I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

"The shyness of a pure girl when she is attacked is the most precious treasure in the world. I only exist here to witness and protect the beauty at that moment."

As if thinking of some "beautiful" scene, Cu Chulainn stretched out his dominant hand in front of his face with an intoxicated expression, and took a deep breath.

"That's really a lofty ideal!" Tachibana shook his head, and then stopped talking to Cu Chulainn who looked like Teddy.

"Doctor, are you listening? I'm preparing for the transfer of spirit particles, I'm going back."

"Okay, the spiritual transfer will start immediately, the countdown is expected to be 10, 9, 8..."

"So Master is just a little girl now." Cu Chulainn chuckled, he didn't care about Tachibana's disgust.

In other words, under the pressure of saving the world, Tachibana was still able to maintain a girlish reserve, and all the followers of Chaldea felt gratified about this.

"I was expecting the Master to grow up to be a good girl...dangerous!" Cu Chulainn wanted to spend a few words before returning as usual, but his wild intuition detected a trace of unnaturalness. He didn't have time to think about it, so he hurriedly pushed away Tachibana in front of me...

............

"That is to say, you were attacked by an unknown enemy when you were preparing to transfer the spirit particles?" Seleus had a strange expression on his face.

"Yes." Tachibana rubbed her eyes sadly. "Cuchulin was hit in the head by the enemy's attack in order to protect me."

"But the problem is..." Serius took off Tachibana's coat directly, and then put all kinds of amulets, ancestral version fairy silver lining, sun bracelet, and rune runes full of layers, etc. Point out things to her.

"Under the protection of these things, nothing in the known singularity can hurt you. Why does that stupid dog block the gun for you?"

Tachibana stared blankly at her coat, and the atmosphere suddenly fell into an unspeakable silence.

"Anyway! Cu Chulainn was attacked to protect me, and he is a new spirit base anyway, so it's understandable for me not to think about it!" Lucy protested.

"Okay, well, at least in terms of protecting the Master, Cu Chulainn did a good job." Seleus coaxed his little Master.

"So, how is Cu Chulainn doing now? Even if it's a Caster, that guy wouldn't be killed so easily."

"It's not life-threatening, but my brain seems to be broken, and my personality has completely changed."

"Personality changed?" Serius raised a little interest.

Although he didn't know why the Servant's spirit base was physically changed, he was indeed curious about Cu Chulainn's personality changes.

What exactly did a harassing madman become that made the well-informed Chaldean master so flustered.

"Yeah, he used to be a big dog full of shyness, but now he has turned into an upright, kind, and amiable big brother next door!" Lihua became emotional, and his tone was full of disbelief .

"You know what he said to me? 'I don't have the word obscenity in my dictionary!' 'I'm not at peace with harassment!' Can you imagine that's what Cu Chulainn would say?! "

Serius' expression was even weirder. He looked at Tachibana who was pinching his throat to imitate Cu Chulainn's voice, and resisted the urge to check if there was a hole in her head.

Do you guys know what you're talking about?

"Ahem, Tachibana." Seleus coughed lightly, attracting Tachibana's attention.

"How should I say it?" Seleus looked at Tachibana who looked puzzled in front of him with eyes of caring for his silly daughter. "Wouldn't it be better if Cu Chulainn's personality became like this? Whether it's for you or for everyone..."

The atmosphere in the room fell into unspeakable silence again.

"It seems to be right?!"

Hot and bustling Chaldea

"Is there a problem with your three views because you have been with these lawless heroes for too long?" In the room, Seleus tapped Tachibana's little head with a puzzled expression.

"Anyway, Cu Chulainn became like this because of me, and I absolutely don't agree with this kind of behavior that distorts the will of the heroic spirit..." He clapped the hand that Serius made trouble on his head Open, Tachibana stamped her feet and developed a small temper.

"Tell the truth." Seleus gave Tachibana a blank look. The probability that the master of Chaldea has a conscience is basically the same as the probability that the devil produces a brutal heart.

In other words, the master of Chaldea and the devil can be equated.

Although Serius has no doubts that Tachibana, as the master, will do his best to protect the determination of the followers, but when the matter is not so serious, he still asks him for help in a panic. This girl's thoughts will never be like She is as grand as she said.

"That..." Sure enough, when he found that his excuses couldn't fool Serius, Tachibana suddenly hesitated and couldn't speak.

"What's more, Cu Chulainn has a problem with the spiritual base. The first person you should go to look for is me from Caster. He is a professional in this area." Serius folded his hands on his chest, with a calm expression on his face. Looking at Tachibana who kept pointing her fingers.

"But you came to me the first time, because you were worried that your reasons would be seen and you would be rejected?"

"Actually..." Seeing Serius' attitude that I won't help you unless you tell the truth, Tachibana lowered her head with a blushing face.

"As long as Cu Chulainn is around, Kiyohime and the others can come to me from time to time with reasons such as 'I was harassed by a pervert, I want the Master to hug me to comfort me'..."

"Then, I can also use this as an excuse to throw myself at Matthew and other big..."

Tachibana, whose voice was getting weaker and weaker, covered her flushed face. Although she was chaotic and evil in nature, she was still just an underage little girl, and her face was far from the thickness of a god.

Serius stared at Tachibana in front of him with black lines all over his head. Should he really be the Master of Chaldea?

"If it was Serius of Caster, he would definitely not help me, so I can only come to you." Tachibana blinked, staring pitifully at Serius in front of him.

'To be honest, I don't want to help you with this reason. 'Selius sighed, but who would let Tachibana be his little master, no matter what, he must pamper him.

"I promise, I will help you change Cu Chulainn back."

"Great!" Tachibana cheered and threw herself directly into Serius' arms, rubbing her head back and forth excitedly. "I knew Serius was the best!"

"I really can't do anything about you." Serius stroked Tachibana's little head, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

............

"Although I agreed to Tachibana's request, I, who is only an assassin, have no idea what to do."

Putting on a cloak and wrapping his body tightly, Seleus (Assassin) walked alone in the corridor of Chaldea.

"Sure enough, let's take a look at Cu Chulainn's specific state and make plans...Hmm? It seems to be very lively here. Is there any party?"

The pensive Serius accidentally came to the activity room of the adult male servants. Out of curiosity and the reason to find Cu Chulainn, he activated his Noble Phantasm, and then sneaked in...

"My colleagues..." Sitting at the head of the round table, Lancelot put his arms up, crossed his hands in an arched shape and put them on the tip of his nose.

He looked around at the many members around the round table and announced in a low but firm voice.

"We have always adhered to the same belief, never gave up, never violated...Under the guidance of the great will, we have dedicated everything, even our own life!"

The expressions of the other members were equally serious, but when they mentioned 'life', they unanimously turned their attention to Cu Chulainn who was sitting next to Lancelot with a confused expression on his face.

'who am I?where am iwhat am i doing '

Cu Chulainn, who was full of philosophical questions, was a little at a loss. He just strolled in the corridor for a while, and was directly pulled here by three muscular men.

"Despite all kinds of tribulations and even the loss of precious life, but now, our most precious friend Cu Chulainn has returned, please let us welcome his return here!"

All members bowed their heads to Cu Chulainn in unison.

"Okay, although the ascension of my friend Cu Chulainn is worth celebrating, but don't forget the purpose of our fellowship gathering here today."

Having said that, Lancelot's eyes flashed brightly, and the members other than Cu Chulainn obviously began to discuss excitedly.

"Next, I announce that the topic of this year's fan club is "What is the ideal European School?", and all members are invited to express their opinions in turn."

(Note: In order to protect the privacy of members, except for the recognized scum host Lancelot, other members use code names to match each other.)

"Then, I will go first."

The sad poet Cui Sad stood up without hesitation, and the other members immediately stopped discussing and spontaneously focused their attention on their general.

"The soul of Opie always rests on the shape with the golden ratio, so beauty is king!"

Many members nodded unconsciously. It seems that Cui Sad's theory has a very high degree of approval.

"What nonsense!"

But just when the corners of Cui Sad's mouth curled up, and he was about to cooperate with the harp to continue his explanation, the round table gorilla Gavin smashed the round table in front of him.

It can be seen that he strongly disagrees with Cui Sad's conclusion.

"Big enough can solve everything, and if it is not big, it can unite people's hearts. Therefore, for Oupai, big! is the greatest justice!"

Gavin's voice was strong and powerful, and the theory was full of persuasion. All the members nodded in agreement. Even the members who supported the US theory just now began to feel shaken.

Heresy is far more harmful than paganism. Gavin's completely different ideas from his own made Cui Sad suddenly become hostile. I saw his eyes open angrily, and his fierce murderous aura was approaching Gavin on the opposite side.

Gavin, who dared to confront him face to face, was naturally not afraid at all. He snorted coldly, his fiery momentum continued to rise, and he even jumped directly onto the round table, and took the initiative to pounce on Cui Sadness.

Cui Sad's physical fitness is naturally not as good as that of Gavin, who is known as the "gorilla", but the battle of ideas will naturally cost his life.

Therefore, even though he knew he was invincible, he also jumped onto the round table and rushed towards Gavin...

Hot and bustling Chaldea

"Really, those two always do some stupid things in the holy council."

Looking at the two scumbags who were engaged in a fierce sumo wrestling match, and a group of bastards who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, Lancelot, the chief scumbag, sighed deeply.

As the host of the club, the detached Lancelot has the responsibility to mediate the conflicts among the members, but facing the two companions who fought because of the "idea" dispute, even the strongest knights of the round table feel uncomfortable. Extremely tricky.

In desperation, Lancelot had no choice but to politely ask for help from the crimson swordsman beside him who did not want to be named.

"Your Excellency, Supreme Advisor, please express your pertinent evaluation of the ideas of the two, and stop this unnecessary fight."

"Do you want me to tell you?" The crimson swordsman, who was promoted by the male Berserkers to participate in the men's association, pointed his finger at himself in amazement.

As for why he, a swordsman, was chosen as a representative by the Berserkers... It can only be said that some people always can't bear to deceive others, but they don't even blink when they deceive themselves.

He thought that he was here just for a formality, but he didn't expect to be pointed out by the host to express his opinion.

"If it's you, no matter what choice you make, you will be able to effectively stop the fight between the two of them and make the parliament proceed smoothly." Lancelot's tone revealed a slow sincerity.

As he said, those who gather here are all like-minded people who stick to the same beliefs, and past grievances and grievances must not be brought into this sacred place.

The crimson swordsman carefully observed Lancelot next to him. After confirming that this guy was sincerely asking him to resolve the dispute, and not trying to set him up because of Matthew, he lowered his head with a troubled expression on his face. thinking.

"Ah—" The crimson swordsman sighed lightly, then stood up as if accepting his fate.

"My colleagues..."

The crimson swordsman imitated Lancelot's previous address, and when he heard his voice, whether he was standing on the round table fighting or booing around, they all set their eyes on him in unison.

"As we all know, I was born in Greece in the age of the gods..."

"Hmm..." Everyone nodded, and at the same time, they were expecting some amazing words from this noble hero.

"And for the Greeks, juveniles are justice, and cuteness is king!"

"Oh oh oh!" Everyone roared excitedly.

"Therefore, the most perfect goddess is the image of a young tooth loli!"

"Oh!!" The crowd cheered excitedly.

"Sweet and mischievous, arrogant and dark, naturally shy... Every loli is a treasure bestowed by God to the world!"

"Oh oh oh!!!" A group of members of the Men's Association roared uncontrollably, like a group of wild baboons in heat.

"And what is the main characteristic of Lolita?!"

Everyone suppressed the excitement in their hearts, and looked at the crimson swordsman in front of them with full expectation.

"Naturally, it's Oupai who can look down and see his toes!"

"Oh... what?!" The impassioned momentum of the crowd froze instantly, and the hands that were about to be raised froze directly in front of them.

"The truth is plain, so the most ideal chest is naturally..."

"You-fart!" Before the crimson swordsman finished speaking, Black Beard, the One Piece King who did not want to be named, interrupted his conclusion viciously.

"The lolis other than Tong Yanju are all heretics, and they will never be recognized by my humble One Piece!" Blackbeard waved his claws, feeling extremely excited.

"In addition, what I like most is the spread of insults and tentacles. My greatest wish is to become the biggest octopus and use my tentacles wantonly..."

"boom!!!"

The existence once named Blackbeard was directly inserted into the round table in front of him by a huge force, and behind him, two iron tower-like giants, one red and one black, appeared at some point. They were raising their fists, glowing. The red eyes stared coldly at all the existences in the Men's Club...

Everyone watched the two giants leave, and then quickly came to Blackbeard's side, and looked at the shocking blood in silence, a wordless mourning began to brew in everyone's hearts.

Then, the blond beauty used the Noble Phantasm to rush the large incombustible garbage that was once Blackbeard out of the door along with the filthy blood he left behind.

After the blond beauty finished all this, everyone started a lively discussion again as if nothing happened, as if the tragedy of Blackbeard had never happened.

The western shooter of the American school started arguing with Xiao B of the giant school, but the two prodigal sons quarreled about the European school, and the gill nightmare that came out of nowhere was cheering and booing happily , and just went directly to BUFF to let the two of them fight.

The pornographic musicians and executioners who do not belong to the two factions meet the staff archers who also do not belong to the two factions.

For the perverted duo, their preferences are based entirely on Mary's appearance, while in the eyes of the Staff Archer, all beautiful women are his 'Abisha'.

The conversation between the three of them could be said to be enjoyable, and even the executioner began to show the Staff Bowman his treasured picture of Mary, but when the Staff Bowman subconsciously called Mary "my lovely Abishag", suddenly broke The fluctuation of magic power almost blows up the whole scene of the Men's Club...