my monster girlfriends

In addition, in order to be fully present, I can only take three days off every month at most, but it was used up at the beginning of the month... (Wang Tian)

...Forget it, let's not talk about such sad topics, let's get to the point...

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"Good food." ——This is me who was surrounded by Miss Guanyu wearing the old man's ring last night.

Nobody likes being watched like this, so she handed me the controller.

"You you on the line."

At that time, I didn't know if it was a brain twitch. Of course, it might be because the weather became very warm, so she had changed into a summer dress and thin pajamas. When she got close, it was as beautiful as morning dew and smelled very good. fragrance.

So, my question at the time was this: "If I can do it, can I get it?"

Miss Yu understands in seconds...

A girl with a boyfriend is of course not that shy, so although she blushed a little, she also said, "Okay, as long as you can beat it."

So I took the handle with confidence.

...so I didn't play.

Well, I'm better at developing games, I really don't have much talent for this type...

So I was ridiculed "You are also a good food".

So I was angry... and proved that I can also be an idol trainee-no, I can also be there.

It's probably an everyday night like this...

Master of the Demon City: NO.16 Something Big Has Happened

When Bai Yin came home, Miao Wuwu was leaning on the chair and doing a difficult movement that would make gymnasts cry. The yoga master would cry when he saw it...

In fact, this is mainly a matter of physiological structure. At that time, the leader of Zhang Jiuyang used the bone shrinking skill to force himself to go through the cave. Zhu Jiuling, who was stuck in the cave for ten years, was so angry that he could not pass a single swear word... Miao Wu Wu is different, she can get in through a finger-wide window and dance on the Baiyin bed without practicing the Nine Suns Divine Art.

When she heard Bai Yin approaching, her first words were: "Master, do you know what I look like now?"

Bai Yin gave a pertinent evaluation: "A caterpillar that has tied itself in a knot."

"No, I'm like the cat in the owner's house who has a cat at home but insists on going to the cat cafe." Miao Wuwu said, "What's even more annoying is the high-end cat food in the cat cafe that the cats are tired of eating. , I haven’t eaten it once.”

When Miss Cat said this, her eyes were red and she was about to cry. She looked like a yellow-faced woman who was waiting for a man to come home and found that he smelled of other vixen's perfume... Wait, referring to her race, the above sentence seems to be this means……

Bai Yinxu raised his eyes: "Then I still have some high-end cat food left over from shopping in cat cafes, do you want to eat it?"

So Xuanran's desire to cry turned into impatientness in an instant: "Okay, okay, then shall we enter the house now?"

"..."

Three seconds later, Miao Wuwu looked at the bag of high-grade cat food in her palm and fell into deep thought...

Not to mention, this is real high-end cat food, and it is a treasure specially made by Daojun with reference to the taste of feline monsters. At present, the communication between monsters is a foregone conclusion. As the queen scientist of the countermeasure bureau, he will naturally take the initiative to help the bureau do something thing……

Now this cat food is still a trial product, the cost has not been suppressed, and it can’t be bought with money, and even has to be exchanged with rewards. The introduction on the countermeasures bureau is "Conquer the mouth and open the legs"... Damn it is an advertisement Why is it so familiar to read out the nasty meaning of the son's style.

In short, with reference to its price, to be honest, if it wasn't for the fear of any adverse reactions, Bai Yin would like to taste it...

Miao Wuwu threw the cat food on the ground, "I'm talking about this cat food! Do you want me to point out that you have other fairies' hair?"

"Don't make trouble, Xueli never loses her hair, but you make a bed of hair every season..."

"It really is her, I knew it!" Miao Wuwu's expression now seemed to want to scratch someone, "...In short, I want to make up for it!"

Bai Yin asked back: "Otherwise, why do you think I brought cat food back?"

This sentence was so straightforward that Miao Wuwu didn't react...

She paused for a moment, then became furious, "Is this the compensation I want?... By the way, are you sure this is high-end cat food? I haven't even seen the brand!"

Well, what she said is not nonsense. As a domestic cat, she is as fond of cat food as a 30-year-old woman is to cosmetics. Although due to financial problems, she rarely tastes the cat food she knows, but This is the same as a man searching for a luxury car on the Internet, can't afford it, can't afford it...

In addition, she is not like Bai Yin thinks, she can only rely on "clouds". Bai Mama buys her cat food more diligently than Bai Yin's living expenses...

In short, Miao Wuwu has never heard of it. It is really unlikely that it is a good product. It must be some defective products that cannot even respond to the body... Wait, this kind of statement seems a bit dangerous.

In addition, everyone knows Xia Guo's official style... Packaging?What is packaging?Giving you a plastic bag to seal it for you is already the best of humanity, but you still want me to make you a nice package?

Love to buy, buy, don’t buy and roll.jpg

Maybe this is why, the oatmeal of the Academy of Agricultural Sciences is clearly nutritious, high-quality and cheap, and the quantity is large and full. One bag is worth two bags of merchants, and the price of two bags is higher than one bag of merchants, but few people will buy it...

The above kind, although the packaging is poor, but people will at least write a few words on it, so that people can recognize it - Daojun's cat food is different, anyway, not many people can afford this kind of thing, and those who need it There must be fewer people, and only one or two weirdos will notice this kind of item in the whole strategy game. If so, why use big characters?Wrap it up...

In short, for one reason or another, good cat food is like a bag of chemical fertilizer...

Fortunately, the cat food is a large brown granule, not a white fine powder. Otherwise, with the anti-virus awareness of the Xia people, Bai Yin would have to report this bag to the enthusiastic people on the way home. The headline of the daily newspaper was "XX handsome boy went shopping with contraband in a blatant manner", and then a hundred copies were collected by an unscrupulous bureau chief, making him laugh for the first half of the year.

Wait a minute, the director seems to be a little bit hard to protect himself recently, the main reason is that he is over 100 years old and brought over a girl who is less than 20 years old... Well, Fang Yuyan seems to be a very good partner, or I will partner with her later Forge a paternity test and pick a time to send the teacher to her mother's house anonymously. She is responsible for recording the scene where the teacher was besieged...

Although Bai Yin's mind was wandering, he didn't forget to explain to Miao Wuwu: "You will know after a taste."

"Ha, ha." Miao Wuwu smirked, and tore open the package casually, "What kind of good products can there be in this kind of packaged cat food..." He picked up a piece and stuffed it into his mouth, "Even if it is really good Damn, don't even try to mess around..."

The voice gradually became smaller.

I, Miao Wuwu, have been mixed up in the human world since I was a child. What kind of high-end cat food have I never seen?

Well, I have never seen this cat food.jpg

After taking care of Miss Cat easily, Bai Yin stretched her waist and went straight back to her room—don't worry about the small size of the room, she hasn't come back for a long time, and she really misses it.

As soon as he sat down here, the phone vibrated in his trouser pocket, he took it out to check, and noted the dog thief.

Pick up the phone and be concise.

"Say."

"I guess you must have had a good few days." Fang Xi's voice was full of smiles.

"What a coincidence." Bai Yin replied politely, "I guess you must have had a bad day these few days."

As soon as these words came out, Fang Xi immediately didn't want to continue.

Nonsense, the office was blown up, how is he doing well...

On the phone, a dispirited voice came.

"Let's get ready, the process has already been completed, and the other side is very happy after learning that you are the envoy to the demon capital... we will leave tomorrow." Wei Dun said, "Also, your servant will go with you."

"Huh?" Bai Yin seemed to want to say something, "I..."

"It's his own request."

"……it is good."

The phone hangs up.

...Changge wants to go together?

Is there any reason...

While Bai Yin was thinking, he only felt... a soft, warm touch suddenly came from behind him.

Looking back, it was Miao Wuwu who posted it.

It stands to reason that this is a very normal thing, don't worry about it.

But at this moment... the state of this Miss Cat is a little bit wrong.

How wrong?The demeanor is described, it is not easy to pass the trial.

At this moment, a large amount of information flowed through Bai Yin's mind.

Daojun said that it is a trial version, that is to say, this product is not yet mature...

If I want to make a kind of food that is popular with feline monsters from scratch, what should I do... I should start with plants that exist in nature and are popular with cats...

Cat-Popular Plants...First Impressions of the Worldwide...

...... Mutian Polygonum.

Also known as catnip.

Bai Yin turned his gaze slightly, only to see... a bag of cat food that was full just now but empty now.

There is no need to reason about where the things inside are.

From the above, it is concluded that

Hiss—something happened.

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①Well, no picture, no truth, this is the oatmeal from the Academy of Agricultural Sciences...

Picture: ""Artificial Feed", location: "Images/1649219986-100264639-108595122.jpg"

Master of the Demon Capital: NO.17 Come on, Demon Capital Mountain and Sea!

Although Bai Yin has just been to the countermeasure bureau, but now, as soon as the leader gets off the phone, he has to face today's nearly [-]-degree sun, where he can fry half-boiled eggs in a black limousine, and then go for a trip.

Who is Bai Yin?Can he be wronged?

Not only does he know grappling, but he even knows how to open Yin hands in 28 households.

So when he heard the above sentence, he yelled at Fang Xi on the spot: "In such a hurry, are you going to be buried and want me to help you with the coffin?"

Fang Xi asked: "You still know this?"

"I can learn."

It is very important for a man to be able to speak, and it is even more important to reply with a high EQ. Although three sentences cannot determine whether a rich woman will spend 18 yuan for you, at least it will not let you be cheated of 18 yuan...

Like this-

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"Are you going to cheat?"

"I can learn."

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Here, Director Fang's complaints are still extremely sharp: "You may not die later than me."

"Then you insist that I go now?" Bai Yin said, "Then you, the leader, just sit in the air-conditioned office and have an office romance with my teacher's wife?"

"You say that I'm a leader, so I can sit in an air-conditioned office, enjoy the air, drink tea, flirt, play games, read idle books, and even carry a newspaper and take a shit with pay." Fang Xi said, " And you, the executive, no matter there are earthquakes, meteorites, tsunami, wind, rain or hail, you must arrive at my place within 10 minutes after I make a phone call... This is how this world is, everything is normal."

"Oh." Bai Yin sighed, "In a few years, I must beat you up, as hard as I want,"

Fang Xi said calmly: "You won't be able to reach the place within 10 minutes, so I'll go over and beat you up now, as hard as you want."

Bai Yin is a man of his word. If one day he can beat Fang Xi, he will definitely beat a certain bureau chief to double the number of bones.

At the same time, he also knew that Fang Xi was also a man of his word, and if he couldn't make it to the place within 10 minutes, he wouldn't even think about getting out of bed for the next week...

Even Xueli can't keep Bai Yin from getting out of bed for a week, but Fang Xi can do this. In a sense, he is the real heroine of this book.

Oh, what else to say, let's go...

This day, it's really motherly and warm.

Then, the camera turned and came to the strategy bureau... What, you asked me what happened after Miss Cat ate the high-end cat food with catnip?Why did you skip it all of a sudden?Can't stop there?

Oh, the ending of this matter is that Miss Meow was engraved by Bai Yin with a few ways to soothe the gods, and now she is sleeping soundly on the sofa, it's over.

Okay, camera again... ok ok, please put down your middle fingers, here's the thing.

Back then, when I was appreciating Miss Kaguya's work, I saw that "the heroine's thinking is blurred due to illness, and the actor was dragged to the bed by the stupid and cute former when he went to visit the doctor, and the maid lady repeatedly hinted a few minutes ago" No matter what happens in the house, no one will come', by the way, the heroine is only wearing pajamas at this time, and the bgm has suddenly become warm and a bit ambiguous." paragraph.

And just as I was full of anticipation for what might happen next... The painting style changed, and a picture of "the male protagonist slept late at night due to lack of sleep" appeared on the screen.

The music stopped.

The ambiguity is gone.

My heart stopped beating.

At that time, I thought, I must not be the only one who can experience this feeling. One day, I will take the initiative.