As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

As a member of the military department, he has done a lot of research on war, at least he will not blindly copy dogma from books like those nerds who publish high-level opinions, and he also clearly knows how sharp the Mongolian cavalry is.

But why are they so vulnerable today?

That's right, this group of Wala people can only be described as vulnerable, because Huamanlou broke them up without even giving them room to play. In this case, it cannot be said that the Wala people are cooperating with Huaman Are you acting?Huamanlou doesn't have that much energy.

If that day Meng Xi looked like an old man who collected waste from tricycles taken away by the city management, he looked like an old man who was cheated of all his pension by selling health care products today. Standing on the top of the city, he suddenly didn't know what to do What's so good - just like the censor who wrote the memorial to Dorgon, after finishing the inspection yesterday, Meng Xi also wrote a memorial that suspected that the emperor was deceived by people with strange tricks and tricks, and it has already been handed in. But now Hua Manlou's performance once again slapped him so dizzy...

Just when Meng Xi doubted his life, the civil servants who were good at adapting to the situation had already started to praise him. Some people imitated the great scholar and congratulated Emperor Guangxing from afar, while some exaggeratedly praised Guangxing Zhongxing, saying that only Only in the year of Zhongxing will there be a magic weapon born, and the firecrackers will be as auspicious as they are...

Xungui's performance is easier to understand: some of them are amazed, some are discussing how to buy some firecrackers from Huamanlou, and some are collecting money—yes, gambling with Huamanlou It can be said that many people have won big; of course, more people began to think about other things, such as entering the Xishan Qianhu Office through connections, how to get close to the same flower, and...

Married with Huai'an Bofu.

In fact, Uncle Huai'an hasn't talked about marriage with Huamanlou recently. It's not that his father forgot about it as Huamanlou thought, but Uncle Huai'an asked some people to expressly express their intention to propose marriage, but they were all politely rejected. No one wants to marry their daughter to such a prodigal and rotten gambler like Huamanlou, lest their own family will be mischievous.

But with what happened yesterday and today, who would doubt Huamanlou's future?

But the embarrassing thing is that it has only been a few days since Uncle Huai'an rejected him. How can he save face if he goes to his door at this time?

Thinking of this incident, the complexions of some powerful figures suddenly became cloudy and uncertain.

Of course, it was the envoys from all over the world who came with their faces that looked even uglier.

Today they originally came here with the mentality of watching the excitement, but after seeing Xishanwei's combat power, they couldn't help but turn gray and feel cold all over their bodies.

Although Dazhao is the supreme suzerain of the surrounding countries, there are always some countries that are very jumpy, occasionally moving a boundary marker, sending troops to cross the border, provoking, and even cutting off tribute.

But after today's incident, they had to re-examine Da Zhao's strength, and planned to report today's incident to the country - at least to prevent the king from dancing too hard and causing him to be beaten, right?

And at this time, the one who simply praised Huamanlou was the girl who covered her face and disguised herself as a woman. She chuckled and said, "It's a pity that my poetry is really bad, otherwise I should fight for it anyway." Compose a poem to pass on this matter through the ages..."

The young man beside her smiled wryly: "There's no need to compose poems, how about I accompany you to make a statement? The excitement is over, should I go back?"

The girl smiled and turned her eyes to Huamanlou at the bottom of the city, and praised: "Big Zhao can produce such a person, he...is he enough to be called a young talent?"

The young man looked at the girl in astonishment and said, "You...couldn't you have fallen in love with him? This is not okay, daddy will never allow you..."

"What did brother say?" The girl glared at the young man in dissatisfaction: "This is called appreciation!"

The young man was worried and said, "Is it really just admiration? Don't you forget that Huamanlou was not worth a penny a few months ago, and he was a bad gambler. It is said that his father beat him to death for a few months." Only when you can't get out of bed do you correct your evil ways... Hey, listen to me!"

The girl rolled her eyes and ignored the young man. She glanced at Hua Manlou again, then turned and walked down the city wall.

98. Ceremony breaks and joy breaks

The news of Huamanlou's victory over Oara spread quickly in Kyoto, and spread to the entire territory of Dazhao at an extremely fast speed.

As I said earlier, the threat of nomadic people to the Han people has always existed in all dynasties, and each dynasty responded differently.As far as Hua Manlou's previous life is concerned, the Han and Tang Dynasties were generally married, and the Song Dynasty even claimed vassals and paid tribute to the land. Only the Ming Dynasty was the most powerful, but there were also changes in civil fortresses, and the emperors were all captured alive.

Therefore, the common people nowadays hold a disgusting attitude towards the prairie people, especially those whose ancestors or relatives have been killed or captured, and they hate the prairie people even more.

The news of Zhao's victory over the Tatars just came the day before, and today it was heard that Huamanlou had severely injured Wala, and some well-informed people knew that Huamanlou was the one who made the thunder, so there were hot discussions everywhere in Kyoto. This young general, who was only fifteen years old when he was born, has attracted countless fans within a day, which can be said to be unparalleled in the limelight.

only……

At this moment, the unparalleled general was lying on the couch weakly, almost breathless and breathless.

Qin Erdun waited on the bed, and the distressed Uncle Huai An also stood aside to comfort him: "Don't think too much about it, actually...for my father, he vomited very miserably when he came back from the battlefield for the first time, your grandfather... It must be the same, but just take it easy..."

Hua Manlou rolled his eyes feebly: What is this, heredity?

After taking a few rough breaths, Hua Manlou took the water from Qin'er and rinsed his mouth, then said miserably: "Father, can I wait a few days at home? Please take a leave of absence..."

Uncle Huai'an glared and wanted to scold him for being worthless, but when he thought of Huamanlou's performance today, he lost his temper—Uncle Huai'an asked himself his entire life as a soldier, but if he really fought with Wala, he would definitely not be able to achieve Huamanlou's performance. Lou's standard, so his heart softened again: "Okay, okay, Dad will send someone to inform... oh..."

Only then did Hua Manlou heave a sigh of relief: I can finally be a salted fish for a few days!

……

Logically speaking, Emperor Guangxing should have met Huamanlou with such a long face today, but he is a bit addicted to playing Uncle Zhao, and he quite enjoys the nonsense with Huamanlou. He was not summoned, which aroused various speculations from all civil and military personnel.

Of course, although he was not summoned, there were quite a few things that should be rewarded.

I just rewarded Huamanlou yesterday, and today I am not in a hurry to reward Huamanlou again, but after all, I sent someone to give Huamanlou a hint. The summary is: You are too young to be promoted too much. But I remember your contribution, and I will reward you together in the future...

From Huamanlou's point of view, this matter is quite reliable. After all, the officialdom is based on seniority. Some people expressed their dissatisfaction openly and secretly, let alone a higher position?

And this time, he was promoted to a military officer, but what's so interesting about being a military officer?

Of course, if the official is not promoted, honor is a must. Emperor Guangxing ordered the Ministry of Rites to issue a commendation, with the title of "Human Lou Dare to Worry about the Country" as a commendation and publish it in the residence newspaper. Wenzhi made him the headline of Dazhao.

But Huamanlou is quite satisfied with the newspaper.

Is this ostentatious?

Quite ostentatious!In this era of information occlusion, although the Di Bao is only circulated in the hands of the government and some privileged scholars, it is a rare source of information after all. Therefore, the Di Bao will become famous all over the world soon after it is full of flowers, and it can even be directly published on the Internet. With such a strong record in the annals of history, who doesn't care about it?

So why is Huamanlou of Xianyu so satisfied with this?

It's very simple, this thing is more effective than any death-avoiding gold medal Danshu iron coupon, and anyone who knows the art knows that this is a very effective amulet.

After all, whether it is the iron certificate of the book of pills or the gold medal for avoiding death, you just take a ton or two, but the emperor said that he would chop you up, and he would definitely chop you up. Isn't that what Zhu Yuanzhang did?

However, after being rewarded by the Dibao, Huamanlou is equivalent to a role model for an official. Naturally, this role model must stand there for others to imitate. Therefore, as long as Huamanlou does not commit any major crimes of treason, then ordinary people are enough to be sentenced to death. Here at Huamanlou, he would get away with just about everything, and the court would turn a blind eye to it, and even Yu Shi would not bother him very much—this is a role model, and he was so good the first day Well, the emperor chopped it up the next day, what kind of role model is this?

It is rumored that someone under Zhu Yuanzhang's subordinates committed a crime in the past, and because of his hot temper, he wanted to chop up the official's family, but he hesitated when he made the order, and finally let it go.why?Just because this guy was commended a few years ago, Lao Zhu didn't want to slap himself.

The same thing Zhu Yuanzhang did, so compare and see, which one is more effective?

Therefore, people who are well versed in these unspoken rules are all envious and jealous, and lament that Huamanlou has got shit luck.

And after Huamanlou heard about this, he became energetic all of a sudden: From now on, as long as the young master wears this mansion newspaper, let alone walk sideways in the capital, no one will dare to make irresponsible remarks even if he crawls forward. !Really awesome!

On the day when the mansion report came down, Hua Manlou held the mansion newspaper and looked at it cheerfully for the whole afternoon, his expression was extremely sullen, like a certain Guanzhong hero surnamed Lu...

In addition to Huamanlou, the artisans involved in the research and development, Huang Zichao, the vice-thousand householder, and the three hundred young soldiers who participated in the war each received awards.

For the artisans, they are only given out of their nationality and some money, on the premise that they must continue to carry out research and development work with Xishanwei, who is full of flowers.But even so, the craftsmen are grateful to Huamanlou: They have only followed Mr. Qian for a few days, not only have they lived a good life, but they have even managed to get out of their citizenship!

After leaving the nationality, the children of craftsman households can no longer be craftsmen. This is equivalent to a huge improvement in social status, and then they have the qualifications to study, so they can try to let their children take the No. [-] Scholar Exam—of course, they can pass Scholars are regarded as ancestral virtues, but after all, there is a chance, right?

Although the craftsmen who did not follow Huamanlou to participate in the research and development felt reconciled, but at the same time they also saw hope, and their enthusiasm for work rose immediately. There were even people in the workshop in the middle of the night knocking and banging...

As for the young soldiers, it's easy, they are recruits after all, so one of them was rewarded with a thousand pieces of gold, and...

Emperor Guangxing personally ordered to allocate [-] high-quality war horses to the Qianhu Office in Xishan. The [-] young men who participated in the battle changed from infantry to cavalry, and the military salary was increased by [-]%.

In addition, there was someone who was justifiably rewarded, but this matter made many people think it was a joke, and some old antiques even shouted that the ceremony was broken and the music was broken--that's right, Qi Wanrong was awarded the Zhongxian Captain, this is from the sixth-rank martial arts. Dispersed officials belong to the kind with establishments but no real power, and they are still under the control of Huamanlou...

99. I was beaten just because I said it

"Qin'er, the young master will tell you a joke..."

"Master...Master, I'll go to the kitchen and have a look, lunch is almost ready!"

As soon as Hua Manlou opened his mouth, Qin'er interrupted him in a panic, turned around and ran away, leaving Hua Manlou alone in a daze: It's not long since I woke up, lunch is ready?

In the past two days, Huamanlou can be regarded as a two-day life of salted fish, which made him feel a little ecstatic.

Staying at home, not only can you enjoy Qin'er's adoring eyes, but the servants in the house who used to look at me with complicated eyes have now become respectful, as if everything I do is involved in national defense, and every action has a deep meaning Even if he looked up at the sky, two servants were discussing: "Master, this is thinking about the Northern Expedition to the desert, and capture Khan alive?"

"Probably so?"

"Master is mighty!"

Maybe it's because of being in the Wu Xun family. This group of servants always think that Huamanlou should raise a gun and mount a horse to the surrounding countries to subjugate the country and destroy the species. Only in this way can Huamanlou's famous general bearing be displayed. ...

Hua Manlou glared at the two guys who were idle and chewing their tongues: "What should you do, don't stand here and get in the way!"

"Yes!"

The two who were talking nonsense ran away quickly, and Hua Manlou felt even more at ease: This is what the young master of the Xungui family should do!Isn't it good to train the servants when you have nothing to do?Is it a human thing to hate Wala people?

Just when Huamanlou was feeling refreshed, the housekeeper came to report that a guest came to the door.

The guest's surname is Zhao, his name is Ren, and he is the Prince of Zhao.

After seeing Zhao Ren in the front hall, Hua Manlou sighed leisurely: "Have you been beaten by your father again?"

Zhao Ren looked at Huamanlou with tears in his eyes and said, "Isn't that right! No, that's not beating, it's clearly brutality! It's torture!"

Hua Manlou sighed again, "Why today?"

Zhao Ren was even more aggrieved: "Didn't you beat the Oirats a few days ago? I was watching from the city that day. I saw my brother beat the Oirat cavalry to the ground like a god descending from the earth. My blood boiled with excitement..."

Hua Manlou had a cold face: "I just stood aside and directed a few times, right? When did the gods come down to earth? Let you talk about yourself, not praise me!"

Zhao Ren sighed and said, "I just saw that you are too mighty, dear brother, so I planned to join the army and go tinkering with you for firearms. Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my father, and then I was beaten up."

Hua Manlou stared at him with wide eyes: "Throw a pen and join the army? Are you sick?"

These days, there are many people who join the army and write. I haven’t seen many people who join the army. After all, Wen Zunwu is inferior, such as my Xuanwu Weiqianhu. When I see the doctor of Liubu, the master or something, I still have to go first. gift?

So judging from the way of thinking of civil servants, his father should really beat him...

Zhao Ren slapped the table and shouted angrily: "Why can't I do what you can do? Firecrackers are so interesting, reading makes me dizzy, and it's useless at all..."

Hua Manlou hurriedly interrupted him: "I want to beat you up again? If you say this, your father may beat you up! How can reading be useless? How many people want to read but can't read it? Be content!"

Zhao Renbian pursed his lips, and said angrily, "What's the use? The Tatars have reached Datong, and it's your Pudu who retreated the enemy. The Wala wanted to ride on their heads, and it was your firecrackers who retreated the enemy. Didn't you see that?" When the Japanese did not start the war, the group of scholars on the city wall had some high-level opinions, and I was angry! If they were really capable, they would talk to the enemy about the Analects of Confucius and the principles to influence them, so why should you stand up?"

Hua Manlou was amused to listen to it directly. Although this guy looked a little stunned, his ability to see things dialectically is not bad!

But the one who should be hit still has to be hit, so as not to be misunderstood by Uncle Zhao for teaching his son badly and then being tricked by him, so Hua Manlou calmly said: "Well, you are right, but if you have the ability, you can say this in front of your father." talk?"

Zhao Ren just froze: "I said it, and I was beaten because I said it..."

Hua ManLou immediately became overjoyed: "It serves you right!"

Zhao Ren was so angry that he patted the table again: "I treat you like an older brother, and you treat me like this?"

Hua Manlou smiled and said: "Well, judging from the current situation, if I really persuade you to join the army, it will really hurt you!"

Zhao Ren thought so too, and couldn't help but sighed: "Okay, I won't mention this matter...at least I won't mention it, I'm afraid of you..."

Hua Manlou was stunned: "What do you mean you don't mention it? What do you want to do?"

Zhao Ren squeezed out a flattering smile: "Give me a basket of Purdue, and a few firecrackers to play with... Cough, I mean research..."

Zhao Ren had heard Huamanlou talk about the word "research" when he was with Huamanlou in the Shenji camp before, and he used it very cleverly at this time, but Huamanlou immediately raised his vigilance: "You want to blow up the Meridian Gate again! ? Let me tell you, people will die, don't play dead..."

Zhao Renpo smiled and said, "Why? I haven't mentioned it since you said it last time, have I? I really want to do some research to see if I can increase the power of firearms again..."

Hua Manlou wanted to hit him at first, but after thinking about it, he felt something was wrong: young people, especially brats like Zhao Ren, the more you tell them they can't do things, the more they want to do them—this is exactly The early manifestations of the rebellious period, some people call this difficult period or manic period, manifested as various difficulties in discipline.

So if you hit him at this time, maybe this guy will actually touch the Xishan Firearms Warehouse one day, and then...

With a flash of thought, Hua Manlou suddenly had a bold idea, so he cheerfully told Zhao Rendao: "Firearms are my specialty, don't take my job. But you can't study other things, such as... Do you know Kongming lanterns?"

Zhao Ren was a little dissatisfied at first, but after hearing the last sentence, he couldn't help asking: "I know, what's so special about Kongming lanterns?"

Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Of course Kongming Lanterns are not uncommon, but if the Kongming Lanterns are made big enough, do you think people can ride on them?"

Zhao Ren stared blankly at Hua Manlou: "Is this... possible?"

Hua Manlou smiled and said, "As long as you dare to try, nothing is impossible. Before that, let me ask you one thing. A five-jin iron ball and a half-jin iron ball are equally If the roof falls, which one will hit the ground first?"

Zhao Ren asked in astonishment, "What does this have to do with Kongming Lanterns? But isn't this question a bit silly? Naturally, the five-jin iron ball fell to the ground first!"

Hua Manlou squinted at him: "Are you sure? Do you want to try?"

Hua Manlou didn't know what direction he led Da Zhao's prince, he was very complacent now: physics, the theory of investigating things, tinkering with light, heat and electricity. In terms of mechanics, I guess...

Well, Uncle Zhao will thank me, right?At least his unlucky son has started studying, hasn't he?

And basic physics is really a big hole...

100. If you disagree with one word and get angry, you will destroy the country

There are no iron balls in Huai'an Bofu, but there are many stones, some silver, and a lot of heavy objects beside them.

Zhao Ren climbed up and down for an hour, and left with two pieces of silver belonging to Huamanlou's private house with a thoughtful face, so that Huamanlou felt that this guy was here to cheat pocket money, otherwise why wouldn't he What about stones?

When Hua Manlou sent Zhao Ren away, something happened in the court: with the victory of Datong, Da Zhao sent an envoy to Tatar.

That's right, Huamanlou's Tweet Order is about to start.