my monster girlfriends

"Hey hey, aren't you happy and surprised?"

"What's the joy? You didn't write it. Can you write such words with your paw-like handwriting..."

Heh, there was such a period of time... the time in junior high school.

Then, the stationery box, half of the pencils were used, and all the holes in the eraser were poked. Miss Cat looked at these, and she rarely calmed down. Her smile was not the usual carefree, but more peaceful.

Memories are such things, huge and silent, like dying blue whales, many times you think they have sunk in the sound of the tide of time, but suddenly they will soar into the sea at a certain opportunity, using Huge waves set off rainbows.

We spent an afternoon sealing up these fragments of memory and putting them in boxes. I was too lazy to cook, so I went to the street next door to buy some food, and Miao Wuwu stayed to watch the house—when she came back, she stood Under the tree in front of the door, looking at the gate from a distance, poking around, waiting for my return.

A certain familiar feeling came over, like a movie that had been watched once was rolling the film again.

I suddenly laughed.

"Miao Wu Wu." I called.

"I'm here." She leaned over, knelt down and sniffed the bag in my hand, "What did you buy? Is there any fish? Is it the grilled fish from Uncle's barbecue stand? Hurry up, hurry up, this kind of fish You have to eat it while it's hot to feel wow!"

"At night, do you want to sleep together?...The last time before leaving."

"What are you talking about, except that you are occupied by a bad woman, we have been cooped up all the time..." Miao Wuwu raised her eyebrows, and was about to say something—but suddenly fell silent.

blush.

Red to the point of bleeding.

She looked at me like this, and I smiled and looked at him, and the wind rolled the leaves and walked between us.

"......Um."

And so night fell.

After a long time, I was still thinking about a question - why did I say that that day?Why did it suddenly come up?

Are you interested in sex?Impossible, since junior high school, her figure has not changed in any way, if she had this thought, she should have had it long ago.

So, was it pulled by some fragments of the past?

I do not know.

All I know is that about half a month later, I heard Xueli casually chatting: "Miao Wuwu seems to be very happy recently, it seems that she has a lot of fun."

She pouted her lips in doubt, "I asked what happened, and she only said that you changed her a cat teaser that she was very satisfied with... What do you mean?"

"..."

Very good, this month, the purchase amount of cat food has been confirmed.

The future of the final volume: the third chapter is well known, Bai Yin has always commented sharply on war

The wedding with Zhu Xiurong was half a year ago.

When I wrote this, I saw Fang Xi's original manuscript, "I knew that if a person is important enough, then his marriage is no longer a private matter, and it turns out that I was right."

He was right.

In my opinion, the so-called war is essentially a self-blasphemy of human beings. It is the beginning of accidental creation, the indulgence brought by blood, and some pictures that are contrary to the morality of the world. After everything is over, what human beings can get is nothing more than The momentary comfort with almost no effect, and the fact that it actually happened, the lack of background; and when the effect of this comfort ends, the next reincarnation will start.

But no matter what, the pain caused by the war exists and has always existed, and the demon who has always been able to give the people of Yaodu a sense of security different from that of Longchi... is no longer there.

Therefore, they need "peace of mind".

The big banquet in the Dragon Palace is not enough, this is normal, the fire took away too many things, is it because you ate a meal in the palace, and listened to a group of ghosts who know what their positions are and what they are responsible for The big guy talks a bunch of shit and then the sadness doesn't exist?

I know very well, no.

I know better what to do.

The wedding between me and Zhu Xiurong is very important to Yaodu. The method of marriage sounds clumsy and even shameful, but if a system can be used from ancient times to the present, it means that it There must be advantages that cannot be replaced by other methods.

After the death of Yazi, Long Chi put all the credit for governing the demon city in the past few years on me, the "demon master". I explained to her that although I did all these things, many times , These things must also be the credit of the emperor, this is called "politics".

She just said, "That's your human politics."

"Here, what you do is what you do, not anyone else; your credit is your credit, and no one can take it away."

"You claim to be my subject, then I should snatch your name from you, and whoever dares to pretend to claim it, I will cut off his head."

I was very helpless, "That's not the way to calculate... Huang's absolute correctness must be guaranteed. The merit is yours, and the fault is mine. It has always been like this. I don't care. What do you care about?"

Long Chi blinked: "But didn't you teach me, 'Your lords are at fault, and I will take responsibility for it'. This is also a compulsory course for kings?"

"That's what I asked you to accept when I recruited officials in a few years!" I held my forehead, "That's what I said, and of course I have to do the same, but this 'one-strength' means to bear it It is also the pressure of the official class...and in front of the masses, you can't make any mistakes, which is why things like "Guild One's Edict" are so easy to use."

"Forehead……"

From Long Chi's "So that's it, I already understand" expression, I judged one thing - she absolutely didn't understand.

I had to take out my trump card: "Husband and wife are one, do you understand that husband and wife are one? For example, you see, in the past, a certain local official stopped the river disaster, there were tens of millions of people living, and thousands of families were fragrant. Without money, you can eat from the east to the west of the city..."

I paused, "Then let me ask you, if his wife goes shopping with him and eats rice with him, will anyone have any objections?"

Long Chi thought for a while: "Probably not."

"Of course not, this is the unity of husband and wife, this is the universal concept." I said, "This situation is the same for us, you see, I married Xiurong, although there is a thin layer, but It's also a family... um, or a family of monsters? It doesn't matter...Since that's the case, you should bear the credit for what I did. Is there a problem? Anyway, the result is the same."

"It seems...not?" Long Chi pinched his chin thoughtfully.

"But this kind of statement is problematic, right? Because if the brothers cross the wall, it is very important who the specific executor is..."

At night, Zhu Xiurong asked me this.

"The truth is this truth..." I had no choice but to say, "Xiu Rong, you just need to know it, don't tell Chi, I finally persuaded her, you are so little, well, it's all useless..."

Her Royal Highness snickered: "I won't say it, I won't say it."

So you see, all the girls in the world have developed the habit of turning their elbows outward in this way. It has only been a few days since they got married, and the innocent little princess cheating on her sister is already as natural as breathing...

Yes, the wedding, a wedding that was less romantic and more political.

My education to Chi is already after she exposed me... Everyone here in Yaodu knows that the people are simple and honest. If you dare to say that, he really dares to believe it. Long Chi boasted that I was a "monster of all wisdom Master" or something, and then I inexplicably gained a large number of fans...

...What a bad name!Xueli, you definitely suggested it, Xueli!Don't think I don't know that you've been gritting your teeth and playing soul games recently!

Because of this, I had to make a high-profile announcement to marry the princess, to reassure the people, to enter the government affairs office (I was the only one who worked), and then the people had fun, full of confidence, similar in nature to a certain underground idol who suddenly had an agent , the name is Zhuge Liang...

"So this kind of confidence is very unfounded and unreliable." I leaned on Xiurong's leg and complained ruthlessly, "That's how Fan Ju of Qin State boasted about Zhao State's horse clothes, which made the other side A man who had never been on a battlefield was so confident that even the king of Zhao believed him, he replaced Lian Po, and then the horse suit was named Zhao Kuo..."

Zhu Xiurong's eyes were crooked, and she seemed to be stroking my hair happily, "But my husband is not Zhao Kuo, is he?"

——After getting married, she changed her address from "Baige Ge" to "Husband" very well. Seeing the happy expression and the natural address, I have reason to suspect that this girl has practiced in private...

"Heh, who am I?" As a man, and in front of a beautiful girl who loves me, I naturally started talking nonsense, "It's nothing, if I was born at that time, with 40 elite soldiers in my hand, I would be wiped out in minutes he..."

"Yes, yes, my husband must be able to do it." Zhu Xiurong didn't doubt my nonsense at all, but just smiled, "So, you just don't want to marry me?"

"..."

I dare not accept this...

... There is no such thing as not wanting to get married, of course.

"It's just, it's a pity." I said softly, "In this world, after all, there are things that I can't do... If I were to choose my wedding, I would definitely not let anything other than the wedding be mixed with me. Inside, what I show to the bride is, and only myself, not those not-so-clean guests with other purposes.”

This is my regret.

I guess, Fang Xi must have had such regrets, just like the sentence in his manuscript.

"But I don't mind," she said.

"Ok?"

"But I don't mind," she repeated.

"..."

I didn't speak.

Maybe... just don't know what to say.

She didn't speak anymore.

But just like that, looking straight into my eyes.

Shining like a sea of ​​stars.

Then, the lights fell like night.

The future of the final volume: the fourth chapter is well known, but Bai Yin has always been slow-witted

I have said more than once that the existence of demons is mostly paranoid, and among them, the demon emperor is the most... A long time ago, I felt that after stripping off such and such a glorious coat, Long Chi is really a child with a temper, I like what I like, I hate what I hate, what is right is right, and what is wrong is wrong, but she has the power and position of "the king of Chu is so thin, and the palace is starving to death", and she uses her own will to implement it. The power of the road... At this point, no one can call it wrong.

I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

Even I, who know and use the dirtiest and cruelest rules in this world without feeling guilty about them, sometimes feel that... in this world, some special things are needed. More real existences, some dazzling existences that ignore any unspoken rules and only live in the sun.

I am not them, but I appreciate them.

This kind of appreciation, until one day, when Xiurong faltered to me with a red face, her sister asked her, "How about we change the dormitory tonight"...

I had just worked overtime until I was bald, and I had to pay the public rations when I came back. I was in my arms with soft fragrance and gentle jade, and I was stacked with several buffs, and I couldn't even struggle even if I was an immortal.

He said, "Just change it... It's quite normal for girls to switch rooms." After thinking about it, "Although Chi's bed is really too big... Well, it's better than too small."

As for how I knew the size of Long Chi's bed, this is a rather unbearable past...

When Xiurong heard this, her face seemed to turn redder, like a blooming peony, with a luxurious and pitiful beauty.

She tilted her head slightly, her black hair was a little messy, hanging down slightly, and there was a bit of puffiness in her usual soft tone...

Her Royal Highness has puffed cheeks, like a little puffer fish, trying to look scary, but there is not a single thorn... In short, it makes people have the urge to bully and bully.

"Then, does your husband agree?"

"This kind of thing depends on your opinion, of course." I wanted to tease her, "But, I tend to agree... It's not bad to change it once in a while." Do you have an opinion?"

I remember Fang Xi said, "The existence of girls is like kittens. They are very clingy when they are clingy, and they are very cold when they are not interested in you. In addition, the territorial consciousness of cubs It's also very strong, like dolls and your own bed, they are all very important, if you touch them without permission, at least half an hour of coaxing..."

I have reason to suspect that the "half an hour" here is the data obtained through testing.

I have even more reason to suspect that the "coaxing" here is not carried out in a way suitable for underage girls...

...Given that I had already been slapped thirteen times by Fang Xi that month, I didn't dare to say this at the time...I will save it for next month.

He also said: "However, through these, you can also judge some things. For example, if you go to a girl's house and she is willing to let you sit on her bed, it means that you are probably having fun... The bed belongs to her Since she does not object to your entering her private domain, she will often not prevent you from entering her other 'private domains'..."

"...Okay, that's all for now, if you go on, you won't be able to pass the trial."

To sum up, changing the dormitory is a trivial matter. I am a casual person. I have never experienced the matter of finding a tree trunk to sleep for a night when I was doing tasks in the countermeasures bureau. Of course it doesn’t matter...Since Chi Xiurong has no objection to this interest, so that's it...

...But why did Chi suddenly want to sleep in Xiurong's room?

Well, let me think about it, I seem to have heard Xiurong say that when she just left the mirror of Jiyuan, Long Chi purposely squeezed the same one as the one in Yaodu to make her get used to living in Yaodu. The boudoir——and then, the layout of the room seems to be the same as Long Chi lived in when he was the princess of Ming Dynasty.

Oh, remembering the past... that makes sense.

I feel a little melancholy - no matter how powerful a person or a monster is, they will be pierced by things like the past.

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——I am now writing this article, after reviewing my thoughts at that time, I silently crushed the pen in my hand.

I don't like to start counting immortals in my daily life, because it is too boring. For me, "accidents", whether it is good or bad, are one of the joys of life, otherwise, I'm the kind of man who can get a courier from my wife and speculate that the other party's clothes may be more interesting when it's cloudy and rainy at night...

This is boring.

If such an accident that even I didn't expect, and I was surprised... I will be happy for a long time, right?

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... Happy you uncle.

"Chi, listen to me, this is an accident, it happened by coincidence and there is no reproducibility."

"Ah."

"I always think that you are a very powerful emperor. You can make your subjects trust you unreservedly. This is your special charm. In comparison, the charm of the Chief Countermeasures that can only be achieved by King Ren is worth mentioning." Neither are worthy."

"Ah."

"That's why I think our relationship is very good as it is now. The king is heroic, his ministers are diligent, and if the king and his ministers know each other well, they will succeed forever."

"Ah."