my monster girlfriends

"...So let's talk about it, how about getting rid of the cloud on my body?"

"No." Long Chi narrowed his narrow and charming eyes, "Xue told me, don't care what you say, just do what you have to do, and you will give in."

Depend on.

I was shocked, completely shocked, so the meaning of changing rooms is that only you girls change?So I was defaulted as a binding item in Xiurong's room?Am I a potted plant? Hello!

"How about this?" Seeing that the demon emperor seemed determined to do something, I had to come up with a plan to delay the attack, "Actually, all my understanding of you is from government affairs, and I don't know much about your image. It's not deep enough, so we can try to get in touch with the government first... Yes, that's it, in the human world, this is called falling in love! Flash marriage has no future! Chi!"

... If I get past this time, if I can still be tied up by you in the future, I will change my surname to Fang!

Long Chi just said: "Who said I want to marry you? You are already married to Xiurong, so how can there be any reason to snatch the marriage?"

Just when I breathed a sigh of relief and thought it was just a bad joke, I heard her say...

"Who stipulates that if you don't get married, you can't talk about it?" Lord Yaohuang snorted softly, very domineering, "In your human world, I am called Yongqiang."

"..."

You are so self-aware!And the nature is completely worse!

As a result, of course, he couldn't break free.

The absolute priority of the concept of cloud and mist is enough here... I can't use Taoism to simulate the dust of all living beings here, right?

Then, this matter is not very good to write here...

But... there is something to write about.

"Didn't you say that you are completely different from your father's promiscuity, and you don't like other males at all? Why didn't you see your yin?"

"Because I gave it to a man a long time ago." She said lazily, "Well, I'm so tired..."

"Uh, who?"

"You care about this?"

"A bit."

"I still want to hide it... Are you sure you want to listen?"

"can not say?"

"I can, but I'm afraid that your mood swings too much."

"Heh... am I that kind of superficial man?"

"Okay, you asked me to say..."

A certain demon emperor raised his index finger and shook it lazily: "Here, it's right here."

About two seconds of silence.

I choose my words carefully: "I don't see any simulacra."

"It wasn't there."

"Then you are..."

"Because it's you." Chi tilted his head, "ah, I'm so tired, I'll sleep for a while..."

"……just now?"

I tried to turn the answer in the direction of "the yin of the dragon race is different from that of human beings".

"Of course...not." She was half asleep and half awake, "Ah, not long ago, I put Xiurong into the Jiyuan mirror, and then got mixed up... Phew..."

“……………………”

When did it happen!Hello, hello!Make it clear!Can such a thing be said casually?Hello!Wake up!Hello! ! !

...she fell asleep.

I can't sleep.

The Final Future: Chapter Five As we all know, Bai Yin has always made many friends

As long as people live in this world, they will often know some people more or less, just like when a man reaches the age of 30 and is not married, he must know many small websites and his own size like the back of his hand.

At this point, I should also talk about the ending of the people I know.

Let’s talk about Yuan Zhuzui first, I’ve dealt with him a lot lately because of Yaodu and Qingqiu’s affairs.

Oh, it's time to change the name, called Zhun Commander, the commander of Yin and Yang.

I am not surprised by this.

As far as the small place of Sakurajima is concerned, even if it does not have any regional prejudice, but only calculates from probability, the probability of producing talents is incomparable with Xia Guo... Even if Zhu Zui is obsessed with scientific research and has no intention of politics, then... ...still much stronger than other crooked melon split dates.

In Fang Xi's words: "Scientists who study competence are scientists, and of course human sociology can also be studied. People with culture can have culture wherever they go. Give them a chance to travel back. Students of liberal arts can tease oirans as flamboyant talents. Students can rely on products to overwhelm the world's richest people, but if you come to someone with both civil and military skills, it will be even more serious. It's no problem to marry a princess, but you have to let Xin (referring to Tokugawa Nobu) such a fool If you wear it back, you will be a son-in-law at most..."

I wholeheartedly agree, and I will pass this passage through Yuan Zhuzui, so angry that the former commander was so filthy on the spot, digging all kinds of dark materials, especially emotional ones, such as "This guy met again back then." To xx" and so on...

...Finally, these words were handed over by me to my wife, which directly prompted me to be slapped by Fang Xi No. 11 that month.

Back to the topic... What surprised me was that one day when I was chatting with Yuan Zhuzui, I found out that he was married, and there was no news about the marriage.

I joked: "Don't ask me to be the best man?"

"At my wedding, there was no such position." Yuanzhu sighed drunkly, "You also know that I was originally the head of the Yuan family, and was later trained as the next yin and yang leader; But after inheriting the blood of the Demon Emperor, she inherited the surname Yuzao... From the perspective of outsiders, my marriage with her represents the union of the entire Sakurajima Extraordinary Realm and the Qingqiu Demon Clan. As for the true feelings... who Care?"

"Understood." I took out a voice recorder, "I'll send the news that you don't want to marry Miss Lin to your home right now."

"..." Yuan Zhuzui glanced at me, knowing that I was joking, and didn't fight for it, but took a sip of wine, "I said it's not easy, I mean the wedding process..."

He explained: "On our side, marrying a wife for the patriarch of the ancient clan is a complicated and mortal process, and it is another even more mortal process for the leader of Yin and Yang to marry a wife. Then, Qingqiu also has opinions. The ghost knows them Where did you find out the ancient rituals of getting married by Tu Shan on your side, it seems to be the procedure for getting married between King Yu and the Tu Shan family, and they said that they would follow this..."

The corner of my mouth twitched, "Which set was finalized?"

He looked desperate: "In the end...the three sets were done together." He broke down, "Do you know that I have tossed seven hours of pain just by stepping out of the house...seven hours!"

"……Good job."

Compared with Yuan Zhuzui's side, Brother Liu's wedding is completely opposite.

His wedding did not involve any political factors, nor was it very solemn and grand. He probably just found a shop and served a few "hard dishes" with heavy oil and color according to the custom of his hometown. He invited a dozen people, and everyone gave 1000 yuan red envelope, it's over...

——Seeing this, some people may ask, the coal boss has to drive dozens of luxury cars to marry his daughter, Fang Yanjun is Fang Xi's own daughter after all, and she gets married once in a lifetime, so just let it go so casually?

Then there is only one truth, and that is that Brother Liu did not marry Fang Yanjun... Well, this is impossible.

It's not that I look down on Brother Liu, the main reason is that he... um...

...Yes, I just despise him.

Referring to Mr. Fang Yan's character, if he dares to empathize with others, whenever he picks out a complete skeleton, it is considered as the former's reminiscence when he attacked...

The reason why the wedding is like this is mainly Fang Yanjun's opinion.

The elder sister hated red tape very much. Since she was a child, this was the only thing that could be done according to her opinion. Naturally, she could be as willful as she wanted.

As for Brother Liu's opinion...

Just kidding, when they were still unmarried couples, every day Brother Liu did some things with Mr. Fang Yan that might lead to unmarried pregnancies, and the Fang family's car would take him back... It's like a rich woman Bai Like a cowherd who has finished whoring.

I complained mercilessly about this, and he blushed, with a few veins sprouting on his neck, "What white prostitution... This is love! Can loving your wife be called fear?" Then, it was difficult to understand. If you say so, the blind will laugh out loud, and the store will be filled with a happy atmosphere...

Unlike Yuan Zhuzui, brother Liu obviously has a best man and a bridesmaid, Fang Yanjun's bridesmaid is Fang Yuyan, this doesn't need to be explained, refer to the personalities of these two, it's really normal to be able to mix together, it is said that every In half a month, the two aunts will discuss a new plan to counteract the blasting of the Director's Office...

What, you ask me how do I know?

Because I am a technical consultant.

As for Brother Liu... I don't mind being a guest best man, but they didn't choose me, they invited a cover-up instead.

The deceitful person was so rampant about this, he often teased me about it, and after I raised my opinion about it, Brother Liu raised his eyebrows: "Do you think I can be as handsome as you even if I hire twenty stylists?"

I replied bluntly: "It should not be possible." Wei Paused, "I see."

And turned his head, looking at the concealer who hadn't reacted yet, "It seems that it's easier to be more handsome than him."

Coverer: "..."

Speaking of Shaman, he opened another coffee shop as a matter of course, the name is also very unclear, it seems to be called "Yang Zhiyu".

I asked him what the name meant, and he said, it's very simple, each of which has a word from my name and my wife's name.

Speaking of this, I became curious: "Speaking of which, I don't seem to have heard your name... What is your real name? You can't really just have your last name, can you?"

He just smiled mysteriously: "Guess."

The concealer seems to really regard it as a secret, a secret that no one knows. For this reason, he even sneaked into the database and changed the name on his ID card... The world's number one hacker did this kind of shit, It's really dumbfounding.

It seems that he is really planning to follow his own words for the rest of his life - "The most perfect solution to the problem of public figures in this world is to never become a 'public figure'."

However, apart from the coffee shop, it's not like he didn't develop new businesses, such as helping Brother Liu set up a two-dimensional mobile game studio, using his previous methods to find talents, and helping write some code by the way...

This stems from the time when I was in Yaodu, Brother Liu, Yuan Zhuzui, and Bi Zhe were all talking nonsense when they had a hard day's training and got together for a meal.

Looking at it now, they actually took it seriously.

Isn't that what men are like?It's clearly a joke, but it's always so serious.

I read this sentence lightly, chuckled, got up, and left the cemetery.

Behind him, the stele stands like Yang Rusong.

[Dare not to count the hexagrams, afraid of the impermanence of heaven, and dare not go deep in love, for fear of a big dream. 】

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At this point, this story seems to end like this. I have said what I have to say, and I have nothing to say. I just know it. After sending this manuscript, I can also break free from this heavy sense of memory... ...I have to go to the government affairs office to report tomorrow, so it's not good to sleep too late.

But after I closed the manuscript, I suddenly felt... maybe it wasn't enough, something was missing.

So, I reopened it and picked up my pen.

After careful consideration, I wrote the title of the last scene.

- rotation.

Future Finale: Finale Rotation

When I woke up, the air in the room was filled with coldness.

Bai Yin opened his eyes, stared at the ceiling, stayed for a while, then slowly got up, letting the quilt slide off slowly.

——Unfortunately, we already know that this is a 24k pure man, so this process is not worth wasting a lot of ink.

What's even more regrettable is that from the beginning to the end of the book, I didn't meet the girl who walked beside the two rabbits, so I can't focus on the description here. .

Opening the curtains, the overwhelming whiteness squeezed into his pupils.

This is the first snow this year, and the whole city is wrapped in a silver coat in the cold wind, like a sea of ​​flowers planted with white roses; The dragon breathed out the golden waterfall.

Oh, it's snowing...

The snow this year is earlier than last year.

Speaking of White Rose, Bai Yin suddenly remembered that this time he left Yaodu temporarily, and he agreed to bring back some things.

Miao Wuwu is easy to get rid of, cats are always easy to raise, buy a few catties of grilled fish at the barbecue stall next door, save them with the Taoist method, and bring them back, and you will be quite satisfied... Maybe you can bring them back for some food The cat food produced by you?

Well, it’s okay to say about cat food. If you want to preserve heat in grilled fish, freezing it is not reliable.

Let me think about it, does the Countermeasure Bureau have the idea of ​​"regional time stagnation"?

Maybe not?

... Forget it, I'll pinch one myself.

A gift like white roses is more suitable for Xiurong... Or, to be more romantic, buy thousands of flowers and take them home, and arrange them in the shape of a heart.

Seems like a good look?

So decide.

In comparison, the one for Chi is a bit of a headache... It is not easy for a wealthy woman who is so rich to find a good gift for her.

Although Bai Yin knows that when they are so mature with each other, what to give and the value of the gift itself are insignificant, what is important is the process of "selected by him himself"-to this day, he also understands that many times , Compared with substantive things, girls tend to value things like "heart" more.

Speaking of Chi... She has gone too far recently.

Excessiveness certainly doesn’t refer to anything else. In the past, replacing Xiurong and sneaking over, sometimes it was very clever, sometimes it was very clumsy, but no matter what, it’s the attitude here—in her words, “I’m this It’s not about competing with my sister for a husband, it’s at most solving my daily physical needs.”