As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

Is Qiaoqiao wrong?

You can say yes, or you can say no.

She made a mistake in expressing her gratitude and admiration to Hua Manlou on this occasion.

Although Hua Manlou, who is familiar with emotional intelligence, first confronted Zi Liwei, and then pretended to be silly and funny, successfully dispelling the hostility of some people, but in essence, today's poetry society is still quite hostile to him—— Nie Yuantu, who was disgraced by him every minute, was still gnashing his teeth and waiting for the opportunity to embarrass him. How can this hostility be resolved?

In the final analysis, civil and martial arts have different ways. Literati look down on Huamanlou, a "martial arts man". They even look down on the emperor. They always feel that scholars hold the truth of the world, and no matter how powerful the emperor is, they still have to rely on scholars to govern. world?

Therefore, Qiaoqiao ignored the admiration of these scholars and opposed Huamanlou's admiration, which really stimulated the fragile nerves of the scholars.

So you say Qiaoqiao is completely wrong?

Nor is it.

She is indeed from the family of Datong, and the people of the Celestial Dynasty pay attention to returning fallen leaves to their roots. Even in Huamanlou's previous life, there was a saying that the homeland is hard to leave, let alone now?Therefore, as a Datong person, after learning that Datong is safe because of Huamanlou, shouldn't Qiaoqiao thank Huamanlou?This is a performance of not forgetting kindness, can you say that she is at fault?

Her matter is no different from that group of entertainers in Huamanlou's previous life. Some people can do all kinds of unconscionable things. Even so, some people still praise their feet, but this girl in front of her...

The audience was full of cultural people, but no one said a word for her, even though they were still chasing her a moment ago.

Hua Manlou suddenly felt uncomfortable.

Scholars in this era are indeed powerful and invincible. They stand on the commanding heights of morality against the sages and gods of books to block and kill gods and Buddhas. They can decipher many things that are beneficial to them from the sages' books to attack For others to gain benefits, they can even stand on the golden palace and point at the supreme emperor and scold them bloody.

That's right, these things are very clear.

In the Ming Dynasty, before and after Wanli, the chieftains in the Southwest were ready to move. The Warring States Period in Dongying was about to come to an end. The Franji people had arrived in the Far East to establish a colony. The tributary system established by Zheng He was gradually collapsing. , turned his gaze to the south...

The civil servants were obsessed with the old dream of the clothes of the upper kingdom. They drank three or two cups on weekdays and talked about self-cultivation.He is proficient in poetry, singing, singing and painting, but he is useless in governing the region, marching and fighting...

Huamanlou is also very clear about these things.

As a salted fish, I understand the trend of the times, and I know that I can't change the world by myself, so Hua Manlou chose to follow the route of salted fish: the most educated among the nobles, and the richest among the scholars Yes, the most powerful of the rich.

But when he saw the group of so-called talented people below, he suddenly felt an uncontrollable disgust: What is the difference between this group of people and the people who hid behind the screen and pressed the keyboard in the previous life to attack others with the coldest, most vile and vicious words? the difference?

Huamanlou didn't know that scholars could be categorized in this way—the history books wouldn't describe this thing in detail, would they?

Just when Qiaoqiao was about to kneel down on the stage...

Bang!

A vase suddenly flew out of Huamanlou's private room and hit the crowd, causing a burst of exclamation, and at the same time a woman's voice sounded: "Such a group of old men bullying a little girl, how shameless?"

Hua Manlou smiled.

Miss Qi, you really deserve to be Miss Qi, a hero among girls!

Several scholars pointed their halberds at the upstairs and were about to start cursing, but Hua Manlou turned around and took another vase from Qi Wanrong, and threw it at these people again: "Shut up!"

His attack is different from Qi Wanrong's attack, after all...

Just now, Huamanlou's doggerel was almost a kind of compromise and concession, which made the people downstairs think that he was just a soft persimmon, but now that he exploded like this, the talented scholars were a little confused, and then...

Suddenly remembered, this guy is a nobleman and a warrior, or a bandit who slaughtered more than 100 Walas with his own hands.

In an instant, Yuxuan Pavilion was silent again.

Hua Manlou clapped his hands in satisfaction, looked downstairs with a smile, and said, "Everyone said that today is a poetry meeting, and we don't want to talk about wars, right? Can I also say that today is a poetry meeting, and we don't want to talk about wars?" Want to bully a little girl?"

Huamanlou no longer calls himself 'I', 'Hua', or 'little brother', which is enough to draw a clear line in terms of tone, so seeing that he finally jumped out, his boss Nie Yuantu also stood up naturally, and said with a smile: "What does Mr. Qian mean?"

Hua Manlou sighed: "What I mean is, since we want to compose poems, then everyone should compose poems honestly, okay?"

Nie Yuantu smiled and said, "Okay, Mr. Qian please."

Hua Manlou squinted at him and said with a smile, "Listen up."

"Sour Ding talks about the Five Classics, with gray hair and dead chapters and sentences. Asking about economic policies, it is like falling smoke. He wears long-distance travel shoes and wears a square mountain scarf. Walking slowly on the straight road, dust rises before he goes. People. You are not your uncle and grandson, and I am different from me. The current affairs are not up to date, so I return to Gengwen Waterside."

This poem is naturally the masterpiece of Shixian, and it is also the one he scolded the most. It was originally called "Mocking Luru". Huamanlou only changed Luru to Suanding, and immediately scolded all the scholars present .

To sum it up briefly, this poem has one meaning: you bunch of sour Confucians who only know how to study hard but don’t know how to govern the country, don’t come out to work for nothing if you have nothing to do, go home and plow the fields, someone Hua is ashamed to be with you !

"The poem is finished, I ask Nie Hanlin for advice."

Nie Hanlin was too angry to speak at this time, and all the scholars present were also trembling with anger.

Before they opened their mouths to curse, Qi Wanrong suddenly pulled Hua Manlou's sleeves and asked, "What do you mean by this poem?"

Hua Manlou smiled brightly: "It's meaningless, just scolding these people for their incompetence."

"Huamanlou! You're bullying too much!" Nie Yuantu became irritable.

With his taste, he naturally knows the level of Huamanlou's poem, and also knows that his name Nie Yuantu will be attached to this poem from now on, Yuantu...

There is no long way to go, and the future is worrying.

A group of scholars also reacted at the same time, pointing at Huamanlou and cursing.

Hua Manlou ignored these people. He smiled and said to the Qi family trio and Zhang Jiahao: "It's too noisy here, why don't we go to another place and continue talking about firearms? I really have some new developments recently... "

"Okay, let's go!" Qi Pengfei cheerfully responded, hooking Hua Manlou's neck as if no one went downstairs to the door, but a group of scholars only focused on cursing, and no one dared to stop them.

"By the way..." Hua Manlou suddenly waved to Qiaoqiao on the stage after walking halfway, "Shall we go together? Aren't you going to have a long talk?"

(This paragraph, it’s actually very difficult to write. Firstly, it’s about two girls appearing, secondly, it’s about the gradual change of the protagonist’s mentality, and thirdly, it’s about writing about the ecology of scholars and brothel girls, and it’s interesting. In terms of the plot, there are also ups and downs. Even the previous paragraph of children's poems is written by myself, and even the allusions and words have been worked hard. Is this considered water?

If it was simply pretending to be X, it might not be so embarrassing—Hua Manlou walked into the teahouse and threw a bunch of poems.Tired? )

121. He was right

Hua ManLou left, walking extremely chicly.

Before he left, he not only mocked all the scholars present, but also completely smashed the venue—how can the poetry fair be so lively in this atmosphere?

Jia Yixiu and Gu Xinghuai, two people who spend money on errands, sat helplessly on the chairs under the stage, wandering like melon farmers who had all their watermelons stolen, not knowing who to blame.

Spending a lot of money, hiring the top card and buying a tea house, not to mention the loss of fame and fortune in the end, and making a mess, this shit business can be said to be a mess-yes, in the eyes of these two, today's Isn't it just a business of spending money to buy fame?

It’s really just a coincidence for them. They just want to catch the heat, but after the rubbing, they find that there is a lot of chicken feathers left, and the two of them vaguely remembered that although the words used at home are different, the reason is the same. Family motto: Harmony makes money.

It's impossible to be kind to someone...

Nie Yuantu's face was ashen, he felt that he was finished, and at this moment he looked like a star who was suddenly exposed to his most shameful scandal on the Internet, with no basis for advancing or retreating, at a loss for what to do.

The poem "Mocking Sour Ding" was just affected by the others, but Nie Yuantu was bombarded head-on, and it was very appropriate: In the Hanlin Academy, there are many old Confucian scholars with "white hair and dead chapters", Moreover, this group of people really don't have any practical views on economics and economics. Occasionally, when they talk about facts, their views may be old-fashioned, absurd, or naive, just like those experts in Huamanlou's previous life who didn't know what to say.

The next few sentences were even more ruthless. It can be said that they complained from head to toe, and used Shusun Tong as a metaphor for this group of people who are ignorant of current affairs, do not know how to adapt, and do not agree with each other when they have different ways.

If ordinary people are so ignorant of Nie Yuantu, then he can naturally cite the scriptures and speak eloquently back, and he can do a lot of tricks, which can be full of flowers...

He has done two big things for Da Zhao in just two months since his debut, and the praise in the mansion newspaper is still vivid in his memory, but Nie Hanlin has been appointed as Hanlin for two or three years, and he is still eating the country's food. How to open the choke?

In addition, people are choking on poetry, if you want to choke it back, no matter how hard your teeth are, you have to make a poem to choke it back, right?But all of a sudden, where did Cai Zi Nie go to write a poem?

After being bombarded so much, he still hasn't been able to retaliate. In the end, his name Nie Yuantu will be passed down through the ages along with the spread of this poem. Maybe he will become a "sour ding" model character who doesn't understand current affairs in the future. In this way, Does he still have a career?

Nie Yuantu suddenly felt dark in front of his eyes and almost fainted.

As for the others...

Don't look at the other talents who scolded freely, but in the end they didn't dare to stop Hua Manlou. Isn't this a sign of guilty conscience?

So when Hua Manlou went out, the arena was deadly silent again, and then some people started to leave the arena either annoyed or with dark faces.

Then, the officials and ladies from the teahouse on the left of Yuxuan Pavilion began to leave in an orderly manner, and the top players from the teahouse on the right gathered together to appreciate the poem "Miao Suan Ding", and then they did something about Huamanlou's appearance for Qiaoqiao. With positive comments, after all the ladies left, they also returned excitedly with a full stomach of dry goods...

Why are there positive reviews?

It's very simple, girls, no matter how talented they are, they are girls, gossip always occupies the top position in their world, they think it's just a way for Hua Manlou to stand out for the poor Qiaoqiao who did something wrong The beginning of love——Qiaoqiao expresses her affection in public, and Huamanlou protects her with her own strength when she is alone. Isn't this romantic?

Shan Meimei, the leader of the brothel in the capital, even sighed: "If someone is willing to shelter me from the wind and rain, then I am willing to die."

Isn't it the sense of security that a brothel girl who is floating like duckweed is most looking forward to?So all of a sudden, the other ten or so top players also lamented that it was a good luck to meet such a person.

As for Hua Manlou's slander against these witty scholars, they didn't care, and even thought what Hua Manlou said was right...

Among the exiting crowd, there was a man who kept his head down and smiled.

Although the person next to her was already in a bad mood, she still didn't care, she just kept laughing, and she persuaded them after they got into the carriage: "Hua Manlou scolded Suan Ding, why bother?" Put it on yourself?"

Wen Yuchen resentfully said: "As a brother, I still have self-knowledge, and even a brother is not as good as the sour ding in his mouth, at least the sour ding can understand the Five Classics, right?"

Wen Liang laughed heartily again, and then said: "Didn't daddy say that self-knowledge is the most important thing in a person. Although my brother is not good at stereotypes, but under the influence of my ears and eyes, isn't Ce Wen better than many people?"

Policy question refers to the policy of economics, history and current affairs, which will be tested in the township examination and general examination, and it is required to quote classics and classics to express opinions on actual political, economic, military and other affairs issues.During the palace examination, policy theory will also be tested, that is, three articles about current affairs will be written.

Therefore, as the son of Elder Wen Ge, Wen Yuchen is better at current affairs than the others, of course.

Wen Yuchen was in a better mood, but then he became a little panicked: Hua Manlou's words and thoughts seemed to coincide with some of his little sister's remarks?

He opened his mouth and asked cautiously: "Little sister, today's poem Huamanlou..."

Wen Liang said bluntly, "He's right."

Wen Yuchen immediately felt that something was wrong, but Wen Liang didn't notice his panic, and said slowly: "Most of these so-called talented people are people who watch the sky from a well, and they are useless. Poems and songs can be used to cultivate sentiment. But if one judges talent purely in terms of poetry, then this talent is too worthless."

"Nowadays, in courts and scholars, stereotypes are more important, but elder brother has practiced stereotypes all these years, do you really think stereotypes are of great use?" Wen Liang straightened his hair at the sideburns, and sighed softly: "It's useless to deal with state affairs. Stereotypes, criminal names, and taxes are not used in stereotypes, but there are some foolish people who are familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics. Good or bad?"

This is a bit rebellious or even outrageous.

Wen Yuchen's eyes widened: "Little sister, you..."

Wen Liang smiled slightly: "Brother, Dad has always advocated the use of capable people instead of honest officials. I don't think he said it, but he really thinks so in his heart, and he doesn't think much of those boastful people in his words." ,so……"

Wen Liang turned his gaze out of the window, and sighed softly: "This building is full of flowers, but it's the same as Daddy's opinion."

Wen Yuchen's gaze was as dull as a dead fish: This... no wonder... no wonder why he was always perfunctory when he asked his father for stereotypes in the past, but when he talked about current events, his father would say more things...

Wen Yuchen suddenly felt that there was a reason why his two elder brothers were not ranked high in Jinshi, because they...

It seems that he was also hindered by stereotypes?

But then he heard Wen Liang say something that made him fall into an ice cave: "I'm going to get in touch with Hua Manlou sometime..."

something...

I caught a cold. I struggled to code a chapter in the morning. After sleeping for a while in the afternoon, I wrote and deleted.

By the way, I have something important to ask everyone for help.

It is said that there are some problems with the title of this book. This time, I ask you experts to help me think of a name according to the current situation. It is in line with the trend of SF, and it is enough to attract people.

The number of words should not exceed twelve?

Anyway, please everyone~

122. Are you two still human?

To be honest, what Huamanlou did today completely broke his path of being a scholar.

Can it continue?

The group of scholars is a very xenophobic group. They are good at fighting with others, and they are also good at fighting with their own people. They can break their heads on even a little idea, let alone outsiders?

Therefore, Hua Manlou, who is a nobleman and Xuanwu guard, was originally rejected by them, and today's poem directly pointed at the evils of stereotypes, which made the white-haired man holding the Four Books and Five Classics all day long How can readers accept it?

What is certain is that when the song "Mocking Sour Ding" is widely spread, scholars headed by civil officials will definitely criticize Huamanlou. Under such circumstances, he still wants to mix in the circle of scholars. sky.

However, Hua Manlou didn't regret it at this time, and wanted to laugh a little: just that kind of scholar?It doesn't matter if you don't do it.

Because, these people are so similar to those people that Huamanlou feels chills all over his body.

If he was really with them, Hua Manlou always felt that one day he would become like them, raised his finger and raised his eyebrows and lashed out at others with an extremely ridiculous argument. The kind of person you hate the most?

So in this way, Huamanlou's previous salted fish strategy was shattered all at once.What should I do in the future? Xianyu Huamanlou feels that he still needs to plan, but right now...

Hua Manlou plans to find a place to get in touch with the Qi family brothers and Zhang Jiahao. After all, the situation is different now.If you can't take the literati route, then at least you have to let the noble circle's way be a bit wild, right?

This is not for the sake of messing around with big things, but with a wide range of roads, your own safety factor will also be greatly improved.

After all, the people who offended the group of scholars today are very visceral. How could they give up after being so angry?Right now, my father is on a mission, and I am so pitiful all alone, if I don't get some backup or something, wouldn't the car overturn by accident?

What's more, there are quite a lot of nobles in salted fish. For example, Qi Pengwu can't inherit the title of Duke, but after some manipulations, this guy is confused with a Xuanwu Wei Zhenfu—the kind who doesn't care about things. , and there is also a military officer who is a captain of a light car, which is higher than Huamanlou's salary. This...