As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

Hua Manlou, who is familiar with "Emotional Quotient", knows that he can't take some famous articles to blame at this time, otherwise he won't talk about it, and if he goes to the literati circle in the future, no one will be welcome. ——Poetry Fair, it's so tense and the stall is overturned, isn't it ugly?

So after pondering for a while, he smiled and said: "Brother Nie's kindness is hard to turn down, so Hua has no choice but to compose such a song, and I hope you will not laugh at me later. Well, Yang Hua is all over the sky, and the streets are in front of the house and behind the house. As much as Qiong Yao..."

This Yanghuamantian picks up Nie Yuantu's "Sunset Yanghuaxue", Qiong Yao is not the grandma who wrote romance novels, but refers to Xuehua.As soon as these two sentences came out, everyone's interest was immediately aroused: Does Huamanlou really know how to compose poetry?And you want to fight head-on against the number one genius in the capital?

Before the thought was over, two sentences came again after Huamanlou: "Wake up early and see that the sky is clear. Those who use brooms use brooms, and those who use shovels use shovels."

A group of talented scholars were still preparing to listen to the next two sentences. After all, the last two sentences of a poem are usually the finishing touches, but Hua Manlou's magical turning point stunned the talented scholars who had just succeeded in suppressing their laughter. Everyone burst out laughing, and even Wen Liang in the crowd couldn't help but tremble with laughter, and kept patting her brother on the shoulder.

In the laughter of the crowd, there was also Qi Wanrong's voice supporting Huamanlou: "Good poetry, good poetry!"

In the passages on both sides of the second floor, the young ladies who are inconvenient to show their faces and the young ladies who are inconvenient to appear at this time have their own little maids sent out to broadcast live. Turn around and run away with a smile, send a letter to my lady, so that people on both sides can also have fun, or remind the lady to pay attention to this interesting Huamanlou-doing limericks at a poetry meeting, this is so funny!

I have to say, doggerel, this thing is harmless, in some cases it can be said to be an artifact to relieve embarrassment and mobilize the atmosphere. For example, Xie Jin, a great talent in the Ming Dynasty, happened to be raining one day when he went out. When it arrived, it immediately attracted a group of onlookers to burst into laughter.Xie Jin got up, and said on the spot: Spring rain is as expensive as oil, and it rains all over the streets. When Bachelor Xie fell, he laughed and laughed at a group of cattle.

Well, this move not only resolved the embarrassment, but also ridiculed the people who laughed at him, and even if it was ridicule, everyone laughed even harder. This is a master.

Huamanlou's move also has the same effect. It not only defuses Nie Yuantu's attack, but also makes the atmosphere on the scene much more harmonious, and the poetry meeting seems to be more lively. He couldn't help being secretly grateful, and secretly praised Huamanlou for his quick wit.

The talented scholars laughed and praised one by one, secretly sighing that Huamanlou is really extraordinary.

At this time, Hua Manlou suddenly made a bitter face and said: "I said it earlier so that you don't laugh, it's not easy for Hua to be illiterate, and it's not easy to be able to hold back these two sentences. I hope everyone will forgive me, ah, please forgive me." ..."

Nie Yuantu's face was so dark that he couldn't see his fingers. He really didn't expect Huamanlou to come out like this.

Let's not talk about it, although Huamanlou is being funny, but this matter can resonate with the audience, then this matter will definitely spread and increase Huamanlou's reputation again, and then his doggerel for being funny will also become a classic , On the other hand, the poem he wrote seems to be very plain water, how can he accept it?

What's more, he still made poems under his aggression. If this matter gets out, wouldn't Nie Hanlin become a big villain?

Seeing the still smiling Wen Liang, Nie Yuantu clenched his fists and clenched his teeth, and was about to continue to rape Huamanlou, but at this time Jia Yixiu didn't give him a chance, and taking advantage of the good atmosphere, he immediately gave Huamanlou The whole floor cheered: "Don't care about Mr. Hua Qian, everyone laughs, but it's definitely not because you have no respect for Mr. Qian. This poem...well, it's catchy, enough to be sung..."

A group of people laughed again, but they all nodded in agreement: Poems are not very good, but things are different when they are brought in. This thing is enough for everyone to laugh for two years, can't it be sung?

Jia Yixiu continued to laugh and said: "Before today's poetry meeting, Miss Qiaoqiao from Suyunxuan said: If there are poems that can be sung in the world, then she will definitely present a song for this talented man. Mr. Hua Qian's poem chanting snow Although it may seem opportunistic, but it can be regarded as achieving the goal, don’t you think?”

Everyone in the audience burst into laughter: "Yes!"

"Then I invite Miss Qiaoqiao to sing on stage!"

After Jia Yixiu finished speaking, he wiped cold sweat and dragged Nie Yuantu down from the stage. During the process, he did not forget to give Huamanlou a grateful look, and Huamanlou couldn't help but give him another look when he saw this slightly rich son of a rich man. A good review: Talent!

(Say that I only changed, don’t spread rumors~ I’m so tired yesterday, it’s better to have two, okay?)

118. I feel pity

Hearing that Miss Qiaoqiao sang, the poetry meeting suddenly became more and more lively.

Today's brothels and kilns are quite different, as are prostitutes and prostitutes.

Since Guan Zhong of the State of Qi set up a daughter-in-law, it can be said that the history of brothels is mostly the history of literature and art of the Chinese Dynasty. The women who can enter brothels seriously are mostly girls who have learned playing, playing, singing, opera, poetry and painting.And the kind of girl in Huamanlou's previous film and television dramas is the kind of old bustard with heavy makeup and topless breasts who say "Master, let's have fun", that's called a brothel.

That is to say, the brothel is equivalent to a relatively high-end romantic place. Although it also provides skin and meat business, it is still very different from a place that only provides skin and meat business. It was not until the Qing Dynasty that these two places were confused.

Women in brothels who only perform arts are called "Qing Huanren", and those who do both are called "Red Husbands". But generally speaking, most girls in brothels rely on fame to make money, and their main consumers are literati and dignitaries. Some people think that if you have money, you can see them. The more representative ones are Li Shishi, and the famous "still holding the pipa half-hidden" in "Pipa Xing".

Just think, although Bai Juyi was relegated in the past, he was also Sima of Jiangzhou, and he belonged to the deputy of the governor. After all, he was considered a big boss in the local area, but he was still "before coming out after a thousand calls" to this young lady who played the pipa. , which shows how brothels are played these days.

That is to say, to meet some famous brothels, besides a lot of money, you also need to be talented to meet them, and it is even more difficult to meet those who enter the curtain, so that the brothel does not appear to be too cheap.

The brothel is an elegant place, and the literary attainments of the top players are generally relatively high. There are as many as 126 poems written by the women in the brothel included in "Full Tang Poetry", which shows how talented and beautiful they are, so scholars these days go to the brothel to play, It's really not just for sex.

Therefore, if it weren't for the fact that today's Poetry Association has gathered many talents to increase some potential customers, and Jia and Gu are generous, I am afraid that these top brothels will not be able to invite them. Come to your poetry club?

These days, there are a lot of shy talented people in their pockets, so although many talented people admire some top names in brothels, it can be seen that there are definitely a small number of people who have seen these girls. Therefore, Qiaoqiao, who has heard the best singing skills in the capital, is going to take the stage. This group of people I can't wait to turn into a big bad wolf, bow my front legs and push my back legs, raise my neck and howl twice at the moon, "Ah~~~", so as to express my unstoppable excitement.

At the same time, in the teahouse on the west side dedicated to the top brand of brothel.

Today, there are thirteen top names from the major brothels. This group of girls includes Qing girls and red girls, and their reputations vary, but most of them have met each other, and they don't know how to tear each other up when they get together. Forced, after all...

Everyone is a decent person, if you tear it up and spread it, wouldn't you lose your reputation?This group of people will not do things that affect their social status.

These thirteen people have already greeted each other, and now they are divided into several small circles, each gathering in a few private rooms to chat and reminisce, while listening to the maids reporting on the battle situation next door.

"A while ago, I heard that Mr. Hua Qian fought against Wala. I was terrified when I heard it. I thought this must be a vicious and cruel person. But when I saw it today, I felt that the rumors are too absurd. Seeing is believing." A woman in Tsing Yi shook a small fan, appraising Huamanlou slowly.

"Just listening to the rumors, this Hua Qianzong may not be tyrannical, right?" A purple-clothed girl smiled and said: "The so-called filial piety is the first, and those who can write a poem before father's mission and look forward to his return sooner, How could it be a brutal person, it's just..."

The woman suddenly covered her mouth and chuckled: "Only based on this poem about the snow, it is almost certain that the song "Send Father in the Mountains" that he wrote to see him off that day must be the song "Send Father in the Mountain", so if he has talent, but This talent seems a bit crooked."

A few people smiled knowingly, and then another woman laughed and said: "A crooked talent is also a talent. Could it be that Sister Su thinks he is vulgar? But I think that Hua Qian is always better than that Nie Hanlin just because of his improvisation." If it is more than one, it is vulgar, I am afraid it is also pretended by him."

Sister Na Su smiled and said: "It's not because he thinks he is vulgar, but Qian is always a wonderful person. On the other hand, Nie Hanlin is a bit narrow-minded."

The woman in Tsing Yi nodded and said: "Nie Hanlin has outstanding literary talents, but everyone who has outstanding literary talents may be complacent after being praised by others, thinking that he is the only one in the world, but he doesn't know that there is a sky beyond the sky..."

Speaking of this, a little girl ran in from the outside and said, "Sister Qiaoqiao, it's time to go on stage."

The pink-clothed woman who hadn't said anything all this time responded, and when she was about to stand up, Sister Su gave her a hand and said with a smile: "Sister, wait a minute, how can you go out as soon as someone calls you?" of?"

This is the routine used by brothel girls. When the shelf needs to be carried, it must be carried. If there is no "long-awaited" running out, won't the price drop?

But Qiaoqiao smiled gently: "I can't compare to my sister, who is proficient in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting... What's more, it's just to have a look at Mr. Hua Qian, so why not go out a moment earlier?"

What she said is true, there are as many brothels in the capital as a cow's hair, and famous prostitutes are like crucian carp in a river, and when it comes to coffee positions, the thirteen Qiaoqiao who are present today are ranked at the bottom-she has the upper hand in singing. It's talent, but things like literary talent need to be accumulated over time, but where can a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl accumulate it?This is where Qiaoqiao doesn't have an advantage.

After she finished speaking, she picked up the pipa and went out to the other Fuliu Fushen, leaving only the three famous prostitutes looking at each other in blank dismay: "To see Mr. Hua Qian?"

……

Mr. Hua Qian was still standing in the corridor at this time. He wanted to show his face and just entered the door, but he heard a courtesan come and the Qi brothers in the room had already run out. Next to him, and then began to whisper: "What kind of woman does my brother like?"

Before Huamanlou could answer, Qi Pengfei began to chatter: "I think, brother, this girl should be a little taller and not too thin."

Qi Pengwu on the other side immediately agreed: "Extremely extreme. For example, the thin Yangzhou horse has too strong ax and chisel marks. It seems that they are all made of the same mold. It will fall down when the wind blows, and it can cry for a long time with a punch. Extremely upsetting..."

"That's right, just look at that face, it's white and ghost-like, wouldn't it be scary to wake up in the middle of the night and take a look at it?"

"That's right, and a skinny horse... tsk, there's no flesh on her body, it's as dry as a bone, and my brother is so fierce, she can't hold it on the couch, can she?"

"So from the perspective of a brother, a woman still has to find someone who can accompany a heroic boy like a good brother on the battlefield, right?"

The two of you talked to each other, leaving Hua Manlou dumbfounded: Isn't this a poetry festival?Why did the two of you come out, and before I finished a few words, I felt like I was visiting a kiln?

At this moment, Na Qiaoqiao slowly walked out from the corridor on the second floor with her pipa in her arms. The three of Huamanlou raised their eyes to look at it. head.

I feel pity!

only……

What did you two just say?After criticizing such a delicate girl for a long time, you will look like a pig brother when she shows up. Is this really good?

119. Do you say no clothes?

The aesthetics these days tend to be gentle and graceful beauties with slender eyebrows and eyes, just like the group of girls in Tang Yin's ladies picture, all of them are delicate, sick, and pitiful.

In terms of appearance, although this Qiaoqiao is not that kind of standard lady, but her appearance is clear and beautiful, her eyes are hazy, her eyes are full of tears, and she is quite like Xizi holding her heart. Therefore, this appearance in a short time After the silence, the whole Yuzhu Pavilion erupted into warm applause.

This is the kind of girl Qi Pengfei mentioned, who can cry for a long time with one punch.

The so-called quiet time is like a beautiful flower shining in the water, and the action is like a weak willow supporting the wind. This kind of shy and shy girl is not common in Huamanlou's previous life.

But seeing that she was dressed in pink, lightly applied with makeup, and only one hairpin on her head, although she looked simple, she looked quite spiritual, and one couldn't help but be fascinated by it.

After Qiaoqiao walked out slowly from the corridor, she glanced around and landed on Huamanlou. She smiled slightly, gave Huamanlou a blessing, and then walked down the stairs to the high platform.

Brother Zhu, who was on both sides of Huamanlou during this gap, also recovered, and the two of them coughed dryly, and continued to adjust their emotions to bewitch Huamanlou: "Ah... well, that's it, you see, walking two steps slowly, anxious to death personal……"

"Brother is right, brother, look, this body is not easy to give birth to, isn't it?"

Huamanlou immediately had a black line: You are a performer, aren't you a little too out of touch with this place when talking about childbirth?

After Qiaoqiao came to the stage, she didn't say a word, just sat on the chair that was prepared in the middle of the stage, adjusted the tuning a little, and flicked the wheel with her jade finger, the sound of the piano was like spring water, like orchids in the empty valley, resounding through the hall .

For anyone who can become the top card, besides appearance and talent, most of them also have their own special skills.

only……

Upon hearing the tune, the talented scholars in the audience began to whisper, and some even widened their eyes in surprise.

Huamanlou doesn't understand the music these days. In this regard, he is no different from an illiterate. Seeing the people below like this, he planned to ask that girl Qi Pengfei if she played it wrong or something, but she didn't say anything yet. Coincidentally The singing has already come: "Is it said that you have no clothes? You are in the same robe with me. The king Yu Xingshi, repair my spear. I have the same hatred with you!"

Huamanlou: Very good, I understand.

Isn't this Qin Feng?

"Qin Feng No Clothes" is the military battle song of the people of Qin against the invaders from Xirong. It has been chanted for thousands of years and still makes the hearts of the heavens excited, but...

Whether it is "Mao Poetry Preface" or Han and Tang Confucian annotations, they all think that this "No Clothes" is a satire on Qin Zhuanggong's warlikeness. It was not until the great Confucianist Zhu Xi of the Song Dynasty re-edited the annotations that there was "Heroic Stride, Not a Tang Dynasty" The heroic spirit that all poems in "Out of the Fortress" can reach.

Fortunately, there are people in this world who rectify the name of "No Clothes", and Da Zhao also generally believes that this article is the hatred of Qin Min's enemies and kings, but the problem is...

Why is there a battle song suddenly sung at the poetry meeting?

Qiaoqiao's singing lingers in the lobby, it's not too much to say that it's going on for three days, after all, people rely on it for a living.But there were more and more noises from the audience, and the voices of discussion became louder and louder, and it was almost impossible to hear her singing clearly.

It has to be said that if a brothel woman wants to be the top brand and secure her position, her values ​​must also match the three views of the customers, that is, the literati. Otherwise, they will quarrel before the three and a half sentences are finished. Guess who will be there in the future Hold her field?

Therefore, singing war songs in a place like Shihui is really out of tune, and it has a sense of self-destruction, which makes many people puzzled: Isn't it good to be your top card?Do you have to die?

And there were many people who praised Qiaoqiao's deadly behavior in the field. For example, Mr. Ye, who was disguised as a man, was one of them. She smiled and nodded softly: "A strange woman!"

For example, Hua Manlou is also one, but he is simply lamenting that this girl sings well, and plans to introduce her to Xishanwei as a Wei song...

The song was very short, and Qiaoqiao stopped after a while, but there was no one praising and cheering in the audience, it was just a discussion.

Qiaoqiao didn't care about the discussion in the audience, she looked up at Hua Manlou, smiled slightly and said: "This song is dedicated to the young master alone, is the young master satisfied?"

As soon as these words came out, the audience fell silent.

Everyone remembers, people have their words first, and whoever writes a poem that can be sung will present a song for him. Huamanlou is a military officer, so it seems that there is nothing wrong with singing "No Clothes"?

But what is going on with this gloom in everyone's heart?

Hua Manlou didn't expect the other party to come out like this. Seeing that the eyes of the audience fell on him again, he said in a little embarrassment: "Oh, satisfied, very... satisfied."

Qiao Qiao smiled and said: "The young master will offer Pudu, fight against Oala, and keep Datong intact. He will make the Tartars dare not commit light crimes by advocating the great power of Zhao Guowei. Even people like the slave family respect him very much. I want to see the young master and have a long talk. , but I have always been on the sidelines, today I met the young master through the light of Mr. Jia, I don’t know..."

Speaking of this, Qiaoqiao lowered her eyelids, her cheeks were flushed: "Can I invite you to have a chat?"

Hua Manlou was taken aback: Are girls these days... so bold?Although she is a girl from a brothel, she is also a girl, isn't she?

Before Huamanlou could answer, Qi Pengfei on the side became impatient. He shouted, "I can fight wars, and I can... the one who fights tile, can I talk to you?"

Qi Pengwu also responded: "Yes, yes, yes, our brother will talk with you, brother Huaxian is very busy!"

Qiaoqiao was taken aback by these two people, and when she was about to think of a way to fool her, someone suddenly shouted: "Today's poetry meeting, why is Miss Qiaoqiao such a spoiler?"

"Exactly, the Poetry Society, the Poetry Society, does not talk about poetry but talks about war. Why is that?"

"If you want to cling to that Huamanlou, you can do it yourself, why come here to make a fool of yourself?"

Qiaoqiao hurriedly said: "I... I don't... It's just that I'm from Datong..."

Her voice alone is really too low, and a group of scholars in the audience are eccentric, how can she suppress it?

Hua Manlou looked at the people downstairs, and then suddenly realized that Qiaoqiao seemed to have committed public outrage.

Let's not talk about what kind of thoughts she has for singing Qin Feng on this occasion, even if she wants to thank herself from the bottom of her heart, but scholars don't recognize this.It's okay to say it on other occasions, but in this literati circle, she invited a military officer alone, and it was a bit too much for the reason of war. It's like...

Well, it's like a well-loved goddess who ran away with Gao Fushuai, who would not be angry if it was replaced?

What's more, there are two spoilers on the sidelines to spoil the scenery. The words of these two just now are really like robbing girls in a kiln. Do you think this group of scholars who call themselves Fengya can not be impatient?

In an instant, the entire Yuzhu Pavilion was full of curses, and the hostility that had been dispelled by Hua Manlou was filled again in an instant.

Qiaoqiao was standing on the stage, she was already full of tears at this moment, she was at a loss and said: "I... I am really from Datong, my hometown... the father and the elders survived because of the playboy..."

But at this time, who will listen to her explanation?

120. No meaning, pure curse

For some reason, looking at the chaos below, Hua Manlou suddenly felt an indescribable disgust.

Qiaoqiao stood at a loss on the stage, Jia Yixiu and Gu Xinghuai covered their faces and sighed, Nie Yuantu showed a cold smile, and...

A group of so-called wits showed fierce eyes, pointing at the lovely and pitiful girl on the stage, or making nonsense, or attacking personally.