my monster girlfriends

... I finally know why this information has to be sealed top secret.

Although I don't know who your junior brother is, he did the right thing, really.

——This is also why, until now, the extraordinary world has not had such an authoritative award like the Nobel...

On the other hand, one day, when Lord Dao passed away, there might be something like a "Science Award for Lord Dao" in the extraordinary world.

...But considering the ability of the "Taishang Laojun", Bai Yin felt that even if he himself died of old age, the other party might not necessarily die... Maybe he is still in good spirits, so he can ride a cow for a stroll Take a circle, pick a monkey and throw it into the stove, and burn it like firewood for a month and a half, and you will get a pair of golden eyes.

......

Akihabara, it is said that there are thousands of electrical stores here, with the trendiest games, the most prestigious fandom, and the most kawaii maid girls, they are dressed in black and white maid outfits, some in white silk and black There are silky sexy thighs exposed, the scent of rose shampoo is close to you, and when you order, you bend down respectfully and call out "Gou Xiujin Sama" in a sweet and greasy voice. "...

... After all, the price of the maid cafe is several times higher than that of a normal restaurant, even if it is based on the high hourly salary, the owner is willing to scream.

But today...whether it's white silk or black silk, or a girl in a maid outfit with her thighs exposed and handing out leaflets on the street, all of them are overshadowed by the entry of a luxury car.

Ordinary luxury cars of course cannot attract the attention of the otakus. After all, everyone is determined to drive a Gundam. No matter how bad it is, it is an individual weapon like "Infinite Stratos" that shreds missiles. Attract some cheap looks.

...but this car is the Batmobile!

The dark curves!This long and narrow body!This rear wing stretches like a black wing!

Let me go, which young master is here to have fun with us and the common people? ...And this young master really knows how to play!

——This is also the reason why Bai Yin resisted bringing the car in.

In his perception, Sakurajima is a country that likes to make a lot of fuss. Maybe tomorrow morning, he will see a photo of this Batmobile in a tabloid, with an exaggerated and secondary title on it, like "The man with the bat appears!" This kind of...

"In the final analysis, as long as the crowd gathers, various problems will easily arise... We didn't keep any secrets when we came to Sakurajima, and we don't know who the opponent is until now. Going to a place like Akihabara is very risky , if you drive this kind of car in again, the crowd of onlookers will almost definitely expand.”

Bai Yin calmly analyzed, "Not to mention assassination and other methods, even if the opponent gives up the advantages of light and darkness and chooses to take the initiative to attack, with such a huge flow of people in Akihabara, it is difficult for the crowd to disperse... My The moral bottom line is very flexible, but if you really hurt so many civilians, it will be difficult to explain to the gods at that time, deportation is already the best ending, and it is normal to die."

Miao Wuwu persuaded him like this:

"But master, I want to ride in the Batmobile."

"Then it's decided. Get ready. I'll call Yuan Zhuzui and leave in about three hours."

...probably so.

As a standard anime otaku that must be followed by new episodes, Miao Wuwu has been looking forward to the trip to Akihabara for a long time... She even asked Bai Yin to take Japanese lessons for her.

What a busy person Bai Yin is, on weekdays he either fights wits with vicious super criminals, or transforms himself into a vicious super criminal to fight Xue Sheng. The professional class is over, which shows the importance of cats in his heart...

That's why she failed the exam!

And such a Miao Wu Wu managed to barely master Japanese in just three weeks...

Sure enough, Meow's potential is infinite.

While everyone's eyes were on the batmobile, the Batmobile came to a slow stop. The door opened, like a bat fluttering its wings. In front of everyone's eyes, a... a peerless handsome man stepped out of the car!

He is really a peerless handsome guy. He is slender, with a face like a crown of jade, with sword eyebrows and star eyes. If he is dressed in white clothes, he thinks he is a fairy character like a handsome boy in comics... But he didn't make that appearance, but wore Putting on a murderous windbreaker, with a golden chain wrapped around his wrists, Immortal Pianpian turned into a cold killer again, as if a knife was on his forehead.

Generally speaking, if this kind of handsome man appears here, he will definitely be disgusted by the same sex...but he showed up in a Batmobile!

No man can say no to the Batmobile!

Compared with him, the meow girl in the maid costume next to her is not enough... Although she looks pretty and cute, there are cute and cute girls everywhere, and some of them are bigger than you ...

It can only be said that makeup is a terrible thing, so terrible that people can't tell the difference between men and women.

Although it is not clear whether the one next to him is a man or a woman, the big brother who drives the Batmobile in front of him is definitely a pure man!No woman can create such masculinity!

"Well, can we take a group photo?" A young man approached with a camera.

"Of course." Bai Yin smiled - smiling is the cheapest way to win the favor of others, of course Commissioner Tangtang Bai knows.

Seeing that this handsome guy is so approachable, the people around him gradually became bolder.

"Brother, is this golden chain fist a fake? It looks so handsome!"

"No, it's genuine." Bai Yin blinked, "Of course, it's not pure gold."

A Zhai seemed to understand something, and smiled knowingly.

Well, the golden color is just [Gilgamesh's Fist], which is essentially some kind of metal engraved with secret words and is extremely malleable.

It is indeed not gold, how can gold have such lethal power...

"Brother, the windbreaker is really handsome! It seems to be very practical? Where did you buy it?"

"Sorry, small private workshop, limited production..."

Nonsense, of course, has practicality, the countermeasure bureau standard windbreaker, the small props in one of my sleeve pockets are enough to kill you more than 20 times...

Of course, there are also those who seem to come to find fault...

"That, that." The girl with twin ponytails came over holding her face, "Are you Nagumo Hajime?"

Bai Yin was stunned for about half a second.

"……Who is that?"

This sentence is in Chinese.

"The male protagonist of "Ordinary Rating Makes the Most Played" is characterized by blindfolds, white hair, black windbreaker, indifference and ruthlessness, and a killer of young girls..." the cat lady rubbed his shoulder and whispered.

"Very good, now I know how you, Miao Wuwu, failed all your subjects..."

After complaining, Bai Yin responded politely: "No."

"Then you must be Li Shunsheng!" the girl said excitedly.

The host turned his head silently: "Who is this?"

"The male protagonist of "The Contractor of Darkness" is characterized by black hair, windbreaker, dead fish eyes, coldness, sister-in-law, and is liked by loli." Miao Wuwu continued to whisper.

Hearing this, Bai Yin was silent for about two seconds.

He looked at the girl with twin ponytails, and asked seriously:

"Excuse me, do I really have a pedophile face?"

"Eh? Well, no, no."

The girl waved her hand.

Pointing to Bai Yin, then pointing to Miao Wuwu.

"But you're very close, aren't you?"

The cat girl who is less than 1.6 meters tall: "..."

Three seconds later, Miao Wuwu flung his hands and feet in Bai Yin's arms.

"Master, don't stop me meow! I want to scratch her face! At least let her know that words can't be said nonsense, meow!"

"Forget it, never mind..."

Compared with Xia Guo people, Sakurajima's social environment is actually a little colder. The so-called "don't want to cause trouble for others", in other words, "don't want to be involved in other people's troubles". , it will be much more difficult.

Of course, these problems will not appear here... After all, it is well known that Azhaita is a large and gentle harmless creature. On this street, people seem enthusiastic.

Bai Yin didn't plan to just drive the Batmobile around, but parked it where it was, and let people take pictures.

Of course, parking is not allowed there, but it is a matter of circumstance. For example, in this case, it is not called a "vehicle" but an "exhibition equipment"... No one would refuse a Batmobile parked on the side of the road.

Bai Yin doesn't know much about the local rules, but it's not a big problem, it's just being dragged away, isn't there Yuan Zhuzui...

"So, where to go next?"

Bai Yin raised his head, looked at the blazing sun, and chuckled, "You have the final say today."

"Really?"

"of course it's true."

"Then let's go buy comics first!"

"it is good."

"Going to the maid cafe at noon!"

"can."

"Go to the hotel with the pink sign after dinner!"

"……no."

"Eh—talking doesn't count—"

"It's not a matter of saying what you don't count!"

Such words, accompanied by the breeze, drifted among the bustling crowd.

It Was You, It Was You: NO.23 One Scene·The Sound of Heartbeat in the Rain

Let's freeze time, take out an old DVD, and turn all the scenes into solidified film.

In the morning, it was raining, but it was not heavy, and it didn't even cover the sun.

"Go, go, find a place to hide from the rain!" Miao Wuwu grabbed Bai Yin's sleeve, like a cat dragging him away with its trouser leg in its mouth.

"It's not raining too much, is it? It's okay to be drenched." Bai Yin raised his head, "It's cool when it rains."

The colorful raindrops, to a certain extent, extinguished the heat of midsummer. The water threads were crushed on the ground, and then quickly dissipated into misty steam, returning to the sky.

"The summer rain can turn into a downpour at any moment, right?"

"It's not too late to hide then."

"Master, if you want to get caught in the rain, of course it is my duty to accompany you." Miao Wuwu said quietly, "But my clothes are very fragile and expensive..."

Bai Yin was silent for a while: "This is considered a loss of mission, will the Yuan family be reimbursed by then?"

"What are you thinking, how can someone reimburse you for a cosplay suit... You can't say that this suit is ruined by fighting against evil forces, right? Do you think I'm a magical girl and will explode?"

"Even a magical girl will only explode clothes in works that cannot be sold publicly... What are you talking about? Run, run!"

The thick skirt is obviously not suitable for running, even a dexterous cat demon can't do it, but in the next moment, the cat's vision suddenly reversed, as if the world fell in front of her, and even fell head dizzy.

Of course there is no wrestling in the world, and neither do cats. Her eyesight will be deflected because she was hugged by Bai Yinheng, and the black and white skirt was swollen by the air, and then flattened, like a slowly falling cherry blossom .

"Hey, hey——" Miao Wuwu said "hey" once or twice, holding his forehead with one hand, "Although I am very happy that you took the initiative, master, but now we are on the street after all, why don't we book a place first?" The room... woo meow!!!"

In the touch, the fiery big hand first stuck to the back of her chest, slowly moved up along the spine, passed the neck bone, and finally stopped at the root of the flaxen hair.

Pinch hard!

Bai Zixu didn't want to fight with you, and grabbed the nape of your fate...

As expected, the drops became bigger, the cloud covered the sky, and the bean-sized raindrops fell, and the people on the street started to flee in all directions. The lady dressed as a maid took off her high heels and held them in her hands. The man who just bought a manga They were reluctant to put the precious comic books on their heads, so they simply ran with the books.

Even the "Itasha" on the red carpet lit up the headlights - the so-called Itasha, is the favorite anime character spray-painted on the car as a decoration, so named because it looks like a human tattoo - can do this, Either it is a game or animation promotional company, the paint on the car may be more valuable than the car itself; or it is a die-hard fan of a certain animation character, even if you think you are soaked in water, you don’t want to let your wife or husband feel wronged... …

The sudden heavy rain did not cause any panic. After all, the tenacity of the people of Sakurajima to resist risks is well known in the world. Even frequent earthquakes are calmly faced. The heavy rain, unless it is big enough to roll up a tsunami, no one will take it to heart... …

——Among such noise, Miao Wuwu suddenly felt that the world became very quiet.

This is Akihabara, one of the most noisy places in Tokyo. There are countless glamorous girls standing like flower trellises, and next to them are house youths waiting for a group photo. The queue is like a winding snake.

She looked up, and there was a huge anime poster posted on a certain high-rise building. There were either handsome and cool male protagonists on it, or a big-breasted girl with a slim waist and long legs... By the way, are Sakurajima people so good at playing? He even specially made a raised 3D bust for the big breasted girl. Are the posters so curly these days...

Next to her, from time to time, there are 20-year-old men and women jogging, happily discussing what rare treasures they found today, so someone next to her will say that this kind of good stuff should be shared with everyone... Wait, why does that sound like they're selling some serious drug?

...But even so, Miao Wuwu still felt that the world was very quiet, as if it was only her and him holding her, as if all the hustle and bustle had been covered by the rain.

Bai Yin runs very fast, and the cat girl's petite body will not consume his physical strength. Of course, this kind of fast refers to the speed of normal people, and at most it is comparable to a sprinter. Otherwise, the next day, the newspaper will Maybe the title of the book is "Akihabara Street Thrilling Flash?" ! "This kind of...

In Miao Wuwu's sight, the rain curtain, dark clouds, sky, posters, these things were gradually crushed in the rapid movement, turned into light spots, and then torn into messy lines.Gradually, the line of sight was blocked.

The world began to blur, the heavy rain covered everything up, pedestrians, vehicles, and shops on the street looked up, only the flickering light penetrated through—but it was also blurred.

The only thing that is clear is the face of the hostess.

I used to only know that he was handsome, but recently I discovered that he has a really really handsome profile.

Or sharp or lazy eyes.

The nose that would often wrinkle up in disgust when facing her.

Her pursed lips seemed a little dry.

It will only be revealed in front of few people, and it is as clear as a dewy smile supported by grass leaves.