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Don't look at Fang Xi's urgency, but what Bai Yin needs to do is nothing more than going through the process.

The whole process is not troublesome, just hand over a task list, stamp it, leave a set of backups and paper documents, and you're done.

There are also missions that have a time limit. For example, a super criminal came out of a certain place and robbed a certain girl who possessed some kind of potential ability, and it was limited to a few hours to complete.

After all, this is reality, and it’s not The Witcher III. It doesn’t mean that you told the fisherman to save his wife and daughter after receiving the quest, and he would roll up his sleeves and say, “Okay, when I was young, I was in the village. The strongest poker player"...

This has to be put into reality, the robbers moved quickly, they would have already changed places and ran away; if the robbers were of Bai Yin's type, the brainwashing is probably over...

Therefore, this kind of task requires an additional document to be signed, which is similar in nature to a military order. Once signed, if it fails, it will be punished, and it will be quite serious.

For example, for Baiyin's mission, the limit written in the document is five years. If it can't be solved within five years, the latter will have time retrospective at an affordable price... Although the document says "Because this mission is more difficult Big, so there is no punishment for mission failure", but... you can’t punish on the surface, but you don’t say that you can’t do it in private. The teacher beats the student, or the student who made a mistake. In ancient times, no one cares if you go to the emperor...

After all, this is a strategy game, not an entertainment industry. If you can't do it, you can go in, even if you make a big mistake, it's like playing fans, getting addicted, after you go in, you can even get someone to wash the floor when you come out...

The game is different, the ability person is not an idol trainee, weak is weak, strong is strong, powerful is powerful, food is food, human life is a matter of fate, if you can't do it, don't do it, if you do, you have to do it, you can allow failure, but The consequences of failure must be borne by yourself...Only in this regard, the countermeasures have never compromised, never compromised.

Of course, the rule of law is not the rule of man. It has a hard side, and of course it also has a warm side. When you encounter someone you can't beat, you can shake people. If you can't beat people, shake more people and let the other party witness. What is official? Strength... Xia Guo doesn't necessarily have many others, but there are many people.

Armed with sharp weapons, but not following chivalry, just committing crimes and harming the people, it is also a modern human rights, which emphasizes only punishing the head of the villain, so that the death penalty will be eliminated. It should be released hundreds of years ago, like this, the director personally held the sword, Killing your household registration book, you have to find a professional before you die, and you will be cut in the street with a knife, so you can't guarantee that you won't be angry until the last knife.

——Perhaps, this is also the reason why there are no such plots of mutants in this land. From Yuguisi, to Jinyiwei, to the countermeasures bureau, there are many vests, but the responsibilities never change, just like the same place where the bones are buried , Mass burials are oppressive, but the martyrs' cemetery can sleep peacefully. It is also a weapon, which will make people afraid if it is handed over to criminals, but it will make people feel at ease if it is handed over to soldiers.

It is a rule, a tradition, a culture, and a human heart.

Bai Yin has always been a selfish person, but he seems to suddenly understand what Fang Xi said to him on New Year's Day. The so-called culture is not a totem of nothingness, but a real person, like reciting a long song, like It is Fang Xi, like a colleague who signed the document without hesitation after learning the price of failure, like many people who only exist in the story, like a continuous, raging fire.

He thought, just thought, maybe he was really changed, not the change of his humanity by the girls, but the change of his thinking by the strategy bureau. He always felt that he stayed in the strategy bureau because there were more resources here. And there are people he knows, if he is asked to die, he will not do it even if he is killed. At best, he is not selfish, if he wants to be selfless, he should go to sleep.

But when he took over the task of Yaodu, when he calmly ignored the price of failure, Bai Yin suddenly discovered that he was not that selfish. At least when he signed, his thoughts were indeed "solve it early!" Ruhu, it will save him from creating more tragedies and involving more innocent people.”

That's interesting... When did he actually start caring about innocent people he's never met before?

Teachers, so preach, receive karma, and solve doubts.

Is that what it meant?Preaching is the most important thing, but it is the most silent thing.

"Aren't you leaving after signing?" Fang Xi put away the documents casually, "What are you doing in a daze."

"It's okay." Bai Yin smiled, "I just suddenly felt that you are very powerful, teacher."

Fang Xi silently put down the teacup in his hand.

Serious look.

"You...did you poison my cup?"

"Ah, no."

"So when were the large explosives planted?"

"……also not."

"So you are going to cooperate with Yuyan to forge a paternity test and send it to my family?"

"This... has a similar idea, but it hasn't been realized yet."

After three consecutive questions, Fang Xi's expression did not relax at all, but became more serious...

"What the hell do you want to do?"

Bai Yin: "..."

What is my image in your eyes!To say a good word is to hide a knife in a smile, right? !

Bai Yin rolled her eyes, turned around and left...

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Anyway, it's time to go.

Come on, Yaodu Shanhai.

The target... to be killed like a fox, to be ashes!

Master of the Demon Capital: NO.18 About the possibility that Bai Yin is Huangmao...

The demon capital Shanhai·Guanjie.

Xu Shi has been educated by the eldest princess as an emperor since he was a child. Our Highness Long Chi, when he ruled the demon capital, intentionally or unintentionally turned this city into the scenery of the capital of the Ming Dynasty in his memory.

Please note that the "scenery" here does not refer to mountains and rivers, but actually refers to the system.

Let’s take one example as an example... In the Ming Dynasty, there was such a well-known department with mixed reputations, named "Jinyiwei". I think you have heard of this organization more or less, right? Not to mention, we all know there is anyway.

And at this moment, the "Dragon Emperor Guard" in "Guan Jie" is the department established by Sister Chi according to the system of Jin Yiwei.

The responsibilities of Jinyiwei mainly include three points, namely, guarding on duty, investigating and arresting, and rewarding and punishing imprisonment.

And it may be due to the fact that there are few villains in the Demon City. Here, in addition to the above-mentioned things, the Dragon God Guard has to take on the job of "security army"...

From this small department, one can see that our Lord Demon Emperor is really not good at politics.

Just think about it, just this one department, it is not only the armed police, but also the civilian police, or the court, and even part-time war...

The power of Jinyiwei itself is strong enough. The so-called absolute power leads to absolute corruption. For example, in the time of Long Chi, there was a Jinyiwei named Ji Gang. After he held such great power, he wore a dragon robe and a crown. is second.

The most amazing thing is that when choosing a concubine for the emperor, he even had to pick a few good-looking ones first, send them home to try something new, maybe wait until he gets tired of it, and then secretly put it in the next concubine selection... It's entirely possible.

If there are more military powers, they can't afford a soldier and plot a rebellion, and they will be sorry for the trust of the higher authorities.

By the way, this person was indeed planning to rebel, and then he was stabbed...

This is the creation of absolute power.

Fortunately... Long Yi, the leader of the "Dragon God Guard", is a very trustworthy monster.

Long Yi's body is a boa constrictor, which was given blood by Long Chi, coupled with his own fighting spirit, and turned into a dragon.In the name Longyi, "Dragon" is the surname given to him by Long Chi, and "Y" is the second of Jia, B, B, C, and Ding. The reason why it is called Long Yi is that neither Long Jia, Long Bing nor Long Ding have survived Long Chi. and then burned himself to death... After all, not everyone is called Rin, but there is also a sweetheart who is not only very capable but also very capable.

Why do you say he is trustworthy?First of all, he's loyal...very, very, very, very, very loyal.

Yes, his loyalty even deserves three "very" here.

Secondly, he's not very...sorry, but he's quite rational.

Take what happened earlier as an example.

A few months ago, Bai Yin secretly took Zhu Xiurong out of the Dragon Palace. Of course, he didn't do anything, just walked around Yelin hand in hand.

Of course, Long Chi is also very satisfied with Bai Yin being so upbeat... Don't talk about opening her eyes and closing her eyes, she can close her eyes completely, and naturally she won't stop her. She just silently uses the concept of "refraction" of clouds, Rubbing a cloud mirror to steal... well, I care about the situation of my relatives.

In short, that night, everyone or the demon was very satisfied, the only problem was... When Bai Yin took the princess down the forest, he bumped into Long Yi who was peeing at night.

Well, after all, it is the city of demons, the style of painting is relatively open, and there are people who discuss and reproduce in the street. Long Yi, who wants to piss and finds a small forest, can already be regarded as a model for establishing a new style... Others Not to mention, modern humans still secretly urinate in swimming pools.

Not to mention that this is an acquaintance... Oh no, familiar demon.

Well, Bai Yin knew Long Yi, and was recommended by Long Chi. At that time, the reason the Lord Demon Emperor used was "When you get married, I will hand over all the demons to you. Anyway, they are here now, so let's get to know me by the way." subordinate"……

...Bai Yin didn't dare to speak at that time.

Although Long Yi's memory is definitely not as good as Bai Yin's, he still remembers such a "human being who may become a demon emperor in the future" quite clearly... So, he was not embarrassed at the time, facing Bai Yin sideways, full of confidence After urinating, he pulled up his pants, and prepared to give Bai Yin a pure man-style meeting gift from the Yaozu - it is said that it was passed down from the Xiongzu, and it is quite popular.

——Then, Long Yi saw Zhu Xiurong who had never dared to speak.

At that time, the Dragon Emperor Wei's expression seemed to be facing "Mom is back but the land hasn't been dragged", "My daughter has a new boyfriend and she just called and didn't come home", "After shitting, suddenly Thinking of the cooking in the pot" and many other cardiac arrest events.

At that time, Bai Yin didn't know what was going on... Called a few times, but didn't answer, just thought Long Yi was embarrassed, and dragged Zhu Xiurong away.

Long Chi naturally saw this scene, but she didn't care... Can co-authoring prevent people from peeing?

Then, when Bai Yin sent Her Royal Highness home, he saw this man kneeling in front of the dragon palace with his upper body naked, holding a knife.

At that time, Bai Yin was startled...

Lian Po is guilty of pleading guilty, which means that it is fine to let people smoke a few rattan canes. Everyone is a decent person. I admit it so much, so you can hold your hands high and pretend that the previous thing didn’t happen—but you just mentioned it Come here with a big knife, I feel sorry for your sincerity if I don't chop you up...

Not to mention Bai Yin, Long Chi was also confused at the time: "... What are you doing?"

"Confession!" The sonorous and forceful words.

Long Chi asked again: "Where did you go wrong?"

This is not a question, she is really confused...

After asking a few words, I got the answer - Zhu Xiurong was not guarded, and she was taken out of the Dragon Palace by the madmen.

The word "lunatic" circled around in the sky, and then... nailed to the only human male present.

Bai Yin: "..."

No, what do you mean?If I take my girlfriend out for shopping, am I a fanatic?Then I have to bring my ID card along the way, and take her to some places that can only be visited with an ID card. Is it enough to commit suicide to thank God?

By the way, you are her father, do you care so much?Even if you really want to talk about the experience of being her father... I am the one with the most experience present!

...Hiss, this topic is a bit dangerous, skip it.

Of course, Long Chi also explained that this man is not an outsider. Although he is a little bit bad, acts a bit crazy, speaks a bit harsh, and kills a bit more monsters, but he is actually trustworthy.

Bai Yin: "..."

However, Long Yi is very serious, saying that I know these things, but no matter whether the person who took Her Royal Highness away is good or bad, whether it is an enemy or a friend, whether it is a human or a dog, it is his fault for not watching the princess, and today he is an acquaintance , Tomorrow might be a super bastard with ulterior motives, the devil in disguise.

Bai Yin: "..."

Long Chi was silent for half a second, expressing that I personally feel that what he said to you is not too different, the main difference is that your words are more restrained...

Bai Yin: "..."

...In short, Long Yi is such a loyal and stupid character. Apart from his public office, he has a pretty good relationship with Bai Yin—mainly because a smart person likes this kind of person with a bad brain, right?

Let's not talk about the role Long Yi will play in the future. In short... because of the relationship above, the demon sent here today is the Dragon Emperor Guard.

What are you doing here?

Welcome.

Meet a human.

One... who is destined to make the demons look like a little girl with a sensitive physique and then falls into the hands of the evil Huangmao. Although she loses her dignity, she can enjoy the great happiness in the world every day, and is even later caught by the responsible Huangmao. Mao is married, has a few children, raises children at home every day, and has no worries about food and clothing, so that you can't say whether this is a good thing or a bad thing, but it must be a big thing anyway...human beings.

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①The next chapter will be later~

Master of the Demon City: NO.19 Characteristic Culture of Demons.jpg

Just like what Fang Xi said, Long Chi gave Bai Yin a lot of face. Not only did he immediately approve the mission document from the Countermeasures Bureau, but he also specifically inquired about the time when Bai Yin came over, and even sent his trusted Dragon Emperor Guard to greet him.

In fact, according to the rules of the Ming Dynasty, it is only the most basic etiquette to send someone to greet important guests like Bai Yin. In addition to these, you have to be accompanied by a luxury car (a BMW with no variegated hair) and a beautiful woman (this probably needs no explanation. ), picked up by a special person, along the main road from the city gate to the palace.

And the whole process can't be rushed, no matter how fast the horse can run, it must move slowly at a speed that can compete with the tortoise in a life-and-death race. half a day...

Otherwise, what do you think a beautiful woman does?

In addition to these, when you arrive at the place, you have to prepare a feast immediately. The level of the banquet can reflect the fancy you have for the guests. During the whole process, there are many rules, such as the number of seats, food, music and dance, in short, each has its own rules. ...

Why didn't Long Chi use it?

Nothing else, mainly because she is lazy...

Well, for the sake of Lord Demon Emperor's wise image, let's cunningly...justify.

As mentioned earlier, although Yaodu is managed by Long Chi, it is still "okay"... It is not lacking in material, but... in terms of painting style, it is still a bit unsightly.

If you think about it, just the transformed monsters proliferate in the street, and it might be difficult for you to reproduce and reproduce, so you specially change back to the original scene... Is it suitable for people to visit?

If this becomes a prototype, then forget it, and it is not that there is no relationship between monkeys and deer in nature.

The problem is that demons and demons cannot be generalized, so it is often the case that one becomes a prototype and the other is still a human image...

... Regardless of whether the transformed male is female or not, that scene is obviously not easy to pass the trial.

Although the rectification is about the same now, and a lot of latrines have been set up, but this is just like people peeing in the swimming pool, it is difficult to ban... In addition, monsters are monsters. Not a monster anymore.

Therefore, we can tentatively call it the characteristic of the civilization of the demon city...