As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

This matter was only spread in a small area at the beginning, but at this time, in order to avoid leaking secrets, apart from a few military leaders, the cabinet, and factory guards, there were only six ministers participating in the research, and there was another important person: Uncle Huai'an.

In other words, Bo Huai'an was the official envoy of the Tatar mission this time.

In name, Da Zhao was responsible for Tuotuobuhua this time, and discussed things such as exchanging war horses for prisoners of war. In fact, he was digging a deep hole for the Tatars and destroying them with a soft knife.

Since an emperor who did not want to be named was busy with state affairs and was unable to chat with Huamanlou for advice, Uncle Huai'an asked Huamanlou about the Tweeting Order from time to time while chatting with Huamanlou in the past two days. Regarding the details, I want to see if he has any unique ideas.

Huamanlou, on the other hand, is not wary of her father, and some of them talked a lot: for example, they secretly contacted Tuotuobuhua's three sons and promised to make a lot of money; they secretly contacted some tribes who were dissatisfied with Tuotuobuhua , Encouraging him to secretly switch to Tuotuobuhua's son's family; spreading rumors in certain tribes, falsely claiming that Tuotuobuhua is dissatisfied with them; secretly assassinating some important generals, and blaming some loyal tribes...

To sum up, it is: sending envoys, using time, assassinating, wooing, crowding out...etc.

It has to be said that this series of routines is the most smoothly played by the Chinese people, and the diplomatic envoys of the Chinese Dynasty are really more than one wolf.

Starting from the political strategists such as Su Qin and Zhang Yi, there were alliances during the Warring States period, various lobbying during the Three Kingdoms period, and even in the Tang Dynasty, there was a ruthless man who destroyed a country by one person—yes, this guy is a ruthless man from the Wang family. , called Wang Xuance, the highest official position of this lord is a court councilor under the fifth grade. There is no biography of him in the "Book of Tang", but what he did...

To put it simply, he was probably an interpreter in his first mission to Tianzhu, and he was the official envoy in his second mission, but Wang Xuance was a little unlucky, he was usurped as the king of Tianzhu on his way...

The new king Alonashun took a hostile attitude towards the Tang Empire, and actually sent two thousand soldiers to ambush the mission. Maybe because he took a fancy to the gift Wang Xuance brought to the countries, he killed the mission to pieces. captured.

Ambassador Wang was very angry, the consequences were serious, and then...

Then after escaping from Zhongtianzhu, he went to various countries to borrow troops: first, 1 cavalry from Nepal, then [-] fine cavalry from Songtsan’s cadres, and then the nearby small countries that wanted to show themselves in front of the Tang Dynasty and Tubo also borrowed troops. Ambassador Wang took this patchwork of [-] people to defeat Zhongtianzhu's [-] troops and destroy the country...

gone...

The extermination is not over, the king Alona fled to East Tianzhu, and asked the king Shijiumo of East Tianzhu to borrow troops in a vain attempt to counterattack. Wang Xuance saw it, hey, there is still a green skin here?

So the fight continued, not only to disperse the remnants of Alonashun, capture the usurper king alive, but also plan to continue eastward and destroy East Tianzhu. The king of East Tianzhu Shijiumo was so frightened that he paid reparations and apologized, so he let the king go. hand, and then returned home with the captive Alona Shun.

Well, isn't it cruel that one envoy destroys a country?

At that time, His Majesty Li Er was very pleasantly surprised when he heard about this incident, and he named Xuance the king of the court—maybe his Majesty Li Er thought that this achievement was just like that. After all, the Tang Dynasty was strong. Standing on the west side, it finally turned into a strange empire like Ottoman Turkey, which shows how awesome Tang Dynasty is: destroying a small country like Tianzhu, I guess it would be too embarrassing to say hello to the people in Lingyuan Pavilion, so in the end, an awesome man like Wang Xuance is still an idiot From the fifth rank...

From this incident, it can be seen that most of the literati in the Wang family like to do things like military generals, and if they disagree with each other, they will destroy their family and country... Cough, I am going off topic.

From this incident, it can be seen that the people of the Celestial Dynasty play vertical and horizontal diplomacy, which is blood and talent. After Huamanlou has made a start, are these big shots like Guang Xingchao vegetarian?

In minutes, they learned to prescribe medicines based on the characteristics of the leaders of the grassland tribes, such as their personalities, relationships, and preferences: money-greedy gifts, irritable provocations, and timid threats. I plan to lobby them separately, secretly canonize Khan, Khan number, seal, imperial edict are all available, really can't really...

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Huamanlou found out about this at dinner, and as soon as Bo Huai'an opened his mouth, he immediately became anxious: "No, why is your Majesty trying to cheat the whole family? Just now I was asked to scold the Wala people, but this time I will let you Going to Tatar as an envoy?"

Hua Manlou suddenly became dissatisfied with Emperor Guangxing who had 'never met': Aren't you benevolent?Kindness bullies honest people?

"You bastard!" Uncle Huai'an gave Hua Manlou a hard look, and then said, "Going to Tatar as an envoy is a very important matter. It is only because of your father's trust that His Majesty has such an errand. What is a trap?"

Hua Manlou said with a bitter face: "Trust is trust, but... going on a mission is dangerous, barbarians don't respect martial arts..."

The so-called war between the two countries is not to beheaded. This means that the usurper king of Zhongtianzhu did not commit any taboos, but did he also detain Wang Xuance?There are also the Huns, who let Su Wu keep the sheep for many years...

So, there is a price to be paid for being cheap. If I don't talk about the order to push favors, how can I let my father go on an envoy?

After inheriting the identity of his predecessor, Huamanlou had no choice but to recognize this father, and although Uncle Huai'an yelled at Huamanlou in front of people, he was definitely a first-class loving father when he was alone, especially after Huamanlou started to emerge recently. , Uncle Huai'an followed him in almost everything...

So Huamanlou really didn't want Uncle Huai'an to do such a dangerous thing.

After hearing Hua Manlou's words, Uncle Huai'an didn't reprimand him, but said: "Now that you are promising, the worries that have been hanging in Dad's heart will be gone. Even if there is any accident during this mission, Your Majesty will take care of you." In this matter, I will treat you kindly..."

Hua Manlou suddenly felt his nose sore.

He interrupted Uncle Huai'an and said, "How about I go too?"

Uncle Huai'an stared: "Nonsense! Don't talk about this, let's eat!"

Hua Manlou still didn't give up: "I came up with the strategy, right? When Dad asked about it recently, I specially transferred a large amount of information from Xuanwuwei to study the situation in Tatar. It will be useful if I follow along, right? "

Uncle Huai'an sneered and said, "Fuck! Stay in Beijing for me, don't even think about going anywhere!"

101. Call it a fire escape

These days, if father becomes unreasonable, there is absolutely nothing a son can do.

For this reason, Hua Manlou thought about going to Duke Ying and Uncle Zhao for a chat, but how could they talk to change the emperor?The imperial decree has already been issued, so there is absolutely no news of taking it back—unless my father is ill or dies.

Either Tatars did not exist overnight, or Huamanlou had a better way to get Emperor Guangxing to change his strategy against Tatars - the Tweeting Order was so fragrant that even the three great scholars in the cabinet thought it was a shame ...This is a strategy for the country, where can Huamanlou find a better way?

Talking low will cause trouble, and you will lose your father carelessly...

What?You said it's not that dangerous?

Ordinary missions of course will not cause major problems, especially after Da Zhao's victory over the Tatars, Tutuo Buhua is guessing that he is in a state of desperation at this time. After all, the defeat in this battle will definitely affect his strength and influence. It is unwise for Da Zhao to be too tough.

But this time Uncle Huai'an is out to make trouble, if something happens, he really won't be able to come back!Moreover, Tuotuobuhua is becoming angry from embarrassment at this time, what if he really asks his father to go to Lake Baikal to herd sheep?And thanks to the lack of potatoes these days...

or……

Two days before the mission, try to find a way to give my father some laxatives, so that he can't get out of bed?

This method is quite safe, and it is also reasonable and legal: if you don't go out and hear the word "grassland", you are not acclimatized, so wouldn't it be worse to go out?And you, Emperor Guangxing, are not benevolent, you can't send a courtier who has diarrhea to collapse to die on the grassland, right?

But after seeing her father's white hair on the sideburns in a blink of an eye, Hua Manlou dismissed the idea: Uncle Huai'an got married late, and he is almost half a hundred now. If he takes a dose of strong medicine, he may really lose more than half his life...

That broken leg?

But how can an accident happen to a powerful earl, and it happens that only one leg is broken?You can't beat yourself with a stick, can you?Maybe Uncle Huai'an will be fine if he sticks it down, but he will be blamed for being unfilial—if it is light, he will abandon the market, if it is serious, he will be delayed...

Hua Manlou's mind was full of these thoughts, sometimes he gritted his teeth, sometimes his eyes showed a fierce look, but Uncle Huai An didn't pay attention to his expression, he just said: "Don't think about it, the salt you have eaten for your father is worse than the salt you have eaten." I have a lot of food, what scene haven’t I seen? If you want to worry about it, it’s really wasted all these years of being a father.”

Hua Manlou pouted: "Oh..."

Co-author You haven't done anything all these years, just eat salt?

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The mission set off two days later. Hua Manlou said that Uncle Huai'an would not let him follow him, so he had to settle for the next best thing, and applied for the [-] young soldiers who had fought against Wala——Xishanwei, who was now a cavalry soldier, to join the mission as Huai'an Bo's bodyguard.

Of course, it is impossible to say that on the scene. His original words are: "This move is to test and test the adaptability of Xishan on the grassland, to provide theoretical support and data basis for the next improvement of the firecracker, and to verify the firecracker's Stability and safety on the grassland, to do forward-looking work for my emperor to release horses to Beihai in the future..."

This call was forwarded to Emperor Guangxing through Ying Guogong, and Emperor Guangxing was still very moved when he heard the release of horses from Beihai: When he first saw Huamanlou, this guy said that the vast pasture is the emperor's horse farm. After hearing this word again at this time, Emperor Guangxing thought it was a manifestation of Huamanlou not forgetting his original intention...

He also looked back and sighed: "A young man like Huamanlou is really rare!"

Well, this is the filter effect. If you have a high sympathy, you can do whatever you want, and if you have a negative sympathy, you can breathe wrong—for example, Emperor Guangxing recently saw Sanqianying not pleasing to the eye, even though Sanqianying has recently started to work hard. practiced...

Ying Guogong is very suspicious that Huamanlou arranged this way for his father. After all, Xishan has prepared [-] rounds of light bullets and [-] rounds of Purdue—not to mention whether there are so many firearms for testing. Well, with this firepower, I guess it can plow some medium-sized tribes twice...

But what you know is what you know, whether you say it or not is two different things.

After all, this matter can be called filial piety, and Hua Manlou has been secretly regarded by Ying Guogong as his son-in-law-father-in-law is also a father, right?In the future, if he has a mission or an expedition, would Huamanlou be ashamed not to add some material to him?

And the three senior members of the cabinet did not comment on this: firstly, Xishanwei has nothing to do with the imperial court, and even if they are dispatched, they don't need money from the treasury; secondly, they don't understand firearms, maybe they need actual tests?Thirdly, they don't need to refute Uncle Huai'an's face just because of such a trivial matter. After all, it is indeed more dangerous to go on a mission, and it is safe to bring more people, isn't it?

So Hua Manlou put three hundred young soldiers and Huang Zichao into the embassy team for a nonsense reason, and people who didn't know about it on the day of departure thought Huaian Bo was going to put down the rebellion...

Huamanlou sent Uncle Huai'an fifty miles away, and along the way he was giving advice to Huang Zichao face to face: "Brother Huang, my father's old life is in your hands, remember, your mission this time is Stay firmly by my father's side..."

Huang Zichao looked resolute: "Mr. Qian, don't worry, Biaoxia will protect Uncle to the death. Anyone who wants to do something to Uncle has to step over Biaoxia's body first!"

Hua Manlou said speechlessly: "I said you...wouldn't you change your mind? Do you have to live or die?"

Huang Zichao asked in astonishment, "What does Mr. Qian mean?"

Hua Manlou looked at the cart pulling the Purdue behind him, and smiled: "When we get to the grassland, let's not talk about it, just throw a hundred or two hundred Purdue coins in the open space, understand?"

Huang Zichao was stunned for a while before he said, "Uh...why is this?"

Hua Manlou smiled and said, "It's said to be testing the power of the new version of Purdue, but it's actually a demonstration. Do you understand me?"

Huang Zichao seemed to have realized something: "Mr. Qian means to scare the grassland people first?"

Hua Manlou smiled: "It's good to understand. Next, every time I set up camp, I will throw a few coins outside, especially outside the tent, which is more suitable for prying eyes. I will say that I am scaring the wolves so that they do not dare to approach." Camp, finally..."

Hua Manlou said in a low voice: "If there is someone who is not very respectful to my father during the discussion, find a clever young man to shoot him, but make sure not to hit him, and call it a misfire ..."

Huang Zichao thought about it for a while, and finally understood it, and then drew inferences: "Then if someone provokes, just like this time when you beat the Wala people, invite them to fight?"

Hua Manlou cheerfully patted him on the shoulder and said, "Shan, let's do it! This time there are horses, and there are no restrictions on the field. After the teenagers get used to shooting and controlling horses immediately, they may as well play with them." Let them see what real riding and archery is like!"

"The bid will live up to the mission!"

102. Sending Dad off in the Mountains

Regarding the three hundred young soldiers, Hua Manlou also explained.

Although these teenagers have been trained and fought with Wala, they are still simple and pure farmers' children in their bones. They regard Huamanlou as a benefactor, not an officer-even if Huamanlou corrects him several times, on the surface They were indeed convinced, but in fact their attitude towards Hua Manlou was no different from that of their own father.

Although the teenagers still don't understand the significance of firearms to Da Zhao, they can tell that with the guys in their hands, they are definitely the best soldiers in Da Zhao. The envious eyes of Masi and the imperial guards who set off with them made them very proud, and they also initially realized what glory is, so at this time, they were not afraid or worried at all when they followed Uncle Huai'an, but raised their chests and raised their heads. high spirited.

Hua Manlou was not as optimistic as they were, because he knew that if there were no accidents during this mission, it would be safe, and if there was an accident, some people might not be able to come back.

Looking around with complicated eyes, Hua Manlou raised his voice and said, "I said before that a soldier takes obeying orders as his bounden duty. The duty of a soldier is to defend his family and the country. A soldier should not be afraid of suffering or tiredness... Well, you all listen to this. It's too much to listen to. But, have you ever thought about why?"

Three hundred eyes stared at Huamanlou, quietly waiting for the answer.

"Some people say that being a soldier is to eat the emperor's rations...well, these are all right." Under the stunned gazes of a group of people, Hua Manlou continued: "That's right, everyone has to eat and survive. If everyone drags their families and they can’t get enough to eat, is it useful to say anything else?”

"There are also people who say that being a soldier is for making meritorious deeds and enshrining your wife and son." Hua Manlou continued, "That's right, that's okay. After all, being a soldier is to fight Tartars, Japanese pirates, and barbarians, everyone. You have risked your life for this, and you can't be a wife and a son?"

"But!" Hua Manlou raised his voice: "It's like this with other people, but here you have more things, more things that you can be proud of and be proud of! When leaving Beijing, some people Bowing to you, isn't it? There are merchants offering you water, no? Why would they do that?"

It's true.

Even Hua Manlou didn't expect that as soon as the young men with guns on their backs appeared, some people would bow to each other, serve tea and water, and even kowtow to their mother and child. Dear.

So why is there such a thing?

Hua Manlou pondered for a while before he figured it out: the grievances between the prairie people and the Han people are on the one hand, and on the other hand, his team has not only played with prestige, but also played with courage. At the same time, they are not like the guards and Xuanwu soldiers The gangster Wei did nothing to the common people, so the common people believed that with these people around, they would definitely be much safer in the capital, so they naturally expressed something to the young soldiers.

In fact, the teenagers are also very moved by this. Although they may not understand the reason, the reverence of the people also makes them extremely proud: After all, people need a sense of glory, which is spiritual satisfaction.

Hearing what Hua Manlou said, all the teenagers showed expressions of deep thought, and Hua Manlou felt relieved: I didn't give them ideological and political lessons for nothing!

"Not much to say, you can think about these things yourself. After this mission is over and come back, I will give you credit. But still the same sentence, going out this time may be troublesome or dangerous. If anyone does not If you are happy or scared, just stand up, I don’t blame! But if you go out, who the hell dares to be ashamed outside, wipe your neck and don’t come back!” Hua Manlou shouted: “Is there anyone who doesn’t want to go?”

"No!" The roar of 300 people shook the sky, attracting the guards in front of them to look sideways.

Hua Manlou nodded, and asked Huang Zichao to take him aside to rest, while he walked to Huai'an Bo's carriage.

"What you said...was also what you were thinking about in the casino?" Before Hua Manlou could open his mouth, Uncle Huai'an looked at him with a strange expression and asked.

Hua Manlou almost choked to death, but he didn't have to explain, so he had to say nonsense: "Yeah, gathering the morale of the army, it's just like that, you can't just look at the amount of money won or lost, the nature of small wins and big wins The fun I get on the Internet is almost the same, so material stimulation is necessary, but I also have to consider my inner feelings..."

Uncle Huai An didn't delve into it, but just took a careful look at him, as if he was about to see him for the last time in his life: "Okay, go back, and take care of yourself from now on."

This was the softest sentence Uncle Huai'an could say to Hua Manlou under the watchful eyes of everyone. Even though it was plain, it was full of the old father's reluctance and concern.

Hua Manlou forced a smile, always felt that he was not used to this kind of farewell, so he forcibly changed the subject and said, "I heard...then what, you have to break willows and compose poems...but here It looks like there are no willow trees, why don't you write a poem?"

Liu Yuliu, the broken willows are inserted in the car of the person who sees them off as a metaphor for reluctance. For example, in the Tang Dynasty, the broken willows on the Baqiao Bridge were quite famous, because the Baqiao is the only way to the east of Chang’an, so people are usually sent to the Here, this has caused the willows in Baqiao to suffer from blood mold, and every stubble will be pinched...

Uncle Huai'an suddenly became amused: "It was difficult for you to study in the past, but today you actually want to compose poetry? Don't worry, if it spreads out, others will die laughing?"

Originally, he wanted to make a joke, but after hearing what Uncle Huai'an said, Hua Manlou, who decided to take the literati route, suddenly became unhappy: "Father, it's not about reading a lot, but about being good at it. , Am I not studying in the study? Well, I will be able to read as I read..."

Uncle Huai'an laughed angrily: "Okay, then you can write poems for my father to listen to. If it is not good, I will continue to beat you for my father, so you can continue to study!"

Hua Manlou coughed twice, and began to 'compose a poem': "Let's see each other off in the mountains, and the sun sets to close the door..."

These days, he respects literature and despises martial arts. Although Uncle Huai'an is a martial artist, he has studied in a private school after all, and his appreciation ability is only limited, so he couldn't help but take a deep breath when he heard these two sentences: "Hiss... This...is this what you did?"

The focus of Wang Wei's "Farewell in the Mountains" is not on the farewell scenes and farewell feelings during the farewell, but on the scene after returning home.Therefore, although the first two sentences are plain, they contain different feelings between the lines, and see the sorrow of separation in the words, which is extremely intriguing...

But Huamanlou doesn't live in the firewood house, so in order to meet the scene, he had to change it into a door.

Hearing Uncle Huai'an's question, Hua Manlou smiled proudly, "Otherwise?"

Uncle Huai'an once again took a deep look at his son who has become more and more incomprehensible recently: "...What about the second half?"

"Next year, the spring grass will be green, will my father return? Well, this poem is called "Sending Father off in the Mountains"."

"...Niezi! Die!"

It has to be said that the poem is a good poem, but the last line is a bit of a spoiler, and it completely destroys the whole atmosphere, and the whole poem becomes incomparably blind, so...

Everyone present saw that the ambassador suddenly became tyrannical, flew forward and gave his son two whips, and then set off angrily...

103. Why not study physical chemistry well?