hopeless.

The more scheming a person is, the easier it is to fall into unexpected difficulties.

The minister who didn't want to get close to the cat was entangled by the cat, Yukinoshita who wanted to be close to the cat was disgusted by the cat, and he and Oreki who tried to compete for the fishing job were both failed.

That's the end of the world where most people get hurt.

Cats are really scary.

Chapter 54 Fear Me!

The battle to find cat owners is in full swing.

"We are looking for the owner of this cat, do you have any clues?"

Yukinoshita Yukino launched the 'frozen communication' mode, politely freezing people and not allowing them to leave, raised her phone and showed a photo to ask.

"No, no."

"excuse me."

……

"Yumiko—have you ever seen this cat?"

"I haven't seen it before, it looks quite cute... Isn't your pet a dog?"

"It's an entrustment. Someone picked up this cat in school, but they don't know who its owner is, so I entrust it for help."

"Tsk, those two weird clubs?"

"Yumiko, can you ask other classmates for me? Or something about clockwork falling out of favor."

"……don't want."

"Yumiko~ help me, you don't want a classmate to lose such a cute pet kitten, do you?"

"Okay, okay! Let me ask you a question, okay? Don't you really hate cats? What a worry."

Yuigahama Yui, who mastered Yumiko Miura's user manual, successfully obtained strong foreign aid.

……

"Do you know who the owner of this cat is? He should have lost his pet."

Hikigaya Hachiman asked calmly.

"never seen it."

After a brief answer, the passing students separated at the speed of light.

Still in a state of ordinary dislike.

The Lone Ranger doesn't matter, so it won't hurt.

……

"Oh, still not..."

Leaving a club classroom, Chitanda Eru thought hard: "Hmm-why not print a photo of the kitten and post a notice?"

"Too much fanfare is not a good thing."

Oreki Houtaro immediately denied the other party's possible follow-up of the ultimate energy-consuming plan, and said: "Pets are not allowed in the school, so the priority of asking the teacher is lower. If it makes a big noise, the owner of the cat is a student. Yes. For him, it is a kind of pressure, but it will lead to unwillingness to come forward... For example, if a teacher suddenly feels that he must strictly control this matter, it will be even more difficult to end."

"Well—that's right."

Chitanda Eru cheered up and went on to the next club.

Oreki Houtaro followed lazily, thinking aimlessly.

There is another possibility... It was a cat that had just been abandoned. After all, the place where Anxinyuan picked it up was really remote enough.

From this point of view, if you deliberately take the cat to the school and discard it, maybe you want to find a new owner for the cat, and there is also the possibility of having a certain opinion on the pet rescue station.

……

Using superpowers to lighten his own weight, he easily went off-campus to buy cat food, canned fish and mineral water, and picked up a small plastic cat food bowl by the way.

Angelina excitedly went upstairs with her things in her arms.

Suddenly a person upstairs rushed down at high speed!

"Wow wow-"

At a corner, Angelina hurriedly staggered away from the other party, dancing and holding things firmly.

"sorry!"

Angelina subconsciously glanced downstairs, but no one was there, only the sound of hurried footsteps going downstairs.