As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

outrageous.

In the end, Emperor Guangxing also said that every half a month or so, Hua Manlou would have to go back to Beijing to see him, and he would also go to greet the queen mother and queen or something—let alone the former, but the latter...

This is equivalent to not only having an extra father, but also an extra grandma and mother to be filial, and there are also a group of young mothers. Who the hell can recognize such a bunch of relatives?

Not to mention, when the Queen Mother celebrates her birthday in the future, Hua Manlou will have to prepare a big gift for him no matter what. Who makes him a junior?

Seeing that the Empress Dowager will pass her birthday in a few days, it means that Hua Manlou is about to prepare now...

A lot of money!

In addition, Emperor Guangxing was so happy that he gave Huamanlou the right to ride a horse in the Forbidden Palace. This matter looks glorious, but according to the rules of the palace, those who have this right have to prepare a good horse every year to the emperor...

Knowing a father, not getting any benefits, and ending up ruining the money first, is this also called glory?

In the end, Emperor Guangxing felt that Hua Manlou, as an adopted son, must have something to set off his noble status, so he gave him a boa robe, and also said that after he got married in the future, his wife would also get a female boa robe— ——Qin Liangyu, the first-rank wife granted by the Crown Prince Taibao, has such a thing.

That is to say, others made meritorious deeds and got promoted and made a fortune, while Huamanlou lost his fortune after making meritorious deeds but failed to get promoted. In the end, he lost two professional suits.

After the pit(?) of Huamanlou, Emperor Guangxing was happy, but he soon became unhappy again, because he had been sitting in Huamanlou's new house for a long time, but Zhao Ren actually arrived None now.

So he also said that after cheating on his godson, it's time to rape his own son.

Hua Manlou immediately felt happy again: How many elder brothers don't like to watch their younger brothers being beaten? When they are depressed, the healing effect can be said to be very good - just hearing it makes me feel very happy, let alone seeing it with my own eyes?

313. Can't hit me?

Hua Manlou has been with Emperor Guangxing for so long, but Zhao Ren, his son, has never shown up.

Even Hua Manlou was very curious, where did he get the courage to turn a blind eye to the arrival of his own father, and really use the gallstones in his gallbladder?

After some questioning, a soldier from the Xishan Guard told Huamanlou that Zhao Ren was at the hot air balloon test site, then hesitated for a moment and said, "Mr. I don't really understand this..."

Before the words fell, Huamanlou had already rushed to the hot air balloon test field with a 'fuck', and even the two fathers and the country's father couldn't take care of them.

Emperor Guangxing saw Huamanlou running away with a whoosh, he was stunned and realized that something was wrong: "That scoundrel must have caused trouble again, hurry up!"

Several people picked up their robes and chased after Hua Manlou, and they were in a panic.

Uncle Huai'an and Duke Ying are better, but Duke Ning is old, and Emperor Guangxing is an otaku. The two of them ran out of breath after a while, and...

The more he ran, the bigger the fire.

"Where... is this going?" Emperor Guangxing asked out of breath.

"I don't know, but your Majesty, please hurry up, that Shuzi is going to run away!" Uncle Huai'an supported Emperor Guangxing, and he was even a little nervous when he spoke—even though Huamanlou is now recognized as a foster son, but The difference between the righteous son and the crown prince is quite big, if something happens to Zhao Ren in Xishan...

He didn't dare to think further.

The four of them were only focused on catching up, and they chased Hua Manlou all the way into the testing ground. Before they could stand still, Hua Manlou yelled angrily, "Damn you! Come down!"

Emperor Guangxing was only focused on running but didn't pay attention to the surrounding situation. At this time, he followed Huamanlou's gaze and saw that there was darkness in front of him: a huge hot air balloon floating in the sky, at least ten feet high.And accompanied by Hua Manlou's roar, a head poked out from the basket under the hot air balloon, and the expression seemed to be smiling...

The former Fanhuamanlou had already ordered that no one should be allowed to board the hot air balloon, and that no one should be allowed to untie the cable during the experiment—that is to say, no one dared to stop Zhao Ren from letting him board the balloon, but a group of people desperately He was not allowed to untie the cable, so the hot air balloon just floated in mid-air and did not fly away.

Emperor Guangxing was also anxious when he saw this: "Nie Zi, come down for me!"

Zhao Ren from above waved his hand, and shouted cheerfully to Emperor Guangxing, "Father, I can't get down for the time being, so you go back first, and I'll go back to greet you sometime later!"

In fact, when Huang Zichao found Zhao Ren, he was already floating in the sky, and Huang Zichao guessed the arrival of Emperor Guangxing when Huang Zichao said that the capital was coming. If you are beaten, why don't you stay next to each other and talk about it when your own father leaves?After his father left, Hua Manlou would at most be a few words, but he wouldn't beat anyone up...

And even if Dad doesn't leave, the longer he stays here, the more worried he will be, and the more worried he will be, the less he will beat others - the vast majority of parents are like this, for example, if a child runs away from home, most parents will Will be angry and then worried, and finally won't even say a serious sentence when he finds it back...

I don't know whether to say that I feel sorry for the parents of the world, or whether I should say that Zhao Ren, a parent, is already extraordinary in psychology.

But there is one thing that Zhao Ren guessed correctly, that is, now Emperor Guangxing is almost about to gasp in anger: ten feet high!If you accidentally fall down, I'm afraid...

Ten feet and 33 meters, roughly the same as Huamanlou's previous life's eleven-story building, if it falls, it will be too late to rescue...

Seeing that Zhao Ren greeted him so meanly from above, Hua Manlou was quite angry.

If Emperor Guangxing didn't come today, this matter could still be fooled, but the scene of Zhao Ren fluttering in the wind was really seen by the emperor, this...

After Zhao Ren came to Xishan, his theoretical guardian was Huamanlou. This guardian failed to supervise the bear boy and made him go to the sky.

What's more, if there is no accident, that's all. If there is an accident, it is estimated that beheading the heads of the Hua family and his son will not be enough compensation, so now not only Huamanlou, but even Uncle Huai'an is so nervous that he can hardly stand up now. Living.

Hua Manlou roared angrily: "Who told you to go up? The hot air balloon durability test hasn't been completed yet, and the protective measures haven't been done yet. You..."

"Don't lie to me!" Zhao Ren from above shouted cheerfully, "I've been experimenting for half a year. A few days ago, a [-]-jin stone flew for an hour. What durability experiment is needed? The flight is over!"

"Nizi! If you come down now, I won't slap you!" Emperor Guangxing was completely anxious: "I keep my word!"

Zhao Ren was still cheerful when he heard the words: "I can't go down, it will take two hours to see the fire, so why don't you go back first, huh?"

The scene looked very funny. A large group of people stood below with their heads up and their necks sore. Everyone was anxious to death, but the people above were extremely happy, and they seemed to be jumping away. Even the two princes couldn't see it. go down.

Hua Manlou and Emperor Guangxing took turns persuading him, but Zhao Ren was obviously high for the first time in the sky—maybe he was high because he was standing high, and he probably couldn't hit me, there was no way I was like that The feeling of "powerful" is just a few words away.

Hua Manlou glanced at the furious and worried Emperor Guangxing, and immediately felt resentful and sympathetic: How did you give birth to such a bastard?

Seeing that Emperor Guangxing is almost on the verge of losing his mind - you know, he didn't have such an expression when the Tatar knocked on his side, but now...

So Hua Manlou gritted his teeth, and shouted at Huang Zichao who was standing beside him, "Take some people and pull them down from the sky!"

"This..." Huang Zichao, who has carefully studied hot air balloons these days, is a little hesitant: "Mr. Qian, what if the basket is pulled over..."

Hua Manlou was also worried about this before, so he didn't let anyone do it, but now he can't care less: "The three cables are pulled at the same time, just listen to my command and be careful!"

After Huang Zichao responded, he immediately dispersed the young soldiers and was about to pull the balloon down, but Zhao Ren above couldn't help but panicked when he saw this scene: "Brother Hua! Brother Hua, what are you going to do? You... let me tell you , don't be impulsive!"

Hua Manlou smiled coldly: "I'm not impulsive, but you stand still and support yourself! Are you ready? Come, listen to my command! One, two, three, pull!"

Fortunately, the hot air balloon was fixed by three cables, so with the tacit cooperation of the young soldiers, the hot air balloon was slowly pulled to the ground...

then……

A sudden roar came from the hot air balloon test site: "Nizi, die!"

314. Colorful Clothes to Entertain Parents

When Emperor Guangxing skillfully chased Zhao Ren all over the field, Hua Manlou didn't know who to feel sorry for for a while.

Of course Zhao Ren deserved to be beaten up, but from the perspective of dedicating himself to science, he was right; Emperor Guangxing should have beaten his son, but such a big emperor beat up Zhao Ren violently in front of everyone regardless of his image, which is a bit too low-quality indeed. .

You know, the former Emperor Fan Guangxing didn't even reprimand Zhao Ren in front of his courtiers. After all, he wanted to save some face for the next generation of emperors, didn't he?

But Zhao Ren would really go to heaven if he didn't beat him up, he would go to heaven in every sense...

Sometimes Hua Manlou wondered if Zhao Ren was just looking for a beating, or maybe he was looking for some excitement in his father's dull life.After all, you see, he is a good hand in both farming and training in Xishan. If Emperor Guangxing saw him at noon on the day of hoeing or leading a team of young soldiers to capture the flag, no matter what, he would be sympathetic to farmers or know Bing's praise, but in the end he fluttered in the wind in a cheap way...

Even Hua Manlou wanted to beat him up.

Fortunately, Emperor Guangxing finished the beating, and did not bring him back to the capital, but once again told Hua Manlou to keep a close eye on him, saying "an elder brother is like a father, smoke when you should, don't Soft-handed and soft-hearted'meaning.

Hua Manlou wanted to beat up Zhao Ren even more after receiving the decree: The Tianjin Navy and the school have not finished tossing, and they have to deal with lottery tickets, and they have to be babysitters for bear children-this is really owed to him for serving the old and the young From the Zhao family?It's so easy to set up a dormitory for girls, and I haven't lived a happy life yet!

After Emperor Guangxing left, Hua Manlou stared at Zhao Ren steadfastly, without saying a word.

Zhao Ren faced this gaze with a playful smile at first, then a look of embarrassment, and finally began to play tricks: "Brother Hua, Lord Hua, just this one time, next time I don't go up, okay?"

Hua Manlou sighed, turned around and left.

This guy was obviously beaten, but it didn't take long before he jumped out again. Emperor Guangxing even said that he would discipline him...

You can't manage yourself well, how can He De manage such a person well?

"Hey, hey, don't go away. You said that the emperor recognized you as a foster son? Then you really become my brother?" Zhao Ren happily followed Huamanlou, a little bit overjoyed.

Zhao Ren is not like the prince next to him who has a lot of brothers and sisters, and the peers he can find in the palace are all slaves, so he only thinks that having a brother like Hua Manlou is incomparably wonderful, and he has no other thoughts at all— ——If it was someone else, I reckoned that the idea would be on the road of how to maximize the use of the brother-in-law to consolidate the rule...

Hua Manlou became even more worried: Should I say this guy has a real temperament or should I say this guy is two hundred and five?

Turning his head and glanced at Zhao Ren, Hua Manlou was sure: It's two hundred and five copies, that's right, just looking at this expression is enough, Da Zhao Yaowan...

"Yes, now I'm your brother, so you have to listen to what your brother says, and if you don't listen, I will beat you..." Hua Manlou said weakly, and then realized that such a deterrent has no deterrent effect, and added : "Or send you back to the capital, and you can continue to grind your teeth with those old guys in Zhan Shifu."

"I'll listen to you carefully!" Zhao Ren didn't take it seriously at all, and started acting like a demon again after a perfunctory sentence: "Then you see, today's man-carrying experiment is also finished, there is no problem at all, next time I go back to Beijing Let's fly back directly? You don't know how wonderful it is to be in the air, so high, and you can see so far. Didn't you say that standing high and peeing far away, if it weren't for someone below, I would want to pee together..."

Hua Manlou is extremely big-headed: "Do you really think that everything will be fine if you can go into the sky? You have to consider the direction of the airflow in the sky, you have to stabilize the height, and you have to consider landing and safety issues..."

After saying half a sentence, Hua Manlou realized that he was being mean again: this guy had no research direction before, so didn't his words point him in the right direction again?

Sure enough, Zhao Ren's eyes lit up when he heard it: "Airflow problem? Stabilize the altitude... It seems that we need to build a fire control thing..."

"Anyway, you don't want to touch these things in the future, and you are not allowed to enter the hot air balloon test site from today on!" Looking at Zhao Ren's disapproving face, Hua Manlou felt that there was still something to distract the brat, otherwise Who can stand being in the sky all day?

So he said again: "The queen mother is about to pass her birthday, why don't you think about this first?"

Zhao Ren blinked his eyes: "The Queen Mother celebrates her birthday...every year like this, what is there to consider?"

Hua Manlou sighed and said, "Celebrating one's birthday is a big deal, let alone the royal family, even the common people attach great importance to it, and you... oh yes, if you show your face at the queen mother's birthday banquet, I guess Father will be happier then, and the most important thing is that you can save yourself two beatings."

It was Hua Manlou's last sentence that touched Zhao Ren, and he immediately asked, "How do you show your face?"

Hua Manlou had a look of disbelief: "Do you want me to teach you about filial piety?"

Zhao Ren looked embarrassed: "The queen mother has everything she needs, what do you want me to do? Last year, my father prepared some things for me..."

Hua Manlou sighed and said, "You're so stupid! Don't talk about it, can you give me something that is thoughtful and considerate? You can write a poem or something!"

"I don't know how to compose poetry..." Zhao Ren looked at Hua Manlou: "How about you write one for me?"

Hua Manlou was even more speechless: "Are you being filial or am I?"

If there are a lot of birthday poems, there are one or two poems, such as "This woman is not a human being, the Nine-Heaven Xuannv descends to the mortal world" and so on, which are absolutely blockbuster.But Zhao Ren himself said that he couldn't compose poems, so it seemed like a lot of work, but in the end he was reprimanded and wrote a poem for nothing.

"Hey, why don't you teach me how to sing?" Zhao Ren suddenly remembered Hua ManLou's drunkenness a few days ago: "You can compose lyrics and compose music and I can sing, right?"

Hua Manlou put on a dull face: "Let me tell you, we are still good brothers regardless of singing."

Now Huamanlou feels like that cat with the big blue head. Emperor Guangxing and his son are Nobita Nobita when they combine. Anyway, they will catch themselves on top of everything, and they can even take advantage of the black history after being drunk. ...

Zhao Ren patted Hua Manlou's back and said cheerfully: "I'm not kidding you. Your personal soldiers came back and taught us the other day. I really think it sounds good. Otherwise, how could I sing it by myself? And Caiyiyu Aren't you being filial too?"

Hua Manlou was speechless for a while, and finally sighed: "That's all, I'll think about it, I'll design a program for you when the time comes, okay?"

Birthday singing or something...

Can't really pull out the happy birthday song?

In other words, everyone has a birthday, but there are so few songs related to birthdays. In this case, it is better to perform the whole show for the Queen Mother. Anyway, there must be a troupe to perform that day, and the venue is ready-made.

As for the show...

Seeing Zhao Ren's mean look, Hua Manlou thought viciously: If he is so foolish, let this unlucky kid dance on the poisonous soil to make his eyes hurt?After the safekeeping dance, there will be another severe beating!

315. You Let Me Calm Down

Hua Manlou wanted to cheat Zhao Ren once and distract his attention to prevent him from causing another disaster, but he didn't realize a major event: Zhao Ren boarded a hot air balloon and took off, which represented the first time a human-made aircraft carried people. The successful flight experiment, in theory, should be considered a big step for mankind.

It's no wonder that Hua Manlou is slow, he's in the middle of a game, the Celestial Dynasty has gone to Mars in his previous life, so who cares about hot air balloons?

And it is estimated that the group of people who make inventions will generally not think about what consequences their inventions will bring to the world, and what it means after they are made, and even the functions and usages are vague-such as making Coke That buddy originally planned to make Jizhi syrup, but it turns out that they are unreliable in making soup, but fortunately, this syrup has become the influential and far-reaching significance and great fat house happy water...

It's very joyful.

What's even more delightful is that historians of later generations still have some disputes about the first flight of human beings, because some people think that Zhao Ren built a hot air balloon and lifted it into the sky himself, while others think it was the manned flight. It had to be later, after all, Zhao Ren's age and status at this time did not allow him to take off for the first time, and the two parties were arguing fiercely, and neither could convince the other.

Obviously, this is because Huamanlou issued a password again, forbidding anyone to spread the news about Zhao Ren's flying to the sky, which made Prince Zhao's great feat of taking a big step forward for mankind into a wild history of folklore.

It's not that Huamanlou wants to grab the title of the father of hot air balloons and the first flight to the sky - what's the use of grabbing it, can you change two packs of diapers for the child?

So he did this mainly because Zhao Ren would have to be reprimanded by civil officials again if the news got out, but Hua Manlou, who is well versed in the psychology of bears, knows that the more you scold a bear, the more crooked he is. Not to mention that they will deliberately turn against you, and the more powerful the brat, the greater the harm it will cause.

At the same time, the damage to Huamanlou will be even greater - after all, he is the righteous brother, if Zhao Ren is too crooked in the future, and if he continues to toss like this after he takes over, isn't it Uncle Hua who will clean up the mess?

Of course, Zhao Ren didn't care about his reputation. As a senior two hundred and five, if he cared about his reputation, he wouldn't have said the obscenity of using Pudu to blow up the Meridian Gate. Renhou, even if he wanted to punish him, he would just tell a joke in an attempt to laugh him to death, otherwise Zhao Ren would have to be beaten severely if he stabbed the matter to Emperor Guangxing...

Therefore, in order to deal with the two hundred and five, Hua Manlou had to secretly instruct those cobblers who had become classical thermodynamicists to urge them to develop the hot air balloon as soon as possible. At the same time, they had to use the queen mother's birthday to attract Zhao Ren's attention He has no time to think about other things.

Early in the morning, Huamanlou brought Zhao Ren to the front hall of her new house, removed all the tables, chairs and benches, and began to rehearse the show.

After doing this, Hua Manlou felt quite nostalgic, as if he had returned to his school days.

I don’t know if it’s the stream of consciousness at work, anyway, when I was a student, I felt that there were always some talents in a class, there was a wave of those who played and sang, another wave of those who talked and learned to sing, and another group who could sing and dance well. Bo, you can’t see it in everyday life. When the New Year’s Eve party is held, this group of people will suddenly jump out to make people look at it with admiration. Some people even get a girlfriend because of this, and then many people start to learn guitar. , regardless of how many positions the band has...