I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

"Don't run from me, sweet Penthesilea."

As if he had anticipated Penthesilea's actions, a certain green-haired demigod who appeared suddenly summoned his chariot, flicked the reins and followed.

In the blink of an eye, only Medea was left in the corridor, staring blankly at the direction the two were leaving.

"Just... what happened?"

.........

Chaldea, inside Mash's luxurious room.

Assassin Seleus came to Mash's room as usual.

I saw that he first concealed his figure and searched carefully around, and after making sure that no pervert with long eyes was playing tricks on his little eggplant, he showed his figure beside Matthew in front of the mirror.

"What is my cute little eggplant doing?"

"It's Mr. Seleus from Assassin!" After hearing Seleus' voice, Matthew, who was gesturing on his head in confusion, suddenly showed a surprised expression.

"I ordered an outfit on Amazon, but I'm having some problems..."

"What's wrong?" Serius smiled lightly and rubbed Mash's little head. "Is there something wrong with the clothes?"

"It's not that, on the contrary, this suit is really good."

Matthew opened her hands, and turned around in front of Serius naturally, expressing that she was very satisfied with the set of clothes named Bright voyager, but then, she showed a tangled expression again.

"But the problem is, I don't know if the matching hat is suitable for my clothes." Matthew put the hat he had been holding on his head. "It always feels weird there?"

"How should I say it?" Looking at Mash, whose hair was covered by a round-topped and brimless travel cap, Seleus inexplicably remembered the existence of an iron barrel zombie in a certain game.

But this idea, Serius will never say it in front of Mash.

"I still think it's better to put the hat down..."

"Does Mr. Seleus think so too?" Mash took off his hat like a gentleman, completely eliminating the only connection with that strange existence.

"Great, because the clothes are so good, I thought it was because of my own problems that I couldn't see the cuteness of the matching hat."

Saying so, Ma Xiu let out a long sigh of relief, and put a happy smile on her face again. "In this case, my new image will be determined, and I will ask Da Vinci and Miss Medea for help..."

"Oops... Oops!" The high-tech door was quickly opened, and the panicked Tachibana stuck his head out of the door again. "Come on you two, another big event happened in Chaldea... Wait, why did I say again?"

"What happened? Senior." Matthew subconsciously changed into a god's weapon, holding a round shield in front of her senior.

Serius, on the other hand, looked at the little eggplant who had completely forgotten his purpose in an instant, and sighed helplessly.

"Cuchulin is dead!" Tachibana shed tears in grief.

"It's so inhumane!"

.........

A corridor in Chaldea.

The body of the great Celtic hero, Caster Cu Chulainn lay there quietly.

"Oops, senior, another incident happened." Seeing Cu Chulainn's body, the eyes of Matthew, who was not yet addicted to detectives, lit up.

"Are you that happy?" Looking at her enthusiastic junior, Tachibana next to her shook her head helplessly.

"Anyway, let's confirm the scene first." Saying so, Serius, who covered his hands with the power of death, walked quickly to Cu Chulainn's side.

Immediately afterwards, Serius quickly squatted down, carefully observing the traces on the corpse.

Cu Chulainn's body was covered with large areas of bruises, and his bones were broken in many places as if he had been hit by some strong impact. The fatal injury was a shocking collapse on his forehead.

'According to Cu Chulainn's life-saving means, just such an injury can't take his life at all. '

Serius' heart sank. He understood that the existence that killed Cu Chulainn was either a cruel existence that could make up the knife, or there were many people committing crimes, so that Cu Chulainn, who triggered his perseverance, had no chance to escape.

"Huh?" The sharp-eyed Serius suddenly noticed two wheel marks from behind Cu Chulainn. Judging from the color, the two car marks appeared almost at the same time.

'strangeness?How do I know this car mark so well? 'Looking at the car mark behind, Seleus narrowed his eyes. 'Where have I seen it? '

"How is it?" Tachibana slowly came up.

"I can't die any more." Serius frowned tightly, he still didn't expect to see this car mark somewhere.

"Bastard!" Tachibana punched the wall with a fist, leaving a faint fist mark. "Don't let me know who did it!"

"Huh?" Seleus, whose thoughts were interrupted, looked at Tachibana with an angry face in surprise. She was still as heartless as Cu Chulainn died last time, why this time...

"Your Cu Chulainn relationship with Caster..."

"There are not many holy crystals, so I want to save them up to summon Morgan?" Tachibana gritted her teeth and waved her fists. "Lancer hasn't been re-summoned last time, and this time there is another Lancer that costs stones..."

'Should I say it's you?Tachibana. 'Selius opened a pair of dead fish eyes, and looked at Tachibana who said the words of truth and heartlessness with twitching corners of his mouth.

Is heartlessness a standard feature of a Chaldean Master?

Compared with the normal Tachibana, Matthew's attitude at the beginning was somewhat problematic, but after coming into contact with Cu Chulainn's body, she was still calmly searching for clues and trying to track down the murderer.

"This is?!" Noticing the car marks on Cu Chulainn's body, Matthew's eyes widened suddenly, as if she understood something.

"There are traces of wheels running over Cu Chulainn's body, which means that the prisoner must be a servant of Rider's job."

'That's right! '

Serius nodded silently, with a smile on his lips.

"And judging from the large number of fractures on Cu Chulainn's body and the fatal wound on his forehead, he suffered a powerful physical attack before his death..."

Ma Xiu rested her chin on her hand and analyzed all the clues in front of her with a serious expression. Suddenly, her expression changed suddenly, as if a thunderbolt exploded in her mind. "I see!"

'It seems that I am not needed here. '

Serius stood up, leaning against the wall with his arms folded, silently admiring Little Eggplant's reasoning.

"The murderer who killed Cu Chulainn is..." Matthew paused, and his raised hand fell handsomely towards the commotion crowd.

"Saint... No! Martha with extremely strong fists!"

"What!?" Serius' eyes widened.

"What... what?!" Mirtha who was pointed at was shocked at first, and then, she reacted and waved her arms hastily. "It's not me, as a believer of the Lord, how could I do such a rough behavior."

"And no matter what, Tarasque will definitely not be able to suppress traces of that kind of appearance."

"However, I really can't think of a fighter who is more powerful than Martha among the servants of the Rider job." Mash had an expression of "I'm really embarrassed if you don't cooperate".

"Who is a fighter!" Maerda, who was extremely sensitive to a certain word, broke the attack in a second, and this ferocious attitude made Matthew firmly believe that this was her counterattack when her crime was exposed.

"Chaldea's law enforcement servants, quickly bring this prisoner into the confinement room!"

"Ah~~~Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~"

Accompanied by strange background music, the three knights of Seleus suddenly appeared with even more strange dance steps, and blocked all of Marta's dodging space.

Assassin Seleus looked at the three strangers with twitching corners of his mouth, and his full of complaints finally turned into a deep sigh.

"Ugh----"

"Wait! Let me go! Are you going to play hard?!"

Mirta, who was broken and broken, completely exposed her true nature, but with the joint efforts of the three knights, she was subdued without any twists and turns.

"Evil has been wiped out again." Mash sighed with a sense of accomplishment, looking at Martha who was taken away by the three knights of Seleus with an angry face.

"That..." Assassin Seleus, who finally recovered from the impact of the three knights, couldn't help but nodded Mash on the shoulder. "Mash never thought about it..."

"Fulfillment by Amazon! Please step aside!"

Suddenly, a full-speed delivery truck flashed by, and it also directly hit the young Cu Chulainn, who was restricted by the crowd, into the air.

"Lovely Penthesilea, I swear to Aphrodite that my love for you is true..."

Before Cu Chulainn could trigger his perseverance to call for help, a Greek chariot pulled by three horses ran over his body directly from behind, and one of the evil horses unknowingly drove toward Cu Chulainn's body. There was a heavy step on the forehead.

Cu Chulainn can't rise again...

"Cuchulin is dead!"

"It's so inhumane!"

After subconsciously complaining, Matthew suddenly realized that Serius seemed to have something to do with him, and then tilted his head, looking at Serius who opened his mouth in confusion and looked very surprised.

"Mr. Seleus, do you have anything to say to me?"

"No..." Serius stared at the two almost identical corpses of Cu Chulainn with a stiff expression. "It's gone now, you should show Tachibana your new clothes quickly, and leave this case to me to solve."

"That's right!" Matthew, who finally remembered what he was going to do, slammed his small fist, and then the god's armor quickly disappeared, and the slim traveler Matthew appeared in front of Tachibana.

"Matthew, this dress is..." Looking at Matthew who suddenly changed his appearance, Tachibana's expression suddenly became complicated.

"Imagine changing the image of a servant like other servants." Noticing something wrong with Tachibana's face, Matthew lowered his head anxiously. "Master...how do you feel?"

"No!" Tachibana put his hands on Matthew's shoulders excitedly.

"Master...don't you like it?" Matthew's tone gradually became low.

"That's not the case!" Lihua hugged her favorite junior directly in her arms, with a serious tone that had never been seen before. "Because Matthew is always by my side, no matter how dangerous the place is, I will feel at ease."

"Senior..." Matthew murmured, as if he suddenly understood something.

"Promise me, Mash." Reaching out his hand to gently lift the junior's little head, Tachibana looked at her very affectionately. "Keep it the way it used to be, okay?"

From those brown pupils, feeling the deep affection and attachment of the senior to him, Mash suddenly showed a joyful smile on his face. "Okay, senior..."

......

"It's nice to be young." Seeing the two young people interacting intimately, Berserker Seleus, who was hiding in the dark and peeping secretly, sighed, and then he raised his head slightly. "What do you think?"

"We're young too." On the giant's shoulder, the huntress with her calves dangling seemed to take a bite of the apple indifferently, and then sent the bitten side to Serius' mouth with a natural expression. "So there is no need to sigh at all."

Serius took a bite of the apple, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly due to the indescribable sweetness.

"That's right..."

Hot and bustling Chaldea

Chaldea, in the room of Seleus (Assassin).

"It's really rare and leisurely." Pressing his whole body onto the special big bed, the relaxed Serius rubbed his pillow comfortably.

At Tachibana's strong request, Chaldea just conducted a wave of heroic spirit summoning.

Although he looked disgusted when he found out that the one who walked out of the summoning formation was Cu Chulainn, who had suffered a "car accident" before, Tachibana took the big dog out for a walk at the first time, in order to test whether the bond between them was broken by this A brand new spiritual foundation inheritance.

It has to be said that Tachibana has unparalleled talent as a master, and the experience of saving the world has also brought her experience far beyond ordinary people.

"Calculating the time, that girl Tachibana should be back from the singularity by now."

Serius sensed something, and sat up quickly, and at the same time, the door of the room opened together, and Tachibana's body also leaned in.

"Help me Serius!" the orange-haired girl gasped, looking very anxious.

"What happened?" Seleus tilted his head.

"Cuchulin... something happened to Cu Chulainn!"

"Why is it always him?" Serius scratched his head helplessly, even if it was Cu Chulainn, it would be too unlucky for him to have an accident just after being summoned...

............

Shinjuku, [-]-chome, under the cover of night that seems to never end, a brutal "massacre" is happening quietly.

"It's you who wants to play with my old lady, right?!"

The violent roar was mixed with the muffled sound of 'intimate' contact between fists and the human body, followed by screams that became weaker and weaker and bursts of begging for mercy.

"Misunderstanding... This is all a misunderstanding, we just want to joke with you, it's really just a joke... stop fighting, please don't fight anymore..."

"You still want to turn my old lady into a necromancer, and you want to sell it at a high price, but you're a pretty good player~~!"

A certain chaotic villain riding on a Mohican scoundrel opened his bow left and right, his seemingly weak fists carried unimaginable strength, and punched the scoundrel's swollen head one after another...

"Tch, this bastard doesn't have any magic fluid on him, it's a waste of time." After venting his inner resentment, Tachibana wiped the blood stained on his hands, stared at him with disdain and was knocked unconscious on the ground, and was stripped naked by her again. the punks.

"Can't the Master be more ladylike?" Cu Chulainn (Caster), who had defeated the gangsters' pet Chimera and naturally had no loot, looked at the scene in front of him helplessly.

"Then your ass was stolen by your big, obsessed dog?" Tachibana, who was full of anger, stared fiercely at Cu Chulainn behind him with his hands on his hips.

There is no such thing as a trophy, no matter how you think about it, you have to rely on this dog.

What?You say he is lucky D?What does this have to do with luck?He is Cu Chulainn.